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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Come on lazy dog owners just pick the poop up rather than let me tread in it! It takes seconds to pick up and you can buy nappy sacks from sainsburys 100 bags for 18p

Rant over

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick


"Come on lazy dog owners just pick the poop up rather than let me tread in it! It takes seconds to pick up and you can buy nappy sacks from sainsburys 100 bags for 18p

Rant over "

Agree entirely but you have to keep your eyes open avoid.

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

*to* avoid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog owners should be made to buy a licence. Maybe then some wouldn't be so irresponsible!!

FFs, your dog, your mess...Clean it up!!

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

my paths suddenly developed a load of dog shit, started a month ago, same shit same dog. called the council who "noted" and indicated they would send street cleansing round but never been seen as yet.

Increase fine's for these fuckers who don't clean up after their dog's dumped.

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By *ittlebitWoman
over a year ago

Plymouth

Agreed pick up the poop, I don't let my kids crap on the sidewalk but maybe I'll start lmao

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

It often surprises me how many people don't pick up their dog mess, especially when in places that are popular with families or near children's parks.

It's so tempting half the time to pick it up and slip it in their bag/hood/pocket!

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By *rsIdiotWoman
over a year ago

Bedworth

Where I live it seems like I'm the only person who does pick up after their dog. A walk down the street is a game of dodge the dog shit.

Nothing winds me up more than seeing people let their dog crap somewhere then not pick it up. I now carry extra poo bags and give them to people when I see them not picking up, usually embarrasses them into doing it.

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By *istress_L-CaptainCouple
over a year ago

Southport

I learnt something new today if you are blind and your dog poos you can't be fine! I mean it makes sense s they can't see it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I own and have had dogs most of my life and it irritates the life out of me when folk let their dog shit and make no effort to pick up.

I have on more than ocassion taken pics of dog and owner and reported as when they get fined they may sort it out.

Dog licences will do nothing to make sure folk clean up being caught abd fined only practical option.

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By *r_Chips669Man
over a year ago

Manchester

I totally agree its just pure lazyness, I take my dog out everyday and know he won't shit on the road he never has since a pup and his seven now but still carry a bag just incase lol

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By *UNCHBOXMan
over a year ago

folkestone

Often wondered if there should be a dog DNA database, so if a dog craps in public place you could trace it from it's crap and fine the owner.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

bag and bin

bag and leave on the ground... sometimes better leaving the shit, least washes away quicker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

easy , collect up said dog shit and post it through lazy arse owners letterbox

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

The massive turd hills on our road are left by flipping foxes! Horrible, scrawny, nosey fuckers too. Ripped the felt of my shed too...but I digress!

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

i always pick it up....

then u can just throw it over the nearest fence, so u dont even need to take it home. so i dont see the issue, stop being lazy peeps

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By *uncpl2015Couple
over a year ago

Bridgend Area


"Come on lazy dog owners just pick the poop up rather than let me tread in it! It takes seconds to pick up and you can buy nappy sacks from sainsburys 100 bags for 18p

Rant over "

dog owner here. We have 4 at the moment had more though.

I am never out without a pocket full of bags and one pocket carries the full poo bags home with me to dispose of.

Yet i bend down to pick up my dogs poo and am surrounded by piles of it everywhere. makes us sick. and then all dog owners get a bad rep which is unfair. if you cant take care of them you shouldnt have them and that means both ends of them.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I have come up with a revolutionary idea which I'm planning on marketing. It's similar to a mini Moses basket, Which hooks over the dogs tail and hangs just below its arse. I call it the collect-a-cleg.

Keep em peeled its coming to a store near you

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By *edbagioMan
over a year ago

ripon

we have this thread every week geting boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i always pick it up....

then u can just throw it over the nearest fence, so u dont even need to take it home. so i dont see the issue, stop being lazy peeps "

Do you actually have a dog, or is this just a hobby?

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By *uriousBristolCplCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

As a wheelchair user don't get me started on this one

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By *ushykebab69Couple
over a year ago

maidstone

don't tarnish all us dog owners with the same brush, I clean up after my dogs, my oh took dogs out last week usually always has a supply of poo bags in his pocket but had run out without realising, he actually found some fish and chip paper and picked it up with that even though it ripped while picking it up and he ended up with poo over his fingers!!!!!! don't think he'll forget them again lol but do agree there are some lazy people out there, bet their gardens are piled with dog shit!

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford


"i always pick it up....

then u can just throw it over the nearest fence, so u dont even need to take it home. so i dont see the issue, stop being lazy peeps

Do you actually have a dog, or is this just a hobby? "
lol i actually don't have a dog, but you have just given me a new hobby idear xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"we have this thread every week geting boring"

Ohhhhh sorry to bore you

You can just ignore the thread if its not for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My area looks like a goddamn world sausage tournament this year. I was about to kill a dog owner with a spade for using my mother's front gate as his dogs usual shitting spot but he either died elsewhere or moved away...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And yet you don't see white dog poo anymore.. ??

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"And yet you don't see white dog poo anymore.. ??"

You do around my way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the sodding cats that cause us the bother - silly cat woman over the road lets her cats out to shit in everyone's gardens and kill off the plants with their piss.

Given half a chance I'd poison the stinking creature - and her cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's the sodding cats that cause us the bother - silly cat woman over the road lets her cats out to shit in everyone's gardens and kill off the plants with their piss.

Given half a chance I'd poison the stinking creature - and her cats"

I'd scoop both ur eyes out with hot spoons while dying with the posion first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And yet you don't see white dog poo anymore.. ??

You do around my way. "

Really, I haven't seen any since I was a kid

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford


"And yet you don't see white dog poo anymore.. ??

You do around my way.

Really, I haven't seen any since I was a kid"
me neither now u mention it hmmmm

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts


"My area looks like a goddamn world sausage tournament this year. I was about to kill a dog owner with a spade for using my mother's front gate as his dogs usual shitting spot but he either died elsewhere or moved away..."

We had that with an old lady up the road.

We kept coming home to find the front gate open and dog shit in our garden and thought the postman/leaflet men were leaving it open. - Ended up putting signs out and spoke to them to ask that they please remember to close the gate when they leave.

Sat at home one day during a day off and heard the gate open; looked out the window to see this old lady open the gate for her bulldog to let him shit on our grass!

Went out and had a go at her, she kept doing it so we got the police and the council involved. She's stopped doing it now (and to be honest, I haven't seen the dog lately either), but I was ready to kill the both of them.

We live opposite massive fields and a park so it didn't make sense. Why insist on MY front garden?

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Often wondered if there should be a dog DNA database, so if a dog craps in public place you could trace it from it's crap and fine the owner. "

Can you imagine jeremy kyle saying so lets have the results of this dna s test will.

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