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"Come on it’s nearly the weekend so have a little flirt or just a friendly chat. Respect people, and always remember that massive word politeness! Have fun and enjoy " Hi rampant rodger how you doing ? | |||
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"I'm in please - one night only though I'm away tommorow! " Deadlines can really help you get things done. | |||
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"Come on it’s nearly the weekend so have a little flirt or just a friendly chat. Respect people, and always remember that massive word politeness! Have fun and enjoy Hi rampant rodger how you doing ? " I’m very well Thankyou my lovely, especially after I have my shower! Are you enjoying your day? | |||
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"I'm in please - one night only though I'm away tommorow! Deadlines can really help you get things done. " They really can. I set a three minute alarm for a quickie the other day, he managed it! He said later on that he felt very under pressure. Well, yea | |||
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"Come on it’s nearly the weekend so have a little flirt or just a friendly chat. Respect people, and always remember that massive word politeness! Have fun and enjoy Hi rampant rodger how you doing ? I’m very well Thankyou my lovely, especially after I have my shower! Are you enjoying your day? " good yes nothing to grumble about we even have some sunshine today to | |||
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"I set a three minute alarm for a quickie the other day …" That’s an amazing idea! | |||
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"Oh, and I’ll be in. Not with Boo though. We know each other pretty well already. Don't say that! You know full well how this place twists innocent words like those above! Ha ha ha " . #SideEye #popcorn | |||
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"You know full well how this place twists innocent words like those above! Ha ha ha " ‘Innocent’? You? | |||
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"Come on it’s nearly the weekend so have a little flirt or just a friendly chat. Respect people, and always remember that massive word politeness! Have fun and enjoy Hi rampant rodger how you doing ? I’m very well Thankyou my lovely, especially after I have my shower! Are you enjoying your day? good yes nothing to grumble about we even have some sunshine today to " an absolute bonus my lovely, it actually hasn’t been to bad here either | |||
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"#SideEye #popcorn" I make really great popcorn, by the way. | |||
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"You know full well how this place twists innocent words like those above! Ha ha ha ‘Innocent’? You? " Behave! Pretend Scottish floozy! | |||
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"Well..... hellllloooo Anyone for a Chunky special? " Dare we ask what a Chunky special is..... | |||
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"Well..... hellllloooo Anyone for a Chunky special? Dare we ask what a Chunky special is..... " That's a treat for the lady. | |||
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"Behave! Pretend Scottish floozy! " ^ See? She knows me. | |||
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"Well..... hellllloooo Anyone for a Chunky special? Dare we ask what a Chunky special is..... That's a treat for the lady. " | |||
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"I suppose I am: ÍN." Out. I have absolutely no idea what this about. | |||
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"#SideEye #popcorn I make really great popcorn, by the way." Care to share the recipe? | |||
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"Care to share the recipe?" You put popcorn on the hotplate to ‘pop’ (or in a big pan with a lid if you don’t have an old-fashioned cooker like mine). While it’s popping, melt a big lot of butter in a pan, add an equal amount of caster sugar and an equal amount of golden syrup. Stir it all up until it’s combined and smooth. When the popcorn’s ready, put it in a big bowl and pour the caramel you just made all over it. Yum. | |||
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"This is a nice twist OP - well played. I'm in - all filters are off for DMs, or I'll keep it here. Either way - I've got my good well brunged up polite head on. " I just remembered to turn my filters off! | |||
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"Care to share the recipe? You put popcorn on the hotplate to ‘pop’ (or in a big pan with a lid if you don’t have an old-fashioned cooker like mine). While it’s popping, melt a big lot of butter in a pan, add an equal amount of caster sugar and an equal amount of golden syrup. Stir it all up until it’s combined and smooth. When the popcorn’s ready, put it in a big bowl and pour the caramel you just made all over it. Yum." Is it not easier just to buy the popcorn (salty or sweet) from Tesco that you throw in the microwave and 2/5 minutes later it is all ready with non of the mess? | |||
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"Is it not easier just to buy the popcorn (salty or sweet) from Tesco that you throw in the microwave and 2/5 minutes later it is all ready with non of the mess?" Only in the same way that it’s easier to have a wank than to have actual sex with another human being. | |||
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"Care to share the recipe? You put popcorn on the hotplate to ‘pop’ (or in a big pan with a lid if you don’t have an old-fashioned cooker like mine). While it’s popping, melt a big lot of butter in a pan, add an equal amount of caster sugar and an equal amount of golden syrup. Stir it all up until it’s combined and smooth. When the popcorn’s ready, put it in a big bowl and pour the caramel you just made all over it. Yum. Is it not easier just to buy the popcorn (salty or sweet) from Tesco that you throw in the microwave and 2/5 minutes later it is all ready with non of the mess?" But the smell when you go 10 seconds over is vile | |||
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"Is it not easier just to buy the popcorn (salty or sweet) from Tesco that you throw in the microwave and 2/5 minutes later it is all ready with non of the mess? Only in the same way that it’s easier to have a wank than to have actual sex with another human being." Ah, so you mean that the Tesco's popcorn is more satisfying | |||
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"Care to share the recipe? You put popcorn on the hotplate to ‘pop’ (or in a big pan with a lid if you don’t have an old-fashioned cooker like mine). While it’s popping, melt a big lot of butter in a pan, add an equal amount of caster sugar and an equal amount of golden syrup. Stir it all up until it’s combined and smooth. When the popcorn’s ready, put it in a big bowl and pour the caramel you just made all over it. Yum. Is it not easier just to buy the popcorn (salty or sweet) from Tesco that you throw in the microwave and 2/5 minutes later it is all ready with non of the mess? But the smell when you go 10 seconds over is vile " Are we talking about the popcorn or RTG's comparison wank? | |||
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"Behave! Pretend Scottish floozy! ^ See? She knows me." Exactly! Known you for ages ,poor sod! | |||
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"I’m down in the corner of the field toasting marshmallows. Would anyone care to join me " If the Marshmallows are the giant ones I'm there | |||
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"Care to share the recipe? You put popcorn on the hotplate to ‘pop’ (or in a big pan with a lid if you don’t have an old-fashioned cooker like mine). While it’s popping, melt a big lot of butter in a pan, add an equal amount of caster sugar and an equal amount of golden syrup. Stir it all up until it’s combined and smooth. When the popcorn’s ready, put it in a big bowl and pour the caramel you just made all over it. Yum. Is it not easier just to buy the popcorn (salty or sweet) from Tesco that you throw in the microwave and 2/5 minutes later it is all ready with non of the mess? But the smell when you go 10 seconds over is vile Are we talking about the popcorn or RTG's comparison wank?" | |||
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"I’m down in the corner of the field toasting marshmallows. Would anyone care to join me If the Marshmallows are the giant ones I'm there " their massive lol | |||
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"hello - can i have marshmellows and would prefer the popcorn that hasnt been wanked in ooh and in - " | |||
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"hello - can i have marshmellows and would prefer the popcorn that hasnt been wanked in ooh and in - " Is wanking in the popcorn a thing , the stuff folks get up to I'd of thought it'd be a bit too sharp | |||
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"As an interesting aside, when one drops all one's filters, one does realise how many men want to bum one, doesn't one?" It’s more than one, that’s for sure. | |||
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"As an interesting aside, when one drops all one's filters, one does realise how many men want to bum one, doesn't one? It’s more than one, that’s for sure." | |||
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"A night? Once I’ve shot my sex piss I’m off " I think you’ll find that’s squirt | |||
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"As an interesting aside, when one drops all one's filters, one does realise how many men want to bum one, doesn't one? It’s more than one, that’s for sure." And aren’t they relentless!!! Sex pests | |||
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"As an interesting aside, when one drops all one's filters, one does realise how many men want to bum one, doesn't one? It’s more than one, that’s for sure. And aren’t they relentless!!! Sex pests" I'll get me coat | |||
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"I’ll give it a go " I never thought you would ask xx | |||
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"I’ll give it a go I never thought you would ask xx" We are already friends - plonker xxx | |||
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"I’ll give it a go " I'm happy to give it bash. | |||
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"I’ll give it a go I never thought you would ask xx We are already friends - plonker xxx " you love my plonker lol | |||
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"Behave! Pretend Scottish floozy! ^ See? She knows me. Exactly! Known you for ages ,poor sod! " RtG or you?? | |||
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"Oh im in x" Can I be in you, Nic? | |||
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"Behave! Pretend Scottish floozy! ^ See? She knows me. Exactly! Known you for ages ,poor sod! RtG or you?? " Me I think | |||
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"Care to share the recipe? You put popcorn on the hotplate to ‘pop’ (or in a big pan with a lid if you don’t have an old-fashioned cooker like mine). While it’s popping, melt a big lot of butter in a pan, add an equal amount of caster sugar and an equal amount of golden syrup. Stir it all up until it’s combined and smooth. When the popcorn’s ready, put it in a big bowl and pour the caramel you just made all over it. Yum." Ooh, this sounds lush, I'm trying it! I'm in btw x | |||
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"Behave! Pretend Scottish floozy! ^ See? She knows me. Exactly! Known you for ages ,poor sod! RtG or you?? Me I think " Oh definitely you ! lol | |||
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"Count me in " 4 … 3 … 2 … 1 … | |||
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"Count me in " Hey Cookie ! | |||
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"Count me in 4 … 3 … 2 … 1 … " Is that the countdown leading up to you snogging me | |||
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"Count me in Hey Cookie ! " Hello my lovely I’m living dangerously typing this in the bath ….. one wrong move | |||
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"Is that the countdown leading up to you snogging me " I thought you were going to sing, but I like your idea better. | |||
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"Is that the countdown leading up to you snogging me I thought you were going to sing, but I like your idea better. " Have you heard my singing | |||
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"Count me in Hey Cookie ! Hello my lovely I’m living dangerously typing this in the bath ….. one wrong move " Aah.. living on the edge ! | |||
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"Why not, I’ll give it a go" Well hello | |||
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"Isn’t a night basically a relationship on here? " I didn’t think you stuck around that long, Rex! | |||
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"I thought FAB wouldn't let the same username be used by others? Four of my brand new friends have all changed theirs to "UNLOS" at exactly the same time. Just as the "bumpussy" conversation was getting really interesting too! Weird...." I'm still around but we're not friends.... so....lol | |||
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"Isn’t a night basically a relationship on here? I didn’t think you stuck around that long, Rex!" You thought correct | |||
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"I thought FAB wouldn't let the same username be used by others? Four of my brand new friends have all changed theirs to "UNLOS" at exactly the same time. Just as the "bumpussy" conversation was getting really interesting too! Weird.... I'm still around but we're not friends.... so....lol" Well that'll be because I can't DM you ya numpty. And of course I don't have four new friends who went UNLOS. No one UNLOSses The Klunge. But my new friend chats tonight have been DM, not thread xxxx | |||
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"I thought FAB wouldn't let the same username be used by others? Four of my brand new friends have all changed theirs to "UNLOS" at exactly the same time. Just as the "bumpussy" conversation was getting really interesting too! Weird.... I'm still around but we're not friends.... so....lol Well that'll be because I can't DM you ya numpty. And of course I don't have four new friends who went UNLOS. No one UNLOSses The Klunge. But my new friend chats tonight have been DM, not thread xxxx" That's better K . Incoming xxxx | |||
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