FabSwingers.com forum: Maths Test

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Tis my duty to keep your old grey cells healthy after all good folks….

So….Sarah is mightily excited as she sits down to eat the delicious looking berry cheesecake that she has just purchased from M&S (she’s dead posh is our Sarah).

She observes from the packaging, that said scrumptious looking cheesecake contains 968 calories.

‘Fuck it!’ she subsequently exclaims and proceeds to gormandise it like a boss.

Just then, John walks in and starts eyeing the cheesecake up…

The mutherfucker then has the fucking audacity to ask for a slice!

Sarah is fucking livid and doesn’t want to share but reluctantly agrees to give up a 3% slither…

Q1: If Sarah has already scoffed 26% of the cheesecake - How many calories has she consumed?

Q2: Combining both Sarah and John’s portions, how many calories are left in the remaining cheesecake?

John eats his slice and then, pushing his fucking luck, asks for some more (the cheeky bastard!)

Sarah promptly tells him to fuck off so John goes for a wank.

The End