FabSwingers.com forum: Gym bod vs Dad bod

By *illy Idol OP Man
30 weeks ago

Midlands

What is your preference?

A short man who is vegan, bald, uncut, has a beard and a gym bod.

A tall man who likes meat, has a full head of hair but is clean shaven, cut, tattoos and a dad bod?

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By *eard and TattsCouple
30 weeks ago

Cwmbran

Both sound unappealing

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
30 weeks ago

St Neots

Easiest thread yet. The latter

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By *eard and TattsCouple
30 weeks ago

Cwmbran

Actually put a beard on the second one and you have a deal

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By *eliWoman
30 weeks ago

I'm a lesbian again.

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

You

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
30 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

"I'm a lesbian again."

Can I be a lesbian too?

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By *ell GwynnWoman
30 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Prefer them for what? Hedge cutting? Accounts? Origami? I need a full list of their respective skills. Thank you.

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By *eliWoman
30 weeks ago

"I'm a lesbian again.

Can I be a lesbian too?"

Yep. Welcome to the lesbian side of life.

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
30 weeks ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

How short is the first guy?

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Ooo are we doing build a man - a bit like build a bear... I'd like tall, vegan, blue eyes, clean shaven, teeth, any bod /hair... Must have his own toes

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

"Ooo are we doing build a man - a bit like build a bear... I'd like tall, vegan, blue eyes, clean shaven, teeth, any bod /hair... Must have his own toes"

Bagsy I get to stuff it

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By *illy Idol OP Man
30 weeks ago

Midlands

"I'm a lesbian again."

Option 2 is probably your best bet then

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By *illy Idol OP Man
30 weeks ago

Midlands

"How short is the first guy?"

5ft9

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By *eliWoman
30 weeks ago

"I'm a lesbian again.

Option 2 is probably your best bet then"

Pass. Celibacy it is.

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By *illy Idol OP Man
30 weeks ago

Midlands

"Ooo are we doing build a man - a bit like build a bear... I'd like tall, vegan, blue eyes, clean shaven, teeth, any bod /hair... Must have his own toes"

I'd go vegan for a night with you

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
30 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

"I'm a lesbian again.

Can I be a lesbian too?

Yep. Welcome to the lesbian side of life. "

Yaaay it’s looks so much fun…..I have researched it thoroughly

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

"How short is the first guy?

5ft9"

Fuck you, Willy

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By *illy Idol OP Man
30 weeks ago

Midlands

"How short is the first guy?

5ft9

Fuck you, Willy

I knew I'd get 1 nibble

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By *mmaleiaWoman
30 weeks ago

Trowbridge

"Actually put a beard on the second one and you have a deal "

Ditto

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By *illy Idol OP Man
30 weeks ago

Midlands

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By *mmaleiaWoman
30 weeks ago

Trowbridge

"[Removed his razor by poster at 30/05/24 10:27:07]"

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By *illy Idol OP Man
30 weeks ago

Midlands

"[Removed his razor by poster at 30/05/24 10:27:07]"

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
30 weeks ago

Reading

The dad boys every time

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
30 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"I'm a lesbian again.

Option 2 is probably your best bet then

Pass. Celibacy it is. "

Celibacy is the other option?

Not just migrating to cunt worship?

Boo hiss.

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

"Ooo are we doing build a man - a bit like build a bear... I'd like tall, vegan, blue eyes, clean shaven, teeth, any bod /hair... Must have his own toes"

Toes is a bit excessive!

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By *riving_Home_For_MimiWoman
30 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

The tall man, as long as he didn't eat all the pies.

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By *hunky GentMan
30 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"The tall man, as long as he didn't eat all the pies."

Damn and damn.

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By *aizyWoman
30 weeks ago

west midlands

Can I mix and match man A and man B please, Willy?

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By *uckurcumMan
30 weeks ago

Bishop Auckland

Couldn't go with the vegan as wouldn't want meat of any kind '),plus probably wants to be told how great they look all the time and then all that mirror checking

And clean shaven,and that will probably mean all over too, a definite no as, not keen on the look !

Guess I'll have to settle for being lonely lol ...

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By *hunky GentMan
30 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Can I mix and match man A and man B please, Willy?"

If you choose short and fat then yes.

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By *illy Idol OP Man
30 weeks ago

Midlands

"Can I mix and match man A and man B please, Willy?"

You women always want the best of both worlds

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By *aizyWoman
30 weeks ago

west midlands

"Can I mix and match man A and man B please, Willy?

You women always want the best of both worlds

So thats a yes then?!

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

I’m a dad bod…. I’m in.

So…..Where’s the Gym bod you want me to ‘versus’?

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By *issBellaWoman
30 weeks ago

Wales

I'll take option C

The pretty lady in the dress with the glint in her eye and a smile upon her face

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By *illy Idol OP Man
30 weeks ago

Midlands

"Can I mix and match man A and man B please, Willy?

If you choose short and fat then yes.

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By *illy Idol OP Man
30 weeks ago

Midlands

"I'll take option C

The pretty lady in the dress with the glint in her eye and a smile upon her face

Option C does sound more appealing

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By *eliWoman
30 weeks ago

"I'm a lesbian again.

Option 2 is probably your best bet then

Pass. Celibacy it is.

Celibacy is the other option?

Not just migrating to cunt worship?

Boo hiss."

For you, obviously. Always.

And then there's celibacy before those dire options set out by Willy.

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By *illy Idol OP Man
30 weeks ago

Midlands

"I'm a lesbian again.

Option 2 is probably your best bet then

Pass. Celibacy it is.

Celibacy is the other option?

Not just migrating to cunt worship?

Boo hiss.

For you, obviously. Always.

And then there's celibacy before those dire options set out by Willy. "

Ouch!

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By *ukeM8519Man
30 weeks ago

Dublin

Most girls are looking for a man in finance, trust fund, 6’5”, blue eyes

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