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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over

Where are you taking me?

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By *excentric101Man
30 weeks ago

West Midlands

Cap de agne ...

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By *aizyWoman
30 weeks ago

west midlands

Blackpool, I've never been, we'll go on the Big Dipper, MB.

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By *excentric101Man
30 weeks ago

West Midlands


"Blackpool, I've never been, we'll go on the Big Dipper, MB."

I though it was the Big One at Blackpool

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"Blackpool, I've never been, we'll go on the Big Dipper, MB.

I though it was the Big One at Blackpool "

Ley's not get hang up on semantics. It's a yes from me but need earplugs as I might scream

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By *excentric101Man
30 weeks ago

West Midlands


"Blackpool, I've never been, we'll go on the Big Dipper, MB.

I though it was the Big One at Blackpool

Ley's not get hang up on semantics. It's a yes from me but need earplugs as I might scream "

It's ok, I'll hold your hand

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By *urry BlokeMan
30 weeks ago

Stalybridge

MB

I'm all for options

Option 1

Lake Como & Milan

Lakeside dining and relaxed vibes mixed with some time in Milan for shopping and culture

Option 2

Barcelona & Sitges

A few days on the beach in Sitges, taking in the bars at night again mixed with some culture and shopping in Barcelona

I've done both

I can't just sit by a pool all week

I need to have down days and up n about days

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By *avexxMan
30 weeks ago

cheshire

the little venice,,,mykonos

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"Blackpool, I've never been, we'll go on the Big Dipper, MB.

I though it was the Big One at Blackpool

Ley's not get hang up on semantics. It's a yes from me but need earplugs as I might scream

It's ok, I'll hold your hand "

Sounds like a mé·na·ges à trois all of a sudden

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"MB

I'm all for options

Option 1

Lake Como & Milan

Lakeside dining and relaxed vibes mixed with some time in Milan for shopping and culture

Option 2

Barcelona & Sitges

A few days on the beach in Sitges, taking in the bars at night again mixed with some culture and shopping in Barcelona

I've done both

I can't just sit by a pool all week

I need to have down days and up n about days "

To be fair I would happily do either. Book us in

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By *elloWoman
30 weeks ago

alpha centauri


"Blackpool, I've never been, we'll go on the Big Dipper, MB.

I though it was the Big One at Blackpool

Ley's not get hang up on semantics. It's a yes from me but need earplugs as I might scream "

Can I come too? I've never been to Blackpool. But I don't like big ones that make me scream, can I just watch you two enjoying the ride

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"the little venice,,,mykonos "

I knew it would be a greek isle with you. Good choice though, thanks

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By *aizyWoman
30 weeks ago

west midlands


"Blackpool, I've never been, we'll go on the Big Dipper, MB.

I though it was the Big One at Blackpool

Ley's not get hang up on semantics. It's a yes from me but need earplugs as I might scream

It's ok, I'll hold your hand "

Leave the thread for 2 minutes and I've been ousted!

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By *oozleMan
30 weeks ago

high wycombe


"Blackpool, I've never been, we'll go on the Big Dipper, MB.

I though it was the Big One at Blackpool

Ley's not get hang up on semantics. It's a yes from me but need earplugs as I might scream

Can I come too? I've never been to Blackpool. But I don't like big ones that make me scream, can I just watch you two enjoying the ride "

Room for a little Foozle in the suitcase?, never been to Blackpool … you could smuggle me !!

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By *rBobbMan
30 weeks ago

Birmingham


"Where are you taking me? "

Anywhere by the sea my friend. Fish n chips and a kiss me quick hat

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"Blackpool, I've never been, we'll go on the Big Dipper, MB.

I though it was the Big One at Blackpool

Ley's not get hang up on semantics. It's a yes from me but need earplugs as I might scream

Can I come too? I've never been to Blackpool. But I don't like big ones that make me scream, can I just watch you two enjoying the ride "

It's threeby the spind of it. Daizy and chubs. Pop by, all week or a day tripper?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
30 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

Santorini, MB.

Pack your pants, we're going.

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By *elloWoman
30 weeks ago

alpha centauri


"Blackpool, I've never been, we'll go on the Big Dipper, MB.

I though it was the Big One at Blackpool

Ley's not get hang up on semantics. It's a yes from me but need earplugs as I might scream

Can I come too? I've never been to Blackpool. But I don't like big ones that make me scream, can I just watch you two enjoying the ride

Room for a little Foozle in the suitcase?, never been to Blackpool … you could smuggle me !!"

Want to fomin the waltzer with me? I'll definitely scream when I want us to go faster

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"Where are you taking me?

Anywhere by the sea my friend. Fish n chips and a kiss me quick hat "

Sounds very nice. Can we just do one posh dinner night though so I can scrub up and put my best gear on please

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By *ittlebirdWoman
30 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Where are you taking me? "

Back to Tenerife. Get me back on that plane now…

Ps. Grab your bag OP

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"Santorini, MB.

Pack your pants, we're going. "

Oh _ello partner. Let's do it. Have a coctail or two watching the sunset. I know just the spot

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By *rBobbMan
30 weeks ago

Birmingham


"Where are you taking me?

Anywhere by the sea my friend. Fish n chips and a kiss me quick hat

Sounds very nice. Can we just do one posh dinner night though so I can scrub up and put my best gear on please "

Oh absolutely, you can even have a pudding

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"Blackpool, I've never been, we'll go on the Big Dipper, MB.

I though it was the Big One at Blackpool

Ley's not get hang up on semantics. It's a yes from me but need earplugs as I might scream

It's ok, I'll hold your hand

Leave the thread for 2 minutes and I've been ousted! "

He does't go out much Daizy. He will be no trouble

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"Blackpool, I've never been, we'll go on the Big Dipper, MB.

I though it was the Big One at Blackpool

Ley's not get hang up on semantics. It's a yes from me but need earplugs as I might scream

Can I come too? I've never been to Blackpool. But I don't like big ones that make me scream, can I just watch you two enjoying the ride

Room for a little Foozle in the suitcase?, never been to Blackpool … you could smuggle me !!"

You do know is not that sort of trip _oozle, don't you. I am not getting bavk as knackered as I started

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"Where are you taking me?

Back to Tenerife. Get me back on that plane now…

Ps. Grab your bag OP "

I am packing. Do I need much or are we wearing very little?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
30 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Where are you taking me?

Back to Tenerife. Get me back on that plane now…

Ps. Grab your bag OP

I am packing. Do I need much or are we wearing very little? "

Not much at all. Certainly no pants please and thank you

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"Where are you taking me?

Anywhere by the sea my friend. Fish n chips and a kiss me quick hat

Sounds very nice. Can we just do one posh dinner night though so I can scrub up and put my best gear on please

Oh absolutely, you can even have a pudding "

Brilliant and a double espresso and a glass of the finest brandy please.

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By *rBobbMan
30 weeks ago

Birmingham


"Where are you taking me?

Back to Tenerife. Get me back on that plane now…

Ps. Grab your bag OP

I am packing. Do I need much or are we wearing very little?

Not much at all. Certainly no pants please and thank you "

Look after him Littlebird, he is one of the good ones

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By *lint-EverhardMan
30 weeks ago

Perpignan and cap

You can come and see me, we'll go for a tour and picnics on the nudist beaches round my way.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"Where are you taking me?

Back to Tenerife. Get me back on that plane now…

Ps. Grab your bag OP

Just the finest white linen shirt it is then as not keen showing my nipples

I am packing. Do I need much or are we wearing very little?

Not much at all. Certainly no pants please and thank you "

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By *rBobbMan
30 weeks ago

Birmingham


"Where are you taking me?

Anywhere by the sea my friend. Fish n chips and a kiss me quick hat

Sounds very nice. Can we just do one posh dinner night though so I can scrub up and put my best gear on please

Oh absolutely, you can even have a pudding

Brilliant and a double espresso and a glass of the finest brandy please. "

You drive a hard bargain, but because it's you then of course you can. It's a holiday here have a double

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"You can come and see me, we'll go for a tour and picnics on the nudist beaches round my way. "

That's so kind, would just absolutely love that

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"Where are you taking me?

Anywhere by the sea my friend. Fish n chips and a kiss me quick hat

Sounds very nice. Can we just do one posh dinner night though so I can scrub up and put my best gear on please

Oh absolutely, you can even have a pudding

Brilliant and a double espresso and a glass of the finest brandy please.

You drive a hard bargain, but because it's you then of course you can. It's a holiday here have a double "

Thank you and then I promise to be good and ask for very little else.

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By *rBobbMan
30 weeks ago

Birmingham


"Where are you taking me?

Anywhere by the sea my friend. Fish n chips and a kiss me quick hat

Sounds very nice. Can we just do one posh dinner night though so I can scrub up and put my best gear on please

Oh absolutely, you can even have a pudding

Brilliant and a double espresso and a glass of the finest brandy please.

You drive a hard bargain, but because it's you then of course you can. It's a holiday here have a double

Thank you and then I promise to be good and ask for very little else. "

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By *ittlebirdWoman
30 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Where are you taking me?

Back to Tenerife. Get me back on that plane now…

Ps. Grab your bag OP

I am packing. Do I need much or are we wearing very little?

Not much at all. Certainly no pants please and thank you

Look after him Littlebird, he is one of the good ones "

Don’t worry. He’s in safe hands

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By *r Black 85Man
30 weeks ago

nottingham


"Where are you taking me? "

Barbados

Trinidad

Tobago

St Lucia

Jamaica

We are going on a tour of the carnivals

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Where would you like to go?

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By *lint-EverhardMan
30 weeks ago

Perpignan and cap


"You can come and see me, we'll go for a tour and picnics on the nudist beaches round my way.

That's so kind, would just absolutely love that "

Jump on a plane, you pay for your expenses and at the very least there's a sofa to crash on. It's getting hot, 32°c today and I did manage a skinny dip and the waters pleasant.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"Where are you taking me?

Back to Tenerife. Get me back on that plane now…

Ps. Grab your bag OP

I am packing. Do I need much or are we wearing very little?

Not much at all. Certainly no pants please and thank you

Look after him Littlebird, he is one of the good ones

Don’t worry. He’s in safe hands "

Is not the hands I am worried about. It's those stiletos of yours

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By *lint-EverhardMan
30 weeks ago

Perpignan and cap

[

Barbados

Trinidad

Tobago

St Lucia

Jamaica

] Isn't that a line from the beach boys song?

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"Where are you taking me?

Barbados

Trinidad

Tobago

St Lucia

Jamaica

We are going on a tour of the carnivals "

I could not think of anything better. Let's shake that booty, some rum, jerk chicken, rice and peas and I am all yours. Well so to speak.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"You can come and see me, we'll go for a tour and picnics on the nudist beaches round my way.

That's so kind, would just absolutely love that

Jump on a plane, you pay for your expenses and at the very least there's a sofa to crash on. It's getting hot, 32°c today and I did manage a skinny dip and the waters pleasant. "

I am giving it a great thought for sure and thank you. Is the sofa comfy?

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"Where would you like to go?"

You choose

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By *excentric101Man
30 weeks ago

West Midlands


"Blackpool, I've never been, we'll go on the Big Dipper, MB.

I though it was the Big One at Blackpool

Ley's not get hang up on semantics. It's a yes from me but need earplugs as I might scream

It's ok, I'll hold your hand

Leave the thread for 2 minutes and I've been ousted!

He does't go out much Daizy. He will be no trouble "

I'm out and about all the time & can be as much trouble as you'd like

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By *r Black 85Man
30 weeks ago

nottingham


"Where are you taking me?

Barbados

Trinidad

Tobago

St Lucia

Jamaica

We are going on a tour of the carnivals

I could not think of anything better. Let's shake that booty, some rum, jerk chicken, rice and peas and I am all yours. Well so to speak. "

I'm booking flights/accommodation tomorrow

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"Blackpool, I've never been, we'll go on the Big Dipper, MB.

I though it was the Big One at Blackpool

Ley's not get hang up on semantics. It's a yes from me but need earplugs as I might scream

It's ok, I'll hold your hand

Leave the thread for 2 minutes and I've been ousted!

He does't go out much Daizy. He will be no trouble

I'm out and about all the time & can be as much trouble as you'd like "

Now you are telling. Daizy? Where are you? We are off

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"Where are you taking me?

Barbados

Trinidad

Tobago

St Lucia

Jamaica

We are going on a tour of the carnivals

I could not think of anything better. Let's shake that booty, some rum, jerk chicken, rice and peas and I am all yours. Well so to speak.

I'm booking flights/accommodation tomorrow "

Can we sleep under the stars please?

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

*Ahem, cough cough

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By *excentric101Man
30 weeks ago

West Midlands


"Blackpool, I've never been, we'll go on the Big Dipper, MB.

I though it was the Big One at Blackpool

Ley's not get hang up on semantics. It's a yes from me but need earplugs as I might scream

It's ok, I'll hold your hand

Leave the thread for 2 minutes and I've been ousted!

He does't go out much Daizy. He will be no trouble

I'm out and about all the time & can be as much trouble as you'd like

Now you are telling. Daizy? Where are you? We are off "

Let's go! I've heard there's some very adult friendly hotels in Blackpool

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"*Ahem, cough cough"

What's up

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By *antas little minxWoman
30 weeks ago

essex


"Where are you taking me? "

Southend of course! x

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"Where are you taking me?

Southend of course! x"

Sick x

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By *aizyWoman
30 weeks ago

west midlands


"Blackpool, I've never been, we'll go on the Big Dipper, MB.

I though it was the Big One at Blackpool

Ley's not get hang up on semantics. It's a yes from me but need earplugs as I might scream

It's ok, I'll hold your hand

Leave the thread for 2 minutes and I've been ousted!

He does't go out much Daizy. He will be no trouble

I'm out and about all the time & can be as much trouble as you'd like

Now you are telling. Daizy? Where are you? We are off

Let's go! I've heard there's some very adult friendly hotels in Blackpool "

I feel like a proper Cilla!! Have fun you two!

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By *illy IdolMan
30 weeks ago

Midlands


"Blackpool, I've never been, we'll go on the Big Dipper, MB.

I though it was the Big One at Blackpool

Ley's not get hang up on semantics. It's a yes from me but need earplugs as I might scream

It's ok, I'll hold your hand

Leave the thread for 2 minutes and I've been ousted!

He does't go out much Daizy. He will be no trouble

I'm out and about all the time & can be as much trouble as you'd like

Now you are telling. Daizy? Where are you? We are off

Let's go! I've heard there's some very adult friendly hotels in Blackpool

I feel like a proper Cilla!! Have fun you two! "

I feel MB would be like a lost lamb in Blackpool

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"Blackpool, I've never been, we'll go on the Big Dipper, MB.

I though it was the Big One at Blackpool

Ley's not get hang up on semantics. It's a yes from me but need earplugs as I might scream

It's ok, I'll hold your hand

Leave the thread for 2 minutes and I've been ousted!

He does't go out much Daizy. He will be no trouble

I'm out and about all the time & can be as much trouble as you'd like

Now you are telling. Daizy? Where are you? We are off

Let's go! I've heard there's some very adult friendly hotels in Blackpool

I feel like a proper Cilla!! Have fun you two! "

It was Hello also that wanted to come.You are meant to be taking me and then the whole entourage appears ( though they are very lovely )

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By *excentric101Man
30 weeks ago

West Midlands


"Blackpool, I've never been, we'll go on the Big Dipper, MB.

I though it was the Big One at Blackpool

Ley's not get hang up on semantics. It's a yes from me but need earplugs as I might scream

It's ok, I'll hold your hand

Leave the thread for 2 minutes and I've been ousted!

He does't go out much Daizy. He will be no trouble

I'm out and about all the time & can be as much trouble as you'd like

Now you are telling. Daizy? Where are you? We are off

Let's go! I've heard there's some very adult friendly hotels in Blackpool

I feel like a proper Cilla!! Have fun you two! "

I suggested Cap de Agne, you 2 have fun on the Big One

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By *aizyWoman
30 weeks ago

west midlands


"Blackpool, I've never been, we'll go on the Big Dipper, MB.

I though it was the Big One at Blackpool

Ley's not get hang up on semantics. It's a yes from me but need earplugs as I might scream

It's ok, I'll hold your hand

Leave the thread for 2 minutes and I've been ousted!

He does't go out much Daizy. He will be no trouble

I'm out and about all the time & can be as much trouble as you'd like

Now you are telling. Daizy? Where are you? We are off

Let's go! I've heard there's some very adult friendly hotels in Blackpool

I feel like a proper Cilla!! Have fun you two!

I feel MB would be like a lost lamb in Blackpool "

You are so right, he'd need a chaperone!

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"Blackpool, I've never been, we'll go on the Big Dipper, MB.

I though it was the Big One at Blackpool

Ley's not get hang up on semantics. It's a yes from me but need earplugs as I might scream

It's ok, I'll hold your hand

Leave the thread for 2 minutes and I've been ousted!

He does't go out much Daizy. He will be no trouble

I'm out and about all the time & can be as much trouble as you'd like

Now you are telling. Daizy? Where are you? We are off

Let's go! I've heard there's some very adult friendly hotels in Blackpool

I feel like a proper Cilla!! Have fun you two!

I feel MB would be like a lost lamb in Blackpool "

Don't you ever worry about me young man, I will be perfectly fine in evrry and each place and situation

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By *antas little minxWoman
30 weeks ago

essex


"Where are you taking me?

Southend of course! x

Sick x"

x

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By *r Black 85Man
30 weeks ago

nottingham


"Where are you taking me?

Barbados

Trinidad

Tobago

St Lucia

Jamaica

We are going on a tour of the carnivals

I could not think of anything better. Let's shake that booty, some rum, jerk chicken, rice and peas and I am all yours. Well so to speak.

I'm booking flights/accommodation tomorrow

Can we sleep under the stars please? "

Not a problem

We can do it every night

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"Where are you taking me?

Southend of course! x

Sick x

x"

You are getting everyone rather jel now minxy. They all crave for southend.

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By *antas little minxWoman
30 weeks ago

essex


"Where are you taking me?

Southend of course! x

Sick x

x

You are getting everyone rather jel now minxy. They all crave for southend. "

It’s the place to go!! Beautiful sea views, it’s lovely. X

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Next week I'll be off to the Dominican Republic for two weeks.

Just thought I'd rub it in.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"Where are you taking me?

Barbados

Trinidad

Tobago

St Lucia

Jamaica

We are going on a tour of the carnivals

I could not think of anything better. Let's shake that booty, some rum, jerk chicken, rice and peas and I am all yours. Well so to speak.

I'm booking flights/accommodation tomorrow

Can we sleep under the stars please?

Not a problem

We can do it every night"

Yes please and just about hearing that distant sound of some calypso music

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By *antas little minxWoman
30 weeks ago

essex


"Next week I'll be off to the Dominican Republic for two weeks.

Just thought I'd rub it in. "

Ooh nice, what part?x

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"Next week I'll be off to the Dominican Republic for two weeks.

Just thought I'd rub it in. "

That's not a double entendre, is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago


"Next week I'll be off to the Dominican Republic for two weeks.

Just thought I'd rub it in.

Ooh nice, what part?x "

Well it all comes down usually as Punta Cana, but Uvero Alto more specifically.

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By *antas little minxWoman
30 weeks ago

essex


"Next week I'll be off to the Dominican Republic for two weeks.

Just thought I'd rub it in.

Ooh nice, what part?x

Well it all comes down usually as Punta Cana, but Uvero Alto more specifically."

Some fabulous beaches and scenery to enjoy x.

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By *r Black 85Man
30 weeks ago

nottingham


"Where are you taking me?

Barbados

Trinidad

Tobago

St Lucia

Jamaica

We are going on a tour of the carnivals

I could not think of anything better. Let's shake that booty, some rum, jerk chicken, rice and peas and I am all yours. Well so to speak.

I'm booking flights/accommodation tomorrow

Can we sleep under the stars please?

Not a problem

We can do it every night

Yes please and just about hearing that distant sound of some calypso music "

Don't forget the soca and reggae

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By *ot to giggleWoman
30 weeks ago

Coventry

hi - late to the party was a little engaged elsewhere !!

ooh Blackpool, mine was a big of a disastrous trip a few weeks back

hope on a plane and come with me to Cyprus - i know a lovely little taverna in the mountains by Vavatsinia - off the beaten track and away from the tourists - warm and shaded, lovely food and great wine.

we can stop off on the way up at Lefkara, sit in the sunshine with a glass of wine and watch the ladies making lace with their swift fingers.

the road up is a bit like the roller coaster at Blackpool with sharp bends and huge drops - may make your head dizzy

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By *ot to giggleWoman
30 weeks ago

Coventry

** hop

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"Where are you taking me?

Barbados

Trinidad

Tobago

St Lucia

Jamaica

We are going on a tour of the carnivals

I could not think of anything better. Let's shake that booty, some rum, jerk chicken, rice and peas and I am all yours. Well so to speak.

I'm booking flights/accommodation tomorrow

Can we sleep under the stars please?

Not a problem

We can do it every night

Yes please and just about hearing that distant sound of some calypso music

Don't forget the soca and reggae"

I would not, I tell you. And have my guayabera ready and pressed.

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago


"Next week I'll be off to the Dominican Republic for two weeks.

Just thought I'd rub it in.

Ooh nice, what part?x

Well it all comes down usually as Punta Cana, but Uvero Alto more specifically.

Some fabulous beaches and scenery to enjoy x. "

I hope so. I'll see how far I end up wandering.

I've never done a lazy holiday before but I've had such a hectic year that I'm looking forward to barely leaving the resort and just getting day d*unk for two weeks and adding an extra few inches to my belt size..

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"hi - late to the party was a little engaged elsewhere !!

ooh Blackpool, mine was a big of a disastrous trip a few weeks back

hope on a plane and come with me to Cyprus - i know a lovely little taverna in the mountains by Vavatsinia - off the beaten track and away from the tourists - warm and shaded, lovely food and great wine.

we can stop off on the way up at Lefkara, sit in the sunshine with a glass of wine and watch the ladies making lace with their swift fingers.

the road up is a bit like the roller coaster at Blackpool with sharp bends and huge drops - may make your head dizzy "

Oh my, I am packing up already.

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By *ave1976XXXMan
30 weeks ago

newmarket

Malta is my ultimate happy place

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"Malta is my ultimate happy place "

But will I like it when you take me there

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By *antas little minxWoman
30 weeks ago

essex


"Next week I'll be off to the Dominican Republic for two weeks.

Just thought I'd rub it in.

Ooh nice, what part?x

Well it all comes down usually as Punta Cana, but Uvero Alto more specifically.

Some fabulous beaches and scenery to enjoy x.

I hope so. I'll see how far I end up wandering.

I've never done a lazy holiday before but I've had such a hectic year that I'm looking forward to barely leaving the resort and just getting day d*unk for two weeks and adding an extra few inches to my belt size.."

You can wander for miles! sounds well deserved. I said that but had some good day trips, hope you have a good time x

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By *excentric101Man
30 weeks ago

West Midlands


"hi - late to the party was a little engaged elsewhere !!

ooh Blackpool, mine was a big of a disastrous trip a few weeks back

hope on a plane and come with me to Cyprus - i know a lovely little taverna in the mountains by Vavatsinia - off the beaten track and away from the tourists - warm and shaded, lovely food and great wine.

we can stop off on the way up at Lefkara, sit in the sunshine with a glass of wine and watch the ladies making lace with their swift fingers.

the road up is a bit like the roller coaster at Blackpool with sharp bends and huge drops - may make your head dizzy "

Sounds divine

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
30 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Santorini, MB.

Pack your pants, we're going.

Oh _ello partner. Let's do it. Have a coctail or two watching the sunset. I know just the spot "

Perfect.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
30 weeks ago

Coventry


"hi - late to the party was a little engaged elsewhere !!

ooh Blackpool, mine was a big of a disastrous trip a few weeks back

hope on a plane and come with me to Cyprus - i know a lovely little taverna in the mountains by Vavatsinia - off the beaten track and away from the tourists - warm and shaded, lovely food and great wine.

we can stop off on the way up at Lefkara, sit in the sunshine with a glass of wine and watch the ladies making lace with their swift fingers.

the road up is a bit like the roller coaster at Blackpool with sharp bends and huge drops - may make your head dizzy

Sounds divine "

i lived in that bit for a year before moving down the mountain - it was bliss

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago


"Next week I'll be off to the Dominican Republic for two weeks.

Just thought I'd rub it in.

Ooh nice, what part?x

Well it all comes down usually as Punta Cana, but Uvero Alto more specifically.

Some fabulous beaches and scenery to enjoy x.

I hope so. I'll see how far I end up wandering.

I've never done a lazy holiday before but I've had such a hectic year that I'm looking forward to barely leaving the resort and just getting day d*unk for two weeks and adding an extra few inches to my belt size..

You can wander for miles! sounds well deserved. I said that but had some good day trips, hope you have a good time x "

Yeah. I'm in love with the idea but I know I'll end up bored after a while..

Do you have any day trip recommendations?

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"hi - late to the party was a little engaged elsewhere !!

ooh Blackpool, mine was a big of a disastrous trip a few weeks back

hope on a plane and come with me to Cyprus - i know a lovely little taverna in the mountains by Vavatsinia - off the beaten track and away from the tourists - warm and shaded, lovely food and great wine.

we can stop off on the way up at Lefkara, sit in the sunshine with a glass of wine and watch the ladies making lace with their swift fingers.

the road up is a bit like the roller coaster at Blackpool with sharp bends and huge drops - may make your head dizzy

Sounds divine

i lived in that bit for a year before moving down the mountain - it was bliss"

We can do it again giggles.

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)


"Where are you taking me? "

Casa de la Wester hailes.

Think of it as the posh bits after a nuclear apocalypse...

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By *excentric101Man
30 weeks ago

West Midlands


"hi - late to the party was a little engaged elsewhere !!

ooh Blackpool, mine was a big of a disastrous trip a few weeks back

hope on a plane and come with me to Cyprus - i know a lovely little taverna in the mountains by Vavatsinia - off the beaten track and away from the tourists - warm and shaded, lovely food and great wine.

we can stop off on the way up at Lefkara, sit in the sunshine with a glass of wine and watch the ladies making lace with their swift fingers.

the road up is a bit like the roller coaster at Blackpool with sharp bends and huge drops - may make your head dizzy

Sounds divine

i lived in that bit for a year before moving down the mountain - it was bliss

We can do it again giggles. "

Would you be in need of a naked butler?

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"Where are you taking me?

Casa de la Wester hailes.

Think of it as the posh bits after a nuclear apocalypse... "

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By *r Black 85Man
30 weeks ago

nottingham


"Where are you taking me?

Barbados

Trinidad

Tobago

St Lucia

Jamaica

We are going on a tour of the carnivals

I could not think of anything better. Let's shake that booty, some rum, jerk chicken, rice and peas and I am all yours. Well so to speak.

I'm booking flights/accommodation tomorrow

Can we sleep under the stars please?

Not a problem

We can do it every night

Yes please and just about hearing that distant sound of some calypso music

Don't forget the soca and reggae

I would not, I tell you. And have my guayabera ready and pressed. "

Yes Sir

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"Where are you taking me?

Barbados

Trinidad

Tobago

St Lucia

Jamaica

We are going on a tour of the carnivals

I could not think of anything better. Let's shake that booty, some rum, jerk chicken, rice and peas and I am all yours. Well so to speak.

I'm booking flights/accommodation tomorrow

Can we sleep under the stars please?

Not a problem

We can do it every night

Yes please and just about hearing that distant sound of some calypso music

Don't forget the soca and reggae

I would not, I tell you. And have my guayabera ready and pressed.

Yes Sir"

I meant I have it ready. I actually have one from a friend

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By *ot to giggleWoman
30 weeks ago

Coventry


"hi - late to the party was a little engaged elsewhere !!

ooh Blackpool, mine was a big of a disastrous trip a few weeks back

hope on a plane and come with me to Cyprus - i know a lovely little taverna in the mountains by Vavatsinia - off the beaten track and away from the tourists - warm and shaded, lovely food and great wine.

we can stop off on the way up at Lefkara, sit in the sunshine with a glass of wine and watch the ladies making lace with their swift fingers.

the road up is a bit like the roller coaster at Blackpool with sharp bends and huge drops - may make your head dizzy

Sounds divine

i lived in that bit for a year before moving down the mountain - it was bliss

We can do it again giggles.

Would you be in need of a naked butler? "

oh would we have to wear clothes |!

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By *excentric101Man
30 weeks ago

West Midlands


"hi - late to the party was a little engaged elsewhere !!

ooh Blackpool, mine was a big of a disastrous trip a few weeks back

hope on a plane and come with me to Cyprus - i know a lovely little taverna in the mountains by Vavatsinia - off the beaten track and away from the tourists - warm and shaded, lovely food and great wine.

we can stop off on the way up at Lefkara, sit in the sunshine with a glass of wine and watch the ladies making lace with their swift fingers.

the road up is a bit like the roller coaster at Blackpool with sharp bends and huge drops - may make your head dizzy

Sounds divine

i lived in that bit for a year before moving down the mountain - it was bliss

We can do it again giggles.

Would you be in need of a naked butler?

oh would we have to wear clothes |!"

I'm hoping not

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"hi - late to the party was a little engaged elsewhere !!

ooh Blackpool, mine was a big of a disastrous trip a few weeks back

hope on a plane and come with me to Cyprus - i know a lovely little taverna in the mountains by Vavatsinia - off the beaten track and away from the tourists - warm and shaded, lovely food and great wine.

we can stop off on the way up at Lefkara, sit in the sunshine with a glass of wine and watch the ladies making lace with their swift fingers.

the road up is a bit like the roller coaster at Blackpool with sharp bends and huge drops - may make your head dizzy

Sounds divine

i lived in that bit for a year before moving down the mountain - it was bliss

We can do it again giggles.

Would you be in need of a naked butler?

oh would we have to wear clothes |!"

No, we will just have to deal with that sand that has a way to infiltrate

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over

I think I have 3 options. The Caribbean one, the Cyprus one and the French one I narrowed it down to so far.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"I think I have 3 options. The Caribbean one, the Cyprus one and the French one I narrowed it down to so far. "

Sorry and the Santorini one with a trip across to Mykonos too.

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By *r Black 85Man
30 weeks ago

nottingham


"Where are you taking me?

Barbados

Trinidad

Tobago

St Lucia

Jamaica

We are going on a tour of the carnivals

I could not think of anything better. Let's shake that booty, some rum, jerk chicken, rice and peas and I am all yours. Well so to speak.

I'm booking flights/accommodation tomorrow

Can we sleep under the stars please?

Not a problem

We can do it every night

Yes please and just about hearing that distant sound of some calypso music

Don't forget the soca and reggae

I would not, I tell you. And have my guayabera ready and pressed.

Yes Sir

I meant I have it ready. I actually have one from a friend "

I'm ready

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"Where are you taking me?

Barbados

Trinidad

Tobago

St Lucia

Jamaica

We are going on a tour of the carnivals

I could not think of anything better. Let's shake that booty, some rum, jerk chicken, rice and peas and I am all yours. Well so to speak.

I'm booking flights/accommodation tomorrow

Can we sleep under the stars please?

Not a problem

We can do it every night

Yes please and just about hearing that distant sound of some calypso music

Don't forget the soca and reggae

I would not, I tell you. And have my guayabera ready and pressed.

Yes Sir

I meant I have it ready. I actually have one from a friend

I'm ready "

Let's do it

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)


"I think I have 3 options. The Caribbean one, the Cyprus one and the French one I narrowed it down to so far. "

Not going for the post nuclear apocalypse location, then. I get it. To much heat, yeah, it's definitely a dry heat... and sun is in yer face, like ,its proper ooft

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over

Thank you all for your offers. I am humbled but have now got to decide on ome of my favourite four please. Tough decission so I need your help. Anyone can help me decide including those taking me on one of these four. Thank you. Please he

--Caribbean

--Perpignan and Cap

--Cyprus

--Santorini/Mykonos

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By *aizyWoman
30 weeks ago

west midlands


"Thank you all for your offers. I am humbled but have now got to decide on ome of my favourite four please. Tough decission so I need your help. Anyone can help me decide including those taking me on one of these four. Thank you. Please he

--Caribbean

--Perpignan and Cap

--Cyprus

--Santorini/Mykonos"

Blackpool not good enough for you then, MB?

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"Thank you all for your offers. I am humbled but have now got to decide on ome of my favourite four please. Tough decission so I need your help. Anyone can help me decide including those taking me on one of these four. Thank you. Please he

--Caribbean

--Perpignan and Cap

--Cyprus

--Santorini/Mykonos

Blackpool not good enough for you then, MB? "

That's for our weekend away

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By *aizyWoman
30 weeks ago

west midlands


"Thank you all for your offers. I am humbled but have now got to decide on ome of my favourite four please. Tough decission so I need your help. Anyone can help me decide including those taking me on one of these four. Thank you. Please he

--Caribbean

--Perpignan and Cap

--Cyprus

--Santorini/Mykonos

Blackpool not good enough for you then, MB?

That's for our weekend away "

You charmer!

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By *cflirtyMan
30 weeks ago

Hampshire

What is this word "Holiday" you speak of?

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By *r Black 85Man
30 weeks ago

nottingham


"Thank you all for your offers. I am humbled but have now got to decide on ome of my favourite four please. Tough decission so I need your help. Anyone can help me decide including those taking me on one of these four. Thank you. Please he

--Caribbean

--Perpignan and Cap

--Cyprus

--Santorini/Mykonos"

Carribbean baby

All day long

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"Thank you all for your offers. I am humbled but have now got to decide on ome of my favourite four please. Tough decission so I need your help. Anyone can help me decide including those taking me on one of these four. Thank you. Please he

--Caribbean

--Perpignan and Cap

--Cyprus

--Santorini/Mykonos

Carribbean baby

All day long "

It certainly looks that way

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago


"Thank you all for your offers. I am humbled but have now got to decide on ome of my favourite four please. Tough decission so I need your help. Anyone can help me decide including those taking me on one of these four. Thank you. Please he

--Caribbean

--Perpignan and Cap

--Cyprus

--Santorini/Mykonos"

I'd recommend Wishaw, it's lovely this time of year.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"Thank you all for your offers. I am humbled but have now got to decide on ome of my favourite four please. Tough decission so I need your help. Anyone can help me decide including those taking me on one of these four. Thank you. Please he

--Caribbean

--Perpignan and Cap

--Cyprus

--Santorini/Mykonos

I'd recommend Wishaw, it's lovely this time of year. "

Lol, spanner in the works

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By *illy IdolMan
30 weeks ago

Midlands

I would take you Blackpool. Check out some nice tapas bars and see if there's any open mic nights on

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"I would take you Blackpool. Check out some nice tapas bars and see if there's any open mic nights on"

Would you know? Wjat numbrr did you have in mind?

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By *illy IdolMan
30 weeks ago

Midlands


"I would take you Blackpool. Check out some nice tapas bars and see if there's any open mic nights on

Would you know? Wjat numbrr did you have in mind? "

Drinking on a school night, MB?

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
30 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"Where are you taking me? "

Aston in Birmingham

Mr

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By *herry delightWoman
30 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Ilfracombe

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"I would take you Blackpool. Check out some nice tapas bars and see if there's any open mic nights on

Would you know? Wjat numbrr did you have in mind?

Drinking on a school night, MB?"

Just excited about my holiday willy

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"Where are you taking me?

Aston in Birmingham

Mr "

Will I like it?

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"Ilfracombe "

Nearly went last year

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
30 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"Where are you taking me?

Aston in Birmingham

Mr

Will I like it? "

If you like Ghetto's, then you'll love it

Mr

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By *aizyWoman
30 weeks ago

west midlands


"I would take you Blackpool. Check out some nice tapas bars and see if there's any open mic nights on

Would you know? Wjat numbrr did you have in mind?

Drinking on a school night, MB?

Just excited about my holiday willy "

Just don't let him near a mic, MB.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"I would take you Blackpool. Check out some nice tapas bars and see if there's any open mic nights on

Would you know? Wjat numbrr did you have in mind?

Drinking on a school night, MB?

Just excited about my holiday willy

Just don't let him near a mic, MB."

I will it play cool till we had the tapas first

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"Where are you taking me?

Aston in Birmingham

Mr

Will I like it?

If you like Ghetto's, then you'll love it

Mr "

What sort of ghetto's ?

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
30 weeks ago

London

To my room. It's summer there

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
30 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"Where are you taking me?

Aston in Birmingham

Mr

Will I like it?

If you like Ghetto's, then you'll love it

Mr

What sort of ghetto's ? "

One of the West Midlands finest Ghetto's, its very Boujiee

Mr

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"Where are you taking me?

Aston in Birmingham

Mr

Will I like it?

If you like Ghetto's, then you'll love it

Mr

What sort of ghetto's ?

One of the West Midlands finest Ghetto's, its very Boujiee

Mr "

Are you taking or going o my own?

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"To my room. It's summer there "

Are there cocktails?

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By *hoirCouple
30 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"Blackpool, I've never been, we'll go on the Big Dipper, MB."

Full of kinky bastards, great choice

P

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By *herry delightWoman
30 weeks ago

Ilfracombe


"Ilfracombe

Nearly went last year "

Nothing to do in Ilfracombe so no need to worry about sightsee lol

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"Ilfracombe

Nearly went last year

Nothing to do in Ilfracombe so no need to worry about sightsee lol"

Tbh I can't even remember why. I think something to do with work

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By *aizyWoman
30 weeks ago

west midlands


"Blackpool, I've never been, we'll go on the Big Dipper, MB.

Full of kinky bastards, great choice

P"

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
30 weeks ago

London


"To my room. It's summer there

Are there cocktails? "

Margaritas

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By *aizyWoman
30 weeks ago

west midlands


"To my room. It's summer there

Are there cocktails?

Margaritas "

Room for one more??

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"To my room. It's summer there

Are there cocktails?

Margaritas "

That is the same as daisies

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By *hoirCouple
30 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"To my room. It's summer there

Are there cocktails?

Margaritas

Room for one more?? "

I think I'd take Great Yarmouth if I could get a night off and a good drink with other adults, rain and all

P

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
30 weeks ago

London


"To my room. It's summer there

Are there cocktails?

Margaritas

Room for one more?? "

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By *aizyWoman
30 weeks ago

west midlands


"To my room. It's summer there

Are there cocktails?

Margaritas

Room for one more??

I think I'd take Great Yarmouth if I could get a night off and a good drink with other adults, rain and all

P"

Haven't been to Great Yarmouth in yrs, now I think of it, it was raining when I was there!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
30 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Is Great Yarmouth still there? I think that’s the first time I’ve heard anyone mention it since the ’80s.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"To my room. It's summer there

Are there cocktails?

Margaritas

Room for one more??

"

Now that sounds very appealing I must say. Are we doing the salt thing and everything?

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By *nnCeeWoman
30 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"Where are you taking me?

Barbados

Trinidad

Tobago

St Lucia

Jamaica

We are going on a tour of the carnivals

I could not think of anything better. Let's shake that booty, some rum, jerk chicken, rice and peas and I am all yours. Well so to speak.

I'm booking flights/accommodation tomorrow

Can we sleep under the stars please?

Not a problem

We can do it every night

Yes please and just about hearing that distant sound of some calypso music

Don't forget the soca and reggae

I would not, I tell you. And have my guayabera ready and pressed.

Yes Sir

I meant I have it ready. I actually have one from a friend

I'm ready

Let's do it "

Please may I come along?!

I've been to Barbados, but I was 12. I'd love to go again, although the mosquitos looooove me, so I'll be bringing a net and getting the local bug-off juice on arrival!

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"Where are you taking me?

Barbados

Trinidad

Tobago

St Lucia

Jamaica

We are going on a tour of the carnivals

I could not think of anything better. Let's shake that booty, some rum, jerk chicken, rice and peas and I am all yours. Well so to speak.

I'm booking flights/accommodation tomorrow

Can we sleep under the stars please?

Not a problem

We can do it every night

Yes please and just about hearing that distant sound of some calypso music

Don't forget the soca and reggae

I would not, I tell you. And have my guayabera ready and pressed.

Yes Sir

I meant I have it ready. I actually have one from a friend

I'm ready

Let's do it

Please may I come along?!

I've been to Barbados, but I was 12. I'd love to go again, although the mosquitos looooove me, so I'll be bringing a net and getting the local bug-off juice on arrival!"

Of course you are welcome though we might have to check with Mr Black first

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By *aizyWoman
30 weeks ago

west midlands


"Is Great Yarmouth still there? I think that’s the first time I’ve heard anyone mention it since the ’80s."

I don't know you know RTG, now you've got me worrying about Skegness too!

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
30 weeks ago

London


"To my room. It's summer there

Are there cocktails?

Margaritas

Room for one more??

Now that sounds very appealing I must say. Are we doing the salt thing and everything? "

Yes, but the lemon from.my mouth

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By *r Black 85Man
30 weeks ago

nottingham


"Where are you taking me?

Barbados

Trinidad

Tobago

St Lucia

Jamaica

We are going on a tour of the carnivals

I could not think of anything better. Let's shake that booty, some rum, jerk chicken, rice and peas and I am all yours. Well so to speak.

I'm booking flights/accommodation tomorrow

Can we sleep under the stars please?

Not a problem

We can do it every night

Yes please and just about hearing that distant sound of some calypso music

Don't forget the soca and reggae

I would not, I tell you. And have my guayabera ready and pressed.

Yes Sir

I meant I have it ready. I actually have one from a friend

I'm ready

Let's do it

Please may I come along?!

I've been to Barbados, but I was 12. I'd love to go again, although the mosquitos looooove me, so I'll be bringing a net and getting the local bug-off juice on arrival!

Of course you are welcome though we might have to check with Mr Black first "

The more the merrier

Depending on what time of year we go, you might not have to worry about mosquitos

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"To my room. It's summer there

Are there cocktails?

Margaritas

Room for one more??

Now that sounds very appealing I must say. Are we doing the salt thing and everything?

Yes, but the lemon from.my mouth "

Sweet and sour what's not to like

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By *hoirCouple
30 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"Is Great Yarmouth still there? I think that’s the first time I’ve heard anyone mention it since the ’80s."

Last time I went was around 2012 and it was a dive. It may have undergone some of this seaside regeneration that's been going on but I've heard nothing.

Used to be where my parents took us on holiday

P

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago


"Where would you like to go?

You choose "

Tibetan Plateau

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

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"Where would you like to go?

You choose

Tibetan Plateau"

One on my to do list but might have to wait for niw. Thanks.

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By *xydadbodMan
30 weeks ago

Milton keynes

Anywhere hot would be nice lol

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"Anywhere hot would be nice lol"

Sure but you have to choose if you are taking me there

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By *lint-EverhardMan
30 weeks ago

Perpignan and cap


"

I am giving it a great thought for sure and thank you. Is the sofa comfy? "

That's subjective

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"

I am giving it a great thought for sure and thank you. Is the sofa comfy?

That's subjective "

Lol, I am sure it will be fine

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By *partan69Man
30 weeks ago

hyde

2 weeks and then I'm off to Bali it can't come soon enough

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"2 weeks and then I'm off to Bali it can't come soon enough "

I know and have a lovely time but what about me

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago


"Where would you like to go?

You choose

Tibetan Plateau

One on my to do list but might have to wait for niw. Thanks. "

Got to luv intrepid trekking...!

So much to see in the World and not enough time or money to do it all. So we can but prioritise and try to experience as much as we can. Best wishes.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"Where would you like to go?

You choose

Tibetan Plateau

One on my to do list but might have to wait for niw. Thanks.

Got to luv intrepid trekking...!

So much to see in the World and not enough time or money to do it all. So we can but prioritise and try to experience as much as we can. Best wishes."

Thanks and you too. I hope you manage all those on your list

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over

I will be making my decission prety soon know so last offers or advice ftom my shortlist still welcome

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By *r Black 85Man
30 weeks ago

nottingham


"I will be making my decission prety soon know so last offers or advice ftom my shortlist still welcome "

Decisions decisions

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"I will be making my decission prety soon know so last offers or advice ftom my shortlist still welcome

Decisions decisions"

I am leaning towards yours to be fairc

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By *antas little minxWoman
30 weeks ago

essex


"I will be making my decission prety soon know so last offers or advice ftom my shortlist still welcome "

Will I fit in ya suitcase? X

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By *r Black 85Man
30 weeks ago

nottingham


"I will be making my decission prety soon know so last offers or advice ftom my shortlist still welcome

Decisions decisions

I am leaning towards yours to be fairc "

Obviously

Who could turn down a holiday with me in the Carribbean with plenty of rum drinking, good music, great food, great beaches and a wicked vibe

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By *r Black 85Man
30 weeks ago

nottingham


"I will be making my decission prety soon know so last offers or advice ftom my shortlist still welcome

Will I fit in ya suitcase? X "

Oh don't you worry, I got you a ticket

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By *rBobbMan
30 weeks ago

Birmingham


"I will be making my decission prety soon know so last offers or advice ftom my shortlist still welcome "

Don't forget there is a pudding at stake

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"I will be making my decission prety soon know so last offers or advice ftom my shortlist still welcome

Don't forget there is a pudding at stake "

Bribes

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By *rBobbMan
30 weeks ago

Birmingham


"I will be making my decission prety soon know so last offers or advice ftom my shortlist still welcome

Don't forget there is a pudding at stake

Bribes "

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"I will be making my decission prety soon know so last offers or advice ftom my shortlist still welcome

Will I fit in ya suitcase? X

Oh don't you worry, I got you a ticket"

Decision perhaps easier than I thought

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"I will be making my decission prety soon know so last offers or advice ftom my shortlist still welcome

Don't forget there is a pudding at stake

Bribes "

Might have to do both

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By *rBobbMan
30 weeks ago

Birmingham


"I will be making my decission prety soon know so last offers or advice ftom my shortlist still welcome

Don't forget there is a pudding at stake

Bribes

Might have to do both "

Well it is your holiday

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"I will be making my decission prety soon know so last offers or advice ftom my shortlist still welcome

Don't forget there is a pudding at stake

Bribes

Might have to do both

Well it is your holiday "

And can't resist food either but the caribbean was very appealing too so I thinkI will do both. Just last last fewcmins to be absolutely sure

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By *r Black 85Man
30 weeks ago

nottingham


"I will be making my decission prety soon know so last offers or advice ftom my shortlist still welcome

Don't forget there is a pudding at stake

Bribes

Might have to do both

Well it is your holiday

And can't resist food either but the caribbean was very appealing too so I thinkI will do both. Just last last fewcmins to be absolutely sure "

I think this needs wrapping up....lol.

I think the decision should be announced at 8pm tonight

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"I will be making my decission prety soon know so last offers or advice ftom my shortlist still welcome

Don't forget there is a pudding at stake

Bribes

Might have to do both

Well it is your holiday

And can't resist food either but the caribbean was very appealing too so I thinkI will do both. Just last last fewcmins to be absolutely sure

I think this needs wrapping up....lol.

I think the decision should be announced at 8pm tonight"

I think you are right and will

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over

The time has come. The decision has been made. Thank you all very mich and might take all your beautiful offers on sometime. On this ocassion the Caribbean one had the magic draw. Thank you Mr Black

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By *rBobbMan
30 weeks ago

Birmingham

Have a great time my friend. see you when you get back

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"Have a great time my friend. see you when you get back "

Oh thank you and will look forward to my pudfing on another occasion

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By *antas little minxWoman
30 weeks ago

essex

Ok must pack sarongs!!

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By *rBobbMan
30 weeks ago

Birmingham


"Have a great time my friend. see you when you get back

Oh thank you and will look forward to my pudfing on another occasion "

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By *rispyDuckMan
30 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

We going where ever they host BMFC

All those sexy ladies there need a good fucking pack the viagra and lube hahaha

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By *r Black 85Man
30 weeks ago

nottingham


"Ok must pack sarongs!! "

You and EnnCee are sharing a room

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"Ok must pack sarongs!!

You and EnnCee are sharing a room"

We are doing the under the stars thing though, the music the booty shaking, the lot

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By *r Black 85Man
30 weeks ago

nottingham


"Ok must pack sarongs!!

You and EnnCee are sharing a room

We are doing the under the stars thing though, the music the booty shaking, the lot "

Lol

We need somewhere to store out bags

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

I would like to stay in the UK if that is OK, I miss my dog if I go abroad, so just European city breaks in the future.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over


"Ok must pack sarongs!!

You and EnnCee are sharing a room

We are doing the under the stars thing though, the music the booty shaking, the lot

Lol

We need somewhere to store out bags

"

Their room

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By *antas little minxWoman
30 weeks ago

essex


"Ok must pack sarongs!!

You and EnnCee are sharing a room

We are doing the under the stars thing though, the music the booty shaking, the lot "

I have a lot to shake!!!

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By *avexxMan
30 weeks ago

cheshire

great choice im sure you will have a great im not jealous really

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

All over

Oh well here comes the Caribbean adventure. Perhaps there will be another thread on return. Share some of the memories. Thank you all and Mr Black especially for such a great offer. And by the way will be eating curry goat, jerk chicken and rice and peas till I feel well and trully stuffed

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