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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ow do good folks

Nosey thread alert!

….So when did you last masturbate?

Did you use just your hands? Toys? Lube? Possibly some ingenious employment of garden produce even?

Don’t be bashful; reveal all here my fine people

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
31 weeks ago

St Leonards

I'm just here for the thread title OP .

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
31 weeks ago

somewhere

Yesterday morning. Used my wand. Doughnut wanked over my tits, I later found his cum in my arm pit

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By *aizyWoman
31 weeks ago

west midlands

Please change your username to WankyPanky OP, pretty please!!

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
31 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Yesterday morning. Used my wand. Doughnut wanked over my tits, I later found his cum in my arm pit "

Krispy Kreme?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
31 weeks ago

Southampton

Can't remember lol

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I'm just here for the thread title OP ."

Wanky panky with a hanky (to mop up the results)

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Yesterday morning. Used my wand. Doughnut wanked over my tits, I later found his cum in my arm pit "

Pesky stuff is cum…..it finds its way into every nook and cranny…

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Please change your username to WankyPanky OP, pretty please!! "

It would be an intriguing name

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
31 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Pesky stuff is cum…..it finds its way into every nook and cranny… "

Is that rhyming slang, or do I just have a filthy mind?

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By *ell GwynnWoman
31 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

I was about to do it just now, but then you interrupted my plans, OP.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Pesky stuff is cum…..it finds its way into every nook and cranny…

Is that rhyming slang, or do I just have a filthy mind?"

One often finds the stuff in fanny…

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By *dnfuntimesMan
31 weeks ago

Langley

Fsncy chatting onna ccall while u do

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I was about to do it just now, but then you interrupted my plans, OP."

Pray do please continue (and report back of your experience in as salacious terminology and detail as you can muster)

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By *dnfuntimesMan
31 weeks ago

Langley

Fsncy chatting onna ccall while u do

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Can't remember lol"

Hmmm….Dr Sensual prescribes that you should engage in an immediate fiddle with your middle

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By *eliWoman
31 weeks ago

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Never done it. Will never do it. I'm not some sort of manual harlot.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Never done it. Will never do it. I'm not some sort of manual harlot."

It is a most heinous act indeed.

I woke up with a full mast this morning and the evil thing was staring at me with its cyclops eye.

I immediately covered it with a blindfold….well my boxers to deter the sinful temptation to grab hold of the beastly thing…

….ok, I’m lying like a bastard; I wanked it silly

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Yesterday. With a wand.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
31 weeks ago

St Leonards

Apologies OP and RTG...you inspired me to imitate xx

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Apologies OP and RTG...you inspired me to imitate xx"

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By *mmaleiaWoman
31 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Does with somebody else’s finger count?

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
31 weeks ago

St Leonards

Anyway...currently looking after a dog and a cat at my Stepsister's, so not really wank-week potential in a family member's home (ewwwww!!).

But I did have a lovely one early Monday morning before heading here.

Eden Ivy made an appearance.

Just me, Eden, and my hands.

I do have a fascinating silicon thing...looks weird, feels amazing with lube.

That gets used a couple of times per month as well.

Clean-up is time consuming.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
31 weeks ago

cardiff

Maybe Summer of 2020

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By *elloWoman
31 weeks ago

alpha centauri

4 days ago . Clit sucker toy

Didn't need lube as I licked the toy and then used my delicious juices

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Does with somebody else’s finger count?"

Absolutely - a helping hand is always a good thing

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Finger masturbation, probably last week, or the week before.

Wand, oh months. The vibration was starting to numb the sensation, over use is not good.

Dildo/vibrator/phallic shaped objects vaginally inserted, near on a year.

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
31 weeks ago

St Neots

10 mins ago - no toys

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By *eliWoman
31 weeks ago

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"Never done it. Will never do it. I'm not some sort of manual harlot.

It is a most heinous act indeed.

I woke up with a full mast this morning and the evil thing was staring at me with its cyclops eye.

I immediately covered it with a blindfold..."

Thank you, I don't think I'll ever have to wank after reading that.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Finger masturbation, probably last week, or the week before.

Wand, oh months. The vibration was starting to numb the sensation, over use is not good.

Dildo/vibrator/phallic shaped objects vaginally inserted, near on a year. "

That’s actually very interesting; so over use of buzzy toys abates the derived sensation and pleasure over time?

Now my hand on the other hand….well, I’ve been belting them out for decades now and it’s still just as much fun as when I first started self abusing

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Never done it. Will never do it. I'm not some sort of manual harlot.

It is a most heinous act indeed.

I woke up with a full mast this morning and the evil thing was staring at me with its cyclops eye.

I immediately covered it with a blindfold...

Thank you, I don't think I'll ever have to wank after reading that. "

In hindsight, my choice of diction could admittedly have been a tad better….

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago


"Please change your username to WankyPanky OP, pretty please!! "

If you do, consider buying yourself Hanky Panty underwear for full effect. Wanky Panky in Hanky Panty.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
31 weeks ago

St Leonards

Wanky panky bumpy rumpy.

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