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By *ooml OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Fareham

Oxford University researchers have discovered the densest element yet known to science.

The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.

A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years.

It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration.

This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass.

When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many morons.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards

That was quite beautiful OP.

Thank you.

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By *ooml OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Fareham


"That was quite beautiful OP.

Thank you."

Not my own work but I thought the same so worth sharing.

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By *lint-EverhardMan
25 weeks ago

Perpignan and cap

Yes.

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By *lexm87Man
25 weeks ago

Various

If you study the decay of Gv, and if exposed to a byproduct of money called Gravy (see also: graft, corruption, business and thieving bastards) it leads to the development of a localised form of Gov. Technically, it is a gas, and LGv is more commonly known as Fuddery. Often used in the production of brown envelopes and red tape.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards


"That was quite beautiful OP.

Thank you.

Not my own work but I thought the same so worth sharing."

Doesn't matter - you recognised how good it was, and you shared it.

That's more than good enough .

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Sounds like a politics thread…. I’m out.

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By *lexm87Man
25 weeks ago

Various


"Sounds like a politics thread…. I’m out. "

What if the political matter being discussed directly impacts you?

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"Sounds like a politics thread…. I’m out.

What if the political matter being discussed directly impacts you? "

It’s still a political thread. There is literally a forum in here for these type of discussions.

I’m still out.

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By *ooml OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Fareham

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By *ooml OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Fareham


"Sounds like a politics thread…. I’m out.

What if the political matter being discussed directly impacts you?

It’s still a political thread. There is literally a forum in here for these type of discussions.

I’m still out. "

If you're still out why did you come back and comment again. BTW it's meant to be more humorous than political.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"Sounds like a politics thread…. I’m out.

What if the political matter being discussed directly impacts you?

It’s still a political thread. There is literally a forum in here for these type of discussions.

I’m still out.

If you're still out why did you come back and comment again. BTW it's meant to be more humorous than political."

I returned to see if you replied.

By the way,…. It’s still a political themed thread… and im still out.

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By *ooml OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Fareham


"Sounds like a politics thread…. I’m out.

What if the political matter being discussed directly impacts you?

It’s still a political thread. There is literally a forum in here for these type of discussions.

I’m still out.

If you're still out why did you come back and comment again. BTW it's meant to be more humorous than political.

I returned to see if you replied.

By the way,…. It’s still a political themed thread… and im still out. "

OK. Bye.

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