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By *obilebottom OP   Man
25 weeks ago

All over

There I was enjoying another cup of coffee in the garden when I see it. Not a care in the world, just happily munching on my helibore plant leaving it looking like a colander with a thousand holes. Caught in the act and captured, now what do I do with this very, very naughty snail?

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By *mmaleiaWoman
25 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire

Fling it a few neighbours down

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Herts

Give the snail a telling off then put in back.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards


"There I was enjoying another cup of coffee in the garden when I see it. Not a care in the world, just happily munching on my helibore plant leaving it looking like a colander with a thousand holes. Caught in the act and captured, now what do I do with this very, very naughty snail? "

Do NOT, under any circumstances, call it a moron BumBums xxxx

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
25 weeks ago

Wales

Put it in the corner and make it think about it's actions

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By *allySlinkyWoman
25 weeks ago

Leeds

Don't eat the snail as helebore is poisonous to humans (and cats, dogs and rabbits)

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
25 weeks ago

All over


"There I was enjoying another cup of coffee in the garden when I see it. Not a care in the world, just happily munching on my helibore plant leaving it looking like a colander with a thousand holes. Caught in the act and captured, now what do I do with this very, very naughty snail?

Do NOT, under any circumstances, call it a moron BumBums xxxx"

I tried calling it a morron but seemed not to have a clue what I was talking about. Tried boron but nothing again. But definately not a moron. No, never that

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By *ellroseWoman
25 weeks ago

Brum


"Put it in the corner and make it think about it's actions"

Damn you beat me to it

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By *ellhungvweMan
25 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Thank your lucky stars it isn’t a very hungry caterpillar.

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By *hunky GentMan
25 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Put a ring of salt all the way around it.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Herts


"Put a ring of salt all the way around it. "

Cruel.

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By *EAT..85Woman
25 weeks ago

Nottingham


"Thank your lucky stars it isn’t a very hungry caterpillar."

I was expecting it to be a very hungry caterpillar, at least you'd get a pretty moth/butterfly at the end!

Snails can do one.

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By *hunky GentMan
25 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Put a ring of salt all the way around it.

Cruel. "

I'm a horrible person.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
25 weeks ago

Kidsgrove

Are you sure it was a helebore ? Snails don't normally eat tough evergreen leaves ?

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
25 weeks ago

All over

I am sure, unless something else did the damage and the snail was an innocent passerby. Perhaps a thorough investigation is in order before jumping to conclusions and sentencing an innocent snail

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards


"There I was enjoying another cup of coffee in the garden when I see it. Not a care in the world, just happily munching on my helibore plant leaving it looking like a colander with a thousand holes. Caught in the act and captured, now what do I do with this very, very naughty snail?

Do NOT, under any circumstances, call it a moron BumBums xxxx

I tried calling it a morron but seemed not to have a clue what I was talking about. Tried boron but nothing again. But definately not a moron. No, never that "

xxxx

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
25 weeks ago

Leeds

There's only one course of action & that is the naughty step.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
25 weeks ago

All over


"There's only one course of action & that is the naughty step."

But Soffia has now raised doubts in my mind

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
25 weeks ago

All over


"There's only one course of action & that is the naughty step.

But Soffia has now raised doubts in my mind "

I have applied low level interogation techniques and is just spitting at me

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By *ris GrayMan
25 weeks ago

Dorchester


"There I was enjoying another cup of coffee in the garden when I see it. Not a care in the world, just happily munching on my helibore plant leaving it looking like a colander with a thousand holes. Caught in the act and captured, now what do I do with this very, very naughty snail? "
boil it with its family and have it with a garlic mayonnaise

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
25 weeks ago

All over


"There I was enjoying another cup of coffee in the garden when I see it. Not a care in the world, just happily munching on my helibore plant leaving it looking like a colander with a thousand holes. Caught in the act and captured, now what do I do with this very, very naughty snail? boil it with its family and have it with a garlic mayonnaise "

I think I might keep grilling for a bit longer and see what happens

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
25 weeks ago

All over

I tried everything but would not confess. I am taking it to a snail sanctuary tomorrow

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
25 weeks ago

Basingstoke

Spotted this on Instagram today, where the chap showed how to 'trap' snails and slugs humanely so they don't eat your prized foliage. His suggestion of what to do with them... Put them near foliage you don't mind they eat!

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7cJZwcK55L/?igsh=eHNpNWhoNGh6cWp4

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
25 weeks ago

All over


"Spotted this on Instagram today, where the chap showed how to 'trap' snails and slugs humanely so they don't eat your prized foliage. His suggestion of what to do with them... Put them near foliage you don't mind they eat!

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7cJZwcK55L/?igsh=eHNpNWhoNGh6cWp4 "

Hahaha, thank you

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
25 weeks ago

All over


"Spotted this on Instagram today, where the chap showed how to 'trap' snails and slugs humanely so they don't eat your prized foliage. His suggestion of what to do with them... Put them near foliage you don't mind they eat!

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7cJZwcK55L/?igsh=eHNpNWhoNGh6cWp4

Hahaha, thank you "

Ps This one has now been rehomed having failed to confess it's wrongdoings

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By *herry delightWoman
25 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Is it A rare left-coiling snail is looking for love.

Have you found one of Jeremy offspring.

My daughter was part of the team looking for a girlfriend for him for those are that remembered it made into the news.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
25 weeks ago

All over


"Is it A rare left-coiling snail is looking for love.

Have you found one of Jeremy offspring.

My daughter was part of the team looking for a girlfriend for him for those are that remembered it made into the news. "

no common as muck it is

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By *herry delightWoman
25 weeks ago

Ilfracombe


"Is it A rare left-coiling snail is looking for love.

Have you found one of Jeremy offspring.

My daughter was part of the team looking for a girlfriend for him for those are that remembered it made into the news.

no common as muck it is "

You mean you didn't look did you

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