FabSwingers.com forum: Do you to have sex right now?

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over a year ago

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Huh? Should the word want be in there? If so, then no not really lol

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

No.

I just want another pint of vegan Ben and Jerry's.

I can hear it singing to me from the freezer.

Better than any meat injection

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Pardon?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Like right now? Not this minute. It's nearly time to watch Sewing Bee. But maybe later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want - yes.

Need - no.

Pay - not if I can help it.

Beg - sometimes.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Nope, I can barely keep my eyes open

been a hectic day and lack of sleep

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Do you to have the sex right now?

Nope. I’m off to le bed…

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London / Manchester

I think he meant ‘Do you have to have sex right now?’ Like, really *have* to? Because it’s most inconsiderate. You’re putting me off my dinner.

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By *ewSkiboo1892Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Never even crossed my mind until you mentioned it

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By *y AmoreMan
over a year ago

london

"No.

I just want another pint of vegan Ben and Jerry's.

I can hear it singing to me from the freezer.

Better than any meat injection

I second that. Need a few more flavours

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

Yes please, but be advised legs have 3 day stubble and I've been sneezing a lot so nose is a bit red and snuffly .

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

"Like right now? Not this minute. It's nearly time to watch Sewing Bee. But maybe later

Oooo is there a new series starting

. Awesome

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By *ictotine DollWoman
over a year ago

1315 Mockingbird Lane

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you to have the sex right now?

Nope. I’m off to le bed… "

What she isn’t telling you is I am waiting in bed for her barking

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Do you to have the sex right now?

Nope. I’m off to le bed…

What she isn’t telling you is I am waiting in bed for her barking

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Do you to have the sex right now?

Nope. I’m off to le bed…

What she isn’t telling you is I am waiting in bed for her barking

FFS. It’s time for your meds now….

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Do you to have the sex right now?

Nope. I’m off to le bed…

What she isn’t telling you is I am waiting in bed for her barking

FFS. It’s time for your meds now….

Put them in his food he'll never know

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Instructions unclear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you to have the sex right now?

Nope. I’m off to le bed…

What she isn’t telling you is I am waiting in bed for her barking

FFS. It’s time for your meds now….

Put them in his food he'll never know

She left my dog bowl empty this morning before she went out, I don’t think she will do it again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah tbh, I could do with a good fuck

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Do you to have the sex right now?

Nope. I’m off to le bed…

What she isn’t telling you is I am waiting in bed for her barking

FFS. It’s time for your meds now….

Put them in his food he'll never know

She left my dog bowl empty this morning before she went out, I don’t think she will do it again

Have you pooped in her bed?? Bad dog ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want? oh yes...

Id be thru in the car in a flash ...oh fuck...maybe not ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you to have the sex right now?

Nope. I’m off to le bed…

What she isn’t telling you is I am waiting in bed for her barking

FFS. It’s time for your meds now….

Put them in his food he'll never know

She left my dog bowl empty this morning before she went out, I don’t think she will do it again

Have you pooped in her bed?? Bad dog ..."

Not today I have been a good boy

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Eating first

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Do you to have the sex right now?

Nope. I’m off to le bed…

What she isn’t telling you is I am waiting in bed for her barking

FFS. It’s time for your meds now….

Put them in his food he'll never know

She left my dog bowl empty this morning before she went out, I don’t think she will do it again

Have you pooped in her bed?? Bad dog ...

Not today I have been a good boy

... have you been the bestest boi ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you to have the sex right now?

Nope. I’m off to le bed…

What she isn’t telling you is I am waiting in bed for her barking

FFS. It’s time for your meds now….

Put them in his food he'll never know

She left my dog bowl empty this morning before she went out, I don’t think she will do it again

Have you pooped in her bed?? Bad dog ...

Not today I have been a good boy

... have you been the bestest boi ?"

Well my tail is wagging

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By *y AmoreMan
over a year ago

london

"Yes please, but be advised legs have 3 day stubble and I've been sneezing a lot so nose is a bit red and snuffly ."

Reindeer sex. Ok I’m in

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Want - yes.

Need - no.

Pay - not if I can help it.

Beg - sometimes."

I think Pete has covered all the bases here

Mrs TMN x

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Do you to have the sex right now?

Nope. I’m off to le bed…

What she isn’t telling you is I am waiting in bed for her barking

FFS. It’s time for your meds now….

Put them in his food he'll never know

She left my dog bowl empty this morning before she went out, I don’t think she will do it again

Have you pooped in her bed?? Bad dog ...

Not today I have been a good boy

... have you been the bestest boi ?

Well my tail is wagging

*pats head and scratches ear

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London / Manchester

"Yeah tbh, I could do with a good fuck"

Can’t believe nobody else has stepped up yet. I’ll do it.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Yeah tbh, I could do with a good fuck

Can’t believe nobody else has stepped up yet. I’ll do it.

So fucking selfless.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London / Manchester

"So fucking selfless."

Selfless fucking, more like.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"So fucking selfless.

Selfless fucking, more like."

What a hero

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Just put a face mask on. I look like Jason.

Don't think anyone would want to

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just put a face mask on. I look like Jason.

Don't think anyone would want to

MrsAbz"

There is a fetish for everyone, post a thread and see how many offers you get!!

Probably don’t even have a Slasher fetish but they still will come

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By *herry.bombWoman
over a year ago

basingstoke

Yes, please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

One of those days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I have it no do I want it

YES YES YES YES

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No feeling crap … day three - got man flu

Where are those tissues - not those tissues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going in later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope knackered couldn't be bothered. Will make do with my wand though.

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

"Nope knackered couldn't be bothered. Will make do with my wand though.

I’m having a rest but fumble when I get to bed I guess

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