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Do you to have sex right now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
30 weeks ago

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
30 weeks ago

Southampton

Huh? Should the word want be in there? If so, then no not really lol

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
30 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

No.

I just want another pint of vegan Ben and Jerry's.

I can hear it singing to me from the freezer.

Better than any meat injection

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
30 weeks ago

M1 J22

Pardon?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
30 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Like right now? Not this minute. It's nearly time to watch Sewing Bee. But maybe later

J

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Want - yes.

Need - no.

Pay - not if I can help it.

Beg - sometimes.

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By *ucka39Man
30 weeks ago

Newcastle

Nope, I can barely keep my eyes open been a hectic day and lack of sleep

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By *ittlebirdWoman
30 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Do you to have the sex right now?

Nope. I’m off to le bed…

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
30 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I think he meant ‘Do you have to have sex right now?’ Like, really *have* to? Because it’s most inconsiderate. You’re putting me off my dinner.

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By *ewSkiboo1892Man
30 weeks ago

Belfast

Never even crossed my mind until you mentioned it

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By *y AmoreMan
30 weeks ago

london


"No.

I just want another pint of vegan Ben and Jerry's.

I can hear it singing to me from the freezer.

Better than any meat injection "

I second that. Need a few more flavours

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By *elloWoman
30 weeks ago

alpha centauri

Yes please, but be advised legs have 3 day stubble and I've been sneezing a lot so nose is a bit red and snuffly .

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By *elloWoman
30 weeks ago

alpha centauri


"Like right now? Not this minute. It's nearly time to watch Sewing Bee. But maybe later

J"

Oooo is there a new series starting . Awesome

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By *liza_13Woman
30 weeks ago

Hamilton

Yes

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
30 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"Do you to have the sex right now?

Nope. I’m off to le bed… "

What she isn’t telling you is I am waiting in bed for her barking

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
30 weeks ago

Southampton


"Do you to have the sex right now?

Nope. I’m off to le bed…

What she isn’t telling you is I am waiting in bed for her barking "

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By *ittlebirdWoman
30 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Do you to have the sex right now?

Nope. I’m off to le bed…

What she isn’t telling you is I am waiting in bed for her barking "

FFS. It’s time for your meds now….

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
30 weeks ago

Southampton


"Do you to have the sex right now?

Nope. I’m off to le bed…

What she isn’t telling you is I am waiting in bed for her barking

FFS. It’s time for your meds now…. "

Put them in his food he'll never know

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
30 weeks ago

North West

Instructions unclear

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
30 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"Do you to have the sex right now?

Nope. I’m off to le bed…

What she isn’t telling you is I am waiting in bed for her barking

FFS. It’s time for your meds now….

Put them in his food he'll never know "

She left my dog bowl empty this morning before she went out, I don’t think she will do it again

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
30 weeks ago

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Yeah tbh, I could do with a good fuck

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
30 weeks ago

Southampton


"Do you to have the sex right now?

Nope. I’m off to le bed…

What she isn’t telling you is I am waiting in bed for her barking

FFS. It’s time for your meds now….

Put them in his food he'll never know

She left my dog bowl empty this morning before she went out, I don’t think she will do it again "

Have you pooped in her bed?? Bad dog ...

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Want? oh yes...

Id be thru in the car in a flash ...oh fuck...maybe not ...

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
30 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"Do you to have the sex right now?

Nope. I’m off to le bed…

What she isn’t telling you is I am waiting in bed for her barking

FFS. It’s time for your meds now….

Put them in his food he'll never know

She left my dog bowl empty this morning before she went out, I don’t think she will do it again

Have you pooped in her bed?? Bad dog ..."

Not today I have been a good boy

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By *ansoffateMan
30 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Eating first

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
30 weeks ago

Southampton


"Do you to have the sex right now?

Nope. I’m off to le bed…

What she isn’t telling you is I am waiting in bed for her barking

FFS. It’s time for your meds now….

Put them in his food he'll never know

She left my dog bowl empty this morning before she went out, I don’t think she will do it again

Have you pooped in her bed?? Bad dog ...

Not today I have been a good boy "

... have you been the bestest boi ?

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
30 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"Do you to have the sex right now?

Nope. I’m off to le bed…

What she isn’t telling you is I am waiting in bed for her barking

FFS. It’s time for your meds now….

Put them in his food he'll never know

She left my dog bowl empty this morning before she went out, I don’t think she will do it again

Have you pooped in her bed?? Bad dog ...

Not today I have been a good boy

... have you been the bestest boi ?"

Well my tail is wagging

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By *y AmoreMan
30 weeks ago

london


"Yes please, but be advised legs have 3 day stubble and I've been sneezing a lot so nose is a bit red and snuffly ."

Reindeer sex. Ok I’m in

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
30 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Want - yes.

Need - no.

Pay - not if I can help it.

Beg - sometimes."

I think Pete has covered all the bases here

Mrs TMN x

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
30 weeks ago

Southampton


"Do you to have the sex right now?

Nope. I’m off to le bed…

What she isn’t telling you is I am waiting in bed for her barking

FFS. It’s time for your meds now….

Put them in his food he'll never know

She left my dog bowl empty this morning before she went out, I don’t think she will do it again

Have you pooped in her bed?? Bad dog ...

Not today I have been a good boy

... have you been the bestest boi ?

Well my tail is wagging "

*pats head and scratches ear

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
30 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Yeah tbh, I could do with a good fuck"

Can’t believe nobody else has stepped up yet. I’ll do it.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
30 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Yeah tbh, I could do with a good fuck

Can’t believe nobody else has stepped up yet. I’ll do it. "

So fucking selfless.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
30 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"So fucking selfless."

Selfless fucking, more like.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
30 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"So fucking selfless.

Selfless fucking, more like."

What a hero

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
30 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Just put a face mask on. I look like Jason.

Don't think anyone would want to

MrsAbz

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
30 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"Just put a face mask on. I look like Jason.

Don't think anyone would want to

MrsAbz"

There is a fetish for everyone, post a thread and see how many offers you get!!

Probably don’t even have a Slasher fetish but they still will come

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By *emidemiWoman
30 weeks ago

basingstoke

Yes, please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
30 weeks ago

One of those days

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By *herry delightWoman
30 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Do I have it no do I want it

YES YES YES YES

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By *ripfillMan
30 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

No feeling crap … day three - got man flu

Where are those tissues - not those tissues

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By *r Black 85Man
30 weeks ago

nottingham

I'm going in later

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Nope knackered couldn't be bothered. Will make do with my wand though.

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By *agnar73Man
30 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Nope knackered couldn't be bothered. Will make do with my wand though. "

I’m having a rest but fumble when I get to bed I guess

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