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"They're here! They've travelled from Infinity (and beyond!). They have no gender, they're SEX MAD, they like us, they can't get pregnant by us, and they can neither get nor transmit any STIs. Who's in? "Finally I am home  | |||
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"100% in I had you down as 200% for this LB x"Make it 1000% let’s live a little | |||
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"They're here! They've travelled from Infinity (and beyond!). They have no gender, they're SEX MAD, they like us, they can't get pregnant by us, and they can neither get nor transmit any STIs. Who's in?
Finally I am home " Feels good, don't it | |||
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"Just the once C" I reckon you might come back for more  x | |||
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"Do they wear blue underwear? "Depends how seductively you ask. They can pretty much do ANYTHING you've ever wanted.... . | |||
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"100% in I had you down as 200% for this LB x
Make it 1000% let’s live a little " xx | |||
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However they sound like they are ex sex terrestrials  | |||
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"They're here! They've travelled from Infinity (and beyond!). They have no gender, they're SEX MAD, they like us, they can't get pregnant by us, and they can neither get nor transmit any STIs. Who's in? "But corrie is on | |||
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"Is this karate kid in a brothel? Whoron whoroff whoron whoroff Etc. " You're missing out here Glow...the Whorons are fluttering their eyelashes at you....xx | |||
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Just as well...they're a dab hand with tentacles x"Oh I'm not sure I can do tentacles, need more details, are they smooth or do they have suckers. Hopefully you'll say they're purple. Is anything secreted from them . | |||
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Just as well...they're a dab hand with tentacles x
Oh I'm not sure I can do tentacles, need more details, are they smooth or do they have suckers.
Hopefully you'll say they're purple.
Is anything secreted from them ."Don't worry, they're polymorphs.  | |||
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Just as well...they're a dab hand with tentacles x
Oh I'm not sure I can do tentacles, need more details, are they smooth or do they have suckers.
Hopefully you'll say they're purple.
Is anything secreted from them .
Don't worry, they're polymorphs.
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"They're here! They've travelled from Infinity (and beyond!). They have no gender, they're SEX MAD, they like us, they can't get pregnant by us, and they can neither get nor transmit any STIs. Who's in? "I have a confession... I'm part of the WHORON advance party and I've been observing you all for a long time. I'm soon to decide who I want to confbibulate with first. We will go sdredar gulfbriett eg sntrintu on the shag pile carpet. Then I will knaar whirdlevzig plumf in your grodbort skrim until you quiver with grum. And then, finally we poorkem'tgarf snig eg hraarfumf urg krum grum whaktup. Phew. Sorry, getting a little carried away there. The Kama Sutra is always better articulated in the original WHORON. Grud blatt, Earthlings.  | |||
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"They're here! They've travelled from Infinity (and beyond!). They have no gender, they're SEX MAD, they like us, they can't get pregnant by us, and they can neither get nor transmit any STIs. Who's in?
I have a confession... I'm part of the WHORON advance party and I've been observing you all for a long time.
I'm soon to decide who I want to confbibulate with first. We will go sdredar gulfbriett eg sntrintu on the shag pile carpet. Then I will knaar whirdlevzig plumf in your grodbort skrim until you quiver with grum. And then, finally we poorkem'tgarf snig eg hraarfumf urg krum grum whaktup.
Phew. Sorry, getting a little carried away there. The Kama Sutra is always better articulated in the original WHORON.
Grud blatt, Earthlings.
"I, for one, would be disinclined to dispute any of this xx | |||
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"They're here! They've travelled from Infinity (and beyond!). They have no gender, they're SEX MAD, they like us, they can't get pregnant by us, and they can neither get nor transmit any STIs. Who's in?
I have a confession... I'm part of the WHORON advance party and I've been observing you all for a long time.
I'm soon to decide who I want to confbibulate with first. We will go sdredar gulfbriett eg sntrintu on the shag pile carpet. Then I will knaar whirdlevzig plumf in your grodbort skrim until you quiver with grum. And then, finally we poorkem'tgarf snig eg hraarfumf urg krum grum whaktup.
Phew. Sorry, getting a little carried away there. The Kama Sutra is always better articulated in the original WHORON.
Grud blatt, Earthlings.
I, for one, would be disinclined to dispute any of this xx"Very wise podling, very wise. Grud blatt to you, too. | |||
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"Only if they are willing to hack at my corns with a razor " Never fesr, you'll have your groggle wurdled so hard they'll come right off on their own! | |||
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"Only if they are willing to hack at my corns with a razor Never fesr, you'll have your groggle wurdled so hard they'll come right off on their own! "Davina - I get the feeling you are somewhat enjoying this thread? xxx | |||
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"Only if they are willing to hack at my corns with a razor Never fesr, you'll have your groggle wurdled so hard they'll come right off on their own!
Davina - I get the feeling you are somewhat enjoying this thread?
xxx"To the tips of my tentacular confbibulators! Grud blatt, big boy! | |||
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