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By *illy Idol OP   Man
26 weeks ago

Midlands

I've just recieved an email confirming my new van will be ready for the start of June(TBC)

Do people still shag in vehicles these days, or is it for the youth?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
26 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Sex in a Smart car…..now there’s a skill set if ever there was one.

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
26 weeks ago

Midlands


"Sex in a Smart car…..now there’s a skill set if ever there was one."

I'm getting cramp thinking about it

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By *aizyWoman
26 weeks ago

west midlands


"Sex in a Smart car…..now there’s a skill set if ever there was one.

I'm getting cramp thinking about it"

Passenger and drivers window down, Willy, one leg out of each, sorted!

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By *educing_EmCouple
26 weeks ago

Tipperary

Depends, is it a big van Willy?

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By *.R.MMan
26 weeks ago

Norfolk

When I saw the title of this thread my first thought was, how on earth with he get his van to the font?

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
26 weeks ago

Midlands


"Depends, is it a big van Willy?"

Just about big enough to fit a smart car inside

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
26 weeks ago

Midlands


"When I saw the title of this thread my first thought was, how on earth with he get his van to the font? "

Doors might need a bit of altaring but it could be done

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By *.R.MMan
26 weeks ago

Norfolk

You have to get a window sticker for it!

If this vans a rocking, don’t come a knocking

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
26 weeks ago

Midlands


"Sex in a Smart car…..now there’s a skill set if ever there was one.

I'm getting cramp thinking about it

Passenger and drivers window down, Willy, one leg out of each, sorted! "

Are you flexible enough for that?

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By *ascaIMan
26 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

It’ll be with you soon, mate. The ‘free candy’ paint job you requested delayed us slightly.

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By *educing_EmCouple
26 weeks ago

Tipperary


"Depends, is it a big van Willy?

Just about big enough to fit a smart car inside "

Someone sent me a picture recently of a smart car in the back of their van, no joke

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
26 weeks ago

Midlands


"It’ll be with you soon, mate. The ‘free candy’ paint job you requested delayed us slightly. "

it was ordered last September

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
26 weeks ago

Midlands


"Depends, is it a big van Willy?

Just about big enough to fit a smart car inside

Someone sent me a picture recently of a smart car in the back of their van, no joke "

Was it Sensuallover?

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By *educing_EmCouple
26 weeks ago

Tipperary


"Depends, is it a big van Willy?

Just about big enough to fit a smart car inside

Someone sent me a picture recently of a smart car in the back of their van, no joke

Was it Sensuallover?"

It was not....

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
26 weeks ago

somewhere


"I've just recieved an email confirming my new van will be ready for the start of June(TBC)

Do people still shag in vehicles these days, or is it for the youth?"

I was shagging in the back of a van quite regularly last year, for the love of god, please put something comfy in the back!

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
26 weeks ago

Bromley

I've fucked in the back seat of a mini and I'm 6ft tall. Both front windows open with my legs out of them

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By *.R.MMan
26 weeks ago

Norfolk


"I've just recieved an email confirming my new van will be ready for the start of June(TBC)

Do people still shag in vehicles these days, or is it for the youth?

I was shagging in the back of a van quite regularly last year, for the love of god, please put something comfy in the back! "

A Hammock?

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By *eroLondonMan
26 weeks ago

Covent Garden

I thought you bought a new pair of VANS™. Ask the vicar † of footwear to bless the 'sneakers'.

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
26 weeks ago

Midlands


"I've just recieved an email confirming my new van will be ready for the start of June(TBC)

Do people still shag in vehicles these days, or is it for the youth?

I was shagging in the back of a van quite regularly last year, for the love of god, please put something comfy in the back! "

There's a blowup bed in my Amazon basket

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
26 weeks ago

somewhere


"I've just recieved an email confirming my new van will be ready for the start of June(TBC)

Do people still shag in vehicles these days, or is it for the youth?

I was shagging in the back of a van quite regularly last year, for the love of god, please put something comfy in the back!

There's a blowup bed in my Amazon basket "

Forward thinking! Also a fan

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
26 weeks ago

Midlands


"I thought you bought a new pair of VANS™. Ask the vicar † of footwear to bless the 'sneakers'."

Better Call Sole

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
26 weeks ago

your head

Definitely for the youth, can't be doing with a gear stick up my bum at my age

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
26 weeks ago

Midlands


"I've just recieved an email confirming my new van will be ready for the start of June(TBC)

Do people still shag in vehicles these days, or is it for the youth?

I was shagging in the back of a van quite regularly last year, for the love of god, please put something comfy in the back!

A Hammock? "

I don't think I've got the core strength for a hammock

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
26 weeks ago

somewhere


"Definitely for the youth, can't be doing with a gear stick up my bum at my age "

Why is the gear stick in the back of the van?

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By *.R.MMan
26 weeks ago

Norfolk


"I've just recieved an email confirming my new van will be ready for the start of June(TBC)

Do people still shag in vehicles these days, or is it for the youth?

I was shagging in the back of a van quite regularly last year, for the love of god, please put something comfy in the back!

A Hammock?

I don't think I've got the core strength for a hammock "

But you could get your mate to drive the van around whilst you’re busy in the back! Brings a new meaning to swinging

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By *ris GrayMan
26 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Sex in a Smart car…..now there’s a skill set if ever there was one.

I'm getting cramp thinking about it"

Rip van willy

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
26 weeks ago

Midlands


"I've just recieved an email confirming my new van will be ready for the start of June(TBC)

Do people still shag in vehicles these days, or is it for the youth?

I was shagging in the back of a van quite regularly last year, for the love of god, please put something comfy in the back!

A Hammock?

I don't think I've got the core strength for a hammock

But you could get your mate to drive the van around whilst you’re busy in the back! Brings a new meaning to swinging "

I'm surprised Jackass never tried that one

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
26 weeks ago

Midlands


"Definitely for the youth, can't be doing with a gear stick up my bum at my age "

I'd let you go in the back. Few fairy lights, AC on and DAB to set the mood

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By *ean counterMan
26 weeks ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

I have a large SUV and the space in the rear seat area is huge but I still find it too cramped for sex I think I'll trade it for a VW transporter !!

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
26 weeks ago

your head


"Definitely for the youth, can't be doing with a gear stick up my bum at my age

Why is the gear stick in the back of the van? "

I wasn't thinking of being in the back

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
26 weeks ago

Midlands


"Definitely for the youth, can't be doing with a gear stick up my bum at my age

Why is the gear stick in the back of the van?

I wasn't thinking of being in the back "

I'll pencil you in as a maybe then

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
26 weeks ago

your head


"Definitely for the youth, can't be doing with a gear stick up my bum at my age

Why is the gear stick in the back of the van?

I wasn't thinking of being in the back

I'll pencil you in as a maybe then"

You're suggestion sounded lovely but I'm afraid I still prefer a bed Willy

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By *ripfillMan
26 weeks ago

havant

My van has a lid that elevates - it’s quite the thing !! Plus - you

Can look down on anyone who

Comes close from a window should you wish. it’s double bed sized up there too, actually, I ought to move into it it’s nice ! No community tax to pay. umm vans are good !

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By *aizyWoman
26 weeks ago

west midlands


"Sex in a Smart car…..now there’s a skill set if ever there was one.

I'm getting cramp thinking about it

Passenger and drivers window down, Willy, one leg out of each, sorted!

Are you flexible enough for that?"

I am, altho I can't do Wednesday's!

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
26 weeks ago

Midlands


"Sex in a Smart car…..now there’s a skill set if ever there was one.

I'm getting cramp thinking about it

Passenger and drivers window down, Willy, one leg out of each, sorted!

Are you flexible enough for that?

I am, altho I can't do Wednesday's!"

C U next Tuesday then

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By *aizyWoman
26 weeks ago

west midlands


"Sex in a Smart car…..now there’s a skill set if ever there was one.

I'm getting cramp thinking about it

Passenger and drivers window down, Willy, one leg out of each, sorted!

Are you flexible enough for that?

I am, altho I can't do Wednesday's!

C U next Tuesday then "

Rude!

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
26 weeks ago

Midlands


"Sex in a Smart car…..now there’s a skill set if ever there was one.

I'm getting cramp thinking about it

Passenger and drivers window down, Willy, one leg out of each, sorted!

Are you flexible enough for that?

I am, altho I can't do Wednesday's!

C U next Tuesday then

Rude! "

Thursdays better?

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By *elliflousCouple
26 weeks ago

North West.


"Sex in a Smart car…..now there’s a skill set if ever there was one."

Have you been listening to 'Fascinating Aida'.

If not you should, everyone should. Go on get on the Google's and find the song 'Dogging' sung by Fascinating Aida. It's an education.

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By *aizyWoman
26 weeks ago

west midlands


"Sex in a Smart car…..now there’s a skill set if ever there was one.

I'm getting cramp thinking about it

Passenger and drivers window down, Willy, one leg out of each, sorted!

Are you flexible enough for that?

I am, altho I can't do Wednesday's!

C U next Tuesday then

Rude!

Thursdays better?"

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By *irtydevil666Man
26 weeks ago

bristol

Take it down the car wash and ask the vicar to christen it.....

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By *mmaleiaWoman
26 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire

Camper vans with full width rock n roll beds is where it’s at!!!

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By *agnar73Man
26 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"I've just recieved an email confirming my new van will be ready for the start of June(TBC)

Do people still shag in vehicles these days, or is it for the youth?"

What we talking transit sized or a small one?

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
26 weeks ago

St Leonards

But....you'll have to change your name to Willy Idle

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
26 weeks ago

Midlands


"I've just recieved an email confirming my new van will be ready for the start of June(TBC)

Do people still shag in vehicles these days, or is it for the youth?

What we talking transit sized or a small one? "

We're talking transit size, Rags. Maybe enough for 5, 6 at a push

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By *ris GrayMan
26 weeks ago

Dorchester


"But....you'll have to change your name to Willy Idle "
or RIP van Winkle

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By *agnar73Man
26 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"I've just recieved an email confirming my new van will be ready for the start of June(TBC)

Do people still shag in vehicles these days, or is it for the youth?

What we talking transit sized or a small one?

We're talking transit size, Rags. Maybe enough for 5, 6 at a push "

Need a mini orgy. I’m sure 4 or 5 of the ladies can help you out.

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
26 weeks ago

Midlands


"But....you'll have to change your name to Willy Idle or RIP van Winkle "

Dick Van Dyke

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By *ris GrayMan
26 weeks ago

Dorchester


"But....you'll have to change your name to Willy Idle or RIP van Winkle

Dick Van Dyke"

or Dyke vin Dick

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By *agnar73Man
26 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"But....you'll have to change your name to Willy Idle or RIP van Winkle

Dick Van Dykeor Dyke vin Dick "

Willy Van Klunge if he’s lucky

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
26 weeks ago

St Leonards


"But....you'll have to change your name to Willy Idle or RIP van Winkle

Dick Van Dykeor Dyke vin Dick

Willy Van Klunge if he’s lucky "

Rip My Klunge Van Dick, Bitches?

Willy's got a party invitation for all the naaassteeee laydeezzz come June .

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

I need my Kia Picanto christening if any ladies are available

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
26 weeks ago

Midlands


"But....you'll have to change your name to Willy Idle or RIP van Winkle

Dick Van Dykeor Dyke vin Dick

Willy Van Klunge if he’s lucky

Rip My Klunge Van Dick, Bitches?

Willy's got a party invitation for all the naaassteeee laydeezzz come June ."

roll TBC

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
26 weeks ago

North West

We did it in my Vauxhall Corsa once. It ended in A&E. Would not recommend.

Also the notion of mattresses in the back of vans for sex gives me the ick

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By *nnCeeWoman
26 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"Sex in a Smart car…..now there’s a skill set if ever there was one."

There's actually quite a lot of room in a Smart car.

My ex, who is 6'4", said he had more leg room than in his Mazda 3

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By *hoirCouple
26 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"I've just recieved an email confirming my new van will be ready for the start of June(TBC)

Do people still shag in vehicles these days, or is it for the youth?

I was shagging in the back of a van quite regularly last year, for the love of god, please put something comfy in the back! "

You'd expect a mattress at least. Even a Bedford Rascal can fit a double mattress in it.

C

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
26 weeks ago

Midlands


"I've just recieved an email confirming my new van will be ready for the start of June(TBC)

Do people still shag in vehicles these days, or is it for the youth?

I was shagging in the back of a van quite regularly last year, for the love of god, please put something comfy in the back!

You'd expect a mattress at least. Even a Bedford Rascal can fit a double mattress in it.

C"

You don't even get electric windows as a standard these days. Leave it with me C and I'll see what I can do

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
26 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Something comfy in the back and for the love of god make sure there's no pokey things lying about

Tinder

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By *nnCeeWoman
26 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"Something comfy in the back and for the love of god make sure there's no pokey things lying about

Tinder"

Surely a pokey thing is exactly whats needed

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
26 weeks ago

somewhere


"I've just recieved an email confirming my new van will be ready for the start of June(TBC)

Do people still shag in vehicles these days, or is it for the youth?

I was shagging in the back of a van quite regularly last year, for the love of god, please put something comfy in the back!

You'd expect a mattress at least. Even a Bedford Rascal can fit a double mattress in it.

C"

I wasn't worthy of something comfy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Ah to feel young enough again to snog and have my hands between her legs in a car….. ministry of sound CD playing too…

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago


"We did it in my Vauxhall Corsa once. It ended in A&E. Would not recommend.

Also the notion of mattresses in the back of vans for sex gives me the ick "

Why did the Corsa go to A&E?

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By *owestoft ManMan
26 weeks ago

Lowestoft

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By *owestoft ManMan
26 weeks ago

Lowestoft

When the Ex and I started dating while still in Africa, we got to know another bf/gf who were into the same things we were. He had a large van that we would take out for the girls to get fucked by random black men while we drove. Then on the way home we would take turns cleaning the girls out.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
26 weeks ago

Coventry


"But....you'll have to change your name to Willy Idle or RIP van Winkle

Dick Van Dykeor Dyke vin Dick "

Van Diesel

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago


"We did it in my Vauxhall Corsa once. It ended in A&E. Would not recommend.

Also the notion of mattresses in the back of vans for sex gives me the ick

Why did the Corsa go to A&E?"

I didn’t know, why did the Corsa go to A&E?

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Stick some fairy lights up and count me in Willy.

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By *oiluvfunMan
26 weeks ago

Penrith


"I've just recieved an email confirming my new van will be ready for the start of June(TBC)

Do people still shag in vehicles these days, or is it for the youth?"

My ‘fuck truck’ remains ever popular……

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
26 weeks ago

Midlands


"Stick some fairy lights up and count me in Willy.

"

I'll put you down on the maybe list along with all the gents in my inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago


"Stick some fairy lights up and count me in Willy.

I'll put you down on the maybe list along with all the gents in my inbox "

I appreciate it.

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By *till gameMan
26 weeks ago

two doors down


"I've just recieved an email confirming my new van will be ready for the start of June(TBC)

Do people still shag in vehicles these days, or is it for the youth?"

Have you given it a name yet ?

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
26 weeks ago

Midlands


"I've just recieved an email confirming my new van will be ready for the start of June(TBC)

Do people still shag in vehicles these days, or is it for the youth?

Have you given it a name yet ?"

no name as of yet but I'll probably name it after the lucky lady.

It's looking most likely it will be called Miss Daizy or Coyote Ugly

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By *agnar73Man
26 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"I've just recieved an email confirming my new van will be ready for the start of June(TBC)

Do people still shag in vehicles these days, or is it for the youth?

Have you given it a name yet ?

no name as of yet but I'll probably name it after the lucky lady.

It's looking most likely it will be called Miss Daizy or Coyote Ugly "

I love positive thinking Willy.

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By *illy Idol OP   Man
26 weeks ago

Midlands


"I've just recieved an email confirming my new van will be ready for the start of June(TBC)

Do people still shag in vehicles these days, or is it for the youth?

Have you given it a name yet ?

no name as of yet but I'll probably name it after the lucky lady.

It's looking most likely it will be called Miss Daizy or Coyote Ugly

I love positive thinking Willy.

"

If you believe in yourself, anything is possible

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
26 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I've just recieved an email confirming my new van will be ready for the start of June(TBC)

Do people still shag in vehicles these days, or is it for the youth?

Have you given it a name yet ?

no name as of yet but I'll probably name it after the lucky lady.

It's looking most likely it will be called Miss Daizy or Coyote Ugly

I love positive thinking Willy.

If you believe in yourself, anything is possible "

Best to avoid "Miss Ugly" though, unless you're a master at reverse psychology poker .

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By *agnar73Man
26 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"I've just recieved an email confirming my new van will be ready for the start of June(TBC)

Do people still shag in vehicles these days, or is it for the youth?

Have you given it a name yet ?

no name as of yet but I'll probably name it after the lucky lady.

It's looking most likely it will be called Miss Daizy or Coyote Ugly

I love positive thinking Willy.

If you believe in yourself, anything is possible

Best to avoid "Miss Ugly" though, unless you're a master at reverse psychology poker ."

see up thread

I have no idea how Willy does it

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By *owestoft ManMan
26 weeks ago

Lowestoft

So many fond memories of fun we had in that Van. Never thought of naming it though lol

Maybe Big Bad Black Fun

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