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By *onboy777 OP   Man
over a year ago

Newark

I was going to throw a petrol bomb at 10 Downing St until I realised it was cheaper to throw a real fucking bomb instead.

"It was your idea that I organise a threesome", said my wife, "why aren't you happy?"

"I wanted to be included", I replied.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My porn star friend recently died. As per his wishes, we had his ashes scattered over his wife's face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After shagging Cheryl Cole yesterday, I think there are 3 things you should know..... First, her fanny is tight as fuck, a real struggle to get in, secondly she takes it over her face without any complaint (good girl) & thirdly the staff

at Madame Tussauds are miserable fuckers with no sense of humour....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't help being lazy.

It walks in the family.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone lost an hour last night.

Or if you saw 'The Voice', two and a half hours.

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

I know an old lady who swallowed a horse!

She's on Redtube of course.....

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Come on baz give us some jokes for easter...xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's that cold even the lawyers have their hands in their own pockets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stopped my car in a lay-by last night and had sex with a complete stranger.

As I sat there with one hand on the steering wheel, she suddenly climbed on top of me and said, "The deal is you must pull out just before ejaculating."

I agreed and a few minutes later, as I got the urge to shoot my load, I quickly pulled out.

Knocking some poor bloke off his motorbike.

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