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By *reative-mind OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Exeter

Help me everyone, I've got it bad.

Send food, hugs and a large chested nurse..... they are all the cures right?

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

He has a cold

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
31 weeks ago

East Sussex

Big Pete has got a 52inch chest. He knows a bit of first aid, I can send him round with a quarter of cough candy if that's any help.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
31 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I’ve been benching loads recently so my chest is massive but I’ll only take your temperature with a thermometer up your arse.

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By *ean counterMan
31 weeks ago

Kettering


"Help me everyone, I've got it bad.

Send food, hugs and a large chested nurse..... they are all the cures right? "

I feel your pain !! I woke up this morning with a very swollen uvula!! Couldn't swallow or talk very well Once that nurse has been to you can you send her around to my place please?

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By *eordieJeansCouple
31 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Help me everyone, I've got it bad.

Send food, hugs and a large chested nurse..... they are all the cures right?

I feel your pain !! I woke up this morning with a very swollen uvula!! Couldn't swallow or talk very well Once that nurse has been to you can you send her around to my place please? "

A swollen vagina?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
31 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

I wish I'd booked the day off after Bank holiday flu.

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By *ean counterMan
31 weeks ago

Kettering


"Help me everyone, I've got it bad.

Send food, hugs and a large chested nurse..... they are all the cures right?

I feel your pain !! I woke up this morning with a very swollen uvula!! Couldn't swallow or talk very well Once that nurse has been to you can you send her around to my place please?

A swollen vagina?"

Uvula !! That pointless little dangly bit in the back of your mouth !!

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By *eordieJeansCouple
31 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Help me everyone, I've got it bad.

Send food, hugs and a large chested nurse..... they are all the cures right?

I feel your pain !! I woke up this morning with a very swollen uvula!! Couldn't swallow or talk very well Once that nurse has been to you can you send her around to my place please?

A swollen vagina?

Uvula !! That pointless little dangly bit in the back of your mouth !! "

Oh I thought it said vulva. My bad

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By *reative-mind OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Exeter


"He has a cold"

And a bad back... did I mention the cold?

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By *reative-mind OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Exeter


"I’ve been benching loads recently so my chest is massive but I’ll only take your temperature with a thermometer up your arse."

Will you warm it up first or is it going in cold?

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
31 weeks ago

SW Scotland

Really do sympathize for you ! I don’t get a cold often but when I do it hits hard

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By *eordieJeansCouple
31 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"I’ve been benching loads recently so my chest is massive but I’ll only take your temperature with a thermometer up your arse.

Will you warm it up first or is it going in cold? "

Cold, no lube.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
31 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"I’ve been benching loads recently so my chest is massive but I’ll only take your temperature with a thermometer up your arse.

Will you warm it up first or is it going in cold?

Cold, no lube."

Not even spit

Mr

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By *eordieJeansCouple
31 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"I’ve been benching loads recently so my chest is massive but I’ll only take your temperature with a thermometer up your arse.

Will you warm it up first or is it going in cold?

Cold, no lube.

Not even spit

Mr "

Who do you think I am? Jamie Carragher?

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By *TG3Man
31 weeks ago

Dorchester

Suck it up buttercup

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By *immyinreadingMan
31 weeks ago

henley on thames


"I’ve been benching loads recently so my chest is massive but I’ll only take your temperature with a thermometer up your arse."

Using a real thermometer? Or just use a finger and guess?

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By *eordieJeansCouple
31 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"I’ve been benching loads recently so my chest is massive but I’ll only take your temperature with a thermometer up your arse.

Using a real thermometer? Or just use a finger and guess? "

A real one. I’m not a pervert… honest.

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By *reative-mind OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Exeter


"I’ve been benching loads recently so my chest is massive but I’ll only take your temperature with a thermometer up your arse.

Will you warm it up first or is it going in cold?

Cold, no lube."

You have yourself a deal!

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