FabSwingers.com forum: National Masturbation Day

By *ornycouga OP Woman
30 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat

So my good friend Ann Summers has emailed to tell me that it's National Masturbation Day today. How are you celebrating? With Mrs Palm and her Five Daughters? With toys? With a friend? Whatever you choose, happy wanking, friends.

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By *TG3Man
30 weeks ago

Dorchester

Ive just had one and very satisfying it was to

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
30 weeks ago

somewhere

Oooo we had a mutual wank together this morning and didn't even know! Well there you are

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By *ark_uk_1968Man
30 weeks ago

chertsey

I did not know that, but I've already celebrated

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By *ornycouga OP Woman
30 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Getting ahead of the game.... I like your style

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By *irty Flirty HarryMan
30 weeks ago

East Sussex

National maturation day, who knew?

I must celebrate it in all it's glory. Your pics OP have definitely got the day off in style.

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

That's the 365th day in a row now

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
30 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Ooh I might celebrate more than once and let B watch.

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

I won’t be able to today.

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By *ornycouga OP Woman
30 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"National maturation day, who knew?

I must celebrate it in all it's glory. Your pics OP have definitely got the day off in style.

Why thank you. I aim to please

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By *ripfillMan
30 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Passenger in a car right now ( back seat ) I think I had better wait till later

But it’s got to be celebrated !

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By *ornycouga OP Woman
30 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"Ooh I might celebrate more than once and let B watch.

I think I speak for all of us when I say that B is a very lucky guy

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By *hunky GentMan
30 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

My hand said it was tired this morning so I'll try again later.

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By *ark_uk_1968Man
30 weeks ago

chertsey

"Getting ahead of the game.... I like your style

Think I will have to celebrate again over your beautiful pics and videos

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By *hrops56Man
30 weeks ago

Telford

I'll definitely be participating

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By *ambertMan
30 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Ahhh so must be a day to give out your love sense link :D

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By *aitonelMan
30 weeks ago

Travelling

No! Instead of wanking I'm going to fuck the rules instead.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
30 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"No! Instead of wanking I'm going to fuck the rules instead. "

So contrary!

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By *ornycouga OP Woman
30 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"My hand said it was tired this morning so I'll try again later.

You need to give it a stern talking to. If you can't rely on your hand, who can you rely on?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
30 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Is it really? I’ll be sure to have a fiddle with my middle later in honour for this righteous cause ((

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By *hunky GentMan
30 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

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By *hunky GentMan
30 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"My hand said it was tired this morning so I'll try again later.

You need to give it a stern talking to. If you can't rely on your hand, who can you rely on?

I don't mind if you want to volunteer

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By *issBellaWoman
30 weeks ago

Wales

So that's why my hand was so keen this morning. It usually gives me excuses

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By *eadchefski1970Man
30 weeks ago

Milton keynes

I am in, any help appreciated.

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By *hunky GentMan
30 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"So that's why my hand was so keen this morning. It usually gives me excuses

It's amazing how many headaches a hand can have.

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

"My hand said it was tired this morning so I'll try again later.

You need to give it a stern talking to. If you can't rely on your hand, who can you rely on?

Any of my partners probably

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By *issBellaWoman
30 weeks ago

Wales

"So that's why my hand was so keen this morning. It usually gives me excuses

It's amazing how many headaches a hand can have.

and cramps!

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By *hunky GentMan
30 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"So that's why my hand was so keen this morning. It usually gives me excuses

It's amazing how many headaches a hand can have.

and cramps!

Just slap it until it gives in.

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

I have a headache

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By *ornycouga OP Woman
30 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"My hand said it was tired this morning so I'll try again later.

You need to give it a stern talking to. If you can't rely on your hand, who can you rely on?

Any of my partners probably

Nobody appreciates a show off

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By *heelerMan
30 weeks ago

Northants

Had a long one on cam so had a few keen watchers

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Well I guess it would be rude not to as it’s national day to do so…

But I’ll wait to get home from Tesco’s first lol

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Well it was going to be a quick one and done but since it's a special occasion, I might treat myself to a long edging session with lube and a toy

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By *ornycouga OP Woman
30 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"Well I guess it would be rude not to as it’s national day to do so…

But I’ll wait to get home from Tesco’s first lol "

Very wise. We don't want any unexpected items in the bagging area

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
30 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"Whatever you choose, happy wanking, friends."

I expect a flurry of self-pleasure videos to appear on Fab after lunchtime today.

(Would it be too much to hope for one or two turning up in my inbox? Only time will tell.)

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By *ornycouga OP Woman
30 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"Well it was going to be a quick one and done but since it's a special occasion, I might treat myself to a long edging session with lube and a toy

Or really go to town and do both!

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

"Whatever you choose, happy wanking, friends.

I expect a flurry of self-pleasure videos to appear on Fab after lunchtime today.

(Would it be too much to hope for one or two turning up in my inbox? Only time will tell.)"

I'll sit and hope for one in my inbox RTG.

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By *hunky GentMan
30 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Well I guess it would be rude not to as it’s national day to do so…

But I’ll wait to get home from Tesco’s first lol

Very wise. We don't want any unexpected items in the bagging area

Watch put for the spillage on aisle 12

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

"Well it was going to be a quick one and done but since it's a special occasion, I might treat myself to a long edging session with lube and a toy

Or really go to town and do both! "

Might be too much of a good thing!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I celebrated in the early hours. I may celebrate again.

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By *issBellaWoman
30 weeks ago

Wales

"Well it was going to be a quick one and done but since it's a special occasion, I might treat myself to a long edging session with lube and a toy

and suddenly my hand wants to wake up again

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

"My hand said it was tired this morning so I'll try again later.

You need to give it a stern talking to. If you can't rely on your hand, who can you rely on?

Any of my partners probably

Nobody appreciates a show off

Well nobody sounds like a prick

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By *ornycouga OP Woman
30 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"Whatever you choose, happy wanking, friends.

I expect a flurry of self-pleasure videos to appear on Fab after lunchtime today.

(Would it be too much to hope for one or two turning up in my inbox? Only time will tell.)"

I'm sure you'll be knee deep in clunge! Have your wellies ready

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By *hunky GentMan
30 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Whatever you choose, happy wanking, friends.

I expect a flurry of self-pleasure videos to appear on Fab after lunchtime today.

(Would it be too much to hope for one or two turning up in my inbox? Only time will tell.)

I'm sure you'll be knee deep in clunge! Have your wellies ready

Kinky.

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

"Well it was going to be a quick one and done but since it's a special occasion, I might treat myself to a long edging session with lube and a toy

and suddenly my hand wants to wake up again

Always good to spread the joy

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
30 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"I'll sit and hope for one in my inbox RTG."

It’s good to keep hope alive, but it’s a long time until my lunch break.

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

"I'll sit and hope for one in my inbox RTG.

It’s good to keep hope alive, but it’s a long time until my lunch break."

I can wait for the good things.

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Has to be my wand then

Also love that on my clit while being fucked hard

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By *ornycouga OP Woman
30 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"Has to be my wand then

Also love that on my clit while being fucked hard "

Ah, the one toy I don't own. I'd never leave the house I had one!

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By *ean counterMan
30 weeks ago

Kettering

"Has to be my wand then

Also love that on my clit while being fucked hard

Ah, the one toy I don't own. I'd never leave the house I had one! "

Lovehoney dot co dot uk

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By *hunky GentMan
30 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Has to be my wand then

Also love that on my clit while being fucked hard

Ah, the one toy I don't own. I'd never leave the house I had one! "

I'm sure you could get one hand delivered.

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