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By *irthandgirth OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Firstly this is not condoning any physical retribution. But come on, we all love that feeling of schadenfreude when someone gets their comeuppance. It just feels...right. And good.

So, staying well within forum rules, when have you enjoyed seeing someone get slapped with cosmic Karma? The pettier the better.

Please change names to protect the innocent if you feel the need to.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
31 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"Firstly this is not condoning any physical retribution. But come on, we all love that feeling of schadenfreude when someone gets their comeuppance. It just feels...right. And good.

So, staying well within forum rules, when have you enjoyed seeing someone get slapped with cosmic Karma? The pettier the better.

Please change names to protect the innocent if you feel the need to."

Someone let me take the rap for something he did. I didn't squeal but he certainly never faced up to the music.

Fast forward 20 plus years and I had to choose a successor to my job which was pretty lucrative. He was on a very small shortlist.

Not for very long.

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By *till gameMan
31 weeks ago

Oldham

If anyone has wronged me I don’t tend to stick around to see if anything bad happens to them

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By *ealitybitesMan
31 weeks ago

Belfast

When someone puts so much effort into not only researching and discussing what others are doing, who they are doing and how hideous they look, while at the same time ingratiating themselves with those people and their wider circles, I don't have an ounce of sympathy when it comes back to bite them on the arse.

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By *irthandgirth OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"If anyone has wronged me I don’t tend to stick around to see if anything bad happens to them "

That is very healthy, but I do t think I specified that it had to do with you personally. Maybe something you have seen.

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
31 weeks ago

somewhere

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By *irthandgirth OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Many years ago as a corporal in the air force, I received a poor appraisal, which was full of inaccuracies. I got told to 'shut up and sign it'. I refused.

I pulled my boss to pieces, showed him that he didn't have a leg to stand on and also that he wasn't as clever as he thought he was.. and he could, in fact, take the job and shove it up his arse. The next day I got asked if I wanted to be posted. I agreed as after that conversation, my position was untenable and I had no respect for him.

Several years later I heard through the grapevine that my assumptions about his abilities were correct. He was promoted to Warrant Officer onto a Squadron, and promptly kicked off for being shit at his job.

Imagine being in a career for nearly 30 years and promoted 8 times to be told you are crap.

It did make me smile.

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By *ripfillMan
31 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

We had an Financial Director at work who owned 25% of the business

He was a masoginistic bully and mental

He gave me a verbal warning about coming in on my motorcycle one day ( I had a company car)

Which I refused he was so mad he ran down the stairs like basil Fawlty and missed a step and broke his leg as he fell

I did stay at the top

Of the stairs for those few extra seconds to see him in agony - karma personified in my book

( then I phoned for an ambulance)

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By *umalotagainMan
31 weeks ago

a town called malice

About 15 years ago I had a fault with my central heating and the boiler needed a new pump, Gf at the time was working from home, plumber arrived she let him in and he got on with replacing the pump and valve, told her he was finished she had a cursory glance at a bit of pipe and a valve that she had no idea about, he fired up the system and left

About an hour later she put down the laptop and went to go to the loo before making lunch, as she walked out of the living room her foot squelched on the brand new oak floor and she sees water pissing through the ceiling

Calls me calls the plumber, he arrives back turns the water off and then leaves I get there to see the destruction, not once did he apologise…… so the insurance battle starts, we needed the entire downstairs oak floor replaced which meant new clotting and architraves all round and then the whole place redecorated…. They claimed that my Gf had gone and loosened the valve ( that he had cross threaded) to the point the police were involved taking statements etc etc complete mess. His insurance were arguing that we just wanted the place redecorated (it had been done 3 month before and we were going for exactly the colour we had 3 months previous so not like an upgrade )

They finally backed down when we gave them the key stroke index from her laptop which proved she would have never had time even if she wanted to do damage

Still protesting his innocence for making a mistake and not so much as and apology the plumber was seen in and around town do a few months I then saw his brand new shiny van being put on a recovery truck by the motorway, front end caved in when he had hit someone, thought to myself what a twat….. 3 weeks later it’s all over the papers how he was to be up in court for driving whilst disqualified and a number of other charges…… think he got 5-6 years

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By *ealitybitesMan
31 weeks ago

Belfast

In a previous job one of the owners sons joined my dept and immediately set about undermining me.

He constantly complained about the routes he was being sent on, the vehicles he was driving and other stuff.

When I spoke to him privately he said everything was fine but then other drivers and staff were repeating things he was saying about me.

I had worked for the family for more than 30 years at that point and had known him since he was born.

He took it to the next level by going in late at night and changing all the rotas for the following day and ringing staff and giving them new instructions.

He completely lost it when I pulled him in and told him to stop what he was doing. He told me to follow him to his parents office where it would all be sorted once and for all.

I had all the evidence to back up my side of the story but I didn't need any of it.

As soon as he went through all the issues he had with me his dad told him to stop whinging and get on with his job because I was his line manager and knew exactly what I was doing and he wasn't going to fuck it up!

A year later when I left the company for other reasons, he asked to take over my role and told everyone things were going to be so much better going forward.

Ten days later he asked to be given an office role instead as it was an impossible job and nobody could be expected to do it single handedly and it needed at least 2 people sharing the role.

5 years later I still laugh when his dad rings me every 6 or 8 months asking if I will go back?

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Once worked with someone who took credit for my work. I made a report with some glaring errors which I knew he would take the credit for. He had a new job the following week.

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By *irthandgirth OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"About 15 years ago I had a fault with my central heating and the boiler needed a new pump, Gf at the time was working from home, plumber arrived she let him in and he got on with replacing the pump and valve, told her he was finished she had a cursory glance at a bit of pipe and a valve that she had no idea about, he fired up the system and left

About an hour later she put down the laptop and went to go to the loo before making lunch, as she walked out of the living room her foot squelched on the brand new oak floor and she sees water pissing through the ceiling

Calls me calls the plumber, he arrives back turns the water off and then leaves I get there to see the destruction, not once did he apologise…… so the insurance battle starts, we needed the entire downstairs oak floor replaced which meant new clotting and architraves all round and then the whole place redecorated…. They claimed that my Gf had gone and loosened the valve ( that he had cross threaded) to the point the police were involved taking statements etc etc complete mess. His insurance were arguing that we just wanted the place redecorated (it had been done 3 month before and we were going for exactly the colour we had 3 months previous so not like an upgrade )

They finally backed down when we gave them the key stroke index from her laptop which proved she would have never had time even if she wanted to do damage

Still protesting his innocence for making a mistake and not so much as and apology the plumber was seen in and around town do a few months I then saw his brand new shiny van being put on a recovery truck by the motorway, front end caved in when he had hit someone, thought to myself what a twat….. 3 weeks later it’s all over the papers how he was to be up in court for driving whilst disqualified and a number of other charges…… think he got 5-6 years "

Bloody hell

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By *irthandgirth OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

I've only had one time where I was was instrumental in the fate of the other party.

A guy I trained Jujitsu with left under bad terms after being demoted.

He found another style and forgot to mention about his demotion to current grade.

Went from green belt in Japanese Jujitsu to 3rd Dan in taekwon do (which he had never trained). Then lied to a guy in America and played on his 'time served' in Jujitsu. Became a 4th Dan black belt in Bujitsu (which he had never trained). Then got promoted to 5th Dan. All of this in under 2 years.

So I did some digging. He made a lot of claims online. I screenshot, cut and paste text and copied links.

He held an honorary karate black belt. Trained under nobody registered with any association.

He claimed to have trained in aikido for years (he attended 2 seminars, several years apart)

He said he had won 3 cage fights, and 1 muay thai fight. Also said he won 3 muay thai fights and one 'underground cage fight' (which he stole from a Jean Claude van Damme film). He had never had a cage fight or trained muay thai. Even if he did, he would remember which it was.

His dad had also taught him 'SAS knife fighting'

I posted all his claims online on a martial arts forum site. Oh, he forgot we knew his ex-wife who stated he had never trained while he was with her.

I invited the guy onto the discussion to defend himself. He deleted all his websites within hours.

His new association disowned him. He was stripped of his grade and recognition and he wasn't allowed to teach - so lost his martial arts school. Well, he had never actually passed an exam to be able to.

For many years that thread was near the top of page 1 of any Google search of his name.

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By *llipsis007Man
31 weeks ago

Woolacombe


"I've only had one time where I was was instrumental in the fate of the other party.

A guy I trained Jujitsu with left under bad terms after being demoted.

He found another style and forgot to mention about his demotion to current grade.

Went from green belt in Japanese Jujitsu to 3rd Dan in taekwon do (which he had never trained). Then lied to a guy in America and played on his 'time served' in Jujitsu. Became a 4th Dan black belt in Bujitsu (which he had never trained). Then got promoted to 5th Dan. All of this in under 2 years.

So I did some digging. He made a lot of claims online. I screenshot, cut and paste text and copied links.

He held an honorary karate black belt. Trained under nobody registered with any association.

He claimed to have trained in aikido for years (he attended 2 seminars, several years apart)

He said he had won 3 cage fights, and 1 muay thai fight. Also said he won 3 muay thai fights and one 'underground cage fight' (which he stole from a Jean Claude van Damme film). He had never had a cage fight or trained muay thai. Even if he did, he would remember which it was.

His dad had also taught him 'SAS knife fighting'

I posted all his claims online on a martial arts forum site. Oh, he forgot we knew his ex-wife who stated he had never trained while he was with her.

I invited the guy onto the discussion to defend himself. He deleted all his websites within hours.

His new association disowned him. He was stripped of his grade and recognition and he wasn't allowed to teach - so lost his martial arts school. Well, he had never actually passed an exam to be able to.

For many years that thread was near the top of page 1 of any Google search of his name.

"

He sounds like a Bullshido master.

Although, "SAS knife fighting" is DEFINITELY a real thing.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
31 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Many years ago as a corporal in the air force, I received a poor appraisal, which was full of inaccuracies. I got told to 'shut up and sign it'. I refused.

I pulled my boss to pieces, showed him that he didn't have a leg to stand on and also that he wasn't as clever as he thought he was.. and he could, in fact, take the job and shove it up his arse. The next day I got asked if I wanted to be posted. I agreed as after that conversation, my position was untenable and I had no respect for him.

Several years later I heard through the grapevine that my assumptions about his abilities were correct. He was promoted to Warrant Officer onto a Squadron, and promptly kicked off for being shit at his job.

Imagine being in a career for nearly 30 years and promoted 8 times to be told you are crap.

It did make me smile."

I believe this is know as the "Peter Principle" i.e. in a hierarchical organisation, everyone is promoted to the level of their own incompetence.

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan
31 weeks ago

louth


"Many years ago as a corporal in the air force, I received a poor appraisal, which was full of inaccuracies. I got told to 'shut up and sign it'. I refused.

I pulled my boss to pieces, showed him that he didn't have a leg to stand on and also that he wasn't as clever as he thought he was.. and he could, in fact, take the job and shove it up his arse. The next day I got asked if I wanted to be posted. I agreed as after that conversation, my position was untenable and I had no respect for him.

Several years later I heard through the grapevine that my assumptions about his abilities were correct. He was promoted to Warrant Officer onto a Squadron, and promptly kicked off for being shit at his job.

Imagine being in a career for nearly 30 years and promoted 8 times to be told you are crap.

It did make me smile."

It was always the way when I was in. If someone was useless they got 3 8’s and a spec rec because that means they would be promoted which meant that they would also be posted !

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By *irthandgirth OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"I've only had one time where I was was instrumental in the fate of the other party.

A guy I trained Jujitsu with left under bad terms after being demoted.

He found another style and forgot to mention about his demotion to current grade.

Went from green belt in Japanese Jujitsu to 3rd Dan in taekwon do (which he had never trained). Then lied to a guy in America and played on his 'time served' in Jujitsu. Became a 4th Dan black belt in Bujitsu (which he had never trained). Then got promoted to 5th Dan. All of this in under 2 years.

So I did some digging. He made a lot of claims online. I screenshot, cut and paste text and copied links.

He held an honorary karate black belt. Trained under nobody registered with any association.

He claimed to have trained in aikido for years (he attended 2 seminars, several years apart)

He said he had won 3 cage fights, and 1 muay thai fight. Also said he won 3 muay thai fights and one 'underground cage fight' (which he stole from a Jean Claude van Damme film). He had never had a cage fight or trained muay thai. Even if he did, he would remember which it was.

His dad had also taught him 'SAS knife fighting'

I posted all his claims online on a martial arts forum site. Oh, he forgot we knew his ex-wife who stated he had never trained while he was with her.

I invited the guy onto the discussion to defend himself. He deleted all his websites within hours.

His new association disowned him. He was stripped of his grade and recognition and he wasn't allowed to teach - so lost his martial arts school. Well, he had never actually passed an exam to be able to.

For many years that thread was near the top of page 1 of any Google search of his name.

He sounds like a Bullshido master.

Although, "SAS knife fighting" is DEFINITELY a real thing.

"

That was the site

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By *llipsis007Man
31 weeks ago

Woolacombe


"I've only had one time where I was was instrumental in the fate of the other party.

A guy I trained Jujitsu with left under bad terms after being demoted.

He found another style and forgot to mention about his demotion to current grade.

Went from green belt in Japanese Jujitsu to 3rd Dan in taekwon do (which he had never trained). Then lied to a guy in America and played on his 'time served' in Jujitsu. Became a 4th Dan black belt in Bujitsu (which he had never trained). Then got promoted to 5th Dan. All of this in under 2 years.

So I did some digging. He made a lot of claims online. I screenshot, cut and paste text and copied links.

He held an honorary karate black belt. Trained under nobody registered with any association.

He claimed to have trained in aikido for years (he attended 2 seminars, several years apart)

He said he had won 3 cage fights, and 1 muay thai fight. Also said he won 3 muay thai fights and one 'underground cage fight' (which he stole from a Jean Claude van Damme film). He had never had a cage fight or trained muay thai. Even if he did, he would remember which it was.

His dad had also taught him 'SAS knife fighting'

I posted all his claims online on a martial arts forum site. Oh, he forgot we knew his ex-wife who stated he had never trained while he was with her.

I invited the guy onto the discussion to defend himself. He deleted all his websites within hours.

His new association disowned him. He was stripped of his grade and recognition and he wasn't allowed to teach - so lost his martial arts school. Well, he had never actually passed an exam to be able to.

For many years that thread was near the top of page 1 of any Google search of his name.

He sounds like a Bullshido master.

Although, "SAS knife fighting" is DEFINITELY a real thing.

That was the site "

Pretty certain Steven Seagal is its "Sufi"...

... because he can defeat anyone with his waving-hand chair-based aikido.

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By *irthandgirth OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"I've only had one time where I was was instrumental in the fate of the other party.

A guy I trained Jujitsu with left under bad terms after being demoted.

He found another style and forgot to mention about his demotion to current grade.

Went from green belt in Japanese Jujitsu to 3rd Dan in taekwon do (which he had never trained). Then lied to a guy in America and played on his 'time served' in Jujitsu. Became a 4th Dan black belt in Bujitsu (which he had never trained). Then got promoted to 5th Dan. All of this in under 2 years.

So I did some digging. He made a lot of claims online. I screenshot, cut and paste text and copied links.

He held an honorary karate black belt. Trained under nobody registered with any association.

He claimed to have trained in aikido for years (he attended 2 seminars, several years apart)

He said he had won 3 cage fights, and 1 muay thai fight. Also said he won 3 muay thai fights and one 'underground cage fight' (which he stole from a Jean Claude van Damme film). He had never had a cage fight or trained muay thai. Even if he did, he would remember which it was.

His dad had also taught him 'SAS knife fighting'

I posted all his claims online on a martial arts forum site. Oh, he forgot we knew his ex-wife who stated he had never trained while he was with her.

I invited the guy onto the discussion to defend himself. He deleted all his websites within hours.

His new association disowned him. He was stripped of his grade and recognition and he wasn't allowed to teach - so lost his martial arts school. Well, he had never actually passed an exam to be able to.

For many years that thread was near the top of page 1 of any Google search of his name.

He sounds like a Bullshido master.

Although, "SAS knife fighting" is DEFINITELY a real thing.

That was the site

Pretty certain Steven Seagal is its "Sufi"...

... because he can defeat anyone with his waving-hand chair-based aikido."

I was being kind to the guy. I didn't even mention he was playing happy families with one of his students.. or mention that he applied online to be a minister so he could perform exorcisms on vulnerable women.

He is now a published author.

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By *llipsis007Man
31 weeks ago

Woolacombe


"I've only had one time where I was was instrumental in the fate of the other party.

A guy I trained Jujitsu with left under bad terms after being demoted.

He found another style and forgot to mention about his demotion to current grade.

Went from green belt in Japanese Jujitsu to 3rd Dan in taekwon do (which he had never trained). Then lied to a guy in America and played on his 'time served' in Jujitsu. Became a 4th Dan black belt in Bujitsu (which he had never trained). Then got promoted to 5th Dan. All of this in under 2 years.

So I did some digging. He made a lot of claims online. I screenshot, cut and paste text and copied links.

He held an honorary karate black belt. Trained under nobody registered with any association.

He claimed to have trained in aikido for years (he attended 2 seminars, several years apart)

He said he had won 3 cage fights, and 1 muay thai fight. Also said he won 3 muay thai fights and one 'underground cage fight' (which he stole from a Jean Claude van Damme film). He had never had a cage fight or trained muay thai. Even if he did, he would remember which it was.

His dad had also taught him 'SAS knife fighting'

I posted all his claims online on a martial arts forum site. Oh, he forgot we knew his ex-wife who stated he had never trained while he was with her.

I invited the guy onto the discussion to defend himself. He deleted all his websites within hours.

His new association disowned him. He was stripped of his grade and recognition and he wasn't allowed to teach - so lost his martial arts school. Well, he had never actually passed an exam to be able to.

For many years that thread was near the top of page 1 of any Google search of his name.

He sounds like a Bullshido master.

Although, "SAS knife fighting" is DEFINITELY a real thing.

That was the site

Pretty certain Steven Seagal is its "Sufi"...

... because he can defeat anyone with his waving-hand chair-based aikido.

I was being kind to the guy. I didn't even mention he was playing happy families with one of his students.. or mention that he applied online to be a minister so he could perform exorcisms on vulnerable women.

He is now a published author. "

Wow.

All that and I bet he can dim mak with both hands, too.

Quite the piece of work. He got off lightly, agreed.

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By *irthandgirth OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"I've only had one time where I was was instrumental in the fate of the other party.

A guy I trained Jujitsu with left under bad terms after being demoted.

He found another style and forgot to mention about his demotion to current grade.

Went from green belt in Japanese Jujitsu to 3rd Dan in taekwon do (which he had never trained). Then lied to a guy in America and played on his 'time served' in Jujitsu. Became a 4th Dan black belt in Bujitsu (which he had never trained). Then got promoted to 5th Dan. All of this in under 2 years.

So I did some digging. He made a lot of claims online. I screenshot, cut and paste text and copied links.

He held an honorary karate black belt. Trained under nobody registered with any association.

He claimed to have trained in aikido for years (he attended 2 seminars, several years apart)

He said he had won 3 cage fights, and 1 muay thai fight. Also said he won 3 muay thai fights and one 'underground cage fight' (which he stole from a Jean Claude van Damme film). He had never had a cage fight or trained muay thai. Even if he did, he would remember which it was.

His dad had also taught him 'SAS knife fighting'

I posted all his claims online on a martial arts forum site. Oh, he forgot we knew his ex-wife who stated he had never trained while he was with her.

I invited the guy onto the discussion to defend himself. He deleted all his websites within hours.

His new association disowned him. He was stripped of his grade and recognition and he wasn't allowed to teach - so lost his martial arts school. Well, he had never actually passed an exam to be able to.

For many years that thread was near the top of page 1 of any Google search of his name.

He sounds like a Bullshido master.

Although, "SAS knife fighting" is DEFINITELY a real thing.

That was the site

Pretty certain Steven Seagal is its "Sufi"...

... because he can defeat anyone with his waving-hand chair-based aikido.

I was being kind to the guy. I didn't even mention he was playing happy families with one of his students.. or mention that he applied online to be a minister so he could perform exorcisms on vulnerable women.

He is now a published author.

Wow.

All that and I bet he can dim mak with both hands, too.

Quite the piece of work. He got off lightly, agreed."

We worked out that with all his claimed achievements he should have been approximately 120 years old. :D

I think the old site must have been taken down as I my google-waza cannot find it.

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
31 weeks ago

Ryde

The bastard who burgled my family's house (with 7 people asleep in there at the time) got away with it, but my rather psychotic uncle found out who he was.

One time, he spotted the guy in the street and chased after him. Managing to run down a dead-end alley, he was trapped like a bug in a jar, but tried to get away by climbing up the sheer brick wall. My uncle just stayed to watch the spectacle, as he knew that the wall in question not only had barbed-wire at the top, but also razor-blades cemented into the top

The son of a bitch was cut to ribbons, and lost a lot of blood before the ambulance arrived.

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By *4bimMan
31 weeks ago

Farnborough Hampshire

A bit unnerving this one.

Someone I know claims to have a 'death touch'.

People who cross him, insult him etc end up falling ill, have accidents or suffer in someone.

He says all he has to do is lay a hand on them and wish them some sort of bad luck in his mind.

Of course I didn't believe all of this and brushed it off as a joke.

But then someone I know got gravely I'll and I also remembered he had a falling out with them.

And there was another he lent money too and they didn't pay him back. They had an accident in a car.

And there was the other who played a prank on him. And I remember him grabbing them in a jokey type of way. This guy lost his job and the wife cheated on him.

And each time he sends me a message 'got him'.

It chills me to the bones. If course I know it's not down to him alone, or is it?

It pays to be nice

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By *llipsis007Man
31 weeks ago

Woolacombe


"I've only had one time where I was was instrumental in the fate of the other party.

A guy I trained Jujitsu with left under bad terms after being demoted.

He found another style and forgot to mention about his demotion to current grade.

Went from green belt in Japanese Jujitsu to 3rd Dan in taekwon do (which he had never trained). Then lied to a guy in America and played on his 'time served' in Jujitsu. Became a 4th Dan black belt in Bujitsu (which he had never trained). Then got promoted to 5th Dan. All of this in under 2 years.

So I did some digging. He made a lot of claims online. I screenshot, cut and paste text and copied links.

He held an honorary karate black belt. Trained under nobody registered with any association.

He claimed to have trained in aikido for years (he attended 2 seminars, several years apart)

He said he had won 3 cage fights, and 1 muay thai fight. Also said he won 3 muay thai fights and one 'underground cage fight' (which he stole from a Jean Claude van Damme film). He had never had a cage fight or trained muay thai. Even if he did, he would remember which it was.

His dad had also taught him 'SAS knife fighting'

I posted all his claims online on a martial arts forum site. Oh, he forgot we knew his ex-wife who stated he had never trained while he was with her.

I invited the guy onto the discussion to defend himself. He deleted all his websites within hours.

His new association disowned him. He was stripped of his grade and recognition and he wasn't allowed to teach - so lost his martial arts school. Well, he had never actually passed an exam to be able to.

For many years that thread was near the top of page 1 of any Google search of his name.

He sounds like a Bullshido master.

Although, "SAS knife fighting" is DEFINITELY a real thing.

That was the site

Pretty certain Steven Seagal is its "Sufi"...

... because he can defeat anyone with his waving-hand chair-based aikido.

I was being kind to the guy. I didn't even mention he was playing happy families with one of his students.. or mention that he applied online to be a minister so he could perform exorcisms on vulnerable women.

He is now a published author.

Wow.

All that and I bet he can dim mak with both hands, too.

Quite the piece of work. He got off lightly, agreed.

We worked out that with all his claimed achievements he should have been approximately 120 years old. :D

I think the old site must have been taken down as I my google-waza cannot find it."

Well, with all the powers he had mastered he could probably defeat aging and actually WAS 120 years old at the time.

But yes, that website sounds like it was a genuine fount of true knowledge, wisdom and lady-magnetism.

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By *llipsis007Man
31 weeks ago

Woolacombe


"A bit unnerving this one.

Someone I know claims to have a 'death touch'.

People who cross him, insult him etc end up falling ill, have accidents or suffer in someone.

He says all he has to do is lay a hand on them and wish them some sort of bad luck in his mind.

Of course I didn't believe all of this and brushed it off as a joke.

But then someone I know got gravely I'll and I also remembered he had a falling out with them.

And there was another he lent money too and they didn't pay him back. They had an accident in a car.

And there was the other who played a prank on him. And I remember him grabbing them in a jokey type of way. This guy lost his job and the wife cheated on him.

And each time he sends me a message 'got him'.

It chills me to the bones. If course I know it's not down to him alone, or is it?

It pays to be nice

"

Dim mak: I knew it...

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By *tylebender03Man
31 weeks ago

Manchester

I told you jive chumps… I ain't no snitch

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By *uxom redCouple
31 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

I let karma do it's job

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By *ib.Man
31 weeks ago

Hampshire

Meh.

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By *mmaleiaWoman
31 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Some little crackhead crashed into the back of my camper, legged it from the scene, no license, insurance, tax or mot, what he stupidly didn’t know is, he frequented to yard I worked in & I knew who he was, a month later ‘somebody’ stole his motorbike & burnt it, I have no idea who …

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By *929Man
31 weeks ago

bedlington

Going back over 12 years ago when still with my ex and my family was young she had a load of bother with the shitbag family next door over the noise (mainly music till yon time in the morning) went back and forth for a while and one morning the missus car was scratched all down one side

I decided would watch out try get an idea of who it was and was sitting in kitchen with light off and two lads and a lass came out next door and one of them somehow saw me pointed and mouthed something so I shot outside and asked him what he said and he said nothing I asked if it was them who did the car and they denied it, i actuslly knew the lass only the year afore I had gone her parents patio and was talking to her not paying attention leaning on the French and the smaller one cheap shot me with a punch right on the side of the jaw before I could even process what happened the bigger one jumped the fence took his shirt off and came at me, rather than try and hit me the dirty fucking scrote attempted to bite my ear off but missed and his manky teeth managed to scrape above my ear and draw blood. This was pretty enraging do overpowered him to the floor managed to startle his chest so he couldn’t move and got about 5-6 full force punches straight on the centre of his nose till he curled up into a ball face down as a pool of blood from his nose I contemplated kicking him senseless but the exes kids had watched the whole thing. Later I felt a bit guilty at the level of violence used but then found out what a shitbag he was and some of the things he had done to people and how many people where out to hurt him bad and wished I had went a lot further

Later the family admitted it was him who did it as well as smashing the back window of a lasses car doen the street a few days earlier

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By *ermite12ukMan
31 weeks ago

Solihull and Brentwood

On another forum a UK guy, after being wound up by a yank, decided to exact revenge. It took around a week:

The yank kept calling him gay and belittling him at every opportunity.

So, one day after the yank had another go. He posted something like....have you got anything to tell us? The response was something like. No what are you talking about?

Then it started to get a bit more after the usual "Would you like to get anything off your chest."

A week went by and these two were going at it hammer and tongs. Then the Brit said something along the lines of, "Have you posted anything in the personals?" Jus askin.

The Yank dissapeared. A couple of days later he started again with his bullying and then the Brit posted his personal add.

For me, it was the best wind up, I'd ever witnessed. He just wound him in. Gave him enough rope. Then hung him out to dry. An absolute classic.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
31 weeks ago

Coventry

love karma - sooo a very long time ago lived with a guy and split up. Basically he refused to let me have anything from the house. If i wanted half he would get a chain saw and cut it all in half - i begged him to (would have been amusing to watch him chop up the washing machine). so basically walked away with a small sum from the house.

roll on 15 years later and i get a letter from the mortgage endowment thing. Its come to term and they need to pay it out. They need us both to agree and sign to 50/50 split. Not heard from the guy in 15 years. Find him and say this insurance thing needs sorting out . So he offers to take me for a drink to 'discuss' it.

At the pub i listen to his bullshit and remember why i left in the first instance . Bored, I brought up the letter. So he smiles and said if i would like to sign it to him, then he would get it all sorted out. Basically sign it over to him in its entirety.

I smiled sweetly and let him sell his pitch - it would have been rude not to right!

and then said 'na! dont work like that - we both have to sign and agree to a 50/50 split or its not getting paid out'

I did laugh a little as his face went purple and he was spitting his rage of how it was 'his money'. The best bit was when he said - you will get it 'over my dead body'

at this point i stood up - gave him my best grin and said 'yep happy to wait, i have waited 15 years for this and im sure it wont be that much longer, you will definitely be in a grave well before me' (he is 11 years older than me) .

and left.

Rang insurance company the next day and said that unfortunately the conversation had deteriorated and Mr Knob face would only agree to a split and payment when he was dead. (she did laugh at the other end).

so 10 days later - a cheque arrived for half the amount - they wanted to get it signed off.

i got a text a few days later, from him saying i had his cheque - my reply - well i thought you were dead and have cashed it

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