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By *naswingdress OP Woman
30 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Take something really mundane from your life and turn it into a tabloid headline

SUBURBAN CHAOS! Residents COWER as children maraud on their way to school!

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Stockport

DEEP FREEZE HORROR! Ice cream MELTED in fridge door drama.

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Sanctimonious social justice warriors are giving cliff richard diabetes..

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

"Sanctimonious social justice warriors are giving cliff richard diabetes.."

That was more of daily mail one

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
30 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

LOCAL MAN PANICS AS BEER RUNS OUT.

Vows to plan ahead and buy more at the Big Shop next time.

Film at 11.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

S.HERTS FRAUD EXPOSED. Gay TV caught selling sliced bread to tourists as ‘Toast Craft Kits’. Refuses to split profits with reporter.

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By *dam1971Man
30 weeks ago

Bedford

LOCAL PEOPLE IN SHOCK AS NIGHT FOLLOWS DAY. FULL STORY ON PAGES 2-15, IS IMMIGRATION MAKING DAYTIMES SHORTER, COMMENT BY OUR REPORTER.

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By *ornycougaWoman
30 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat

South London residents OUTRAGED at young people enjoying themselves at the annual Gala Festival

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By *ickie76XXXMan
30 weeks ago

dartford

KENT MAN IN PERIL AS THE NEED FOR SHOWER JEOPARDISES LEAVING FUN FORUM.

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
30 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Immigrant REFUSES to ASSIMILATE! Does not attend pub on bank holiday

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By *zeroMan
30 weeks ago

Glasgow

COFFEE SHORTAGE LEADS TO PANICKED SCENES IN GLASGOW CORNER SHOP

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Man LOST as search for unoccupied GYM MACHINE continues

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By *ickie76XXXMan
30 weeks ago

dartford

LOCAL MAN CUTS GRASS AND ON PUTTING CUTTINGS IN BIN NOTICES NEIGHBOURS CUTTINGS ARE LESS GREEN.!!! THROWS ANCIENT PROPHECY INTO QUESTION. HAS LEFT LOCALS SITTING ON THE FENCE.

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
30 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

TEENAGER TOLD TO GO TO HIS ROOM TO COOL OFF….MAN TOLD TO GO FORTH AND MULTIPY!!! Byline he considers this a better option

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By *ou only live onceMan
30 weeks ago

London

DOG EATS CHICKEN BONE...AGAIN! When will the government get this South London health hazard under control? Have your say!

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By *naswingdress OP Woman
30 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Woman drinks WATER. You won't BELIEVE what happens next.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
30 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

2 MEN seen entering the BP household today - Mrs BP screamed the place down. Think she had a stroke. More to follow…

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By *nomeo_and_julietCouple
30 weeks ago

Near Glasgow

Small dog goes on a rampage after ball stuck under sofa

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By *agatoXXXMan
30 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

Glasgow man has afternoon nap, leaves it to late to cook dinner.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
30 weeks ago

Liverpool

In WARMER weather, women wear more REVEALING clothes.

High street hussies seen wearing shorts and sleeveless tops

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