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By *ools and the brain OP   Couple
30 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

What would it be?

Anything looks, personality...

For me I guess it would be my negativity,so I've said many times on here before regards my personal self loathing and how much I hate just about everything about me.

But I think all of this stems from my negativity and how I percive myself and the rest of the world.

So negativity would be binned off.

Mr.

What about you?

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Looks

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago


"Looks"

Specifically I'd be shorter, have straight hair, and be slimmer.

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By *idssissyTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Birmingham

My demons leading to self hatred

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Penis reduction.

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By *ookie46Woman
30 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

For my heart to not be always on my sleeve

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By *y AmoreMan
30 weeks ago

london

A face that when I send photos on fab I don’t get a nope but thanks.

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
30 weeks ago

somewhere

Oh god just one? Which do I pick? My over thinking or my face/body?

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By *eroLondonMan
30 weeks ago

Mayfair

Looks, specifically my hair.

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By *warf with a mulletMan
30 weeks ago

barry

My temper

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
30 weeks ago

London


"A face that when I send photos on fab I don’t get a nope but thanks. "

With that body, who needs a face

Me, 10cm more

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By *nitterWoman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

I'd love to be tall

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

30 weeks ago

East Sussex

My feet.

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
30 weeks ago

Devon

Probably a bit taller and a little less trusting

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By *undee2Man
30 weeks ago

Dundee

Maybe try trusting a grown up without being bitten

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
30 weeks ago

Devon


"Probably a bit taller and a little less trusting "

And to be better at maths as that two things

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By *ools and the brain OP   Couple
30 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"Oh god just one? Which do I pick? My over thinking or my face/body? "

As a terminal over thinker myself ( I class it as terminal because it will be the death of me)

I'd go with the overthinking.

Looks are overrated, everyone is beautiful in their own way and sexiness is in my opinion in the little imperfections that makes us an individual.

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By *r Black 85Man
30 weeks ago

nottingham

Financial literacy

I have probably wasted enough money to have bought at least 2 houses outright

Oh the joys

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By *ools and the brain OP   Couple
30 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"Financial literacy

I have probably wasted enough money to have bought at least 2 houses outright

Oh the joys "

I feel that

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By *929Man
30 weeks ago

newcastle

Nice thick hair that’s still its original colour

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
30 weeks ago

Basingstoke

My memory, I think.

I can't remember...

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Taller legs, I always wanted to be taller.

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago


"Taller legs, I always wanted to be taller. "

No one wants sex with you when you're tall.

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By *4bimMan
30 weeks ago

Farnborough Hampshire

less judgemental

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By *ascaIMan
30 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Better beard.

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By *hat.coupleCouple
30 weeks ago

Dartford

I'd motnhave ADHD, social.media has made it look like it's a superpower but in reality it's crippling at times and soul destroying.

For the first time in years I'm actually really happy with my weight, but previously I would have said I'd like to be thinner. Dreams can come true x

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By *dam1971Man
30 weeks ago

Bedford


"Taller legs, I always wanted to be taller.

No one wants sex with you when you're tall. "

That’s not true, I’ve known a few women who are 5’10” to 6’ and they were sexy as hell

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
30 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Taller legs, I always wanted to be taller."

But you are quite tall! Or did you just have heels on when we met?


"No one wants sex with you when you're tall."

The only thing I find tricky with tall girls is holding hands. Feels all mismatched and awkward walking down the street.

That’s staggeringly unlikely to be a problem with you, so count me in for the sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago


"Taller legs, I always wanted to be taller.

No one wants sex with you when you're tall. "

My friends are all taller and getting plenty. It's definetly my height holding me back.

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago


"Taller legs, I always wanted to be taller.

But you are quite tall! Or did you just have heels on when we met?

No one wants sex with you when you're tall.

The only thing I find tricky with tall girls is holding hands. Feels all mismatched and awkward walking down the street.

That’s staggeringly unlikely to be a problem with you, so count me in for the sex."

Yup I had massive heels on it was a Christmas party after all!

I'm only 5ft 4in.

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By *ell GwynnWoman
30 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

This is possibly controversial because everything now is all about wider acceptance, finding your superpower yada yada yada, but I'd not be autistic. Not having sensory input overload, or not having to consciously think about every minute component of social interaction etc. That would free up so much energy and headspace and I'd have something left for me once all the work, parenting and domestic chores were done!

I'd be a totally different person though, and not necessarily an improved one

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By *y AmoreMan
30 weeks ago

london


"Taller legs, I always wanted to be taller.

No one wants sex with you when you're tall. "

m

Hello.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
30 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest

Bank balance

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By *hat.coupleCouple
30 weeks ago

Dartford


"Taller legs, I always wanted to be taller.

No one wants sex with you when you're tall. "

I'm 5ft 11 and my husband is 6ft 2. We love tall women. We have had fun with 2 ladies of height. One was 6ft 3 and the other was 6ft 2. They were both hot as hell!!

I don't agree that people don't want sex with tall women at all. I've been told by lots of men that they love taller women and some men have a fetish for it. I've never been short of offers of sex from men in this lifestyle and I'm about 6ft2 in heels.

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By *ools and the brain OP   Couple
30 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"This is possibly controversial because everything now is all about wider acceptance, finding your superpower yada yada yada, but I'd not be autistic. Not having sensory input overload, or not having to consciously think about every minute component of social interaction etc. That would free up so much energy and headspace and I'd have something left for me once all the work, parenting and domestic chores were done!

I'd be a totally different person though, and not necessarily an improved one "

That's actually very interesting as you said it might not improve you,but it's the part of you, you find the worst which I guess is the same for all the replies.

Whatever we change may not improve us but it's the thing that has the biggest impact on our own lives.

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago


"Taller legs, I always wanted to be taller.

No one wants sex with you when you're tall.

I'm 5ft 11 and my husband is 6ft 2. We love tall women. We have had fun with 2 ladies of height. One was 6ft 3 and the other was 6ft 2. They were both hot as hell!!

I don't agree that people don't want sex with tall women at all. I've been told by lots of men that they love taller women and some men have a fetish for it. I've never been short of offers of sex from men in this lifestyle and I'm about 6ft2 in heels.

"

The general consensus from men is they prefer shorter women. You see it everywhere.

The amount of times I've been told they like me despite this or they'll make an exception, fyi that isn't a compliment.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
30 weeks ago

Wherever

Just the face.

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

I would love not to over think things but if I couldn’t have that I would love not to be in pain every single day due to my fibromyalgia

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Slimmertaller.

It’s a word. I just used it so it must be

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
30 weeks ago

Reading

My weight permanently.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
30 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

My size, I'd love to be the size I was again 7 years ago

Tonder

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By *hat.coupleCouple
30 weeks ago

Dartford


"Taller legs, I always wanted to be taller.

But you are quite tall! Or did you just have heels on when we met?

No one wants sex with you when you're tall.

The only thing I find tricky with tall girls is holding hands. Feels all mismatched and awkward walking down the street.

That’s staggeringly unlikely to be a problem with you, so count me in for the sex.

Yup I had massive heels on it was a Christmas party after all!

I'm only 5ft 4in. "

We both love short women x I'd love to see my beast of a husband tossing a tiny woman around the bedroom. (Ooh I've come over all peculiar now

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
30 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Yup I had massive heels on it was a Christmas party after all! I'm only 5ft 4in. "

This explains why you kept telling me I was quite tall. I was confused at the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

I'd say I wish I was more confident. Some people are so effortlessly confident and here's my overthinking ass feeling like people will think I'm a knob

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
30 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

If I could change one thing about myself I’d remove my hayfever. Because sore eyes and sneezes are not sexy. At all.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
30 weeks ago

Essex

Nothing really.

Sometimes I’d like my brain to be a little less chaotic. But generally it works in my favour.

I don’t love my face, but others do & I don’t have to look at it.

I’d quite like my bones to not break quite so easily….

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
30 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"I'd say I wish I was more confident. Some people are so effortlessly confident and here's my overthinking ass feeling like people will think I'm a knob"

You’re definitely not a knob, Joe. I can tell you that much.

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By *avexxMan
30 weeks ago

cheshire

a little taller would have been nice,, oh and want my black hair back

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago


"I'd say I wish I was more confident. Some people are so effortlessly confident and here's my overthinking ass feeling like people will think I'm a knob

You’re definitely not a knob, Joe. I can tell you that much."

Yeah, because my lack of confidence doesn't allow me to be but thank you, I appreciate that

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By *hat.coupleCouple
30 weeks ago

Dartford


"I'd say I wish I was more confident. Some people are so effortlessly confident and here's my overthinking ass feeling like people will think I'm a knob"

It's quite interesting how many men have self esteem and confidence issues. Some modern women claim to be alpha women which completely destroys a man's ability to be masculine and assertive as they should be. I'm happiest when my husband takes control and wears the trousers, makes me feel all small and feminine. (Goes weak at the knees)

Over thinking is a terrible disease, cognitive behavioural therapy really helped me get it under control.

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By *issBellaWoman
30 weeks ago

Wales


"I'd say I wish I was more confident. Some people are so effortlessly confident and here's my overthinking ass feeling like people will think I'm a knob"

*Scratches head looking confused*

You must be the king of all over thinkers, because that couldn't be further from the truth

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
30 weeks ago

Leamington Spa


"What would it be?

Anything looks, personality...

For me I guess it would be my negativity,so I've said many times on here before regards my personal self loathing and how much I hate just about everything about me.

But I think all of this stems from my negativity and how I percive myself and the rest of the world.

So negativity would be binned off.

Mr.

What about you?

"

Probably loose skin after drastic weight loss and also my anxiety levels... I worry about everything... Carla

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

I’d have even bigger tits.

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By *ools and the brain OP   Couple
30 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"What would it be?

Anything looks, personality...

For me I guess it would be my negativity,so I've said many times on here before regards my personal self loathing and how much I hate just about everything about me.

But I think all of this stems from my negativity and how I percive myself and the rest of the world.

So negativity would be binned off.

Mr.

What about you?

"

Or is it my chronic overthinking that causes my negativity

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By *hat.coupleCouple
30 weeks ago

Dartford


"What would it be?

Anything looks, personality...

For me I guess it would be my negativity,so I've said many times on here before regards my personal self loathing and how much I hate just about everything about me.

But I think all of this stems from my negativity and how I percive myself and the rest of the world.

So negativity would be binned off.

Mr.

What about you?

Or is it my chronic overthinking that causes my negativity "

Tey not to overthink your overthinking! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Putting other people first and not taking care of myself. Before I know it I'm burnt out and useless to everyone.

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By *issBellaWoman
30 weeks ago

Wales

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By *issBellaWoman
30 weeks ago

Wales


"What would it be?

Anything looks, personality...

For me I guess it would be my negativity,so I've said many times on here before regards my personal self loathing and how much I hate just about everything about me.

But I think all of this stems from my negativity and how I percive myself and the rest of the world.

So negativity would be binned off.

Mr.

What about you?

"

Sending hugs Sometimes, or rather, most of the time we're our own worst enemies

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
30 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"I’d have even bigger tits. "

You’re ace, you are.

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By *issBellaWoman
30 weeks ago

Wales

One thing? I could say my whole body but then I'd eat cake and be back at square one

Instead, I wish I didn't wear my heart on my sleeve. No matter how many barriers I try to put up, the bloody thing gets me in shit situations all the damn time

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By *uxom redCouple
30 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

My looks I'd like to be taller ,slim and pretty

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

I’d want to be more self confident and actually see what other people see in me

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
30 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Just the one thing is difficult.

Probably boobs. Go with that

MrsAbz

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
30 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Just the one thing is difficult. Probably boobs. Go with that. MrsAbz"

I like your boobs, beaver! (How would you change them? Bigger/smaller/perter/gravity-defying?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
30 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

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^Here’s the missing bracket from my last post.

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
30 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Just the one thing is difficult. Probably boobs. Go with that. MrsAbz

I like your boobs, beaver! (How would you change them? Bigger/smaller/perter/gravity-defying?"

Thanks RTG

I will have them made bigger. Not worried about them being perkier, just bigger

Beaver

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By *nitterWoman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Taller legs, I always wanted to be taller. "

You're taller than me

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By *issBellaWoman
30 weeks ago

Wales


"Just the one thing is difficult.

Probably boobs. Go with that

MrsAbz"

I know it won't make you change your mind, but the record I'm a fan

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
30 weeks ago

Essex


"Just the one thing is difficult.

Probably boobs. Go with that

MrsAbz

I know it won't make you change your mind, but the record I'm a fan "

Same here!!!

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By *ookie46Woman
30 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"I'd say I wish I was more confident. Some people are so effortlessly confident and here's my overthinking ass feeling like people will think I'm a knob"

Nah you’re absolutely ace

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
30 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Just the one thing is difficult.

Probably boobs. Go with that

MrsAbz

I know it won't make you change your mind, but the record I'm a fan

Same here!!!"

Thanks

You guys make me blush

MrsAbz

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By *ookie46Woman
30 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"One thing? I could say my whole body but then I'd eat cake and be back at square one

Instead, I wish I didn't wear my heart on my sleeve. No matter how many barriers I try to put up, the bloody thing gets me in shit situations all the damn time "

Meet your twin

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
30 weeks ago

your head

My boobs

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By *issBellaWoman
30 weeks ago

Wales


"One thing? I could say my whole body but then I'd eat cake and be back at square one

Instead, I wish I didn't wear my heart on my sleeve. No matter how many barriers I try to put up, the bloody thing gets me in shit situations all the damn time

Meet your twin "

The more attractive twin clearly

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By *eroLondonMan
30 weeks ago

Mayfair


"My boobs "

Photographic evidence please, in Kodakramatic colour. Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

My modesty.

I'd get rid.

-I'm the best at being modest.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
30 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"My boobs"

This keeps on coming up. And again, you have great boobs. What’s with all this boob dissatisfaction? Is it a bit like faces - they’re right there all the time and you end up hyper-critical of them?

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago


"My boobs

This keeps on coming up. And again, you have great boobs. What’s with all this boob dissatisfaction? Is it a bit like faces - they’re right there all the time and you end up hyper-critical of them?"

I’m not entirely dissatisfied with the pair I’ve grown. I’d just fancy bigger ones if I was to change one thing about myself. Id imagine they’d be perkier, bigger, and more fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

I’d lose the imposter syndrome; that or lose the nostril hair……I’ve hit a certain age where my body has decided to put a lot of energy into nostril hair………

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By *illy IdolMan
30 weeks ago

Midlands

Looks, I would probably change my hair.

Personality, I would like to be more outgoing.

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By *eroLondonMan
30 weeks ago

Mayfair


"My boobs

This keeps on coming up. And again, you have great boobs. What’s with all this boob dissatisfaction? Is it a bit like faces - they’re right there all the time and you end up hyper-critical of them?

·

I’m not entirely dissatisfied with the pair I’ve grown. I’d just fancy bigger ones if I was to change one thing about myself. Id imagine they’d be perkier, bigger, and more fun. "

Would they sway seductively like pendulums against the sands of time?

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago


"My boobs

This keeps on coming up. And again, you have great boobs. What’s with all this boob dissatisfaction? Is it a bit like faces - they’re right there all the time and you end up hyper-critical of them?

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I’m not entirely dissatisfied with the pair I’ve grown. I’d just fancy bigger ones if I was to change one thing about myself. Id imagine they’d be perkier, bigger, and more fun.

Would they sway seductively like pendulums against the sands of time?"

Maybe.

I’d go topless at every opportune moment though.

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By *issBellaWoman
30 weeks ago

Wales


"

This keeps on coming up. And again, you have great boobs. What’s with all this boob dissatisfaction? "

This

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
30 weeks ago

Manchester


"Looks

Specifically I'd be shorter, have straight hair, and be slimmer.

"

Shorter!?

No way!

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
30 weeks ago

Southampton

If I could change one thing it would be to get rid of my bone idleness.... procrastination is my worst enemy

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By *dam1971Man
30 weeks ago

Bedford


"My boobs

This keeps on coming up. And again, you have great boobs. What’s with all this boob dissatisfaction? Is it a bit like faces - they’re right there all the time and you end up hyper-critical of them?

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I’m not entirely dissatisfied with the pair I’ve grown. I’d just fancy bigger ones if I was to change one thing about myself. Id imagine they’d be perkier, bigger, and more fun.

Would they sway seductively like pendulums against the sands of time?

Maybe.

I’d go topless at every opportune moment though. "

As long as you keep doing what you do and send me a picture of them three times a day, I’m good with whatever you choose

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By *azzler2Man
30 weeks ago

halifax

Like to be taller and penis larger

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By *urry BlokeMan
30 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Height I guess

Longer legs required

I'm not hung up on being a shortarse (I actually quite like it overall)

I would, however, like to be tall enough to carry my podge better

I'm not bothered by being chubby either, I think weight just carries better on taller men

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By *ony MannMan
30 weeks ago

Las Gaviotos, Fuerteventura

I would like to get over my shyness

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago


"My boobs

This keeps on coming up. And again, you have great boobs. What’s with all this boob dissatisfaction? Is it a bit like faces - they’re right there all the time and you end up hyper-critical of them?

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I’m not entirely dissatisfied with the pair I’ve grown. I’d just fancy bigger ones if I was to change one thing about myself. Id imagine they’d be perkier, bigger, and more fun.

Would they sway seductively like pendulums against the sands of time?

Maybe.

I’d go topless at every opportune moment though.

As long as you keep doing what you do and send me a picture of them three times a day, I’m good with whatever you choose "

Thrice a day? Who has time for that? I’d be living life. Larger.

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By *ikeSM23Man
30 weeks ago

Manchester

Cure my crap genetics

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By *dam1971Man
30 weeks ago

Bedford


"My boobs

This keeps on coming up. And again, you have great boobs. What’s with all this boob dissatisfaction? Is it a bit like faces - they’re right there all the time and you end up hyper-critical of them?

·

I’m not entirely dissatisfied with the pair I’ve grown. I’d just fancy bigger ones if I was to change one thing about myself. Id imagine they’d be perkier, bigger, and more fun.

Would they sway seductively like pendulums against the sands of time?

Maybe.

I’d go topless at every opportune moment though.

As long as you keep doing what you do and send me a picture of them three times a day, I’m good with whatever you choose

Thrice a day? Who has time for that? I’d be living life. Larger. "

I’d be prepared to negotiate down to twice a day, I’m not an unreasonable man

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By *andy CanesWoman
30 weeks ago

candy cane lane

My stomach is turning into a gunt so I would definitely like a tummy tuck or & loosing the wobbly bit under my face I’m doing face yoga but no change yet

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
30 weeks ago

your head


"My boobs

This keeps on coming up. And again, you have great boobs. What’s with all this boob dissatisfaction? Is it a bit like faces - they’re right there all the time and you end up hyper-critical of them?"

Aww thanks RTG I've never liked mine. I do put pics up now with them but never used to. I'd prefer them to be a bit bigger, a bit more top heavy and more perky. I basically need a boob job

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By *emonbuttercreamWoman
30 weeks ago

Birmingham

My skin. Well, that's what I would pick right now. I just want clear skin. 20 years of acne and maybe a few good days a month is starting to really get me down realising this is a life long problem.

I hope you manage to have more of a positive outlook as time goes on. I used to be the same, well, self-loathing. But I'm much kinder to myself these days and I feel much better for it.

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By *obilebottomMan
30 weeks ago

All over

Just yo learn that sometimes you have to tell it as it is rather than being nice all the time. It does not come natutally and my patience has really been tested today. I don't mean to be nasty but to just tell some home truths. I am working on it

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By *otts-manMan
30 weeks ago

Long Eaton


"Just yo learn that sometimes you have to tell it as it is rather than being nice all the time. It does not come natutally and my patience has really been tested today. I don't mean to be nasty but to just tell some home truths. I am working on it "

This is more it less what I was about to write!

I sometimes think I'm "too nice" and just say yes to people to keep the peace etc

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By *obilebottomMan
30 weeks ago

All over


"Just yo learn that sometimes you have to tell it as it is rather than being nice all the time. It does not come natutally and my patience has really been tested today. I don't mean to be nasty but to just tell some home truths. I am working on it

This is more it less what I was about to write!

I sometimes think I'm "too nice" and just say yes to people to keep the peace etc"

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

My past mistakes and my emotions that caused me to ruin chances of happiness as I continued to believe in people I shouldn’t have

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
30 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"Taller legs, I always wanted to be taller.

No one wants sex with you when you're tall. "

Really height doesn’t matter when you’re lay down or bent over!!

Is it because you tower over the guy and they feel insecure?

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
30 weeks ago

Manchester

I’d probably be just a couple inches shorter. Just to make life slightly easier.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
30 weeks ago

North West

The bits that make me disabled. So quite a lot of me actually. I'd just erase myself and try again from scratch.

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
30 weeks ago

Maidstone

I'm losing 5 stone but without losing the boobs and bum please.

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By *otsossieMan
30 weeks ago

Chesterfield

A metabolism boost.

I’d like to lose some weight and gain some energy.

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
30 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

I am not perfect by any means but I have learned to be comfortable in my own skin but one thing i would change is to be less injury prone.

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By *ularliWoman
30 weeks ago

Worcester

Just the 1?

I can’t decide between my face or breasts

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By *ilkey69Man
30 weeks ago

Barnsley


"Looks

Specifically I'd be shorter, have straight hair, and be slimmer.

"

You look perfect

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By *ymbunnyfitCouple
30 weeks ago

East Yorkshire

Physically so many things I'd change but I'd like to be more relaxed when it comes to letting guys join us . Think it's because I don't think I'm as hot and sexy as hubby tells me . So find it hard to relax at 1st around guys joining us xx

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By *riving_Home_For_MimiWoman
30 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Physical health, chronic illness is no fun.

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By *obilebottomMan
30 weeks ago

All over


"I’d probably be just a couple inches shorter. Just to make life slightly easier.

"

We assume you are talking height. Noone likes a bragger

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By *eacock1221Couple
30 weeks ago

Bedfordshire

Mum tum

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
30 weeks ago

Manchester


"I’d probably be just a couple inches shorter. Just to make life slightly easier.

We assume you are talking height. Noone likes a bragger "

Being the height of a doorframe is not convenient

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

I quite like my face but not enough others seem to agree. So I’d fuck that right off.

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By *ust JuicyWoman
30 weeks ago

east london

Either be a lot thinner or a lot less embarrassed by my size

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By *oding1Man
30 weeks ago

marlow

My age

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
30 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

Well it gets increasingly difficult to shift the 50 year old belly so probably that

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Physically .. id like longer legs

Personality.. im far too trusting in people

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By *earmegrowlMan
30 weeks ago

wolves


"Mum tum

"

Your mum tum is hot

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By *earmegrowlMan
30 weeks ago

wolves

I'd like to take parts of my brain away

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
30 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Lots of things but if u had to choose one it would be my height. I'm 5ft1 and would like to be about 5ft 5

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By *agnar73Man
30 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Maybe I’m at that stage I don’t worry about the physical things. I can only be what I am and I can work a bit in my weight and squiggly bits

I’d like more confidence in talking to people at things, maybe it was easier when younger and drinking at pubs/clubs in the day with that ‘fuckit just talk to them’

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By *ukold4uTV/TS
30 weeks ago

falkirk

Bigger cock

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By *lfa RomeoMan
30 weeks ago

southeast , Herts, Beds

Taller, slimmer, bigger cock and more handsome, maybe I'd actually get a date then

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By *elshman221Man
30 weeks ago

pontypridd

Must of read my mind exactly what I was going to say about myself

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By *hermalprobeMan
30 weeks ago

South Lincs

My lack of self confidence and belief in myself

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
30 weeks ago

Leeds

Could do with a new back, but apart from that I’m good.

The mr

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By *usty kayWoman
30 weeks ago

Burnham

Motivation

I want to lose weight but don't help myself. I have home improvements to finish but can't find the time. Same with going to the gym, meeting friends, finding meets etc.

I have the power to fix all of this but my motivation is severely lacking. I get home from work and after sorting the kids out have absolutely nothing left for myself.

I don't want anything in my life to magically change but I wish I could change my ability to do it for myself.

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By *tleystagMan
30 weeks ago

ilkley


"Could do with a new back, but apart from that I’m good.

The mr "

If yours is holding you back with your Mrs, just drop me a line and I will pop over to help!

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Personality, More confidence short of being cocky..

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
30 weeks ago

chichester

A big firm round ass / hips

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
30 weeks ago

Southampton


"Motivation

I want to lose weight but don't help myself. I have home improvements to finish but can't find the time. Same with going to the gym, meeting friends, finding meets etc.

I have the power to fix all of this but my motivation is severely lacking. I get home from work and after sorting the kids out have absolutely nothing left for myself.

I don't want anything in my life to magically change but I wish I could change my ability to do it for myself."

This , so much

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By * and M lookingCouple
30 weeks ago

Worcester

My level of patience.

Mr.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
30 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Fuck all, im L'Oréal

Mr

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By *ie n MashCouple
30 weeks ago

Back in Malice


"My level of patience.

Mr."

Spooky! I just came on to say exactly this about myself.

Why couldn’t you have waited!!!!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
30 weeks ago

Leeds


"Could do with a new back, but apart from that I’m good.

The mr

If yours is holding you back with your Mrs, just drop me a line and I will pop over to help!"

No I’m good mate, the more you message and the more you comment, the more you make my skin crawl.

The mr

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
30 weeks ago

St Leonards

I'd like a little less charisma.

I think I'm about right on the modesty and delusion fronts xx

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By * and M lookingCouple
30 weeks ago

Worcester


"My level of patience.

Mr.

Spooky! I just came on to say exactly this about myself.

Why couldn’t you have waited!!!!"

Because, I just didn't have the patience.

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By *tleystagMan
30 weeks ago

ilkley


"Could do with a new back, but apart from that I’m good.

The mr

If yours is holding you back with your Mrs, just drop me a line and I will pop over to help!

No I’m good mate, the more you message and the more you comment, the more you make my skin crawl.

The mr "

And there was me thinking we were allowed free speech

Sorry, I won't bother you any more.

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
30 weeks ago

Stourbridge

Only 1.

No point I need a total makeover!

At least I’m honest!

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
30 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"Could do with a new back, but apart from that I’m good.

The mr

If yours is holding you back with your Mrs, just drop me a line and I will pop over to help!

No I’m good mate, the more you message and the more you comment, the more you make my skin crawl.

The mr

And there was me thinking we were allowed free speech

Sorry, I won't bother you any more."

A budding bromance on the cards here

Mr

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By *aitonelMan
30 weeks ago

Travelling

Face

Easy. Next question.

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By *illy IdolMan
30 weeks ago

Midlands


"Face

Easy. Next question. "

Whose face would you have?

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By *aitonelMan
30 weeks ago

Travelling


"Face

Easy. Next question.

Whose face would you have?"

I'd have many different faces, change them Game of Thrones style. Or like Mombi in Return to Oz.

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

To be pain free, even for just one day

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By *illy IdolMan
30 weeks ago

Midlands


"Face

Easy. Next question.

Whose face would you have?

I'd have many different faces, change them Game of Thrones style. Or like Mombi in Return to Oz. "

Something for everyone, I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago


"A face that when I send photos on fab I don’t get a nope but thanks. "

Surely not

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Mine would be confidence and sense of self worth, then hopefully everything else would fall into place

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By *educing_EmCouple
30 weeks ago

Tipperary

Belly

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
30 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

I'd like a narrower waist in relation to my hips. Shallow as fuck but there you go.

J

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Make me into a fully genetic woman, please, O Genie!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
30 weeks ago

Leeds


"Could do with a new back, but apart from that I’m good.

The mr

If yours is holding you back with your Mrs, just drop me a line and I will pop over to help!

No I’m good mate, the more you message and the more you comment, the more you make my skin crawl.

The mr

And there was me thinking we were allowed free speech

Sorry, I won't bother you any more."

Say what you want youth, but for a man desperate to fuck my wife, you’re going the wrong way about it.

The mr

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By *ean counterMan
30 weeks ago

Kettering

Yes, I wish I was 50% younger !!

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By *itty9899Man
30 weeks ago

Craggy Island

Hairline.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
30 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I’d like to have the ability to sleep more than 6 hours at a time.

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By * and M lookingCouple
30 weeks ago

Worcester


"I’d like to have the ability to sleep more than 6 hours at a time."

6, lucky you.

I'm ecstatic if I manage 4 in one go.

Mr.

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
30 weeks ago

Leeds

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By *hrimper36Couple
30 weeks ago

Central France dept 36

I’d lose my Autism and replace it with being boring.

T

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By *eordieJeansCouple
30 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"I’d like to have the ability to sleep more than 6 hours at a time.

6, lucky you.

I'm ecstatic if I manage 4 in one go.

Mr."

6 is my max. Although it’s never usually below 4-5 hours.

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By *laytonAMan
30 weeks ago

newport

My weight if I exercise a lot i can stay trim, but I stop or have a binge I pile on the pounds. Especially as I've gotten older. Maybe it's exercise/ age or maybe it's dad tax stealing sweets from my kids.

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