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"My penis is up for sale, it's been overused and needs regular maintenance but still got lots of life left I'm sure. Offers over £1 only please " £1.25 ... | |||
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"My penis is up for sale, it's been overused and needs regular maintenance but still got lots of life left I'm sure. Offers over £1 only please " Ebay don't allow the sale of pets... | |||
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"My penis is up for sale, it's been overused and needs regular maintenance but still got lots of life left I'm sure. Offers over £1 only please £1.25 ... " First time penis bidding? | |||
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"My penis is up for sale, it's been overused and needs regular maintenance but still got lots of life left I'm sure. Offers over £1 only please £1.25 ... First time penis bidding? " I thought it was generous adding 25%  | |||
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"My penis is up for sale, it's been overused and needs regular maintenance but still got lots of life left I'm sure. Offers over £1 only please Ebay don't allow the sale of pets..." No they do not  | |||
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"My penis is up for sale, it's been overused and needs regular maintenance but still got lots of life left I'm sure. Offers over £1 only please £1.25 ... First time penis bidding? I thought it was generous adding 25% "You were, that's why I asked | |||
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"Will the proceeds of your pénìs be put towards a designer-vagina, PD?" I was thinking about some Freddos as they're back down to 10p and I could make a tidy profit in the future | |||
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"My penis is up for sale, it's been overused and needs regular maintenance but still got lots of life left I'm sure. Offers over £1 only please £1.25 ... First time penis bidding? I thought it was generous adding 25%
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"Vinted is good for old and used bits" I don't want to distract the ladies from clothes shopping | |||
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"My penis is up for sale, it's been overused and needs regular maintenance but still got lots of life left I'm sure. Offers over £1 only please £1.25 ... First time penis bidding? I thought it was generous adding 25%
You were, that's why I asked
silly me "Stay away from auctions | |||
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"My penis is up for sale, it's been overused and needs regular maintenance but still got lots of life left I'm sure. Offers over £1 only please £1.25 ... First time penis bidding? I thought it was generous adding 25%
You were, that's why I asked
silly me
Stay away from auctions "Particularly penis auctions lol | |||
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"99p and half a banana??" You valuing your half of a banana at how much? | |||
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"99p and half a banana?? You valuing your half of a banana at how much? " You're too late PD, I've ate the other half now, have to be quicker than that! | |||
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"A £1 for every inch?" I hope he doesn't get change with a fiver. | |||
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"A £1 for every inch?" That's in the small print but I'm not telling people | |||
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"99p and half a banana?? You valuing your half of a banana at how much? You're too late PD, I've ate the other half now, have to be quicker than that! "I often get told I take too long | |||
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"A £1 for every inch? I hope he doesn't get change with a fiver." There would definitely be no change but it's not about the size | |||
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"What percentage will the auction house take......" I'm the auction house, so all of it | |||
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"Have you tried Marketplace?" or poundland | |||
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"Have you tried Marketplace?or poundland "My penis has feelings you know | |||
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"What percentage will the auction house take...... I'm the auction house, so all of it " I hope there is a reserve price | |||
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"What percentage will the auction house take...... I'm the auction house, so all of it
I hope there is a reserve price "That's a secret | |||
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"Have you tried Marketplace?or poundland
My penis has feelings you know "Can I feel your penis ??   | |||
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"Have you tried Marketplace?or poundland
My penis has feelings you know "Well, obviously it doesn't else you wouldn't be on here trying to sell it! Does your penis know you are on here trying to sell it btw? And what are you going to replace it with? I'd have offered my banana if I had seen this thread sooner, but that is long gone now. | |||
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"Have you tried Marketplace?or poundland
My penis has feelings you know "and those feelings will be looked after by those on a budget | |||
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"Have you tried Marketplace?or poundland "Genius reply  | |||
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"The seller is Piscean Dream, hopefully it's not a fishy dick "Or covered in scales | |||
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"Have you tried Marketplace?or poundland
My penis has feelings you know
Can I feel your penis ?? "No touching of auction items allowed | |||
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"Have you tried Marketplace?or poundland
My penis has feelings you know
Can I feel your penis ??
No touching of auction items allowed " | |||
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"£2.50 for me to keep in the bedside table for the odd emergency when she fancies some DVP." It comes with a glass display case and a colour changing light | |||
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"Does it have the foreskin still? If not, I'm assuming you offer a pro-rata discount?" No foreskin and no discount as it looks much prettier without wrinkled hood, in fact the price is higher for that reason | |||
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"Does it have the foreskin still? If not, I'm assuming you offer a pro-rata discount? No foreskin and no discount as it looks much prettier without wrinkled hood, in fact the price is higher for that reason " Is that what they call inflation ?? | |||
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"£2.50 for me to keep in the bedside table for the odd emergency when she fancies some DVP. It comes with a glass display case and a colour changing light " Can I share it with the neighbours? | |||
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"Have you tried Marketplace?or poundland
My penis has feelings you know
Well, obviously it doesn't else you wouldn't be on here trying to sell it! Does your penis know you are on here trying to sell it btw? And what are you going to replace it with? I'd have offered my banana if I had seen this thread sooner, but that is long gone now."I don't want him to see this, I'll let him know when we part
No idea about replacement yet
Other bananas are available I believe but not yours | |||
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"£2.50 for me to keep in the bedside table for the odd emergency when she fancies some DVP. It comes with a glass display case and a colour changing light Can I share it with the neighbours?" That's your choice | |||
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"Does it have the foreskin still? If not, I'm assuming you offer a pro-rata discount? No foreskin and no discount as it looks much prettier without wrinkled hood, in fact the price is higher for that reason Is that what they call inflation ?? "Yes it is | |||
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"Does it have the foreskin still? If not, I'm assuming you offer a pro-rata discount? No foreskin and no discount as it looks much prettier without wrinkled hood, in fact the price is higher for that reason Is that what they call inflation ??
Yes it is " | |||
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" I have seen homes under the hammer that always say read the legal pack and view it first, is it that same for cocks? " It advisable but not necessary | |||
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"Have you tried Marketplace?or poundland
My penis has feelings you know and those feelings will be looked after by those on a budget " | |||
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"£2.50 for me to keep in the bedside table for the odd emergency when she fancies some DVP. It comes with a glass display case and a colour changing light Can I share it with the neighbours? That's your choice " I can screw it to the outside wall just like a defibrillator in case of emergencies in the community.  | |||
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"How big is the penis? " Depends on the measurer | |||
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"Does it spunk heavy?" Yes it does | |||
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"Does it have a pretty eye? " Very pretty | |||
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"£2.50 for me to keep in the bedside table for the odd emergency when she fancies some DVP. It comes with a glass display case and a colour changing light Can I share it with the neighbours? That's your choice I can screw it to the outside wall just like a defibrillator in case of emergencies in the community. "Care in the community | |||
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"Does it have the foreskin still? If not, I'm assuming you offer a pro-rata discount? No foreskin and no discount as it looks much prettier without wrinkled hood, in fact the price is higher for that reason Is that what they call inflation ??
Yes it is
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"Class it as spares or repair. Cut it up into chucks, sell it to the highest bidding chefs as a delicasy, increase your profit. Winner winner, penis dinner" Cut it up | |||
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"Class it as spares or repair. Cut it up into chucks, sell it to the highest bidding chefs as a delicasy, increase your profit. Winner winner, penis dinner Cut it up "Could grate it | |||
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"Is it collect in person only or do you offer a delivery service?" Collect in person but delivery may be available | |||
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"If I don't like it or it doesn't fit, can I get a full refund? " All sales are final | |||
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"Class it as spares or repair. Cut it up into chucks, sell it to the highest bidding chefs as a delicasy, increase your profit. Winner winner, penis dinner Cut it up
Could grate it " | |||
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"Class it as spares or repair. Cut it up into chucks, sell it to the highest bidding chefs as a delicasy, increase your profit. Winner winner, penis dinner Cut it up
Could grate it
"I'm teasing of course I'm not that much of a sadist... wouldn't want to have to clean up the blood | |||
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"My best offer is £1 a bottle of pepsi max cherry and half a box of after eights " Only poundage accepted I'm afraid | |||
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"Before I bid, does the thighs come with it? "It's penis only, sorry | |||
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"Before I bid, does the thighs come with it?
It's penis only, sorry "Ah I only like my penis with thighs.  | |||
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"Before I bid, does the thighs come with it?
It's penis only, sorry
Ah I only like my penis with thighs. "You can still bounce on it | |||
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"You will most likely have to pay for that to be humanely disposed of." It will be perfectly usable, taxidermy it | |||
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"I offer £1.75 I'm going to refurbish it and rent it out for a week at a time for 50p on cock b'n'b" That sounds like good forward planning to me | |||
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"Before I bid, does the thighs come with it?
It's penis only, sorry
Ah I only like my penis with thighs.
You can still bounce on it "It's not the same! | |||
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"OP is the best offer now £1.75 from Rickshawed? Not sure this auction is going too well. When is the hammer coming down (and will that cause some damage to the merchandice?)" All the big bidders are waiting till the end I reckon. No damage will come to the goods and everything will be well wrapped | |||
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"Before I bid, does the thighs come with it?
It's penis only, sorry
Ah I only like my penis with thighs.
You can still bounce on it
It's not the same! "You can attach it to a sex machine | |||
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"Before I bid, does the thighs come with it?
It's penis only, sorry
Ah I only like my penis with thighs.
You can still bounce on it
It's not the same!
You can attach it to a sex machine "Again not the same. | |||
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"OP is the best offer now £1.75 from Rickshawed? Not sure this auction is going too well. When is the hammer coming down (and will that cause some damage to the merchandice?) All the big bidders are waiting till the end I reckon. No damage will come to the goods and everything will be well wrapped " Ah so is this the case of waiting like on facebook to the last minute (in this case when it gets to around 171 comments) and putting in a final bid. Or is it more like that American programme 'Auction Hunters' where one bids without really seeing the goods and tries to outbid one of the women who desperately want the product? I reckon Mistress K will come in with a bid of £1.76 soon  | |||
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"Before I bid, does the thighs come with it?
It's penis only, sorry
Ah I only like my penis with thighs.
You can still bounce on it
It's not the same!
You can attach it to a sex machine
Again not the same. "No it's definitely not the same | |||
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"OP is the best offer now £1.75 from Rickshawed? Not sure this auction is going too well. When is the hammer coming down (and will that cause some damage to the merchandice?) All the big bidders are waiting till the end I reckon. No damage will come to the goods and everything will be well wrapped Ah so is this the case of waiting like on facebook to the last minute (in this case when it gets to around 171 comments) and putting in a final bid. Or is it more like that American programme 'Auction Hunters' where one bids without really seeing the goods and tries to outbid one of the women who desperately want the product? I reckon Mistress K will come in with a bid of £1.76 soon "It's more a open auction that ends whenever the auction house decides to close bidding
I reckon she might hit the £2 mark but I'm optimistic | |||
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"OP is the best offer now £1.75 from Rickshawed? Not sure this auction is going too well. When is the hammer coming down (and will that cause some damage to the merchandice?) All the big bidders are waiting till the end I reckon. No damage will come to the goods and everything will be well wrapped Ah so is this the case of waiting like on facebook to the last minute (in this case when it gets to around 171 comments) and putting in a final bid. Or is it more like that American programme 'Auction Hunters' where one bids without really seeing the goods and tries to outbid one of the women who desperately want the product? I reckon Mistress K will come in with a bid of £1.76 soon "£1.80 I'm feeling generous | |||
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"£2, at least it'll take some of the competition out " you're keen | |||
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"£2, at least it'll take some of the competition out
you're keen "Probably keep it in formaldehyde - don't want it coming back to life now | |||
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"£2, at least it'll take some of the competition out
you're keen
Probably keep it in formaldehyde - don't want it coming back to life now "Could you treat it like Damien Hurst's 'Mother and Child' and get it displayed in the Tate? | |||
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"£2, at least it'll take some of the competition out
you're keen
Probably keep it in formaldehyde - don't want it coming back to life now
Could you treat it like Damien Hurst's 'Mother and Child' and get it displayed in the Tate?"Hadn't thought of that, gotta be worth a million from the Tate | |||
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"£2, at least it'll take some of the competition out "A proper bidder | |||
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"Full service history?" It's had lots of stamps | |||
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"£2, at least it'll take some of the competition out
A proper bidder "£2.05 | |||
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"Full service history? It's had lots of stamps " I didn't think you were THAT kinky | |||
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"Full service history? It's had lots of stamps I didn't think you were THAT kinky "They weren't asked for | |||
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"I'll offer a hefty 5er, I need something ASAP to hang my bracelets "It's perfect for that I reckon | |||
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"£2.17 plus a bounce on my trampoline " Offers over £5 now | |||
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"Has it not reached it's reserve price yet......" That's top secret | |||
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"Has it not reached it's reserve price yet...... That's top secret " £5.05 | |||
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"How will it be presented? Limp like a little hurt bird or will the corpus cavernosum be engorged and erect in all its glory?" It will come in all it's glory and with a bottle of lube to make it all glisten | |||
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"I’ll buy your Ballbag for £10" . Don't need my balls but I think they're worth 10 each and extra for the bag | |||
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"Has it not reached it's reserve price yet......" One Guinea? | |||
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"Has it not reached it's reserve price yet...... One Guinea?" You've already been outbid | |||
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"A monkey " £500 | |||
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"I’ll buy your Ballbag for £10. Don't need my balls but I think they're worth 10 each and extra for the bag " That’s actually a bargain. Sold! | |||
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"I’ll buy your Ballbag for £10. Don't need my balls but I think they're worth 10 each and extra for the bag That’s actually a bargain. Sold!" They will make lovely earrings! | |||
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"I’ll buy your Ballbag for £10. Don't need my balls but I think they're worth 10 each and extra for the bag That’s actually a bargain. Sold! They will make lovely earrings!" I can’t get that out of my head now. Two testicles hitting the sides of my face | |||
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"I’ll buy your Ballbag for £10. Don't need my balls but I think they're worth 10 each and extra for the bag That’s actually a bargain. Sold! They will make lovely earrings! I can’t get that out of my head now. Two testicles hitting the sides of my face "Boing, boing, boing. Lol | |||
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"I’ll buy your Ballbag for £10. Don't need my balls but I think they're worth 10 each and extra for the bag That’s actually a bargain. Sold!" Would you like them together or in different display cases? | |||
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"I’ll buy your Ballbag for £10. Don't need my balls but I think they're worth 10 each and extra for the bag That’s actually a bargain. Sold! They will make lovely earrings! I can’t get that out of my head now. Two testicles hitting the sides of my face " | |||
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"I’ll buy your Ballbag for £10. Don't need my balls but I think they're worth 10 each and extra for the bag That’s actually a bargain. Sold! They will make lovely earrings! I can’t get that out of my head now. Two testicles hitting the sides of my face "Flapping about in a strong breeze. Oh, you could put a little bell in each one, you'd never be able to sneak up on anyone mind! | |||
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"A monkey £500 " | |||
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"A £1 for every inch? I hope he doesn't get change with a fiver." Harsh. | |||
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