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Cape D'Agde French Scandal

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Reports that the Mayor of Agde, famous as the French swinging part of France has been caught with his fingers in the till. Unlike their sophisticated English Mayor counterparts who wear regal chains of office, a French mayor is more likely to wear a tricolour sash similar in design to a Miss World contest. The Mayor met a fortune teller who held a séance and put the Mayor in touch with his dead father. The Mayor allegedly lavished gifts and holidays on the fortune teller out of public funds. Reports say that the fortune teller would speak in a French accent like his father and she used ventriloquist skills too.

Have you experienced a séance and if so then who responded. Tom once tried. He asked if anyone was there? Knock once for yes and twice for No

Whats going on here guys. It's all over the news ....

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
30 weeks ago

St Leonards

I think her name was Clair Voyance Tom.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
30 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Fingers in the till is my favourite euphemism this week ......

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
30 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I’ll put my fingers in *your* till, Granny.

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
30 weeks ago

Southampton


"I’ll put my fingers in *your* till, Granny."

Mind it doesn't snap your fingers off

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
30 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"I’ll put my fingers in *your* till, Granny."

Do you want your Chain of Office yanking ?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
30 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Do you want your Chain of Office yanking ?"

It *is* hanging quite low, now you mention it.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
30 weeks ago

Chelmsford

This story is s actually true folks..

Let's not make fun here

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
30 weeks ago

chichester

pesky French are just filthy beasts as well

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