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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone got any good ones?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Nah, I gave up those years ago, enigmas and phenomena are now the "in thing" dude

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's hard to stay hip these days.

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Mr. Black, Mr. Gray, and Mr. White are fighting in a truel. They each get a gun and take turns shooting at each other until only one person is left. Mr. Black, who hits his shot 1/3 of the time, gets to shoot first. Mr. Gray, who hits his shot 2/3 of the time, gets to shoot next, assuming he is still alive. Mr. White, who hits his shot all the time, shoots next, assuming he is also alive. The cycle repeats. If you are Mr. Black, where should you shoot first for the highest chance of survival?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's a truel?

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Shit duel is what it's supposed to say

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well if Mr white always hits his shot then the logical thing would be to take him out first and hope Mr gray misses.

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

The answer lies in the chances and probability

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Shit duel is what it's supposed to say "

Think you were right first time, 3 peeps cannot possibly contest a duel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If black shoots gray. It's a 1/3 hell hit. If he misses he has a 2/3 chance gray will take him out, if he shoots at him and not white, if gray misses white then white will wipe out gray or black..he can't miss, so let's say white takes out gray, black has a 1/3 chance to hit white and survive.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If black pops at gray and hits, white will end him. This is some deep shit, brb getting a beer.

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa

It's far too late to think that hard !!!!!

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Apparently this is the answer

He should shoot at the ground.

If Mr. Black shoots the ground, it is Mr. Gray's turn. Mr. Gray would rather shoot at Mr. White than Mr. Black, because he is better. If Mr. Gray kills Mr. White, it is just Mr. Black and Mr. Gray left, giving Mr. Black a fair chance of winning. If Mr. Gray does not kill Mr. White, it is Mr. White's turn. He would rather shoot at Mr. Gray and will definitely kill him. Even though it is now Mr. Black against Mr. White, Mr. Black has a better chance of winning than before.

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

How about this one

Outside a room there are three light switches. One of switch is connected to a light bulb inside the room.

Each of the three switches can be either 'ON' or 'OFF'.

You are allowed to set each switch the way you want it and then enter the room(note: you can enter the room only once)

Your task is to then determine which switch controls the bulb ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right. So 1 in 3 of hitting gray, 1 in 2 chance gray will shoot at him, 2 in 3 that gray will kill him... Fuck me I wish I knew how to add probabilities together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

couldn't black have just run like fuck!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Id open the door, if there is one and flick the switches til I saw the light go on, then enter knowing which one it was.

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Id open the door, if there is one and flick the switches til I saw the light go on, then enter knowing which one it was."

Not sure if that's it but It could work lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In response, I have a bag of sand, its quite a big bag and its getting quite heavy, what can I put in the bag to lighten the burden?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Id open the door, if there is one and flick the switches til I saw the light go on, then enter knowing which one it was.

Not sure if that's it but It could work lol"

We shall call it 1 - 1 then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd switch on the middle one and enter the room. If it was still dark, i'd blame the bulb for conking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In response, I have a bag of sand, its quite a big bag and its getting quite heavy, what can I put in the bag to lighten the burden?"

A hole

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Id open the door, if there is one and flick the switches til I saw the light go on, then enter knowing which one it was.

Not sure if that's it but It could work lol

We shall call it 1 - 1 then!"

You admitting defeat like lol?? You want the answer???

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"You are allowed to set each switch the way you want it and then enter the room

Your task is to then determine which switch controls the bulb ??"

Is this rocket science or can we have dimmer switches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about this one

Outside a room there are three light switches. One of switch is connected to a light bulb inside the room.

Each of the three switches can be either 'ON' or 'OFF'.

You are allowed to set each switch the way you want it and then enter the room(note: you can enter the room only once)

Your task is to then determine which switch controls the bulb ??"

Flick the first switch on for about 10min, and then switch on the second switch and then enter the room. If the bulb is on. then the second switch is the answer.

If the bulb is off and on touching bulb its warm, then the 1st switch is the answer.

If the bulb is off and the bulb is normal, then the 3rd bulb is the answer.

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"You are allowed to set each switch the way you want it and then enter the room

Your task is to then determine which switch controls the bulb ??

Is this rocket science or can we have dimmer switches

Ha ha good try they are simple on or off switches

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In response, I have a bag of sand, its quite a big bag and its getting quite heavy, what can I put in the bag to lighten the burden?

A hole"

Spot on. And yes I admit defeat, answers please otherwise it'll torment me to the point I won't be able to sleep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about this one

Outside a room there are three light switches. One of switch is connected to a light bulb inside the room.

Each of the three switches can be either 'ON' or 'OFF'.

You are allowed to set each switch the way you want it and then enter the room(note: you can enter the room only once)

Your task is to then determine which switch controls the bulb ??

Flick the first switch on for about 10min, and then switch on the second switch and then enter the room. If the bulb is on. then the second switch is the answer.

If the bulb is off and on touching bulb its warm, then the 1st switch is the answer.

If the bulb is off and the bulb is normal, then the 3rd bulb is the answer.

Sexy and a genius!

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"How about this one

Outside a room there are three light switches. One of switch is connected to a light bulb inside the room.

Each of the three switches can be either 'ON' or 'OFF'.

You are allowed to set each switch the way you want it and then enter the room(note: you can enter the room only once)

Your task is to then determine which switch controls the bulb ??

Flick the first switch on for about 10min, and then switch on the second switch and then enter the room. If the bulb is on. then the second switch is the answer.

If the bulb is off and on touching bulb its warm, then the 1st switch is the answer.

If the bulb is off and the bulb is normal, then the 3rd bulb is the answer.

Oooh google???? Lol. Great answer your turn to post the riddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about this one

Outside a room there are three light switches. One of switch is connected to a light bulb inside the room.

Each of the three switches can be either 'ON' or 'OFF'.

You are allowed to set each switch the way you want it and then enter the room(note: you can enter the room only once)

Your task is to then determine which switch controls the bulb ??

Flick the first switch on for about 10min, and then switch on the second switch and then enter the room. If the bulb is on. then the second switch is the answer.

If the bulb is off and on touching bulb its warm, then the 1st switch is the answer.

If the bulb is off and the bulb is normal, then the 3rd bulb is the answer.

Sexy and a genius!"

Nah, it's easy if you know the answer!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What goes down a chimney up and up a chimney down?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about this one

Outside a room there are three light switches. One of switch is connected to a light bulb inside the room.

Each of the three switches can be either 'ON' or 'OFF'.

You are allowed to set each switch the way you want it and then enter the room(note: you can enter the room only once)

Your task is to then determine which switch controls the bulb ??

Flick the first switch on for about 10min, and then switch on the second switch and then enter the room. If the bulb is on. then the second switch is the answer.

If the bulb is off and on touching bulb its warm, then the 1st switch is the answer.

If the bulb is off and the bulb is normal, then the 3rd bulb is the answer.

Oooh google???? Lol. Great answer your turn to post the riddle "

Google???

Oh i forgot i'm a woman, i shouldn't be able to work riddles out???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about this one

Outside a room there are three light switches. One of switch is connected to a light bulb inside the room.

Each of the three switches can be either 'ON' or 'OFF'.

You are allowed to set each switch the way you want it and then enter the room(note: you can enter the room only once)

Your task is to then determine which switch controls the bulb ??

Flick the first switch on for about 10min, and then switch on the second switch and then enter the room. If the bulb is on. then the second switch is the answer.

If the bulb is off and on touching bulb its warm, then the 1st switch is the answer.

If the bulb is off and the bulb is normal, then the 3rd bulb is the answer.

Sexy and a genius!

Nah, it's easy if you know the answer!

Well would be strange if you knew the answer and it was hard

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"How about this one

Outside a room there are three light switches. One of switch is connected to a light bulb inside the room.

Each of the three switches can be either 'ON' or 'OFF'.

You are allowed to set each switch the way you want it and then enter the room(note: you can enter the room only once)

Your task is to then determine which switch controls the bulb ??

Flick the first switch on for about 10min, and then switch on the second switch and then enter the room. If the bulb is on. then the second switch is the answer.

If the bulb is off and on touching bulb its warm, then the 1st switch is the answer.

If the bulb is off and the bulb is normal, then the 3rd bulb is the answer.

Sexy and a genius!

Nah, it's easy if you know the answer!

Isn't everything????? Lol

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"What goes down a chimney up and up a chimney down?"

Umbrella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What goes down a chimney up and up a chimney down?"

An umberella. Thats easy lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What goes down a chimney up and up a chimney down?

Umbrella"

Darn. What goes on four legs, two legs then three?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What goes down a chimney up and up a chimney down?

An umberella. Thats easy lol

Which is why I started this post, mine are shit riddles lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What goes down a chimney up and up a chimney down?

Umbrella

Darn. What goes on four legs, two legs then three?"

man

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over a year ago

"What goes down a chimney up and up a chimney down?

Umbrella

Darn. What goes on four legs, two legs then three?"

Got me on this one!

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Google???

Oh i forgot i'm a woman, i shouldn't be able to work riddles out???

When I said you could post a riddle it wasn't supposed to be an impossible one to answer!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a word in the dictionary that is spelt incorrectly. What is it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What goes down a chimney up and up a chimney down?

Umbrella

Darn. What goes on four legs, two legs then three?

man"

Correct. For jangels peace of mind, when were born we crawl, then we learn to walk, when were old we need a walking stick.

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"There is a word in the dictionary that is spelt incorrectly. What is it?"

Incorrectly????? Just a guess

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There is a word in the dictionary that is spelt incorrectly. What is it?"

Is it.... Incorrectly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always one eh??

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over a year ago

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Always one eh??

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Flick the first switch on for about 10min, and then switch on the second switch and then enter the room. If the bulb is on. then the second switch is the answer.

If the bulb is off and on touching bulb its warm, then the 1st switch is the answer.

If the bulb is off and the bulb is normal, then the 3rd bulb is the answer.

That's gotta be right, never argue with a woman's logic and always leave the seat down

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

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Ok here is my last one before I head to bed. Hopefully this will fuck you all up a little lol. ( in a good way of course )

If the speed of light can be explaned in the E=MC2 theory. How is the speed of darkness explained/calculated???

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over a year ago

"Flick the first switch on for about 10min, and then switch on the second switch and then enter the room. If the bulb is on. then the second switch is the answer.

If the bulb is off and on touching bulb its warm, then the 1st switch is the answer.

If the bulb is off and the bulb is normal, then the 3rd bulb is the answer.

That's gotta be right, never argue with a woman's logic and always leave the seat down

When i lived with my ex, i got into the habit of leaving the seat up after every use... No whinging from the OH then..lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I would assume they travel at the same speed as light removes dark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok here is my last one before I head to bed. Hopefully this will fuck you all up a little lol. ( in a good way of course )

If the speed of light can be explaned in the E=MC2 theory. How is the speed of darkness explained/calculated???"

the exact same. Because light would still have to travel at e=mc2 to disappear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Flick the first switch on for about 10min, and then switch on the second switch and then enter the room. If the bulb is on. then the second switch is the answer.

If the bulb is off and on touching bulb its warm, then the 1st switch is the answer.

If the bulb is off and the bulb is normal, then the 3rd bulb is the answer.

That's gotta be right, never argue with a woman's logic and always leave the seat down

When i lived with my ex, i got into the habit of leaving the seat up after every use... No whinging from the OH then..lol

The old toilet seat riddle hey. Do you leave it up or down. The answer is just leave it how you found it.

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"Flick the first switch on for about 10min, and then switch on the second switch and then enter the room. If the bulb is on. then the second switch is the answer.

If the bulb is off and on touching bulb its warm, then the 1st switch is the answer.

If the bulb is off and the bulb is normal, then the 3rd bulb is the answer.

That's gotta be right, never argue with a woman's logic and always leave the seat down

When i lived with my ex, i got into the habit of leaving the seat up after every use... No whinging from the OH then..lol

The old toilet seat riddle hey. Do you leave it up or down. The answer is just leave it how you found it."

Just pish over the seat every time its left down. She will soon stop moaning about it being left up.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Ok here is my last one before I head to bed. Hopefully this will fuck you all up a little lol. ( in a good way of course )

If the speed of light can be explaned in the E=MC2 theory. How is the speed of darkness explained/calculated???"

Work it out with the lightbulb in riddle A turned off, Jangles should be able to help you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If there's 10 crows on my fence sitting within a foot of each other and I shoot at the middle one from 10 foot with a shotgun that scatters at half a foot every two foot it travels, how many crows would be left on the fence?

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"If there's 10 crows on my fence sitting within a foot of each other and I shoot at the middle one from 10 foot with a shotgun that scatters at half a foot every two foot it travels, how many crows would be left on the fence?"

none. Because your a shit shot and they all fly away with fright.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

none. Because your a shit shot and they all fly away with fright.

Bah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about this one

Outside a room there are three light switches. One of switch is connected to a light bulb inside the room.

Each of the three switches can be either 'ON' or 'OFF'.

You are allowed to set each switch the way you want it and then enter the room(note: you can enter the room only once)

Your task is to then determine which switch controls the bulb ??"

Turn the breaker off at the consumer unit and rhen unscrew the switchplate to expose the wiring. One of the switches will be a strapper cable to upstairs and another will be a strapper to another light somewhere else. Strapper cables have three wires and an earth whereas switch cables are standard twin and earth. The switch with the twin and earth will be the one you want so set it to be on then screw everything up again, flick the circuit breaker back on and enter the room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What 5 letter word is spelt with 4 silent letters?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No idea...

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"What 5 letter word is spelt with 4 silent letters?"

Queue

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