FabSwingers.com forum: How do I become more desirable?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

TIA xx

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Just be yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a sex change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wear t.

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Come armed to a social with a four pack of wispas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wear t."

Oh for God's sake.

Wear twee d.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Wear t.

Oh for God's sake.

Wear twee d."

No because it's so anticlimactic when you see someone wearing a nice little tw*ed get up only to discover it's elbow patchless.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Have a shave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"TIA xx"

Drive a Ferrari and have a £100,000 Rolex and hey presto you’re far more desirable!

You’re welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wear t.

Oh for God's sake.

Wear twee d.

No because it's so anticlimactic when you see someone wearing a nice little tw*ed get up only to discover it's elbow patchless."

Patches are for twatches.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Wear t.

Oh for God's sake.

Wear twee d.

No because it's so anticlimactic when you see someone wearing a nice little tw*ed get up only to discover it's elbow patchless.

Patches are for twatches."

And this attitude? It's why you're not drowning in clunge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come armed to a social with a four pack of wispas"

*Wispa Golds

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Come here and I'll show you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaffa cakes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wear t.

Oh for God's sake.

Wear twee d.

No because it's so anticlimactic when you see someone wearing a nice little tw*ed get up only to discover it's elbow patchless.

Patches are for twatches.

And this attitude? It's why you're not drowning in clunge. "

It's not just that, to be fair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get assassinated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jaffa cakes."

I've literally just rattled a 10 pack .. breakfast of champions !

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By *ulie.your. bottom. slutTV/TS
over a year ago

Near Glasgow

Change your name from Pickle to Tickle..

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

"Come armed to a social with a four pack of wispas"

I'd suggest two packs though. They're bloody small nowadays

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

"Jaffa cakes.

I've literally just rattled a 10 pack .. breakfast of champions !"

Nah that was the 12 pack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jaffa cakes.

I've literally just rattled a 10 pack .. breakfast of champions !"

Here is a tip for you, you are meant to offer Jaffa cakes not have them for breakfast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jaffa cakes.

I've literally just rattled a 10 pack .. breakfast of champions !

Here is a tip for you, you are meant to offer Jaffa cakes not have them for breakfast.

I'm not sharing. No chance !

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"TIA xx

Drive a Ferrari and have a £100,000 Rolex and hey presto you’re far more desirable!

You’re welcome

I'm the wrong shape entirely for getting in and out of a ferrari

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"TIA xx

Drive a Ferrari and have a £100,000 Rolex and hey presto you’re far more desirable!

You’re welcome

I'm the wrong shape entirely for getting in and out of a ferrari

Not to worry you can pinch the Rolex and buy another car more suitable and have change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grow your hair out.

Adopt a dog.

When you're out walking your cute dog you'll get complimented on your hair and your dog.

2 icebreakers.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"TIA xx

Drive a Ferrari and have a £100,000 Rolex and hey presto you’re far more desirable!

You’re welcome

I'm the wrong shape entirely for getting in and out of a ferrari

Not to worry you can pinch the Rolex and buy another car more suitable and have change

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By *ripfillMan
over a year ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

"Jaffa cakes.

I've literally just rattled a 10 pack .. breakfast of champions !

Here is a tip for you, you are meant to offer Jaffa cakes not have them for breakfast.

I'm not sharing. No chance !"

Agreed - that’s too personal!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Have you tried a social or a club, OP?

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you tried a social or a club, OP?

Mrs TMN x"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Come here and I'll show you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have a shave

Would it change your opinion of me?

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

Just be you, the right person will find you desirable as you are.

Good luck Knitter

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Get a dog

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Attached a label guaranteed

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Get a frilly bumpussy?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Get a frilly bumpussy?"

STOP TRYING TO MAKE BUMPUSSY HAPPEN. IT’S NOT HAPPENING

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jaffa cakes.

I've literally just rattled a 10 pack .. breakfast of champions !

Here is a tip for you, you are meant to offer Jaffa cakes not have them for breakfast.

I'm not sharing. No chance !"

Sharing is caring xx

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By *JcuriousCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Grow a vagina

Miss S x

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

"Get a frilly bumpussy?

STOP TRYING TO MAKE BUMPUSSY HAPPEN. IT’S NOT HAPPENING "

Caps always appear on a losing argument

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get a frilly bumpussy?"

Bussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grow a vagina

Miss S x "

Is that possible because if it is I might just grow one so I can go F myself!!

People have been telling me to do it for years

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Google: what women really want.

Game changer.

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
over a year ago

honeysuckle lane

Add a couple of dick pics on your profile sorry to lower the tone

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Go blonde

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Pinch someone's baby, or maybe borrow. Men with babies are attractive and popular, allegedly

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Tbh Pickle - I don't think you have any "objective" issues.

But this was a nasty bastard full moon (I'm only vaguely normal today after 3 "out there" days...and for me that means really "out there"

), so give yourself a break and a chance to get centred again. Whether it's moon-based or something else doesn't matter - moods "feel" overwhelming, and then they go. They're not situated in rational arguments, but they spend most of their time trying to persuade everyone they are (it's their nature).

No one here is ever going to be as desirable as Brad Pitt in his prime, and none of us are ever going to be as undesirable as John Merrick (and I believe someone wanted him too).

So just give yourself a break, and don't try to fit a square peg in a round hole.

Round holes are pretty boring anyway.

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

*Not those round holes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a shave

Ignore this

That beard is on point

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Win the lottery!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go blonde

Not doing that again. I’ve considered it but no

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have a shave

Ignore this

That beard is on point

Live my guy

Women just be trying to impose their preferences on us

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Come here and I'll show you

You no soon come

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

You have a fiancee and a daughter I reckon you're desired already

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You have a fiancee and a daughter I reckon you're desired already

It’s true. I’m hot stuff

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Damn man, if you were any more desirable you couldn't leave your home.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Mansplain everything and gain some white grievance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you believe the adverts… Lynx Africa.

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By *Ci LutherMan
over a year ago

Cumalot

Open you age range up a bit

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By *ambertMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Cover yourself in gold and diamonds

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By *ngrylookingpenis123Woman
over a year ago

"TIA xx

Drive a Ferrari and have a £100,000 Rolex and hey presto you’re far more desirable!

You’re welcome

I love ferraris, yet a man who drives one would be no more appealing to me than a guy who drives a fiesta, often I find them less appealing due to the air of superiority they sometimes have.

# women aren't all gold diggers.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Join in with forum/cam room chat and make friends. Good luck op!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Bring chips

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
over a year ago

Not in your area

Wear a skirt/wig & change username to PrincessPegging

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By *ose and her beastCouple
over a year ago

Watford

Post your bank account details

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Remove the D and get Ts

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Get a boob job like I'm going to? We can go together, like a fun little outing

we can have matching boobs

Seriously Pickle, you be most delicious just the way you are

MrsAbz

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

"TIA xx"

You need to grow the penis to at least 10" in length

You need to rub alpha man scent over your body/arms/neck - this will attract people be it from pictures or in person ..

thank me later for your wins

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get a boob job like I'm going to? We can go together, like a fun little outing

we can have matching boobs

Seriously Pickle, you be most delicious just the way you are

MrsAbz"

Fuck around and get it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"TIA xx

You need to grow the penis to at least 10" in length

You need to rub alpha man scent over your body/arms/neck - this will attract people be it from pictures or in person ..

thank me later for your wins

I’ll buy one of the enlarging creams. I see them advertised on porn sites all the time. I’ll just click the link.

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By *r Black 85Man
over a year ago

nottingham

"Get a boob job like I'm going to? We can go together, like a fun little outing

we can have matching boobs

Seriously Pickle, you be most delicious just the way you are

MrsAbz

Fuck around and get it

Fuck the haters bro

You a big deal

https://youtu.be/zF9uoJ2PytQ?feature=shared

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

Get rich

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get a boob job like I'm going to? We can go together, like a fun little outing

we can have matching boobs

Seriously Pickle, you be most delicious just the way you are

MrsAbz

Fuck around and get it

Fuck the haters bro

You a big deal

https://youtu.be/zF9uoJ2PytQ?feature=shared"

My guy

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By *r Black 85Man
over a year ago

nottingham

"Get a boob job like I'm going to? We can go together, like a fun little outing

we can have matching boobs

Seriously Pickle, you be most delicious just the way you are

MrsAbz

Fuck around and get it

Fuck the haters bro

You a big deal

https://youtu.be/zF9uoJ2PytQ?feature=shared

My guy

https://youtu.be/HGy9i8vvCxk?feature=shared

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

You are perfect just the way you are Mister Pickle x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You are perfect just the way you are Mister Pickle x"

Fank u

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Come armed to a social with a four pack of wispas

*Wispa Golds "

Never had a wispa gold lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Come armed to a social with a four pack of wispas

*Wispa Golds

Never had a wispa gold lol"

You are missing outttttt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"TIA xx"

Well for starters your profile doesn't say anything about you as a person.

Also poly implies romantic relationship and this is swinging which doesn't mean romance.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Put a bookies pen behind your ear in a seductive fashion

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"TIA xx

Well for starters your profile doesn't say anything about you as a person.

Also poly implies romantic relationship and this is swinging which doesn't mean romance."

Maybe I’m a poly swinger.

I’m not but maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I posted on the wrong fkin thread lol

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Wear a flat cap and waistcoat Pickle....phwoar

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By *undee2Man
over a year ago

Dundee

Just hope that there is such a thing as reincarnation. Better luck next time

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"TIA xx

Well for starters your profile doesn't say anything about you as a person.

Also poly implies romantic relationship and this is swinging which doesn't mean romance."

Oh, the slippery slope of who can and cannot be on Fab, because of someone's individual definition of swinging.

I wouldn't go there.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"TIA xx

Well for starters your profile doesn't say anything about you as a person.

Also poly implies romantic relationship and this is swinging which doesn't mean romance.

Oh, the slippery slope of who can and cannot be on Fab, because of someone's individual definition of swinging.

I wouldn't go there."

Oh go there, it's an interesting debate.

I think anyone who doesn't want to fuck me, is clearly not a swinger. Not sure the site owners would appreciate the drop in subscriptions, but rules are rules.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're already desirable Stephen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I posted on the wrong fkin thread lol

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Wear a flat cap and waistcoat Pickle....phwoar"
don’t think I could pull that off

More power to those that can

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just hope that there is such a thing as reincarnation. Better luck next time

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"TIA xx

Well for starters your profile doesn't say anything about you as a person.

Also poly implies romantic relationship and this is swinging which doesn't mean romance.

Oh, the slippery slope of who can and cannot be on Fab, because of someone's individual definition of swinging.

I wouldn't go there.

Oh go there, it's an interesting debate.

I think anyone who doesn't want to fuck me, is clearly not a swinger. Not sure the site owners would appreciate the drop in subscriptions, but rules are rules."

It's a really daft purity test. Or filth test, I'm not sure which.

It usually boils down to only couples, only people who go to clubs, only couples and single women, or people who'll fuck anything/ never care about anyone. Why can't people just be who they want to be, be upfront about what they're doing so no one can feel hard done by?

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"TIA xx

Well for starters your profile doesn't say anything about you as a person.

Also poly implies romantic relationship and this is swinging which doesn't mean romance.

Oh, the slippery slope of who can and cannot be on Fab, because of someone's individual definition of swinging.

I wouldn't go there.

Oh go there, it's an interesting debate.

I think anyone who doesn't want to fuck me, is clearly not a swinger. Not sure the site owners would appreciate the drop in subscriptions, but rules are rules.

It's a really daft purity test. Or filth test, I'm not sure which.

I think I've been wondering about that general principle since I was 3, I think.

I was sat in a doctor's waiting room, playing with the toys. Some other kid came over and any toy I tried to play with he snatched from my hand, snarly little so and so he was. I looked at my mum, she just nodded, I snatched the fire engine back off him and he had the biggest tantrum you ever saw in your life.

When I've figured it out I'll write a book on it.

Seriously though it would be so much easier everyone wouldn't it? First time we were went a club, we got a lecture on the rules of swinging from some guy. I think it was a stick with me, I'll look after you type of game. Also a twenty minute presentation on how you can read people by their shoes.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"TIA xx

Well for starters your profile doesn't say anything about you as a person.

Also poly implies romantic relationship and this is swinging which doesn't mean romance.

Maybe I’m a poly swinger.

I’m not but maybe

Maybe you're a swinging poly. Who knows?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"TIA xx

Well for starters your profile doesn't say anything about you as a person.

Also poly implies romantic relationship and this is swinging which doesn't mean romance.

Maybe I’m a poly swinger.

I’m not but maybe

Maybe you're a swinging poly. Who knows?"

I’ll be here swanging

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"TIA xx

Well for starters your profile doesn't say anything about you as a person.

Also poly implies romantic relationship and this is swinging which doesn't mean romance.

Maybe I’m a poly swinger.

I’m not but maybe

Maybe you're a swinging poly. Who knows?

I’ll be here swanging "

Come out swinging

(I'm the original prankster).

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Cake

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By *aywardCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Your Hotlist

Fornicate wenches, acquire currency.

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