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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago

I was relaxing in bed pondering the vast mystery that is life. I am a deep thinker so what else do you do with your spare time?

Many questions flooded my mind and it’s left me flummoxed!!

Does being a virgin justify joining this site in the hope that one these sex starved women might give me a shot?

Would God forgive me for not only joining the swinging community or having frivolous sex out of wedlock?

Will all my messages fall on stony ground despite all the women being thirsty?

Will I fit in in the forums or will my replies and posts be ignored until I bitch about it and go UNLOS?

Do I need therapy?

My head is spinning and the question is do I need help or am I on the right path dear forumites?

I don’t usually lay my soul bare but what harm could it do in such a warm and welcoming place as the Fab forum?

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By *esthetic21Man
36 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

It's not that deep mate. Just go with it. What will be will be

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By *ee69Man
36 weeks ago

glasgow

Thinking is over rated

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

You seem hot, and funny.

You'll be good.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

36 weeks ago

East Sussex

The answer to all your questions is 'maybe'. Hth

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
36 weeks ago

somewhere

I am a massive over thinker but this is a place I kinda just go with the flow.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
36 weeks ago

Essex

Warm & welcoming? It’s a viper’s nest at times.

I’d say. Chill. Chatter. Enjoy.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
36 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Your introspection had a bit of everything. It is in fact the Swiss Army knife of introspection.

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By *onameyet2Man
36 weeks ago

chorley

I’d recommend a wank mate

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By *TG3Man
36 weeks ago

Dorchester


"I was relaxing in bed pondering the vast mystery that is life. I am a deep thinker so what else do you do with your spare time?

Many questions flooded my mind and it’s left me flummoxed!!

Does being a virgin justify joining this site in the hope that one these sex starved women might give me a shot?

Would God forgive me for not only joining the swinging community or having frivolous sex out of wedlock?

Will all my messages fall on stony ground despite all the women being thirsty?

Will I fit in in the forums or will my replies and posts be ignored until I bitch about it and go UNLOS?

Do I need therapy?

My head is spinning and the question is do I need help or am I on the right path dear forumites?

I don’t usually lay my soul bare but what harm could it do in such a warm and welcoming place as the Fab forum?"

you need therapy

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
36 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon


"I was relaxing in bed pondering the vast mystery that is life. I am a deep thinker so what else do you do with your spare time?

Many questions flooded my mind and it’s left me flummoxed!!

Does being a virgin justify joining this site in the hope that one these sex starved women might give me a shot?

Would God forgive me for not only joining the swinging community or having frivolous sex out of wedlock?

Will all my messages fall on stony ground despite all the women being thirsty?

Will I fit in in the forums or will my replies and posts be ignored until I bitch about it and go UNLOS?

Do I need therapy?

My head is spinning and the question is do I need help or am I on the right path dear forumites?

I don’t usually lay my soul bare but what harm could it do in such a warm and welcoming place as the Fab forum?you need therapy "

A wank had already been suggested. Call it self help.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"It's not that deep mate. Just go with it. What will be will be"

An excellent philosophy, I will bear that in my cluttered mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"Thinking is over rated "

“I think therefore I am”

Not sure what am I but that’s something else to think about

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"You seem hot, and funny.

You'll be good.

"

Shall I get down on one knee or just send non existent dick pics now??

So many questions so few answers

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"You seem hot, and funny.

You'll be good.

Shall I get down on one knee or just send non existent dick pics now??

So many questions so few answers "

The question is, do you have a pretty penis? If so, send the dic pics .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"Warm & welcoming? It’s a viper’s nest at times.

I’d say. Chill. Chatter. Enjoy."

Oh my, vipers nest you say???

You have me more than a little concerned

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By *ools and the brainCouple
36 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

As a chronic over thinker myself sometimes you just have to take a leap of faith.

Or

Overthink every post end up rambling on about utter nonsense usually confusing the issue pissing off the forum hierarchy and getting blacklisted by the clique.

But that's just me don't let my reply put you off

Welcome to the site

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"You seem hot, and funny.

You'll be good.

Shall I get down on one knee or just send non existent dick pics now??

So many questions so few answers

The question is, do you have a pretty penis? If so, send the dic pics . "

I need tweezers to wank!!

So it would be more metal than flesh in the picture.

Imagine that Buffalo Bill scene in Silence of the Lambs and that’s me!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"I was relaxing in bed pondering the vast mystery that is life. I am a deep thinker so what else do you do with your spare time?

Many questions flooded my mind and it’s left me flummoxed!!

Does being a virgin justify joining this site in the hope that one these sex starved women might give me a shot?

Would God forgive me for not only joining the swinging community or having frivolous sex out of wedlock?

Will all my messages fall on stony ground despite all the women being thirsty?

Will I fit in in the forums or will my replies and posts be ignored until I bitch about it and go UNLOS?

Do I need therapy?

My head is spinning and the question is do I need help or am I on the right path dear forumites?

I don’t usually lay my soul bare but what harm could it do in such a warm and welcoming place as the Fab forum?you need therapy "

You may be right my therapist needed a therapist after I visited them once!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
36 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

These questions are not deep.

They do not ponder life.

They are simple musings about you and your chances on FAB

You'll be okay...... promise

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
36 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

I smell a returner ..... ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"Your introspection had a bit of everything. It is in fact the Swiss Army knife of introspection."

Mmmm interesting (nods head whilst stroking beard)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"As a chronic over thinker myself sometimes you just have to take a leap of faith.

Or

Overthink every post end up rambling on about utter nonsense usually confusing the issue pissing off the forum hierarchy and getting blacklisted by the clique.

But that's just me don't let my reply put you off

Welcome to the site "

I look forward to reading your ramblings and your reply has brought me hope that i won’t be the only one rubbing people up the wrong way accidentally!

Your honesty has made me smile and think i might just stay a while

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By *enuineguy42Man
36 weeks ago

worcester

Tbh my downfall is i overthink everything i do and say in life, I thi k back on conversations Ive had and wonder if I should of said something else..... I have reached similiar point in life where Im finding myself wondering if its too late to change my life and my current situation as im currently really unhappy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"Tbh my downfall is i overthink everything i do and say in life, I thi k back on conversations Ive had and wonder if I should of said something else..... I have reached similiar point in life where Im finding myself wondering if its too late to change my life and my current situation as im currently really unhappy "

Sorry to hear that mate.

A few words of advice is it’s never too late and life is short so don’t pass up a good thing when it comes your way.

Also it’s better to make a bad decision than no decision.

Tell yourself you’re going to have a good day because you deserve it

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By *oodmessMan
36 weeks ago

yumsville

You're a virgin so technically you're innocent of everything - the vejayjay and said communication will come when least expected, so it's probably best to dip a shallow finger in as you are doing.

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By *immyinreadingMan
36 weeks ago

henley on thames


"These questions are not deep.

They do not ponder life.

They are simple musings about you and your chances on FAB

You'll be okay...... promise"

As usual, granny nails it

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"These questions are not deep.

They do not ponder life.

They are simple musings about you and your chances on FAB

You'll be okay...... promise

As usual, granny nails it "

She gets about

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By *eliWoman
36 weeks ago

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Hey Op, welcome to the forums (I think it's your first thread!).

Granny's wisdom is worth reading most of the time.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
36 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I think everyone would benefit from therapy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"Hey Op, welcome to the forums (I think it's your first thread!).

Granny's wisdom is worth reading most of the time. "

Thank you Meli, polite as always and you’re sort of right

I think i should put a disclaimer in my posts, if you think, “is he talking the piss”?

I am

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"I think everyone would benefit from therapy "

Some more than others…..count me in the some category

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
36 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"I think everyone would benefit from therapy

Some more than others…..count me in the some category "

I still think you have been here before under another name.

Nothing wrong with that. You do feel kind of familiar......

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By *aizyWoman
36 weeks ago

west midlands


"I think everyone would benefit from therapy

Some more than others…..count me in the some category

I still think you have been here before under another name.

Nothing wrong with that. You do feel kind of familiar...... "

Go on Miss Marple, you'll work out who he used to be!

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
36 weeks ago

St Leonards

OP, I often find myself wondering:

"If god (take your pick, there's thousands to choose from) were real, what would she do as I came on her tits?"

And then I think:

"Well, she'd probably give me a seductive, suggestive look, thank me, and then scoop up my cum and lick it off her fingers. I'd kiss her, and we'd make love again".

And then I get a bit sad there is no god from the thousands we have invented, because she'd probably be a quite amazing lover.

But not that sad, because there are other equally stunning lovers in this world, and the wider multiverse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"I think everyone would benefit from therapy

Some more than others…..count me in the some category

I still think you have been here before under another name.

Nothing wrong with that. You do feel kind of familiar...... "

Your spidey senses are working well Granny.

Not so new, not someone ducking a lifetime ban just someone who has been hesitant in dipping his toe back into the community.

Just going to enjoy the forums and see if the lifestyle is still for me

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By *immyinreadingMan
36 weeks ago

henley on thames


"I think everyone would benefit from therapy

Some more than others…..count me in the some category

I still think you have been here before under another name.

Nothing wrong with that. You do feel kind of familiar......

Your spidey senses are working well Granny.

Not so new, not someone ducking a lifetime ban just someone who has been hesitant in dipping his toe back into the community.

Just going to enjoy the forums and see if the lifestyle is still for me "

So you have previously been in “the lifestyle” then?

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By *reggSausageMan
36 weeks ago

derby

You have asked if god will forgive you yet there is zero tangible evidence of the existence of such, therefore just roll with the punches, you me and all are in a space rock flying through nothingness at an unimaginable speed, the scale of everything is too big to wrap your head around, we don’t know what we don’t know, go forth young man, believe in yourself because if you don’t everything falls apart, god does exist by the way, I believe that, I also believe she is on here stalking me right now checking I’m not being blasphemous

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"I think everyone would benefit from therapy

Some more than others…..count me in the some category

I still think you have been here before under another name.

Nothing wrong with that. You do feel kind of familiar......

Your spidey senses are working well Granny.

Not so new, not someone ducking a lifetime ban just someone who has been hesitant in dipping his toe back into the community.

Just going to enjoy the forums and see if the lifestyle is still for me

So you have previously been in “the lifestyle” then? "

And that’s a yes from me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"You have asked if god will forgive you yet there is zero tangible evidence of the existence of such, therefore just roll with the punches, you me and all are in a space rock flying through nothingness at an unimaginable speed, the scale of everything is too big to wrap your head around, we don’t know what we don’t know, go forth young man, believe in yourself because if you don’t everything falls apart, god does exist by the way, I believe that, I also believe she is on here stalking me right now checking I’m not being blasphemous "

Ahhh another philosophical mind, thank you Gregg.

You have given me much to think about.

Maybe God led me here to finally get the taste of a woman or perhaps a series of random chances led me on the path to potentially orgasmic heaven with the fine ladies and couples of Fab.

Your inspirational words have me looking at things in a more cosmic, go with the flow of hedonistic life manner.

I shall take these pearls of wisdom from all your well thought out and intelligent replies and say yeee ha I am going with it.

Just hope others have the same attitude towards me and my experience doesn’t end up as damp squib

Any more advice on how to be successful on here or even a pity fuck would be welcome

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
36 weeks ago

Reading

Im not sure there will be many on this site from Bogata?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"Im not sure there will be many on this site from Bogata?!"

It’s Fab people will travel to the ends of the Earth for a meet….oh that’s just the guys!!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
36 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Did you not take your pills OP?

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
36 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon


"Im not sure there will be many on this site from Bogata?!

It’s Fab people will travel to the ends of the Earth for a meet….oh that’s just the guys!! "

Based on the cancels and no shows in the last 6 weeks on here I disagree.

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By *ell GwynnWoman
36 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Therapy? are a great band. Everyone needs them.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
36 weeks ago

Wirral.

OP, I'm looking for a third wheel for my first three way next week.

Pop along, play your part and you'll be pity fucked to within an inch of your life

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
36 weeks ago

Southampton


"Therapy? are a great band. Everyone needs them. "

They are awesome!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"Did you not take your pills OP? "

You forgot to remind me to take them, you know what happens when I am off my meds mwah

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"OP, I'm looking for a third wheel for my first three way next week.

Pop along, play your part and you'll be pity fucked to within an inch of your life

"

My first pity fuck waaaay hey!!!

I wonder if it will be like buses?

You wait ages for one then 10 cum along at once

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By *ittlebirdWoman
36 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Did you not take your pills OP?

You forgot to remind me to take them, you know what happens when I am off my meds mwah "

Jesus Christ he’s off his meds

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"Did you not take your pills OP?

You forgot to remind me to take them, you know what happens when I am off my meds mwah

Jesus Christ he’s off his meds

"

I have already started growling at my neighbours and chasing them down while barking!!

A good excuse to hump their leg

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