FabSwingers.com forum: City preppers how would you survive the apocalypse

By *arley Quim OP Woman
37 weeks ago

Somewhere

It legit gets me... I live in the countryside with berries, and squirrels, and shit. Oh! And a river. All within 5mins walk... How are you city folk living out the zombie apocalypse?

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By *elloWoman
37 weeks ago

alpha centauri

I've watched so many apocalypse films and TV series which show how

barbaric and inhumane the survivors quickly turn that I plan to go out in the first wave

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Thanks to Tom’s news reporting expertise we, city folks, are prepping by stocking up on tinned foods weekly in anticipation of the zombies.

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By *onjudgesCouple (MM)
37 weeks ago

Carlisle

One hopes to be vaporised instantly. Lol

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By *aizyWoman
37 weeks ago

west midlands

I think I'd just get a chunk taken out of me early on tbh, life would be much easier as a zombie, don't think I could be bothered with all the running around and hiding, I'd be a pretty lazy zombie tho!

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
37 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

I wouldn’t survive, I need medication and it wouldn’t last long. Knowing I was on the clock I hope I could do something useful with the time I had but I’d probably just hide under a duvet

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By *elloWoman
37 weeks ago

alpha centauri

Hahaha bunch of optimistic born survivors aren't we

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By *onjudgesCouple (MM)
37 weeks ago

Carlisle

We all watching Threads tonight then?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
37 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Dress extra slutty.

Lock myself in a stripper cage and reach a single limb through for minimal mangling before turning.

Be the hottest goth stripper zombie in town

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By *naswingdressWoman
37 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

I wouldn't. As above, I need medication to survive. I'd sacrifice myself so others could escape.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

I'm not sure i'd want to survive the apocolypse & probably starve as shops shut

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"Dress extra slutty.

Lock myself in a stripper cage and reach a single limb through for minimal mangling before turning.

Be the hottest goth stripper zombie in town

If i'm going to die in a zombie apocalypse, I really hope youre the one biting my neck .. what a way to go

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
37 weeks ago

Leeds

Piece of piss.

The mr.

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By *octor ProdMan
37 weeks ago

working Overseas

As a country dweller, if I got caught in a city during a zombie outbreak my plan is;

1. Arm and protect myself; head for a police station or diy shop

2. Find a food shop and secure it

3. Stay put until the initial situation calms down and you can understand what has happened, the scope of the situation and if there is an offical response

4. Identify a vehicle that you can protect and use to leave the city

I may have a couple of plans already for this type of scenario

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By *zeroMan
37 weeks ago

Glasgow

Is probably die fairly early. The people that survive in these fictional scenarios have insanely high willpower, plot armour and ruthlessness

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
37 weeks ago

somewhere

I'm not surviving. If I got a zombie near me, I'm gone already, I ain't running lol, I'll sacrifice myself to save someone else who can run faster than me lol

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Chichester

Leave the city asap

Kill anyone that gets in your way

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By *eordieJeansCouple
37 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I’d send every zombie in a 10 mile radius a “faf” message with a dick pic attached. That should keep them away.

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By *obin444Man
37 weeks ago

Windsor

No intention of surviving.

Life will pretty grim from then on.

Happy to have lived the life I have

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By *ambertMan
37 weeks ago

Cheltenham

I will just die. The rest sounds like a hassle

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By *a LunaWoman
37 weeks ago

South Wales

I might climb Snowdon and pitch a tent.

Although I might die from a heart attack half way.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
37 weeks ago

Under the Duvet

I'd set up a game of Monopoly. No one ever wants to play Monopoly, so it would either repell the zombies, or worse case scenario they'd sit down for a game, which would give me a three hour window of opportunity to escape

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By *929Man
37 weeks ago

bedlington

Id just hide in the loft and pull the ladder up like the bloke on night of the living dead did

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Not sure 100% but I’d probably wear an eye patch.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
37 weeks ago

Southampton

"Id just hide in the loft and pull the ladder up like the bloke on night of the living dead did "

Can I hide with you ?

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By *a LunaWoman
37 weeks ago

South Wales

"Id just hide in the loft and pull the ladder up like the bloke on night of the living dead did "

I could do this but I’d have to do a spider sweep first

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By *929Man
37 weeks ago

bedlington

"Id just hide in the loft and pull the ladder up like the bloke on night of the living dead did

Can I hide with you ?

Haha of course it’s nice up there (window/all plastered out ect )

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
37 weeks ago

Southampton

"Id just hide in the loft and pull the ladder up like the bloke on night of the living dead did

Can I hide with you ?

Haha of course it’s nice up there (window/all plastered out ect ) "

Excellent

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
37 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Hmm, gonna have to admit I've given this more thought than is probably necessary, to the point oldest knows what to do and where to go etc should I not be with him and his siblings when it starts...

MrsAbz

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By *iaisonseekerMan
37 weeks ago

Liverpool

I find the whole notion of a zombie "apocalypse" inherently discriminatory. Surely, there are ways to integrate the undead into our so-called "civil" society.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

This is maybe a bit niche, but one of my biggest fears of the zombie apocalypse is the lack of maintenence on my golf course or like the Old Course, St Andrews .. would someone think of the greens !? I'd be gutted if the ZA meant no more golf, just eat me now

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By *otBrunetteHimCouple
37 weeks ago

birmingham

Ram raiding supermarkets and shops for tinned food and bottled water, collecting close family and bunkering down

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"Ram raiding supermarkets and shops for tinned food and bottled water, collecting close family and bunkering down "

Thats juat yellow snow warning behaviour in Scotland

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

I could easily survive as the last man on earth. No problem.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"Ram raiding supermarkets and shops for tinned food and bottled water, collecting close family and bunkering down "

I've never understood this in movies why people do a run to the supermarket. Why not just live in the supermarket. My Sainsbury's has Argos and habitat home furnishings inside so living in the supermarket would be better than avoiding zombie hordes to get supplies

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By *zeroMan
37 weeks ago

Glasgow

"I find the whole notion of a zombie "apocalypse" inherently discriminatory. Surely, there are ways to integrate the undead into our so-called "civil" society."

Shaun of the Dead showed it can eventually work.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"I could easily survive as the last man on earth. No problem. "

I *might get a message on this if i'm the last man on Earth.

*unlikely though

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By *undee2Man
37 weeks ago

Dundee

I will sit it out in my sub floor hidey hole

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

First rule of surving a zombie apocalypse.....don't tell anyone what you have stored, what weapons you have or what your plans are.

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By *nowknightMan
37 weeks ago

BRADFORD

Hmm might sound daft served in a certain European army and we got loads of empty bunkers with big nice heavy blast doors. Zombie proof - some still with armoured vehicles inside and food rations ( if you like 30 year old army food rations )

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"First rule of surving a zombie apocalypse.....don't tell anyone what you have stored, what weapons you have or what your plans are. "

According to Columbus, the first rule of surviving is #1 Cardio ..

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"First rule of surving a zombie apocalypse.....don't tell anyone what you have stored, what weapons you have or what your plans are.

According to Columbus, the first rule of surviving is #1 Cardio .. "

Shit, didn't realise they thought about a zombie apocalypse back then. Who knew?!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
37 weeks ago

Wirral

Depends on the apocalypse.

If it's a zombie apocalypse I'd have to take myself out at the beginning. I'm fat and slow, they'd definitely catch me and I don't want to be turned into a zombie (far too much walking for my liking).

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Central

I'd not last

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