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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

Flirt. I'm actually terrible at it. So leave me your best flirting tips here.

What are you not so great at? Maybe you can get some tips to.

Keep it nice people.

Thanks Knitter **Twirls**

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
30 weeks ago

stanley

I’m told I do not have a good poker face when it comes to being annoyed. Maybe my eyes glow red or something lol.

Also not very good at the whole resealable chocolate bar thing.

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By *TG3Man
30 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Flirt. I'm actually terrible at it. So leave me your best flirting tips here.

What are you not so great at? Maybe you can get some tips to.

Keep it nice people.

Thanks Knitter **Twirls**"

Hello darling cuddle in I'll keep you warm

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By *agatoXXXMan
30 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

I am also no good at flirting, or spotting flirting. It's a wonder that I've been married twice.

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By *olly MistlehoeWoman
30 weeks ago

Somewhere

Back in my early 20s I was a smoker so 'have you got a light?' worked fairly well!

These days I've got nowt

I'm not great at dancing, cooking, anything remotely artistic, DIY, and gardening... Any takers?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
30 weeks ago

Essex

Flirting. I think you’re supposed to touch randomly & giggle. Dunno much past that.

I’m not very good at moderation.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
30 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Flirting? I’ve no idea. Don’t know what you’re talking about.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
30 weeks ago

stanley


"Flirting. I think you’re supposed to touch randomly & giggle. Dunno much past that.

I’m not very good at moderation.

"

Don’t you just lick and nibble your lips in a sensual way?

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By *_elia DominaTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)


"Flirt. I'm actually terrible at it. So leave me your best flirting tips here.

What are you not so great at? Maybe you can get some tips to.

Keep it nice people.

Thanks Knitter **Twirls**"

Body language is everything.

The you have the range 12ft,6ft,2ft circle, then the lean in and touch.

So, look around. If someone moves closer, they are interested.

Tempt with the eye gaze. If someone looks at you, 2 second eye hold, then look away, repeat with a slight smile.

If they are interested they'll move closer.

If they get to two foot, it's conversation time, open body facing you, leaning in holding eye gaze, mirroring movements are all signs they like you.

If they lean in and touch. You have them.

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
30 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Sorry, I have no tips. My flirting is weird.

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Flirting - I am very successful at this, I take my club along, one single tap on the girls head and I can pick her up straight away!

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

One of my carefully planned moves is usually accidentally on purpose slightly touching them somehow. My foot/shoe rubbing their leg, accidentally brushing up against them, holding onto their arm to steady myself, or just some other way casually touching them lightly and for a very short period.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
30 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I’m great at flirting but terrible at closing. That’s probably why my job in sales didn’t work out.

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By *agatoXXXMan
30 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.


"Back in my early 20s I was a smoker so 'have you got a light?' worked fairly well!

These days I've got nowt

I'm not great at dancing, cooking, anything remotely artistic, DIY, and gardening... Any takers? "

I'm into photography, and in a museum cafe with my camera sitting beside me, two of the waiting staff came over(separately)and asked me about it, and my pictures.

After we finished and were leaving, my 11 year old grandaughter said "I think you were getting chatted up, grandad"... I was oblivious.

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I’m told I do not have a good poker face when it comes to being annoyed. Maybe my eyes glow red or something lol.

Also not very good at the whole resealable chocolate bar thing. "

The choc thing is over rated but if the poker face thing, take a sip of your drink when you feel annoyed, it works. I got that tip from a friend who say I wear my emotions on my face

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Flirt. I'm actually terrible at it. So leave me your best flirting tips here.

What are you not so great at? Maybe you can get some tips to.

Keep it nice people.

Thanks Knitter **Twirls**Hello darling cuddle in I'll keep you warm "

**throws arms open** dang it works

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I am also no good at flirting, or spotting flirting. It's a wonder that I've been married twice."

Well let's read on together

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Back in my early 20s I was a smoker so 'have you got a light?' worked fairly well!

These days I've got nowt

I'm not great at dancing, cooking, anything remotely artistic, DIY, and gardening... Any takers? "

I'm quite sure you are excellent at lots of things. What about twirling?

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Flirting. I think you’re supposed to touch randomly & giggle. Dunno much past that.

I’m not very good at moderation.

"

Touch giggle got it

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By *ustAnotherMan
30 weeks ago

wherever I may roam

I once asked a woman at a bar if she had a light, quickly explained I didn't smoke anymore even as she produced one and that I was just looking for a reason to say Hi. With a bit of a smile and an opportunity to politely no thanks me. Did have a lovely chat and a good night so must have been an alright one

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Flirting? I’ve no idea. Don’t know what you’re talking about.

"

Ahhh come on RGT help a girl out won't ya

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By *olly MistlehoeWoman
30 weeks ago

Somewhere

I had a date where I got too d*unk due to nerves, insisted on buying a kebab with extra garlic sauce, proceeded to drop some of said kebab in his car. And then invited him in to mine (fuck knows why he came in?!). I then put Crocodile Dundee on the telly. Needless to say, didn't hear from him again...

So yeah - don't do that! ^

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Flirt. I'm actually terrible at it. So leave me your best flirting tips here.

What are you not so great at? Maybe you can get some tips to.

Keep it nice people.

Thanks Knitter **Twirls**

Body language is everything.

The you have the range 12ft,6ft,2ft circle, then the lean in and touch.

So, look around. If someone moves closer, they are interested.

Tempt with the eye gaze. If someone looks at you, 2 second eye hold, then look away, repeat with a slight smile.

If they are interested they'll move closer.

If they get to two foot, it's conversation time, open body facing you, leaning in holding eye gaze, mirroring movements are all signs they like you.

If they lean in and touch. You have them.

"

Why thank you kindly that's some good guidance

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
30 weeks ago

St Leonards

Walk past them, perform a genteel bottom burp, then look over your shoulder, flutter your eyelashes, and say:

"Well stud, if your cock was in my ass that wouldn't have happened".

It's GUARANTEED!!

To...uhm...do something..

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Sorry, I have no tips. My flirting is weird.

MrsAbz"

If it works for you

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
30 weeks ago

Debauchery

Stare directly in to their eyes while you pick your nose

Hades

x

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
30 weeks ago

Reading

Sometimes i can be quite good. A lot of eye contact and laughing

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Flirting - I am very successful at this, I take my club along, one single tap on the girls head and I can pick her up straight away! "

**rummaged around for a club, "dang where did I put my golf bag**

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"One of my carefully planned moves is usually accidentally on purpose slightly touching them somehow. My foot/shoe rubbing their leg, accidentally brushing up against them, holding onto their arm to steady myself, or just some other way casually touching them lightly and for a very short period. "

Well I could give it a try, I'm a bit clumsy so I'll avoid the face for fear of poking them in thr eye

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I’m great at flirting but terrible at closing. That’s probably why my job in sales didn’t work out."

Maybe this thread can help us both out

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By *TG3Man
30 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Flirt. I'm actually terrible at it. So leave me your best flirting tips here.

What are you not so great at? Maybe you can get some tips to.

Keep it nice people.

Thanks Knitter **Twirls**Hello darling cuddle in I'll keep you warm

**throws arms open** dang it works"

see they don't call me the Dali Llama for nothing ya know

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By *ustAnotherMan
30 weeks ago

wherever I may roam

I once asked a woman at a bar if she had a light, quickly explained I didn't smoke anymore even as she produced one and that I was just looking for a reason to say Hi. With a bit of a smile and an opportunity to politely no thanks me. Did have a lovely chat and a good night so must have been an alright one

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Back in my early 20s I was a smoker so 'have you got a light?' worked fairly well!

These days I've got nowt

I'm not great at dancing, cooking, anything remotely artistic, DIY, and gardening... Any takers?

I'm into photography, and in a museum cafe with my camera sitting beside me, two of the waiting staff came over(separately)and asked me about it, and my pictures.

After we finished and were leaving, my 11 year old grandaughter said "I think you were getting chatted up, grandad"... I was oblivious. "

Ahhhh that's really kind of cool

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I once asked a woman at a bar if she had a light, quickly explained I didn't smoke anymore even as she produced one and that I was just looking for a reason to say Hi. With a bit of a smile and an opportunity to politely no thanks me. Did have a lovely chat and a good night so must have been an alright one "

That's sort of a sweet line

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By *y AmoreMan
30 weeks ago

london

I’m so bad at it to

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I had a date where I got too d*unk due to nerves, insisted on buying a kebab with extra garlic sauce, proceeded to drop some of said kebab in his car. And then invited him in to mine (fuck knows why he came in?!). I then put Crocodile Dundee on the telly. Needless to say, didn't hear from him again...

So yeah - don't do that! ^ "

I'm actually crying reading that. Too funny

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By *ango and gashCouple
30 weeks ago

bilston

My wife is good at flirting,very touchy feely with guy ,lots of her biting and I licking her lips when in conversation with a guy ,body language is essential she does it very well,also maybe her top button may be undone whilst chatting,claiming she's getting a bit hot whilst chatting,I think this is flirting seems to work,

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Walk past them, perform a genteel bottom burp, then look over your shoulder, flutter your eyelashes, and say:

"Well stud, if your cock was in my ass that wouldn't have happened".

It's GUARANTEED!!

To...uhm...do something.."

Thank you I'm not sure that's my style but I appreciate the input

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Stare directly in to their eyes while you pick your nose

Hades

x"

And that will make men want to sleep with me?

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Sometimes i can be quite good. A lot of eye contact and laughing"

Hmmmm I have kind of a snorty laugh

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Flirt. I'm actually terrible at it. So leave me your best flirting tips here.

What are you not so great at? Maybe you can get some tips to.

Keep it nice people.

Thanks Knitter **Twirls**Hello darling cuddle in I'll keep you warm

**throws arms open** dang it workssee they don't call me the Dali Llama for nothing ya know "

So can I get a huggle or what?

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I’m so bad at it to "

Well let's read on together my friend

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By *ittlebirdWoman
30 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Knitter I tend to go for the direct approach and ask if they want a snog

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"My wife is good at flirting,very touchy feely with guy ,lots of her biting and I licking her lips when in conversation with a guy ,body language is essential she does it very well,also maybe her top button may be undone whilst chatting,claiming she's getting a bit hot whilst chatting,I think this is flirting seems to work,"

Noted thanks for the tips

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
30 weeks ago

Essex


"Flirting. I think you’re supposed to touch randomly & giggle. Dunno much past that.

I’m not very good at moderation.

Don’t you just lick and nibble your lips in a sensual way? "

I would probably just exude some kind of cannibalism vibe….

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Flirting 101

Make intense eye contact. Do not speak. Raise your right hand, make a circle with your thumb and finger. Raise left hand and poke finger through circle. Repeat 5 times.

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Knitter I tend to go for the direct approach and ask if they want a snog "

I'm sure you don't get told no but if I did I would be mortified

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago


"I had a date where I got too d*unk due to nerves, insisted on buying a kebab with extra garlic sauce, proceeded to drop some of said kebab in his car. And then invited him in to mine (fuck knows why he came in?!). I then put Crocodile Dundee on the telly. Needless to say, didn't hear from him again...

So yeah - don't do that! ^ "

You had me at kebab. Crocodile Dundee just sealed the deal! Probably would have found me asleep on your sofa if the film started between 20.00 and 22.00 (just resting my eyes honest)

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By *_elia DominaTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)


"Flirt. I'm actually terrible at it. So leave me your best flirting tips here.

What are you not so great at? Maybe you can get some tips to.

Keep it nice people.

Thanks Knitter **Twirls**

Body language is everything.

The you have the range 12ft,6ft,2ft circle, then the lean in and touch.

So, look around. If someone moves closer, they are interested.

Tempt with the eye gaze. If someone looks at you, 2 second eye hold, then look away, repeat with a slight smile.

If they are interested they'll move closer.

If they get to two foot, it's conversation time, open body facing you, leaning in holding eye gaze, mirroring movements are all signs they like you.

If they lean in and touch. You have them.

Why thank you kindly that's some good guidance "

Your welcome.. of course there is always the bend and snap!!

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Flirting 101

Make intense eye contact. Do not speak. Raise your right hand, make a circle with your thumb and finger. Raise left hand and poke finger through circle. Repeat 5 times.

"

I just squirted diet from my nose. Too funny

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By *ittlebirdWoman
30 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Knitter I tend to go for the direct approach and ask if they want a snog

I'm sure you don't get told no but if I did I would be mortified "

It happens. I think it’s a great ice breaker. If they don’t like it move on to the next victim

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By *lexm87Man
30 weeks ago

Various


"Stare directly in to their eyes while you pick your nose

Hades

x

And that will make men want to sleep with me?"

It's certainly an ice breaker - If you want that person to speak with you.

It might, however, prove intriguing to the people you wouldn't want to speak with.

Many people will simply offer you a tissue.

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Flirt. I'm actually terrible at it. So leave me your best flirting tips here.

What are you not so great at? Maybe you can get some tips to.

Keep it nice people.

Thanks Knitter **Twirls**

Body language is everything.

The you have the range 12ft,6ft,2ft circle, then the lean in and touch.

So, look around. If someone moves closer, they are interested.

Tempt with the eye gaze. If someone looks at you, 2 second eye hold, then look away, repeat with a slight smile.

If they are interested they'll move closer.

If they get to two foot, it's conversation time, open body facing you, leaning in holding eye gaze, mirroring movements are all signs they like you.

If they lean in and touch. You have them.

Why thank you kindly that's some good guidance

Your welcome.. of course there is always the bend and snap!! "

I'd probably do myself an injury

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Knitter I tend to go for the direct approach and ask if they want a snog

I'm sure you don't get told no but if I did I would be mortified

It happens. I think it’s a great ice breaker. If they don’t like it move on to the next victim "

Well they do say fortune favours the bold

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Stare directly in to their eyes while you pick your nose

Hades

x

And that will make men want to sleep with me?

It's certainly an ice breaker - If you want that person to speak with you.

It might, however, prove intriguing to the people you wouldn't want to speak with.

Many people will simply offer you a tissue. "

I'll get that one in my back pocket

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By *ell GwynnWoman
30 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

I tie myself up, lie down on some train tracks, and scream "Help! Help!" until a handsome man comes to my rescue. Works every time.

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By *ustAnotherMan
30 weeks ago

wherever I may roam

Friend of mine famously went up to girls every night we went out and asked if they wanted a shag. Five slaps and one shag most nights, I think he was happy with the ratio

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago


"Knitter I tend to go for the direct approach and ask if they want a snog "

Or the other direct approach is to stand behind a bloke in MaccieDs and then when his order arrives, say "do you want to share that? Actually, I am sure you don't want that burger, let me show you how its done". Bound to get a response.

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By *eliWoman
30 weeks ago

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Flirting. I don't think so. I don't know if I do flirt.

OP, keep doing what you're doing. You have your own twirly, glittery way of flirting.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
30 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Knitter I tend to go for the direct approach and ask if they want a snog

Or the other direct approach is to stand behind a bloke in MaccieDs and then when his order arrives, say "do you want to share that? Actually, I am sure you don't want that burger, let me show you how its done". Bound to get a response. "

I never share Big Macs. Fact

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

In person, after rum, I'm awesome.

Any other time I'm terrible.

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By *rill PhilMan
30 weeks ago

Crediton

I'm utterly horrible at flirting. I go into a full on panic.

It's a lot easier when the women is flirting back but, I'm completely useless at picking up 'signals' so... I'm doomed really.

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By *lexm87Man
30 weeks ago

Various

How much of the initial flirting happens on platforms similar to this?

I don't think we've lost any of our desire to flirt, just that we would rather not bother people in cafes who are not interested.

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By *TG3Man
30 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Flirt. I'm actually terrible at it. So leave me your best flirting tips here.

What are you not so great at? Maybe you can get some tips to.

Keep it nice people.

Thanks Knitter **Twirls**Hello darling cuddle in I'll keep you warm

**throws arms open** dang it workssee they don't call me the Dali Llama for nothing ya know

So can I get a huggle or what?"

You certainly can, arms are open just dive in

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I tie myself up, lie down on some train tracks, and scream "Help! Help!" until a handsome man comes to my rescue. Works every time."

Sounds a little risky

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Friend of mine famously went up to girls every night we went out and asked if they wanted a shag. Five slaps and one shag most nights, I think he was happy with the ratio"

Goodness he must have been concussed

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Knitter I tend to go for the direct approach and ask if they want a snog

Or the other direct approach is to stand behind a bloke in MaccieDs and then when his order arrives, say "do you want to share that? Actually, I am sure you don't want that burger, let me show you how its done". Bound to get a response. "

Now is this only McD or will any fine food establishment work?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
30 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I have no idea how it works, but most times I meet women from Fab somehow go from ‘let’s meet for a drink’ to ‘kiss me again, right now’ so something’s definitely happening in the middle. I think it might be flirting.

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Flirting. I don't think so. I don't know if I do flirt.

OP, keep doing what you're doing. You have your own twirly, glittery way of flirting. "

Does silly qualify, if so I'm freaking AWESOME

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By *ustAnotherMan
30 weeks ago

wherever I may roam

He frequently looked and acted concussed. Might explain his general life choices

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Knitter I tend to go for the direct approach and ask if they want a snog

Or the other direct approach is to stand behind a bloke in MaccieDs and then when his order arrives, say "do you want to share that? Actually, I am sure you don't want that burger, let me show you how its done". Bound to get a response.

I never share Big Macs. Fact "

I hear that

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"In person, after rum, I'm awesome.

Any other time I'm terrible.

"

**pops off to the liquor cabinet to fine the rum**

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
30 weeks ago

Sunderland


"Flirt. I'm actually terrible at it. So leave me your best flirting tips here.

What are you not so great at? Maybe you can get some tips to.

Keep it nice people.

Thanks Knitter **Twirls**"

Mrs Bang Bang is also awful at flirting. And doesn't know when people are flirting at her.

I'm not so good at many things

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I'm utterly horrible at flirting. I go into a full on panic.

It's a lot easier when the women is flirting back but, I'm completely useless at picking up 'signals' so... I'm doomed really."

Not doomed don't say that. Just keep reading this thread

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"How much of the initial flirting happens on platforms similar to this?

I don't think we've lost any of our desire to flirt, just that we would rather not bother people in cafes who are not interested. "

I'm not even good online

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
30 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"In person, after rum, I'm awesome. Any other time I'm terrible."


"**pops off to the liquor cabinet to fine the rum**"

*waves bottle of Havana 7 at the two of you*

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Flirt. I'm actually terrible at it. So leave me your best flirting tips here.

What are you not so great at? Maybe you can get some tips to.

Keep it nice people.

Thanks Knitter **Twirls**Hello darling cuddle in I'll keep you warm

**throws arms open** dang it workssee they don't call me the Dali Llama for nothing ya know

So can I get a huggle or what?You certainly can, arms are open just dive in "

**snuggles up**

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I have no idea how it works, but most times I meet women from Fab somehow go from ‘let’s meet for a drink’ to ‘kiss me again, right now’ so something’s definitely happening in the middle. I think it might be flirting."

That's not advice that's showing off

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By *ansoffateMan
30 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Some people have no need of it, their natural persona is like a magnetic field.

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"He frequently looked and acted concussed. Might explain his general life choices "

Hope he is okay

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By *avexxMan
30 weeks ago

cheshire

not good im bloody brilliant,,kidding im rubbish

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Flirt. I'm actually terrible at it. So leave me your best flirting tips here.

What are you not so great at? Maybe you can get some tips to.

Keep it nice people.

Thanks Knitter **Twirls**

Mrs Bang Bang is also awful at flirting. And doesn't know when people are flirting at her.

I'm not so good at many things "

Perhaps we will learn together from the helpful folks on this thread

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"In person, after rum, I'm awesome. Any other time I'm terrible.

**pops off to the liquor cabinet to fine the rum**

*waves bottle of Havana 7 at the two of you*"

Ohhhhhh hello **moves forward with a gentle sway of the hips, trips over own feet and lands at RGTS**

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By *lexm87Man
30 weeks ago

Various


"How much of the initial flirting happens on platforms similar to this?

I don't think we've lost any of our desire to flirt, just that we would rather not bother people in cafes who are not interested.

I'm not even good online "

Some people can simply be themselves and they will attract the people they need to be in their lives.

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Some people have no need of it, their natural persona is like a magnetic field.

"

But I'm not those people

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

I'm so rubbish at it, so here for the tips!

I don't notice it either and think people are just being friendly.

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"not good im bloody brilliant,,kidding im rubbish "

I'm sure that's not true

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"How much of the initial flirting happens on platforms similar to this?

I don't think we've lost any of our desire to flirt, just that we would rather not bother people in cafes who are not interested.

I'm not even good online

Some people can simply be themselves and they will attract the people they need to be in their lives.

"

So just be myself ? Oh dear

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I'm so rubbish at it, so here for the tips!

I don't notice it either and think people are just being friendly. "

Stick with me buddy, let's do this together

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By *ansoffateMan
30 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Some people have no need of it, their natural persona is like a magnetic field.

But I'm not those people"

I can only speak from personal experience, I find you to be.

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By *weet LisaTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Crawley

You could try standing there whistling a song and you do a half circle motion with one foot out in front.

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By *egoMan
30 weeks ago

Preston

I go practically non verbal, why i need a wing woman to flirt for me.

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By *lexm87Man
30 weeks ago

Various


"How much of the initial flirting happens on platforms similar to this?

I don't think we've lost any of our desire to flirt, just that we would rather not bother people in cafes who are not interested.

I'm not even good online

Some people can simply be themselves and they will attract the people they need to be in their lives.

So just be myself ? Oh dear"

I very much doubt that. Or, if all else fails, knit yourself a cozy blanket, put the kettle on, and read a good book.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
30 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Ohhhhhh hello **moves forward with a gentle sway of the hips, trips over own feet and lands at RGTS**"

See? You’re good at this. Letting me help you up. Maybe keep hold of your hand for a minute afterwards. Look you in the eyes. Then remember what you actually came over for and pour you a rum.

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
30 weeks ago

Southampton

I'm terrible at realising if people like like me

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By *avexxMan
30 weeks ago

cheshire


"I'm terrible at realising if people like like me "
... oh they do x

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
30 weeks ago

Essex


"I have no idea how it works, but most times I meet women from Fab somehow go from ‘let’s meet for a drink’ to ‘kiss me again, right now’ so something’s definitely happening in the middle. I think it might be flirting."

Or the alcohol…

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By *TG3Man
30 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Flirt. I'm actually terrible at it. So leave me your best flirting tips here.

What are you not so great at? Maybe you can get some tips to.

Keep it nice people.

Thanks Knitter **Twirls**Hello darling cuddle in I'll keep you warm

**throws arms open** dang it workssee they don't call me the Dali Llama for nothing ya know

So can I get a huggle or what?You certainly can, arms are open just dive in

**snuggles up**"

I could do with a cuddle right now, nothing else just a cuddle

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By *cottish guy 555Man
30 weeks ago

London


"Flirting. I think you’re supposed to touch randomly & giggle. Dunno much past that.

I’m not very good at moderation.

"

But you excel in so many other ways.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
30 weeks ago

London


"I'm terrible at realising if people like like me "

Very much this for me.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
30 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Or the alcohol… "

Good point. Maybe it’s just the booze. Maybe I’m a terrible flirt.

Wanna try a sober date, as a control experiment?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
30 weeks ago

Essex


"Flirting. I think you’re supposed to touch randomly & giggle. Dunno much past that.

I’m not very good at moderation.

But you excel in so many other ways.

"

Falling over?

Pub quizzes?

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By *issBellaWoman
30 weeks ago

Wales

Just here for the tips, I'm clueless

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
30 weeks ago

Essex


"Or the alcohol…

Good point. Maybe it’s just the booze. Maybe I’m a terrible flirt.

Wanna try a sober date, as a control experiment?"

I’m in. For science.

This may be the first time I’ve ever been a control….

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By *heGateKeeperMan
30 weeks ago

Stratford

Also terrible and here for tips and to watch the masters at work

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
30 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Just here for the tips, I'm clueless "

Just the tip? That’s not like you.

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
30 weeks ago

Southampton


"Just here for the tips, I'm clueless "

Ditto

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
30 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"I’m in. For science."

The deal is you have to say that every time either one of us does something flirtatious. “For science!”

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By *issBellaWoman
30 weeks ago

Wales


"Just here for the tips, I'm clueless

Just the tip? That’s not like you. "

I see no point in doing things by half measures

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By *issBellaWoman
30 weeks ago

Wales


"Just here for the tips, I'm clueless

Ditto "

You could charm the pants off a snake.. oh wait

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago


"Just here for the tips, I'm clueless

Just the tip? That’s not like you.

I see no point in doing things by half measures "

I think 'just the tip' is what experimenting young Mormons do - they also call it "letting it soak" - does sound like half measures though to me

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
30 weeks ago

Southampton


"Just here for the tips, I'm clueless

Ditto

You could charm the pants off a snake.. oh wait "

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago


"Flirting 101

Make intense eye contact. Do not speak. Raise your right hand, make a circle with your thumb and finger. Raise left hand and poke finger through circle. Repeat 5 times.

I just squirted diet from my nose. Too funny"

Apologies for making your nostrils sting!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
30 weeks ago

Essex


"I’m in. For science.

The deal is you have to say that every time either one of us does something flirtatious. “For science!”"

I foresee a lot of giggling

(For science)

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By *avexxMan
30 weeks ago

cheshire

maybe a school for flirting every friday on the forum,, ready for the weekends

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Here's my best line. 100% guaranteed to get you laid.

"Are you from South London as I saw your arse cheeks and thought Clapham"

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By *avexxMan
30 weeks ago

cheshire


"Here's my best line. 100% guaranteed to get you laid.

"Are you from South London as I saw your arse cheeks and thought Clapham"

"

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Some people have no need of it, their natural persona is like a magnetic field.

But I'm not those people

I can only speak from personal experience, I find you to be."

Thank you

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"You could try standing there whistling a song and you do a half circle motion with one foot out in front."

And shake it all about?

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I go practically non verbal, why i need a wing woman to flirt for me."

Stay tuned

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"How much of the initial flirting happens on platforms similar to this?

I don't think we've lost any of our desire to flirt, just that we would rather not bother people in cafes who are not interested.

I'm not even good online

Some people can simply be themselves and they will attract the people they need to be in their lives.

So just be myself ? Oh dear

I very much doubt that. Or, if all else fails, knit yourself a cozy blanket, put the kettle on, and read a good book. "

Can I have wine instead of tea?

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Ohhhhhh hello **moves forward with a gentle sway of the hips, trips over own feet and lands at RGTS**

See? You’re good at this. Letting me help you up. Maybe keep hold of your hand for a minute afterwards. Look you in the eyes. Then remember what you actually came over for and pour you a rum."

Why are your hands sticky?

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I'm terrible at realising if people like like me "

You should just assume they all do as you are so.lovely

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Flirt. I'm actually terrible at it. So leave me your best flirting tips here.

What are you not so great at? Maybe you can get some tips to.

Keep it nice people.

Thanks Knitter **Twirls**Hello darling cuddle in I'll keep you warm

**throws arms open** dang it workssee they don't call me the Dali Llama for nothing ya know

So can I get a huggle or what?You certainly can, arms are open just dive in

**snuggles up**I could do with a cuddle right now, nothing else just a cuddle "

Well move over then

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Just here for the tips, I'm clueless "

There are some good tips so far

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Flirting 101

Make intense eye contact. Do not speak. Raise your right hand, make a circle with your thumb and finger. Raise left hand and poke finger through circle. Repeat 5 times.

I just squirted diet from my nose. Too funny

Apologies for making your nostrils sting!"

Totally worth it

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"maybe a school for flirting every friday on the forum,, ready for the weekends "

Sign me up

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Here's my best line. 100% guaranteed to get you laid.

"Are you from South London as I saw your arse cheeks and thought Clapham"

"

I'm not sure I'd be brave enough to use it but it sure did make me laugh

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By *lexm87Man
30 weeks ago

Various


"How much of the initial flirting happens on platforms similar to this?

I don't think we've lost any of our desire to flirt, just that we would rather not bother people in cafes who are not interested.

I'm not even good online

Some people can simply be themselves and they will attract the people they need to be in their lives.

So just be myself ? Oh dear

I very much doubt that. Or, if all else fails, knit yourself a cozy blanket, put the kettle on, and read a good book.

Can I have wine instead of tea?"

Pinot Noir or Malbec?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
30 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Why are your hands sticky?"

Ah. That would also be the rum.

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"How much of the initial flirting happens on platforms similar to this?

I don't think we've lost any of our desire to flirt, just that we would rather not bother people in cafes who are not interested.

I'm not even good online

Some people can simply be themselves and they will attract the people they need to be in their lives.

So just be myself ? Oh dear

I very much doubt that. Or, if all else fails, knit yourself a cozy blanket, put the kettle on, and read a good book.

Can I have wine instead of tea?

Pinot Noir or Malbec? "

Well a Malbec foe sure. But how did you know I was a red girl. Damn it are you in thr bushes again?

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Why are your hands sticky?

Ah. That would also be the rum."

In that case would you please continue to hold me up?

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By *nitter OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Here's my best line. 100% guaranteed to get you laid.

"Are you from South London as I saw your arse cheeks and thought Clapham"

"

UNLOS? Wait what why why. That was faf

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