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By (user no longer on site) OP
32 weeks ago

We're all going on a cruise, fab members only. But only hand luggage is allowed. What you packing?

I've got sun cream and condoms, let's go peeps

Mrs xx

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By *nitterWoman
32 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

Cookies and glitter

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By *r Black 85Man
32 weeks ago

nottingham

My speaker and hand cream

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
32 weeks ago

The Continental

Jonnies n Jaffa Cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

Condoms, massage oil, and a British Library Crime classic!

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

Mobile phone and battery charger.

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By *eliWoman
32 weeks ago

Extra thick condoms.

Bleach.

Antibacterial wipes.

Ear plugs

Hairbands

Paracetamol for when all the fake moaning finally gives me a headache.

Toothpaste and toothbrush.

A good book for when someone has a wobble - maybe The Ethical Slut.

I think I might sit this one out as lovely as some of you are. :D

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By *osey WalesMan
32 weeks ago

La La Land

Cake ?

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By *avexxMan
32 weeks ago

cheshire

nothing only sun cream im hoping its a naked cruise

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

I have a feeling I'm gonna be late and miss the cruise.

Ah god dammit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
32 weeks ago

"Cookies and glitter"

Glitter

god that stuff gets everywhere. We'll all have sparkling bum holes

Mrs

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By *y AmoreMan
32 weeks ago

london

Massage oil, condoms and tea bags

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By *eliWoman
32 weeks ago

"I have a feeling I'm gonna be late and miss the cruise.

Ah god dammit.

Can we drink espresso martinis in silence instead? As much as bleach baths for my body and eyes sound great fun, I'd much rather do that.

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By *usanStoHelitWoman
32 weeks ago

liverpool

Condoms, dettol, a soft towel and some nice soap.

We could definitely get everything we needed to make a comfortable and fun time with hand luggage between us all

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

"Massage oil, condoms and tea bags "

Tea bags! You will be my cruise buddy

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

"I have a feeling I'm gonna be late and miss the cruise.

Ah god dammit.

Can we drink espresso martinis in silence instead? As much as bleach baths for my body and eyes sound great fun, I'd much rather do that."

And wave them off on their cruise? As long as we get snacks as well then yes.

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By *aizyWoman
32 weeks ago

west midlands

"I have a feeling I'm gonna be late and miss the cruise.

Ah god dammit.

Can we drink espresso martinis in silence instead? As much as bleach baths for my body and eyes sound great fun, I'd much rather do that.

And wave them off on their cruise? As long as we get snacks as well then yes. "

This sounds like my kind of cruise holiday, crunching on pringles won't destroy the silence will they?

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By *orphia2003Woman
32 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Duct tape, WD40, mobile phone, charger, spare pants and my strap-on.

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By *ou only live onceMan
32 weeks ago

London

"I have a feeling I'm gonna be late and miss the cruise.

Ah god dammit.

Can we drink espresso martinis in silence instead? As much as bleach baths for my body and eyes sound great fun, I'd much rather do that."

Where and when does this breakaway tour start? I'm in.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
32 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Speedos

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By *y AmoreMan
32 weeks ago

london

I’m adding wet wipes to get the sand out of these awkward places

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By (user no longer on site) OP
32 weeks ago

"Cake ?"

Lemon Drizzle cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
32 weeks ago

"Duct tape, WD40, mobile phone, charger, spare pants and my strap-on."

WD40.....what the hell is that for?

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
32 weeks ago

The Continental

"Duct tape, WD40, mobile phone, charger, spare pants and my strap-on.

WD40.....what the hell is that for?"

Cheaper than lube.

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By *arley QuimWoman
32 weeks ago

Somewhere

Inflatable dinghy

Paddles x2

SOS flares

Life jacket

Rubber ring (adult sized)

Arm bands

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By *orphia2003Woman
32 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

"Duct tape, WD40, mobile phone, charger, spare pants and my strap-on.

WD40.....what the hell is that for?"

If it moves, and you don't want it to, use duct tape.

If it doesn't move, and you want it to, use WD40. Just following advice given to me by my gran.

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