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What were your teachers' nicknames

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By *aravancouple OP   Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

Not that I ever used them, of course! Too much of a goody two shoes

We had an English teacher we called Fat Toad because, well, he looked like a fat toad! Obviously no-one called him this to his face.

Another teacher called Miss Williams who sported the suspicion of a moustache was known (behind her back) as Hairy Willy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

killer haynes

a real bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint size palfrey. she was a biology teacher. 5ft fuck all blonde petite and severely lusted over!!!

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa

We had Zombie, no idea why !!! And BO basher who had a personal hygiene problem lol, he taught English !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mrs cruthers biology teacher was Kipper Minge for obvious reasons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My R.E teacher was named 9 n half fingers... And she was an evil bitch too!!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

We had a werewolf Wilson, cdt teacher and regular minibus driver. He had a widows peak, sideburns and long bushy hair and prominent eye teeth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Captain Kremin, kenny everett creation, our english teacher was his double,,lol

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

Our headmaster was called zocco, we had a smelly biology teacher called BO Bennet. Our french teacher was wierd he was called Funky Freeman.

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By *oshbratWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

My headmistress was a nun and she was known as the Black Death you would never hear her creep up on you ...caught me smoking so many times lol. (I don't smoke now).

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Double Diamond. We did call him that in front of him. It was a girls school and he would come in on black motorcycle in black leathers. He worked wonders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

called our p.e. teacher mr twat, cos he was a right one.....ex army from the late 50's and was into all this...."young gentlemen, lets start the session off with a little light exercise" followed by a one mile sprint and 100 jumping jacks...hated the twat...see, i still call him that

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I went to 2 boarding schools so we had plenty of time to come up with new names for each new teacher.

Headmaster, Mr Robinson - Binny

His wife, Mrs Robinson - Binny s

Deputy Head, Mr Russell - Rouseau

Mr Butler - Blakey

Our school chef was actually called Reggie Ham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a teacher, Nast piece if work, mrs Lunt she was called......

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By *rsIdiotWoman
over a year ago

Bedworth

PE teacher was called scratch and sniff, because he did, very often.

English teacher billiard pockets because he always had his hand in his pocket playing with his balls.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Our English teacher was called fanny first,cause of the way she walked.

Our history teacher,was called seedless,cause he was married for ages,and had no children.

We called our art teacher,the sadist,cause all the female teachers sent you to him for the belt,and it was really sore,and you could just tell his role in life was to punish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had an IT teacher we called Rambo. She was always angry and found reasons to shout at you.

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Never gave any teacher nicknames at my school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our Maths teacher was nicknamed Dracula - because he never bothered to open the curtains/blinds let alone a window. Made for some difficult decisions on hot days Lol

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

Rural science (gardening) teacher was Scratch Ass, woodwork teacher was Grunt, metalwork teacher was Ticker, music and PE teacher was Killer, a maths teacher was Blinky, Deputy Head was Crud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we didnt really need nicknames for our teachers ...they already had names which suited them ..

Miss Corker - art , and she was a total corker !! we all fell in love with her even tho none of us could draw..

Miss Quinn - PE 6ft blonde , renamed Miss Quim , face wasnt much, but the body..aw god ! lol

Mrs Breed - French , looked like a filthy jamie leigh curtis, always wore see thru blouses and bras . given the chance she would have been bred by every lad in the school lol

Miss Bates - another PE , pocket rocket blondie who we used to call Master...for obv reasons

Miss Winterburn - history , we called her Carpet (burn) cos.. well she looked like she liked it rough lol ( I actually had her a couple years after leaving and we were bob on with the name lol )

...among others

It was an all boys school so as you can see the testosterone levels were consistently high lol

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

I was at secondary school in the 60's and had a headmaster we called Rommel and Mengele was his deputy.

We were shit scared of both of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

norma the bomber, she had a huge pair of mammory glands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They were all Nuns so mainy Mary something.

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By *tressfreeMan
over a year ago

Northampton

My first secondary form teacher was miss 'boom boom' canon. Big boobs lol. Or maybe those funny bras in those days...

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