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By *ex Holes OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Up North

…… won’t they

Love and Peace

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By *illy IdolMan
31 weeks ago

Midlands

Some will. Some will slightly raise the bar

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By *uxom redCouple
31 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Some will some think they will and some will never get any !

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
31 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

No. Many men are jokey and put on bravado about it but in reality ..... most men are self respecting.

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By *till gameMan
31 weeks ago

two doors down

Not true, they got to have a pulse at least

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Up North


"No. Many men are jokey and put on bravado about it but in reality ..... most men are self respecting. "

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
31 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"No. Many men are jokey and put on bravado about it but in reality ..... most men are self respecting.

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but beware the triple sniggerer ..... he'd be up your bum quicker than a yer ma up The Asda sale.

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By *ather WickmasMan
31 weeks ago

The Continental

Not anything.

I prefer only other human beings.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
31 weeks ago

Up North


"No. Many men are jokey and put on bravado about it but in reality ..... most men are self respecting.

but beware the triple sniggerer ..... he'd be up your bum quicker than a yer ma up The Asda sale."

You’d be hanging over the freezer section trying to grab an imaginary bag of frozen chips in a heartbeat

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By *ad NannaWoman
31 weeks ago

East London

If they're horny enough the hole in a pineapple ring looks tempting.

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By *oneybee999Woman
31 weeks ago

east midlands


"If they're horny enough the hole in a pineapple ring looks tempting."

Ha ha how true

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
31 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"No. Many men are jokey and put on bravado about it but in reality ..... most men are self respecting.

but beware the triple sniggerer ..... he'd be up your bum quicker than a yer ma up The Asda sale.

You’d be hanging over the freezer section trying to grab an imaginary bag of frozen chips in a heartbeat "

Or lubin' up with a jar of Hellmans Real Mayo and gluggin' a bottle of Martell to dull the pain ......

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
31 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

I’d shag a dinner plate if it had a crack

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By *oneybee999Woman
31 weeks ago

east midlands


"I’d shag a dinner plate if it had a crack "

OMG

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
31 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Yup - the number of "straight" guys who say they want to shag me...

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
31 weeks ago

Essex

I’ve built a whole “fab career” based solely on that hope

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By *illy IdolMan
31 weeks ago

Midlands


"I’d shag a dinner plate if it had a crack "

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By *nc31Man
31 weeks ago

uxbridge

Lots of straight guys we have met 100% straight aparently. I've sucked with gf and some even say prefer me sucking.. straight yeah right. But yes some will do anything lol

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By *aribbean King 1985Man
31 weeks ago

South West London

Im very picky with the women I have sex with

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By *agerMorganMan
31 weeks ago

Canvey Island

Some guys just like to up the danger and go for a hole in the garden fence.

Think glory hole with added … something.

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By *eroLondonMan
31 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Im very picky with the women I have sex with"

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What's the secret to your suck-sex? If you tell me yours then I'll tell you mine.

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By *ittleMissCali_MrDJCouple
31 weeks ago

wonderland.


"…… won’t they

Love and Peace "
nope they really won't. I've been turned down many times

Cali

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By *1876Man
30 weeks ago

Dudley


"Some guys just like to up the danger and go for a hole in the garden fence.

Think glory hole with added … something. "

Easiest way to get wood

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
30 weeks ago

London (She/Her)


"Some will some think they will and some will never get any !"

My friend’s husband REALLY believes he’s good to his wife for not cheating on her. I think he has no idea how difficult it is for a boring, out of shape bloke in his mid 40s to actually get sex. He should be so grateful to her, without her he’d be on his own weeping into his crusty wank-sock

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By *1876Man
30 weeks ago

Dudley


"Some will some think they will and some will never get any !

My friend’s husband REALLY believes he’s good to his wife for not cheating on her. I think he has no idea how difficult it is for a boring, out of shape bloke in his mid 40s to actually get sex. He should be so grateful to her, without her he’d be on his own weeping into his crusty wank-sock "

Have you seen this sock? Is it a particularly nice one?

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
30 weeks ago

London (She/Her)


"Some will some think they will and some will never get any !

My friend’s husband REALLY believes he’s good to his wife for not cheating on her. I think he has no idea how difficult it is for a boring, out of shape bloke in his mid 40s to actually get sex. He should be so grateful to her, without her he’d be on his own weeping into his crusty wank-sock

Have you seen this sock? Is it a particularly nice one?"

I don’t think I’ve seen enough crusty wank socks to give a valid opinion. What does yours look like?

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By *olly MistlehoeWoman
30 weeks ago

Somewhere


"Some will some think they will and some will never get any !

My friend’s husband REALLY believes he’s good to his wife for not cheating on her. I think he has no idea how difficult it is for a boring, out of shape bloke in his mid 40s to actually get sex. He should be so grateful to her, without her he’d be on his own weeping into his crusty wank-sock "

Yes, I do genuinely believe some fellas think they've still 'got it'. When they never really had it

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By *1876Man
30 weeks ago

Dudley


"Some will some think they will and some will never get any !

My friend’s husband REALLY believes he’s good to his wife for not cheating on her. I think he has no idea how difficult it is for a boring, out of shape bloke in his mid 40s to actually get sex. He should be so grateful to her, without her he’d be on his own weeping into his crusty wank-sock

Have you seen this sock? Is it a particularly nice one?

I don’t think I’ve seen enough crusty wank socks to give a valid opinion. What does yours look like? "

Mine's a very fetching Argyle sock. Not so crusty now that I've given it it's six-monthly wash

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30 weeks ago


"Some will some think they will and some will never get any !

My friend’s husband REALLY believes he’s good to his wife for not cheating on her. I think he has no idea how difficult it is for a boring, out of shape bloke in his mid 40s to actually get sex. He should be so grateful to her, without her he’d be on his own weeping into his crusty wank-sock "

HAHAHAHAHA

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By *1876Man
30 weeks ago

Dudley


"Some will some think they will and some will never get any !

My friend’s husband REALLY believes he’s good to his wife for not cheating on her. I think he has no idea how difficult it is for a boring, out of shape bloke in his mid 40s to actually get sex. He should be so grateful to her, without her he’d be on his own weeping into his crusty wank-sock

HAHAHAHAHA "

With a little "hahahahaha" tagged on the end of that too

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
30 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
30 weeks ago

London (She/Her)


"Some will some think they will and some will never get any !

My friend’s husband REALLY believes he’s good to his wife for not cheating on her. I think he has no idea how difficult it is for a boring, out of shape bloke in his mid 40s to actually get sex. He should be so grateful to her, without her he’d be on his own weeping into his crusty wank-sock

Have you seen this sock? Is it a particularly nice one?

I don’t think I’ve seen enough crusty wank socks to give a valid opinion. What does yours look like?

Mine's a very fetching Argyle sock. Not so crusty now that I've given it it's six-monthly wash "

And it’s not even June yet! You’re really on top of your game

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By *1876Man
30 weeks ago

Dudley


"Some will some think they will and some will never get any !

My friend’s husband REALLY believes he’s good to his wife for not cheating on her. I think he has no idea how difficult it is for a boring, out of shape bloke in his mid 40s to actually get sex. He should be so grateful to her, without her he’d be on his own weeping into his crusty wank-sock

Have you seen this sock? Is it a particularly nice one?

I don’t think I’ve seen enough crusty wank socks to give a valid opinion. What does yours look like?

Mine's a very fetching Argyle sock. Not so crusty now that I've given it it's six-monthly wash

And it’s not even June yet! You’re really on top of your game "

I like to make an effort for a lady

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
30 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

I’ve reported your comment Lee. The forums enjoy a bit of light hearted teasing but I think you’ve crossed a line here. I doubt RV is actually bothered but there’s no need for abuse

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
30 weeks ago

Wirral.


"I’ve reported your comment Lee. The forums enjoy a bit of light hearted teasing but I think you’ve crossed a line here. I doubt RV is actually bothered but there’s no need for abuse "

Thanks gorgeous, but he'd need to try harder to upset me.

Some women, however, will be upset or offended by his comments.When will boys ever learn to play nice? Xx

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By *ee12367Man
30 weeks ago

sheffield

And that’s why the post says blokes will ahh anything ??hope your brownie points work

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
30 weeks ago

London (She/Her)


"I’ve reported your comment Lee. The forums enjoy a bit of light hearted teasing but I think you’ve crossed a line here. I doubt RV is actually bothered but there’s no need for abuse

Thanks gorgeous, but he'd need to try harder to upset me.

Some women, however, will be upset or offended by his comments.When will boys ever learn to play nice? Xx"

Right, I’m glad you’re not bothered (didn’t think you would be!) but it’s not on x

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By *ickie76XXXMan
30 weeks ago

dartford


"Another internet warrior"

You are a child! Unnecessary abuse and quoting animated films as that’s your level I suppose. No one is going to be offended by your weak jibes.

You say keyboard warrior. !!! Wtf. You couldn’t hit water if you fell out of a boat so stop abusing women and crawl back into your hole you Mutant

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By *ee12367Man
30 weeks ago

sheffield

If no one was offended then there would be no replies

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
30 weeks ago

Wirral.

Seems he's an equal opportunities offender

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By *ickie76XXXMan
30 weeks ago

dartford


"You say all that and block me you jellyfish "

jelly fish !!! What you on too little mermaid digs now? I’ve been called lots of things but a jelly fish has got to be the most pathetic I’ve ever heard.

Yes of course I’ve blocked you because me and most decent nice people on here don’t want cunts like you on here. Your posts were unrelated to the subject matter and you just started being a prick and still continue. It’s actually funny.

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By *ee12367Man
30 weeks ago

sheffield


"You say all that and block me you jellyfish

jelly fish !!! What you on too little mermaid digs now? I’ve been called lots of things but a jelly fish has got to be the most pathetic I’ve ever heard.

Yes of course I’ve blocked you because me and most decent nice people on here don’t want cunts like you on here. Your posts were unrelated to the subject matter and you just started being a prick and still continue. It’s actually funny. "
jelly fish means you’ve got no back bone..can type shit but then can’t take a reply

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
30 weeks ago

Wirral.


"You say all that and block me you jellyfish

jelly fish !!! What you on too little mermaid digs now? I’ve been called lots of things but a jelly fish has got to be the most pathetic I’ve ever heard.

Yes of course I’ve blocked you because me and most decent nice people on here don’t want cunts like you on here. Your posts were unrelated to the subject matter and you just started being a prick and still continue. It’s actually funny. jelly fish means you’ve got no back bone..can type shit but then can’t take a reply "

Just go to bed and let the grown ups talk. You know you'll be grumpy tomorrow if you don't get a nice rest

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By *amierebelMan
30 weeks ago

nae danger.


"…… won’t they

Love and Peace "

Less derailing.

But yes!! MOST will

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By *ickie76XXXMan
30 weeks ago

dartford


"You say all that and block me you jellyfish

jelly fish !!! What you on too little mermaid digs now? I’ve been called lots of things but a jelly fish has got to be the most pathetic I’ve ever heard.

Yes of course I’ve blocked you because me and most decent nice people on here don’t want cunts like you on here. Your posts were unrelated to the subject matter and you just started being a prick and still continue. It’s actually funny. jelly fish means you’ve got no back bone..can type shit but then can’t take a reply "

I’m replying to you aren’t I ? That’s big coming from a weak man that sends horrible messages to single women. What are you getting out of this??? Is it just some attention you crave and you don’t mind if it’s negative attention.

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
30 weeks ago

London (She/Her)


"It’s actually funny. jelly fish means you’ve got no back bone..can type shit but then can’t take a reply "

These are the forums. They’re meant for hanging out and chattering, not for entrenched battles. The culture here is polite and genteel teasing with tongue-in-cheek compliments and flirting. Please calm down and chill

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By *ee12367Man
30 weeks ago

sheffield


"You say all that and block me you jellyfish

jelly fish !!! What you on too little mermaid digs now? I’ve been called lots of things but a jelly fish has got to be the most pathetic I’ve ever heard.

Yes of course I’ve blocked you because me and most decent nice people on here don’t want cunts like you on here. Your posts were unrelated to the subject matter and you just started being a prick and still continue. It’s actually funny. jelly fish means you’ve got no back bone..can type shit but then can’t take a reply

I’m replying to you aren’t I ? That’s big coming from a weak man that sends horrible messages to single women. What are you getting out of this??? Is it just some attention you crave and you don’t mind if it’s negative attention. "
I hope this post gets you some pussy

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By *ee12367Man
30 weeks ago

sheffield


"It’s actually funny. jelly fish means you’ve got no back bone..can type shit but then can’t take a reply

These are the forums. They’re meant for hanging out and chattering, not for entrenched battles. The culture here is polite and genteel teasing with tongue-in-cheek compliments and flirting. Please calm down and chill "
I agree

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
30 weeks ago

Leeds

Not all of us.

The mr

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By *ruckingscouser69Man
30 weeks ago

Liverpool


"…… won’t they

Love and Peace nope they really won't. I've been turned down many times

Cali"

Their loss, coz I'd be all over you like a rash

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By *T89Man
30 weeks ago

Llandudno

nope, i couldnt unless actracted

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By *pa-LoverMan
30 weeks ago

Princes Risborough


"nope, i couldnt unless actracted"

Ditto.

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By *ansoffateMan
30 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Very few in my experience. Three I would say I have met, who would fall into that category.

One of which was very proud of this accomplishment and would be sure to recount the tales to the crowd at ritual gatherings, as a demonstration of his virility. There would be much rejoicing.

Alas, I am neither able or desirous of this super-power. In fact, I would say I am quite far from it and it is rare that I find someone that I would like, as you say: to shag.

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
30 weeks ago

Southampton

Well that took a turn very quickly !

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By *weet LisaTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Crawley


"Tbh there is some ugly women on here "

You have butthurt? No you don't have to answer that I already know but you do have butthurt though don't you?

You don't have to answer.

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By *heelerMan
30 weeks ago

Northants

Err yes i think i would be up 4 that

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
30 weeks ago

Maidstone

Anyway....

I'm counting on it

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By *ustincider888Man
30 weeks ago

Preston Ish

Depends if it's been a while.

And it has been a while

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By *layful HarlequinMan
30 weeks ago

iver heath


"If they're horny enough the hole in a pineapple ring looks tempting."

lol so true and funny

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By *esthetic21Man
30 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

No they won't

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By *ustincider888Man
30 weeks ago

Preston Ish


"If they're horny enough the hole in a pineapple ring looks tempting.

lol so true and funny "

Pineapple rings are to big a hole, I'd have to settle for a polo mint

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Always

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By *layful HarlequinMan
30 weeks ago

iver heath


"If they're horny enough the hole in a pineapple ring looks tempting.

lol so true and funny

Pineapple rings are to big a hole, I'd have to settle for a polo mint "

Och sorry to hear that

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
30 weeks ago

.

A lot will, literally anything

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By *usie pTV/TS
30 weeks ago

taunton

Most will only try the pineapple ring once, that pineapple juice stings.

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By *TG3Man
30 weeks ago

Dorchester


"No. Many men are jokey and put on bravado about it but in reality ..... most men are self respecting. "
Thankyou Granny we are

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By *he love catsCouple
30 weeks ago

South Wales

Every holes a goal

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By *urry BlokeMan
30 weeks ago

Stalybridge

I draw the line at reptiles

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
30 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Some would happily shag a not even a 6 begging for sex on a basement site like this, until she says no of course, then they're far above that slag

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
30 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

I'm in the basement

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
30 weeks ago

Reading

Any hole's a goal...

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago


"I'm in the basement "

I was here first (please go back up to level 6)

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By *illie fitMan
30 weeks ago

Bournemouth

If I’m horny I’d fuck the crack of dawn

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
30 weeks ago

Southampton


"If I’m horny I’d fuck the crack of dawn "

Better ask Dawn if she minds first lol

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By *agatoXXXMan
30 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.


"I'm in the basement "

I bet there's a sub-basement.

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By *avexxMan
30 weeks ago

cheshire


"If I’m horny I’d fuck the crack of dawn

Better ask Dawn if she minds first lol"

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
30 weeks ago

Southampton


"I'm in the basement

I bet there's a sub-basement."

Or a sub in a basement

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By *agatoXXXMan
30 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.


"I'm in the basement

I bet there's a sub-basement.

Or a sub in a basement "

Probably, but knowing my lick. It'd be a bloke.

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By *agatoXXXMan
30 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

*luck

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
30 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"I'm in the basement

I bet there's a sub-basement.

Or a sub in a basement

Probably, but knowing my lick. It'd be a bloke. "

So so many of them.

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By *usie pTV/TS
30 weeks ago

taunton

A totally blacked out basement is great fun

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By *ikesEmBigMan
30 weeks ago

Herts


"…… won’t they

Love and Peace "

Well not everything. It's just these ladies won't leave me alone

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
30 weeks ago

somewhere

When I see a profile or a guy says to me "I don't have a type" I automatically think 'yeah, he ain't fussy, just wants anyone that will give it' so I tend to steer clear of those, I might have missed out on some amazing meets with that mentally.

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By *ot - CoupleCouple
30 weeks ago

Glasgow


"…… won’t they

Love and Peace "

Some will, some won't.

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By *1876Man
30 weeks ago

Dudley


"…… won’t they

Love and Peace

Some will, some won't. "

Some need a lotta lovin' and some don't

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By *1876Man
30 weeks ago

Dudley


"When I see a profile or a guy says to me "I don't have a type" I automatically think 'yeah, he ain't fussy, just wants anyone that will give it' so I tend to steer clear of those, I might have missed out on some amazing meets with that mentally. "

That's be true with some of them...but with others, it might literally just be that they're easy-going and really don't have a specific type

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By *ikesEmBigMan
30 weeks ago

Herts


"When I see a profile or a guy says to me "I don't have a type" I automatically think 'yeah, he ain't fussy, just wants anyone that will give it' so I tend to steer clear of those, I might have missed out on some amazing meets with that mentally. "
It's all about me obvs

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By *opman121Man
30 weeks ago

stoke on trent

Cock rules the brain lol

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By *espectfulSilverFoxMan
30 weeks ago

sunbury


"…… won’t they

Love and Peace "

Not all....have to have some kind of mental connection as well as fancy the person.

One of my first meets on here over 10yrs ago...made that mistake. Never again

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30 weeks ago


"When I see a profile or a guy says to me "I don't have a type" I automatically think 'yeah, he ain't fussy, just wants anyone that will give it' so I tend to steer clear of those, I might have missed out on some amazing meets with that mentally. "

I don’t have a specific “type” looks wise but that doesn’t mean I’m not fussy.

For me personally it’s about how you can converse and connect with each other.

The mental stimulation is far more superior

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By *ools and the brainCouple
30 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"…… won’t they

Love and Peace "

Bend over

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By *hucky12Man
30 weeks ago

accrington

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By *ealitybitesMan
30 weeks ago

Belfast


"When I see a profile or a guy says to me "I don't have a type" I automatically think 'yeah, he ain't fussy, just wants anyone that will give it' so I tend to steer clear of those, I might have missed out on some amazing meets with that mentally. "

Does that apply to all the women who say exactly the same in their profiles?

I've seen lots that say "don't have a type, just don't be a dick!"

Why is it that men who don't have a type aren't fussy but women who don't have a type are open to exploring?

I don't have a type but I'm as fussy as fuck, hence why I've turned down more offers than I've accepted.

I've met 60+ people in 8 years and less than 10 percent of those have gone beyond a social by choice.

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By *a LunaWoman
30 weeks ago

South Wales


"…… won’t they

Love and Peace "

If you have ever lived near a military camp and gone out locally, you’d be mistaken for thinking so.

I’ve sat and people watched and d*unk myself sober.

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By *oquars19458Man
30 weeks ago

sheffield


"I’d shag a dinner plate if it had a crack "

Or a hair dressers floor

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By *lofeldMan
30 weeks ago

Redhill

I definitely won't, certainly there was a period in my 20s when I would but I've become very lazy when it comes to meeting new people, we really have to chime.

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By *agpuss_1Man
30 weeks ago

on the move

Nah I’m very picky

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By *riving_Home_For_MimiWoman
30 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Most will, they just rarely admit to it.

I've heard first hand stories about "doing" women for a place to stay, a bet, they were bored, taking one for the team when a mate pulled etc etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Some will check for a pulse first

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By *rill PhilMan
30 weeks ago

Crediton

I wouldn't but, I do love it when women say this! It's like... really? Shower heads, toothbrushes, cucumbers, bananas, hair brushes, bottles, plastic toys, rubber toys, silicone toys, glass toys, TV remotes...

But it's MEN who will fuck anything?

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By *ez669Man
30 weeks ago

East Kilbride

Hungover on a bank holiday then yeah that statement could be accurate

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

No they won’t. Try me.

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
30 weeks ago

Bromley

Some blokes would screw an ATM

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
30 weeks ago

In the clouds

Yeah they will.. i've had a few

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By *nnCeeWoman
30 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"Most will, they just rarely admit to it.

I've heard first hand stories about "doing" women for a place to stay, a bet, they were bored, taking one for the team when a mate pulled etc etc."

Many stories overheard at uni about "pull a pig". Or kissing/more on a bet.

And we wonder why sometimes women don't always trust men.

I'm not tarring every man with this brush, before everyone decides to berate me. And I'm sure there are women who kiss guys when on a night out they don't 100% fancy in order to make themselves feel better about themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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By *1876Man
30 weeks ago

Dudley


"Some will check for a pulse first "

Unless they have a zombie fetish

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By *1876Man
30 weeks ago

Dudley


"Some blokes would screw an ATM "

Well, some of those ATMs are quite seductive, ya know

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
30 weeks ago

somewhere


"When I see a profile or a guy says to me "I don't have a type" I automatically think 'yeah, he ain't fussy, just wants anyone that will give it' so I tend to steer clear of those, I might have missed out on some amazing meets with that mentally.

Does that apply to all the women who say exactly the same in their profiles?

I've seen lots that say "don't have a type, just don't be a dick!"

Why is it that men who don't have a type aren't fussy but women who don't have a type are open to exploring?

I don't have a type but I'm as fussy as fuck, hence why I've turned down more offers than I've accepted.

I've met 60+ people in 8 years and less than 10 percent of those have gone beyond a social by choice. "

Can't speak for other women but I'm as fussy as they come, even down to height. Hence when I got meets, it was very few and far between.

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By *usie pTV/TS
30 weeks ago

taunton

I am not one hundred percent sure it is only men I have stumbled across a few ladies out dogging when they have a ladyboner on and they are just as bad but probably more men are like it

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
30 weeks ago

chichester

Pretty accurate I think

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By *ros40Man
30 weeks ago

Bedford

Nope, I've a fussy cock

Saved me so much time and energy

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
30 weeks ago

SW Scotland

Is this a challenge ?

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Don't try it with a rhubarb crumble straight from the oven

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By *1876Man
30 weeks ago

Dudley


"Don't try it with a rhubarb crumble straight from the oven

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I really wish you'd have told me beforehand

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Not anything- I’ve got to be attracted to the person

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By *aitonelMan
30 weeks ago

Travelling

Judging by a fair few verifications out there. Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago


"…… won’t they

Love and Peace "

Good god no.

I'm pretty fussy.

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By *ayHaychMan
30 weeks ago

Leeds (Home) / Sheffield (Work)

I have to be attracted to the vibe, stereotypical “physical attraction” doesn’t hold as much importance for me.

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By *ayHaychMan
30 weeks ago

Leeds (Home) / Sheffield (Work)

Apple pies have a good vibe…

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
30 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

I'd even fuck a Asda jam donut, reminds me of period sex,

Mt

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

All the guys claiming to be fussy.

Bless them.

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By *hunky GentMan
30 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"All the guys claiming to be fussy.

Bless them. "

I'm fussy, thank you.

She has to have a pulse.

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By *issBellaWoman
30 weeks ago

Wales


"I'd even fuck a Asda jam donut, reminds me of period sex,

Mt "

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By *illy IdolMan
30 weeks ago

Midlands


"All the guys claiming to be fussy.

Bless them. "

There's a reason men love doggy

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago


"All the guys claiming to be fussy.

Bless them.

There's a reason men love doggy"

He knows^

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By *layful HarlequinMan
30 weeks ago

iver heath


"All the guys claiming to be fussy.

Bless them.

There's a reason men love doggy

He knows^"

Get you out the house

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By *iddlesticksMan
30 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’d shag a hole in the wall is it’s lined with moss.

I’d shag the crack of dawn if it had hair on it.

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By *allandathleticMan
30 weeks ago

Asgard

I draw the line at sharp bladed objects.

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By *agerMorganMan
30 weeks ago

Canvey Island


"Don't try it with a rhubarb crumble straight from the oven

"

Spoil my fun why don’t you!

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By *esiGalGuy123Man
30 weeks ago

Find me..

I won't just do anyone! Thanks

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By *aizyWoman
30 weeks ago

west midlands


"Don't try it with a rhubarb crumble straight from the oven

Spoil my fun why don’t you! "

If you like em piping hot, you crack on!

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
30 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"All the guys claiming to be fussy.

Bless them. "

I never do it clearly states in my profile I am desperate and will take anything on offer….unfortunately not even that level of desperation is working!!!

I do have a few guys interested, I wonder if i can be converted?

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By *agatoXXXMan
30 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.


"Don't try it with a rhubarb crumble straight from the oven

"

It's ok, I don't like rhubarb.

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago


"All the guys claiming to be fussy.

Bless them.

I never do it clearly states in my profile I am desperate and will take anything on offer….unfortunately not even that level of desperation is working!!!

I do have a few guys interested, I wonder if i can be converted? "

Send pictures if you go down that route.

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By *ongandharderMan
30 weeks ago

Rotherham

Due to rates on Incels , loneliness and women generally going for the same men / men of a certain standard being rightfully or wrongly particular

Results in frustration to the point most men will shag anything to get some form of contact or attention

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By *ongandharderMan
30 weeks ago

Rotherham

That then generates a society that creates and uses/facilitates para social relationships

With of models and more

Meaning that people aren't getting a physical connection but are getting an emotional one that albeit is faked on the basis of financial insensitive

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By *agerMorganMan
30 weeks ago

Canvey Island


"Don't try it with a rhubarb crumble straight from the oven

Spoil my fun why don’t you!

If you like em piping hot, you crack on! "

If you see me in either The Scum or the Daily Star, you’ll know it happened.

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By *ongandharderMan
30 weeks ago

Rotherham

But eventually the para social relationship becomes not enough and results in further rates of male depression, financial troubles or causes the men to act out in creepy or dangerous ways

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By *mf123Man
30 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

This is so true i once cut a hole in my slipper just so i could fuck it

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By *aizyWoman
30 weeks ago

west midlands


"Don't try it with a rhubarb crumble straight from the oven

Spoil my fun why don’t you!

If you like em piping hot, you crack on!

If you see me in either The Scum or the Daily Star, you’ll know it happened. "

Shame they cancelled the Jeremy Kyle Show!

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30 weeks ago

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By *agerMorganMan
30 weeks ago

Canvey Island


"Don't try it with a rhubarb crumble straight from the oven

Spoil my fun why don’t you!

If you like em piping hot, you crack on!

If you see me in either The Scum or the Daily Star, you’ll know it happened.

Shame they cancelled the Jeremy Kyle Show! "

That.. I couldn’t even begin to imagine the title across the bottom for that Jeremy Kyle show.

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago


"All the guys claiming to be fussy.

Bless them.

I never do it clearly states in my profile I am desperate and will take anything on offer….unfortunately not even that level of desperation is working!!!

I do have a few guys interested, I wonder if i can be converted?

Send pictures if you go down that route. "

Love your honest profile and your pics are pretty great too. I'm sure you will find plenty of willing guys. If only I were ten years younger, and could accommodate. could definitely make your hair curl!

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By *exbecs24Woman
30 weeks ago

Folkstone

ShaggySwingers has a piece de la resistance but I find men are very particular it's not all gun blazing on ShaggyanythingSwingers

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By *ongandharderMan
30 weeks ago

Rotherham


"But eventually the para social relationship becomes not enough and results in further rates of male depression, financial troubles or causes the men to act out in creepy or dangerous ways

"

I do find the psychology interesting if you couldn't tell

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By *aizyWoman
30 weeks ago

west midlands


"Don't try it with a rhubarb crumble straight from the oven

Spoil my fun why don’t you!

If you like em piping hot, you crack on!

If you see me in either The Scum or the Daily Star, you’ll know it happened.

Shame they cancelled the Jeremy Kyle Show!

That.. I couldn’t even begin to imagine the title across the bottom for that Jeremy Kyle show. "

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
30 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

I'd shag a bear if I was in the woods....

Mr

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By *ascaIMan
30 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

I’m banned from Anfield for trying to shag Jurgen Klopps tears.

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By *hunky GentMan
30 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I fucked the crack of Dawn once.

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

From what I have seen on this site proved by verifications that seems the case with many

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By *etal and KinkMan
30 weeks ago

Malice

I once shagged a bag of wet Weetabix

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
30 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"I once shagged a bag of wet Weetabix"

Should have gone Cheerio's

Mr

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By *ittleMissCali_MrDJCouple
30 weeks ago

wonderland.


"When I see a profile or a guy says to me "I don't have a type" I automatically think 'yeah, he ain't fussy, just wants anyone that will give it' so I tend to steer clear of those, I might have missed out on some amazing meets with that mentally. "
to be fair I don't have a type.. yet am very fussy.. I just don't have a physical type

Cali

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By *tarboy300Man
30 weeks ago

DUBLIN/KILDARE

Not all blokes are the same

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Some blokes think us women would ride anything

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By *eandmrsjones69Couple
30 weeks ago

Middle England


"…… won’t they

Love and Peace "

In a word, No

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By *hunky GentMan
30 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Some blokes think us women would ride anything "

Damn.

I'll get me coat.

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By *nnCeeWoman
30 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"I once shagged a bag of wet Weetabix"

I hope you washed as soon as you finished - everyone knows dried on Weetabix has a stronger bond than EVOSTICK(TM)

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By *nnCeeWoman
30 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"This is so true i once cut a hole in my slipper just so i could fuck it "

Ooooohhhhh.... warm and flufffyyyyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Some might I definitely won’t

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
30 weeks ago

Leeds

Yep.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
30 weeks ago

St Leonards

Nope.

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By *ife NinjaMan
30 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Nah. Not every holes a goal

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By *heel markMan
30 weeks ago

beside the sea

Absolutely not! I'd sooner go fuck free than shag anyone for the sake of it. Plenty men will but not for me . I've morals and standards that I just won't compromise.

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By *rispyDuckMan
30 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

One man’s Nissan is another man’s Ferrari

It’s all about perspective!

Not ever bloke is gonna shag the 10/10 super model the 1 & 2/10 need love too just saying.

And say the super model is giving it out for free, not every bloke might want the model everyone has shagged hence they go for the other options haha.

Like I said it’s all about perspective .

I’m a virgin so this done not apply to me haha

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
30 weeks ago

Southampton

Even me !

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By *1876Man
30 weeks ago

Dudley


"I once shagged a bag of wet Weetabix

I hope you washed as soon as you finished - everyone knows dried on Weetabix has a stronger bond than EVOSTICK(TM)"

I wondered why my Weetabix was extra creamy

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By *oiluvfunMan
30 weeks ago

Penrith

Some blokes will.

Some blokes won't.

Some blokes need a bit of lovin, and

Some blokes don't.....

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By *hortarseWoman
30 weeks ago

Norfolk

That's why glad I'm female always get fuck. I can choose hot guys

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
30 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"All the guys claiming to be fussy.

Bless them.

I never do it clearly states in my profile I am desperate and will take anything on offer….unfortunately not even that level of desperation is working!!!

I do have a few guys interested, I wonder if i can be converted?

Send pictures if you go down that route. "

You can be the photographer but a expect a hetro cleanse afterwards as a fee

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By *unchalMan
30 weeks ago

Dartford


"Some will. Some will slightly raise the bar"

Nah. They all will. And some pretend they raise the bar so they can shag some of the fancy birds on here. I bet they pretend not to like porn too!

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By *unchalMan
30 weeks ago

Dartford


"No. Many men are jokey and put on bravado about it but in reality ..... most men are self respecting. "

You have no idea how much men want to shag…anything, with a pulse.

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By *unchalMan
30 weeks ago

Dartford


"Not true, they got to have a pulse at least "

Snap

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Sounds hot. I’m in

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By *unchalMan
30 weeks ago

Dartford


"Not anything.

I prefer only other human beings. "

Of course. I have my standards.

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By *illy IdolMan
30 weeks ago

Midlands


"Some will. Some will slightly raise the bar

Nah. They all will. And some pretend they raise the bar so they can shag some of the fancy birds on here. I bet they pretend not to like porn too!"

I don't like porn

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