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By *nitter OP   Woman
33 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

Come on in and pull up a seat, come on even you lurkers come say hi.

I have made a blanket fort.

There's cookies, huggles and hairstoking for all who need some.

Bubbly and beer in the fridge, I've hidden the good wine though.

What did you bring?

Knitter

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"What did you bring?"

All the boys to the yard.

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By *agatoXXXMan
33 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.


"Come on in and pull up a seat, come on even you lurkers come say hi.

I have made a blanket fort.

There's cookies, huggles and hairstoking for all who need some.

Bubbly and beer in the fridge, I've hidden the good wine though.

What did you bring?

Knitter"

Cheese.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
33 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

My favourite vibrator and a bottle of rum.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
33 weeks ago

Southampton

I shall bring prosecco and snacks and maybe a couple of cozy blankets

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By *elloWoman
33 weeks ago

alpha centauri

I've not been invited to a party for ages , didn't have much in to being but I've brought a cheese and pineapple hedgehog I went posh and added some pickled onion too.

and I've got some shake and vac for the clean up after the party

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By *angria_girlukWoman
33 weeks ago

LUTON

A deck of Uno cards, and regular playing cards, some crisps, and ice.

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By *aitonelMan
33 weeks ago

Away for Christmas

Will there be punch and pie?

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

We brought now 71 for some background music

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By *nitter OP   Woman
33 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"What did you bring?

All the boys to the yard."

Well they are your responsibility so just keep an eye on them

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By *nitter OP   Woman
33 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Come on in and pull up a seat, come on even you lurkers come say hi.

I have made a blanket fort.

There's cookies, huggles and hairstoking for all who need some.

Bubbly and beer in the fridge, I've hidden the good wine though.

What did you bring?

Knitter

Cheese."

Ohhh what kins?

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"What did you bring?

All the boys to the yard.

Well they are your responsibility so just keep an eye on them"

they'll be in the corner all night talking cars and work

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By *nitter OP   Woman
33 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"My favourite vibrator and a bottle of rum."

The rum.can go on the table keep the rest in your purse

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By *nitter OP   Woman
33 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I shall bring prosecco and snacks and maybe a couple of cozy blankets "

Nice I filled the bath with ice, the fridge is already full

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"What did you bring?

All the boys to the yard.

Well they are your responsibility so just keep an eye on them"

Just Pete is merely a delivery service.

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By *nitter OP   Woman
33 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I've not been invited to a party for ages , didn't have much in to being but I've brought a cheese and pineapple hedgehog I went posh and added some pickled onion too.

and I've got some shake and vac for the clean up after the party "

Fancy and sooper considerate. you

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By *.R.MMan
33 weeks ago

Norfolk

I’ll bring the cocktail sausages and vimto

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By *nitter OP   Woman
33 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"A deck of Uno cards, and regular playing cards, some crisps, and ice. "

Yahhhh games I live Uno and I'm sooooo good at it

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By *nitter OP   Woman
33 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Will there be punch and pie? "

Of course handsome, punch is on the table and the pie is in the oven

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By *nitter OP   Woman
33 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"We brought now 71 for some background music "

Pop it on let's get this party jumpin

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By *aizyWoman
33 weeks ago

west midlands

I'll bring a cheese and pineapple hedgehog.

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By *nitter OP   Woman
33 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"What did you bring?

All the boys to the yard.

Well they are your responsibility so just keep an eye on themthey'll be in the corner all night talking cars and work"

Hmmmmm oooookay

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By *nitter OP   Woman
33 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"What did you bring?

All the boys to the yard.

Well they are your responsibility so just keep an eye on them

Just Pete is merely a delivery service."

Pete doesn't look like he should be driving

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By *nitter OP   Woman
33 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I’ll bring the cocktail sausages and vimto "

Tesco 2 for £3 or did you make your own?

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
33 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

A friendly disposition, absinthe, and a pair of slippers (in case shoes aren't allowed indoors).

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By *nitter OP   Woman
33 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I'll bring a cheese and pineapple hedgehog."

Well pop it next the the one Hello brought, does yours have pickled onions too? I live those little bad boys

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By *.R.MMan
33 weeks ago

Norfolk


"I’ll bring the cocktail sausages and vimto

Tesco 2 for £3 or did you make your own?"

Good old Tesco

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By *nitter OP   Woman
33 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"A friendly disposition, absinthe, and a pair of slippers (in case shoes aren't allowed indoors)."

You may adorne your feet as you please, absinthe I can't recall the last time I drank that. (See what I did there

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By *aizyWoman
33 weeks ago

west midlands


"I'll bring a cheese and pineapple hedgehog.

Well pop it next the the one Hello brought, does yours have pickled onions too? I live those little bad boys"

Dammit, should have checked what everyone else was bringing first, I'll exchange it for a trifle.

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
33 weeks ago

Sunderland

Mrs says she's not coming unless it's an S Club Party

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By *elloWoman
33 weeks ago

alpha centauri


"I shall bring prosecco and snacks and maybe a couple of cozy blankets

Nice I filled the bath with ice, the fridge is already full"

A bath filled with ice . Whose waking up without their kidneys

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
33 weeks ago

Southampton


"I shall bring prosecco and snacks and maybe a couple of cozy blankets

Nice I filled the bath with ice, the fridge is already full

A bath filled with ice . Whose waking up without their kidneys "

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
33 weeks ago

Sunderland


"I shall bring prosecco and snacks and maybe a couple of cozy blankets

Nice I filled the bath with ice, the fridge is already full

A bath filled with ice . Whose waking up without their kidneys "

If you have to ask its you

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By *nitter OP   Woman
33 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I’ll bring the cocktail sausages and vimto

Tesco 2 for £3 or did you make your own?

Good old Tesco "

They are kinda morish

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By *nitter OP   Woman
33 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I'll bring a cheese and pineapple hedgehog.

Well pop it next the the one Hello brought, does yours have pickled onions too? I live those little bad boys

Dammit, should have checked what everyone else was bringing first, I'll exchange it for a trifle."

Hey hey don't be hasty you can never have to many hedgehogs at a _nitter party

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By *nitter OP   Woman
33 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Mrs says she's not coming unless it's an S Club Party"

**starts signing Reach at top volume**

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By *nitter OP   Woman
33 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I shall bring prosecco and snacks and maybe a couple of cozy blankets

Nice I filled the bath with ice, the fridge is already full

A bath filled with ice . Whose waking up without their kidneys "

Wow that got dark, it's for the bubbly silly. Everyone leaves a Knitter party with all their organs, sometimes without their pride

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By *ivpoolmanMan
33 weeks ago

Liverpool

Anyone bringing Vol-au-vents?? Hah

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
33 weeks ago

Sunderland


"Mrs says she's not coming unless it's an S Club Party

**starts signing Reach at top volume**"

Shes getting ready. We're bringing cheesecake and aperol spritz

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By *ornucopiaMan
33 weeks ago

Bexley

I will bring my Mates (box of 9).

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By *nitter OP   Woman
33 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Anyone bringing Vol-au-vents?? Hah"

Ohhhhhh yummy what kind? (Please say prawn please say prawn)

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By *nitter OP   Woman
33 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Mrs says she's not coming unless it's an S Club Party

**starts signing Reach at top volume**

Shes getting ready. We're bringing cheesecake and aperol spritz "

Whoop whoop I cheesecake, can you bring some double cream ad well? Pleaseeeeee

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By *nitter OP   Woman
33 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I will bring my Mates (box of 9)."

Will there be enough to go around?

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
33 weeks ago

The Continental

Rum, and a depth gauge.

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
33 weeks ago

somewhere


"We brought now 71 for some background music "

Retro!

I'll bring some party hats, we all need hats right?

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By *ornyblackman1Man
33 weeks ago

Norwich

Me myself and I

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
33 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Share bag of Wotsits and a can of shandy

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

I brought misery.

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By *nitter OP   Woman
33 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Rum, and a depth gauge."

Rums good

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By *nitter OP   Woman
33 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"We brought now 71 for some background music

Retro!

I'll bring some party hats, we all need hats right?"

Always party hats. Can I be a princess pleaseèeeeee

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By *cflirtyMan
33 weeks ago

Hampshire

Am I too late? I have cheese nibbles a selection of dips and wine!

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By *rRiosMan
33 weeks ago

dublin

A cadburys twirl and some glitter… I feel you’d enjoy them

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By *nitter OP   Woman
33 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Me myself and I "

And you are very welcome

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By *nitter OP   Woman
33 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I brought misery. "

You need a huggle?

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By *ansoffateMan
33 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Pimm's lemonade Strawberries and Oranges.

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By *ex HolesMan
33 weeks ago

Up North

Is it in yer knickers?

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By *nitter OP   Woman
33 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Am I too late? I have cheese nibbles a selection of dips and wine! "

You are so in. We need dips.

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By *cflirtyMan
33 weeks ago

Hampshire


"A cadburys twirl and some glitter… I feel you’d enjoy them "

If only Anthea had known that's what Brucie meant , when he said " give us a twirl Anthea" every week

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By *nitter OP   Woman
33 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"A cadburys twirl and some glitter… I feel you’d enjoy them "

Yeahhhhhh for the glitter I was running low

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
33 weeks ago

somewhere


"We brought now 71 for some background music

Retro!

I'll bring some party hats, we all need hats right?

Always party hats. Can I be a princess pleaseèeeeee "

Absolutely, you are the host!

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By *cflirtyMan
33 weeks ago

Hampshire


"Am I too late? I have cheese nibbles a selection of dips and wine!

You are so in. We need dips."

I fo like a good dip in

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By *cflirtyMan
33 weeks ago

Hampshire


"Am I too late? I have cheese nibbles a selection of dips and wine!

You are so in. We need dips.

I fo like a good dip in "

Do !

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By *nitter OP   Woman
33 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Pimm's lemonade Strawberries and Oranges. "

handsome had arrived

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By *nitter OP   Woman
33 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Is it in yer knickers? "

????? You okay Rex?

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By *ansoffateMan
33 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Pimm's lemonade Strawberries and Oranges.

handsome had arrived"

Hey beautiful x

You got a jug, ice and knife? I'll get this whipped up for you in no time.

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By *cLovin2Man
33 weeks ago

Reading


"What did you bring?

All the boys to the yard."

Where's the milkshake we were promised?

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By *cLovin2Man
33 weeks ago

Reading


"I'll bring a cheese and pineapple hedgehog.

Well pop it next the the one Hello brought, does yours have pickled onions too? I live those little bad boys

Dammit, should have checked what everyone else was bringing first, I'll exchange it for a trifle."

I've just been eating cheese with pickled onions in it any ladies fancy a snog?

Note how I had to add a caveat for ladies on fab

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By *ex HolesMan
33 weeks ago

Up North


"Is it in yer knickers?

????? You okay Rex?"

No but any hole is a goal

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By *nitter OP   Woman
33 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Pimm's lemonade Strawberries and Oranges.

handsome had arrived

Hey beautiful x

You got a jug, ice and knife? I'll get this whipped up for you in no time. "

Thank goodness. Co host?

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By *nitter OP   Woman
33 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"What did you bring?

All the boys to the yard.

Where's the milkshake we were promised? "

In the fridge dude

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By *nitter OP   Woman
33 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I'll bring a cheese and pineapple hedgehog.

Well pop it next the the one Hello brought, does yours have pickled onions too? I live those little bad boys

Dammit, should have checked what everyone else was bringing first, I'll exchange it for a trifle.

I've just been eating cheese with pickled onions in it any ladies fancy a snog?

Note how I had to add a caveat for ladies on fab "

Pocket up

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Bacon sandwiches with extra brown sauce !!

Wheres the good vino !?

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By *nitter OP   Woman
33 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Is it in yer knickers?

????? You okay Rex?

No but any hole is a goal "

Want to huggle near my boobs?

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By *ambertMan
33 weeks ago

Cheltenham

I'm already in bed, so I bring pillows and the embrace of the void

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By *uxom redCouple
33 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Rum and cards against humanity game.

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By *cLovin2Man
33 weeks ago

Reading


"Is it in yer knickers?

????? You okay Rex?

No but any hole is a goal

Want to huggle near my boobs?"

Can I bury my face in your boobs. It's a very comforting feeling you know

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By *.R.MMan
33 weeks ago

Norfolk

I’ve got to leave the party, enjoy

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By *cLovin2Man
33 weeks ago

Reading


"What did you bring?

All the boys to the yard.

Where's the milkshake we were promised?

In the fridge dude"

It's not the milkshake I was promised, didn't you hear the song?

https://youtu.be/6AwXKJoKJz4?si=Fp79eUqRfb8xDfWE

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By *ongandharderMan
33 weeks ago

Rotherham

I brought the rum

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By *cLovin2Man
33 weeks ago

Reading


"I brought the rum "

Good, coyote's been dying for some. Now she'll go from misery to d*unk misery.

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By *ex HolesMan
33 weeks ago

Up North


"Is it in yer knickers?

????? You okay Rex?

No but any hole is a goal

Want to huggle near my boobs?"

Yes, with my cock in between them

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By *nitter OP   Woman
33 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I'm already in bed, so I bring pillows and the embrace of the void "

Just pile them in fort

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By *nitter OP   Woman
33 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Rum and cards against humanity game."

Pop the Rum in the ridge

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By *uxom redCouple
33 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

I could always knock up a Victoria sponge only take about 40 mins

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By *nitter OP   Woman
33 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"Is it in yer knickers?

????? You okay Rex?

No but any hole is a goal

Want to huggle near my boobs?

Can I bury my face in your boobs. It's a very comforting feeling you know "

Sure I have good boobs

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By *nitter OP   Woman
33 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"I’ve got to leave the party, enjoy "

Sleep well

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By *nitter OP   Woman
33 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn


"What did you bring?

All the boys to the yard.

Where's the milkshake we were promised?

In the fridge dude

It's not the milkshake I was promised, didn't you hear the song?

https://youtu.be/6AwXKJoKJz4?

si=Fp79eUqRfb8xDfWE"

Ohhh

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By *cflirtyMan
33 weeks ago

Hampshire


"I’ve got to leave the party, enjoy

Sleep well "

Goodnight nearby yarner

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By *ustamanMan
33 weeks ago

weymouth

Kraken coffee rum - an acquired taste so it may just be me drinking it

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By *cLovin2Man
33 weeks ago

Reading


"Is it in yer knickers?

????? You okay Rex?

No but any hole is a goal

Want to huggle near my boobs?

Can I bury my face in your boobs. It's a very comforting feeling you know

Sure I have good boobs"

I can tell from the pictures, I hope you don't mind me grabbing your ass too. I don't mean to be greedy but Megan Trainor was right, boys like a little more booty to hold at night.

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By *uxom redCouple
33 weeks ago

Shrewsbury


"Kraken coffee rum - an acquired taste so it may just be me drinking it "
ohh I'll have some with ice please

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By *cLovin2Man
33 weeks ago

Reading


"What did you bring?

All the boys to the yard.

Where's the milkshake we were promised?

In the fridge dude

It's not the milkshake I was promised, didn't you hear the song?

https://youtu.be/6AwXKJoKJz4?

si=Fp79eUqRfb8xDfWE

Ohhh"

Knitter, have you never heard that song before?

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By *uxom redCouple
33 weeks ago

Shrewsbury


"What did you bring?

All the boys to the yard.

Where's the milkshake we were promised?

In the fridge dude

It's not the milkshake I was promised, didn't you hear the song?

https://youtu.be/6AwXKJoKJz4?

si=Fp79eUqRfb8xDfWE

Ohhh

Knitter, have you never heard that song before?"

She's a classy lady probably blocked it from her mind or just being polite

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By *elloWoman
33 weeks ago

alpha centauri

Can I tempt anyone to a game of twister

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
33 weeks ago

Essex


"Can I tempt anyone to a game of twister "

Naked? Baby oil?

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By *cLovin2Man
33 weeks ago

Reading


"Can I tempt anyone to a game of twister

Naked? Baby oil?"

Me, me, me!

Don't worry if my dong hits you in the face, just give him a gentle nudge.

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By *elloWoman
33 weeks ago

alpha centauri


"Can I tempt anyone to a game of twister

Naked? Baby oil?"

Is there any other kind

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By *1876Man
32 weeks ago

Dudley

I've brought a very small cat and a safety pin

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

I bought Pepsi

No way wine is better than Pepsi

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By *carlett!Woman
32 weeks ago

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"A deck of Uno cards, and regular playing cards, some crisps, and ice. "

That sounds like my kinda party. Can it be strip

Uno? I'll bring some chocolate & Prosecco for the ice too

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago


"A deck of Uno cards, and regular playing cards, some crisps, and ice.

That sounds like my kinda party. Can it be strip

Uno? I'll bring some chocolate & Prosecco for the ice too "

Sounds awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

Has the party finished? Do I need to bring bin bags, a mop and detergent to clean up?

Are there any bodies that need disposing of, in which case should I bring a spade, or even a vat of acid?

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By *partan69Man
32 weeks ago

hyde

Yay me , I've been invited to a party

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By *sername992023Man
32 weeks ago

hertford

I have brought along a mix tape to play

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By *irtydevil666Man
32 weeks ago

bristol

Rubber gloves for the clean up

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