FabSwingers.com forum: Plastic Bottle Tops

By *ssex_tom OP Man
33 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Bit irritating that some plastic drinks bottles now have tethered caps so that if you an a swig from a bottle then the cap gets in the way. Apparently it's because of the meddling of the EU. Tom thought England was free from these buggers.. First cucumbers then bananas and now our drinks bottles... What's going on here guys. It's all over the news

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By *he love catsCouple
33 weeks ago

South Wales

Yes I just pull them off, they're a pain.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Now we have a reason for ww3!

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By *aitonelMan
33 weeks ago

Away for Christmas

Move it to the side. Problem solved.

Unless your have a really weird or overly fat shaped face.

So many whiney fucking people over a bottle top.

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By *mma29Couple
33 weeks ago

wirral

Probably something about turtles, they get the blame for straws and plastic things.

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By *ascaIMan
33 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

What’s the latest news on bananas? I missed that.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
33 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Don't get Tom started on the bananas ....

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By *eordieJeansCouple
33 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

First they took our plastic straws and then our bottle tops. What’s next? Our freedom?

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
33 weeks ago

Chelmsford

The buggers wanted straighter bananas ffs

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By *lynJMan
33 weeks ago

Morden

I blame the French.

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By *ady LickWoman
33 weeks ago

Northampton Somewhere

It's to do with recycling Tom. Fact.

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By *andICouple
33 weeks ago

Liverpool

What the lady above said. If the lids are separated, they can’t identify them for recycling or something along those lines. By keeping them attached to the bottles, they go the right way on the conveyor belt!

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
33 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Make the tether longer then

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By *ansoffateMan
33 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

They all taste like piss now anyway, with all the sweetners.

What difference does an irritating bottle top make?

Why not just put a paper straw in there?

Problem solved, turtles saved, obesity avoided and planet rescued from the brink of ecological disaster.

Mmmm I am so thirsty I'd love to drink pissy chemical flavoured fizzy water through soggy paper. Only £3 for 500ml too wow.

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