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By *eardedman76 OP   Man
34 weeks ago

westminster

As a married family man I sadly can’t just have a butt plug in the bedside table.

What everyday items easier to hide around the house do you find does the prostate stimulation trick well?

I have found a vimto candy spray hard plastic bottle works exceptionally well. Google it.

Any other ideas or suggestions?

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

A broom, kitchen sink plunger, Henry the Hoover and of course a variety of veggies

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By *eordieJeansCouple
34 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

3ltr bottle of frosty jacks

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By *ickylouCouple
34 weeks ago

b71

Why can’t you just tell her that you like your prostrate stimulated.

She will tell you she likes her clit stimulated.

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By *eardedman76 OP   Man
34 weeks ago

westminster


"Why can’t you just tell her that you like your prostrate stimulated.

She will tell you she likes her clit stimulated. "

. It’s complicated

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By *ixenandhoundCouple
34 weeks ago

Plymouth, South west

I'd say that explaining a butt plug is easier than explaining why you're at a and e with something stuck that needs removing. That's always a tricky explanation to the triage nurse

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
34 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Get a Gnomey-Oh and pretend it's a soft garden ornament.

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By *elloWoman
34 weeks ago

alpha centauri

Cucumber it's a tasty alternative

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By *ortySwitchMan
34 weeks ago

london


"Cucumber it's a tasty alternative "

You eat them afterwards? kinky!

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By *ortySwitchMan
34 weeks ago

london

Roll on Anti-perspireant sticks work well. Place one inside you then sit on a chair and rock back and forth.

A short handheld umbrealla with a hook handle. Place the hook inside your bum and press your cock agasint the umbrella part. Feels incredible!

3 or 4 golf balls in a condom.

One of your wifes dildos?

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By *eardedman76 OP   Man
34 weeks ago

westminster


"Roll on Anti-perspireant sticks work well. Place one inside you then sit on a chair and rock back and forth.

A short handheld umbrealla with a hook handle. Place the hook inside your bum and press your cock agasint the umbrella part. Feels incredible!

3 or 4 golf balls in a condom.

One of your wifes dildos?"

Thanks bud

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By *eardedman76 OP   Man
33 weeks ago

westminster


"Get a Gnomey-Oh and pretend it's a soft garden ornament."
haha

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
33 weeks ago

Leeds

Tell the Mrs you want a butt plus, better that than explaining why you've a bottle up your arse.

Mrs

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By *mandajane01TV/TS
33 weeks ago

Ballymena


"Roll on Anti-perspireant sticks work well. Place one inside you then sit on a chair and rock back and forth.

A short handheld umbrealla with a hook handle. Place the hook inside your bum and press your cock agasint the umbrella part. Feels incredible!

"

Make sure it’s the handle and not the pointy end, butt if you fancy the pointy end FFS don’t nudge the button cos that’s really hard to explain at A&E

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By *ig1gaz1Man
33 weeks ago

bradford


"As a married family man I sadly can’t just have a butt plug in the bedside table.

"

Im sorry but your talking a load of nonsense

there is plenty of places to hide stuff from mags to even butt plugs or even ladies clothes in a house.

whilst a flat is harder to hide stuff

as goes for struggerling to get items delivered well po boxs do exist in the uk

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