FabSwingers.com forum: The man translator

By *ickshawed OP Couple
33 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Ever wondered what the man in your life really means when he talks?

Type something he has said or might say and our patented ManTranslator™ will share with your the true meaning.

As an example Mr Rickshawed said "I like your top". Put it through the machine and we find he really said "your boobs look good in that".

So what are you waiting for? Give it a go. See what he really means*.

*We do not accept liability for any arguments or sexy time caused by the translations

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By *nitterWoman
33 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

I'll call

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

No your bum does not look big in that

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
33 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I'm hungry

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By *naswingdressWoman
33 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Of course, I'll do it right away

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
33 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"I'll call"

You can text me. Women like the chase.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
33 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"No your bum does not look big in that "

What was that you said? Oooh, jelly babies..

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
33 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"I'm hungry"

Where's the beer?

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

"Of course, I'll do it right away"
ill do it when i can be arsed at some point maybe

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
33 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Of course, I'll do it right away"

I respect you enough to realise you'll do it better than me, so I'll let you

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By *illy IdolMan
33 weeks ago

Midlands

You've got stunning eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

"You've got stunning eyes"
you have a filthy look in your eyes, must be anal night

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
33 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"You've got stunning eyes"

I'll try not to get my cum in them

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

"You've got stunning eyes

I'll try not to get my cum in them"
im gunna try blind you temporarily

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By *eordieJeansCouple
33 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

“I agree. That dress is better than the last one”

Hurry the fuck up and get ready, the match kicks off at 7:45pm and I want to get a table close enough to the telly.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
33 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"“I agree. That dress is better than the last one”

Hurry the fuck up and get ready, the match kicks off at 7:45pm and I want to get a table close enough to the telly."

Sorry didn’t read the op properly.

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
33 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"“I agree. That dress is better than the last one”"

It really doesn't matter luv, they all look the same crumpled on my bedroom floor

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
33 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"“I agree. That dress is better than the last one”

Hurry the fuck up and get ready, the match kicks off at 7:45pm and I want to get a table close enough to the telly.

Sorry didn’t read the op properly."

No worries, always good to see other Translators out there

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By *ools and the brainCouple
33 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"I'm hungry"

Translation

" I can't be arsed to make anything can you do it for me whilst I sit on the sofa scratching my balls watching football"

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By *ools and the brainCouple
33 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"You've got stunning eyes"

Translation

"I'm struggling to complement any other part of you so I'll say eyes, that might get me a shag"

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
33 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"I can't find the (insert any fucking object in the house) and I've looked everywhere"

*The machine whirs into action...

"I can't be arsed to look".

**Object is in plain sight.

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By *unCycleGymRepeatMan
33 weeks ago

Greater London

I was thinking about you and bought x, I hope it's something you like?*

*Got it to worth a blowjob.

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By *illy IdolMan
33 weeks ago

Midlands

I'm just nipping out for a beer

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
33 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

""I can't find the (insert any fucking object in the house) and I've looked everywhere""

Life's so unfair. I want my mummy

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
33 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"I was thinking about you and bought x, I hope it's something you like?"

Of course it's really for me, but I'm hoping you fall for this and don't tell me off

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
33 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"I'm just nipping out for a beer"

I'm going for a run, but am too embarrassed to admit it

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By *adyBugsWoman
33 weeks ago

cognito

I don’t have a man

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By *adyBugsWoman
33 weeks ago

cognito

"You've got stunning eyes

I'll try not to get my cum in them"

Ouch

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By *ansoffateMan
33 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Of course I'd love to spend Sunday at your mother's.

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By *illy IdolMan
33 weeks ago

Midlands

"Of course I'd love to spend Sunday at your mother's."

Your cooking is shit and I'm willing to put up with the mother in law for a decent meal

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

I really like you

Translation - I'm really horny and you'll do

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Ill make tea and wash up

"but i best get at least a blowie or im not doing it again"

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
33 weeks ago

Central

I'm not sure what time I'll make it back

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By *ansoffateMan
33 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"Of course I'd love to spend Sunday at your mother's.

Your cooking is shit and I'm willing to put up with the mother in law for a decent meal"

No comment

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
33 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Of course I'd love to spend Sunday at your mother's."

I'll have to make sure my phone is charged enough to watch football on the toilet

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
33 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"I really like you"

Oooh boobs

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
33 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Ill make tea and wash up"

You should have enough energy for anal now

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
33 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"I'm not sure what time I'll make it back "

I'll be back late. And horny

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