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"Tell someone if you are constantly wanking over them? Is it over sharing? A compliment? A ewww moment? Asking for a friend. " Tell them. Over sharing.... Maybe I would think it was complimentary that you were that attracted to them. It would only be ewes if you were not what they are looking for. | |||
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"Tell someone if you are constantly wanking over them? Is it over sharing? A compliment? A ewww moment? Asking for a friend. " You're more than welcome. I do the same.... | |||
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"Someone on here I’m vibing with or a stranger on the bus? Yes to both anyway " Why is it you see the hottest people in random places? Why aren't these people in my life!?!! | |||
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"It would depend on the relationship I had with them and whether I thought knowing would turn them on or at least be taken as a compliment. If unsure, best not." That's the thing. Some guys are outright horn dogs and would get off on such things. Others, they could be slightly disgusted. It's 50/50. | |||
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"Tell someone if you are constantly wanking over them? Is it over sharing? A compliment? A ewww moment? Hell no Asking for a friend. " | |||
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"Tell someone if you are constantly wanking over them? Is it over sharing? A compliment? A ewww moment? Asking for a friend. " Tell your friend if it’s a woman telling a man it normally cums across well…  | |||
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"It doesn't happen all that often, but it comes in spurts." Ba-dum-tisssssh | |||
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"It's an urgh, brother.... urgh... moment. (Not literally anyone's brother, that would be even more urgh) But I'm sure men would love to know a woman is using them for the fap material." See this is it, I would hate it if a guy's said that to me. Instant eewwwww face | |||
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"I think it depends on how hot you are and how much the other person wants to fuck you. Glad your vagina is thawing out once more OP." It's for a friend Miss Meli!! A FRIEND! | |||
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"I don't mind being told someone is enjoying my pics, I don't think I've ever told someone I'm wanking over them though lol" I'd like to disagree with this... | |||
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"Someone on here I’m vibing with or a stranger on the bus? Yes to both anyway Why is it you see the hottest people in random places? Why aren't these people in my life!?!!" Oh no no. The bar is just low. I don’t need attraction I just need someone willing to take one for the team | |||
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"Do people actually wank over other real life people? Seems weird." There he is! | |||
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"If you're wanking over them, surely they would notice when the jizz landed on their head?" I know I'm tall but I'm not that tall | |||
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"Not told you I do, have I? There is your answer! " So you do!! Knew it. | |||
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"Do people actually wank over other real life people? Seems weird. There he is!" Wait… am I the person you’ve been flicking it over?  | |||
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"Do people actually wank over other real life people? Seems weird. There he is! Wait… am I the person you’ve been flicking it over? "Geordies are my weakness. | |||
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"Do people actually wank over other real life people? Seems weird. There he is! Wait… am I the person you’ve been flicking it over?
Geordies are my weakness. "Yorkies are mine. The chocolate, not the people… or dogs. | |||
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"I think it depends on how hot you are and how much the other person wants to fuck you. Glad your vagina is thawing out once more OP. It's for a friend Miss Meli!! A FRIEND!" Okay, okay, geez Miss Coyote, keep your wig on. I'm happy your friend's vagina is thawing out, knew she had it in her. | |||
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"Someone on here I’m vibing with or a stranger on the bus? Yes to both anyway Why is it you see the hottest people in random places? Why aren't these people in my life!?!! Oh no no. The bar is just low. I don’t need attraction I just need someone willing to take one for the team "  | |||
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"I don't mind being told someone is enjoying my pics, I don't think I've ever told someone I'm wanking over them though lol I'd like to disagree with this... " | |||
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"I think it depends on how hot you are and how much the other person wants to fuck you. Glad your vagina is thawing out once more OP. It's for a friend Miss Meli!! A FRIEND! Okay, okay, geez Miss Coyote, keep your wig on. I'm happy your friend's vagina is thawing out, knew she had it in her." I think the problem is that it's not in her!  | |||
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"I’ve got a spreadsheet that counts them all up! Then I send them all updates of when it happened, length of wank and a satisfaction score xx" Now that’s dedication. | |||
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"I had a little fiddle over your pink hair the other night. I'd leave the constantly bit out though if I was you. It's eww if you're not attracted to them and a compliment if you are. Harsh rules"  A little fiddle | |||
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"Probably not as they have a restraining order in place already " Push those boundaries. | |||
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"I’m gonna hazard a guess. A massive sweeping generalisation. An informed hunch, if you like. I’m going to assume that any guy who’s on Fab is here to get his rocks off. And likes women who like getting themselves off. And would be turned right on to hear that a woman here was wanking over him. Which is a long-winded way of saying you should have spilled, OP." Not all guys are raging pervs RTG. I've not seen your penis for while just fyi. | |||
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"I think it depends on how hot you are and how much the other person wants to fuck you. Glad your vagina is thawing out once more OP. It's for a friend Miss Meli!! A FRIEND! Okay, okay, geez Miss Coyote, keep your wig on. I'm happy your friend's vagina is thawing out, knew she had it in her. I think the problem is that it's not in her! "I don't want my friends vagina in me. | |||
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"Tell someone if you are constantly wanking over them? Is it over sharing? A compliment? A ewww moment? Asking for a friend. " I find it a bit icky if I'm honest. I love your hair colour BTW, pretty  | |||
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"I think it depends on how hot you are and how much the other person wants to fuck you. Glad your vagina is thawing out once more OP. It's for a friend Miss Meli!! A FRIEND! Okay, okay, geez Miss Coyote, keep your wig on. I'm happy your friend's vagina is thawing out, knew she had it in her. I think the problem is that it's not in her!
I don't want my friends vagina in me."Are we still claiming the whole “friend” thing? | |||
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"I think it depends on how hot you are and how much the other person wants to fuck you. Glad your vagina is thawing out once more OP. It's for a friend Miss Meli!! A FRIEND! Okay, okay, geez Miss Coyote, keep your wig on. I'm happy your friend's vagina is thawing out, knew she had it in her. I think the problem is that it's not in her!
I don't want my friends vagina in me.
Are we still claiming the whole “friend” thing?"I have friends! Well, I have one at least. | |||
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"I think I’d be faced with a big massive block … or a well deserved insulting name …. But people operate differently … I reckon if you told a guy he’d fire back with a dick shot reaction "Ooh pretty penis, tempted now. | |||
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"I had a little fiddle over your pink hair the other night. I'd leave the constantly bit out though if I was you. It's eww if you're not attracted to them and a compliment if you are. Harsh rules A little fiddle"The optimist in me refreshed his messages 40 times. Time for a glass of wine now  | |||
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"I had a little fiddle over your pink hair the other night. I'd leave the constantly bit out though if I was you. It's eww if you're not attracted to them and a compliment if you are. Harsh rules A little fiddle
The optimist in me refreshed his messages 40 times.
Time for a glass of wine now "You know you're my favourite willy. I highly recommend wine though. | |||
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So tell them before it gets to that point would be my advice. I'm sure your confession will be very welcome anyway  | |||
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"A massive compliment. I find it a big turn on when I get told "You do have the most amazing body....... Wow!! | |||
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"There's someone that I wanted to tell but for some reason I feel like I can't. I think I've been put in the friend zone - probably my own doing and now I think they'd find it weird.
So tell them before it gets to that point would be my advice. I'm sure your confession will be very welcome anyway "Tell them woman!! | |||
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"There's someone that I wanted to tell but for some reason I feel like I can't. I think I've been put in the friend zone - probably my own doing and now I think they'd find it weird.
So tell them before it gets to that point would be my advice. I'm sure your confession will be very welcome anyway
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"There's someone that I wanted to tell but for some reason I feel like I can't. I think I've been put in the friend zone - probably my own doing and now I think they'd find it weird.
So tell them before it gets to that point would be my advice. I'm sure your confession will be very welcome anyway
Tell them woman!!
I can't, it's gotten too awkward in my head "Ahh I do this, whole conversations in my head. I cock block myself regularly. | |||
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" Ahh I do this, whole conversations in my head. I cock block myself regularly." Exactly this. I drive myself cuckoo | |||
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"Not all guys are raging pervs RTG." All guys on Fab probably are, though. . "I've not seen your penis for while just fyi." That just shows you’re too lazy to look in my gallery and you only want it in your box. | |||
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"I can't, it's gotten too awkward in my head "Best get it out of your head then. (And into the lucky guy’s inbox.) | |||
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"Not all guys are raging pervs RTG. All guys on Fab probably are, though. . I've not seen your penis for while just fyi. That just shows you’re too lazy to look in my gallery and you only want it in your box. " Oh I do. | |||
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"I’d rather wank with them. Like touching each other. In the most inappropriate ways "Like pulling their hair? | |||
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"I can't, it's gotten too awkward in my head
Best get it out of your head then. (And into the lucky guy’s inbox.)"Who said it was a guy? | |||
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"I’d rather wank with them. Like touching each other. In the most inappropriate ways
Like pulling their hair?"Pubes only tho | |||
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"I’d rather wank with them. Like touching each other. In the most inappropriate ways
Like pulling their hair?
Pubes only tho"You know the phrase “crossing the line”? Yeah, that | |||
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"Tell someone if you are constantly wanking over them? Is it over sharing? A compliment? A ewww moment? Asking for a friend. " If you don't tell them, how are you going to know if the fantasy is not as good as the real thing? You have to at least try no? | |||
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"Only if they're planning to suck my penis xoxo" I can suck…just saying | |||
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"I’d rather wank with them. Like touching each other. In the most inappropriate ways
Like pulling their hair?
Pubes only tho
You know the phrase “crossing the line”?
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"I’d rather wank with them. Like touching each other. In the most inappropriate ways
Like pulling their hair?"Oi I'm bald, don't be baldacist... Is that a term?  | |||
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"Tell someone if you are constantly wanking over them? Is it over sharing? A compliment? A ewww moment? Asking for a friend. " Yes to all of these | |||
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"Only if they're planning to suck my penis xoxo" I certainly would | |||
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"It would depend on the relationship I had with them and whether I thought knowing would turn them on or at least be taken as a compliment. If unsure, best not. That's the thing. Some guys are outright horn dogs and would get off on such things. Others, they could be slightly disgusted. It's 50/50. " People gamble with worse odds than this. Give it a go; Might get something good out of it. | |||
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"Who said it was a guy? "That was a very good point. I shouldn’t have assumed. | |||
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"Tell someone if you are constantly wanking over them? Is it over sharing? A compliment? A ewww moment? Asking for a friend. " No Yes No (in a weird way) Yes I don’t read fab with my cock in hand but I’m sure others do | |||
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"Tell someone if you are constantly wanking over them? Is it over sharing? A compliment? A ewww moment? Asking for a friend. " There’s so much jizz on the screen of this phone it can be quite difficult to select your next profile pic | |||
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"Tell someone if you are constantly wanking over them? Is it over sharing? A compliment? A ewww moment? Asking for a friend. " I’d say it depends if you like them. If you do, it’s hot and probably you’d take it as a compliment. If it’s some weirdo you can’t stand, it’s a ewww moment | |||
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"Someone on here I’m vibing with or a stranger on the bus? Yes to both anyway " I've got visions of you boarding an otherwise empty bus, sitting next to the only person on that bus then... Good grief. Don't you realise if God was one of us he could be just a stranger on a bus? | |||
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"Do people actually wank over other real life people? Seems weird." Can't understand why anyone wanks! Once saw it described as a 'faut de mieux' practice and that got me thinking wider! | |||
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" Can't understand why anyone wanks! Once saw it described as a 'faut de mieux' practice and that got me thinking wider!" And longer, and quicker, and harder... | |||
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"Someone on here I’m vibing with or a stranger on the bus? Yes to both anyway I've got visions of you boarding an otherwise empty bus, sitting next to the only person on that bus then... Good grief. Don't you realise if God was one of us he could be just a stranger on a bus?" Trying to make his way home... thanks for the earworm lol | |||
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"Bit creepy/obsessive if you ask me. I’d block them just to fuck their day up. The mr " I excel in creepy and obsessive | |||
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"Only if they're planning to suck my penis xoxo I can suck…just saying "really i have a job for you | |||
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"Tell someone if you are constantly wanking over them? Is it over sharing? A compliment? A ewww moment? I think.. constantly may imply a degree of mental instability... But "I had a great couple of hours thinking about you last night...." Would be a highly acceptable and very horny message to recieve and would probably (in my case) instigate a reciprocal reaction... Xx I shall monitor my inbox closely Asking for a friend. " | |||
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"Bit creepy/obsessive if you ask me. I’d block them just to fuck their day up. The mr I excel in creepy and obsessive " Alright baby reindeer. Calm yourself
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"Tell someone if you are constantly wanking over them? Is it over sharing? A compliment? A ewww moment? Asking for a friend. " I'd never be upset if a woman told me she always wanks over my pics, I might be a bit upset if a guy did, I'd definitely be upset if I woke up to a guy wanking over me though
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"Tell someone if you are constantly wanking over them? Is it over sharing? A compliment? A ewww moment? Asking for a friend. I'd never be upset if a woman told me she always wanks over my pics, I might be a bit upset if a guy did, I'd definitely be upset if I woke up to a guy wanking over me though
How did he get in my house? Did he at least make me a coffee? "Oh it's not over pictures. Just my sex starved imagination. If a guy broke into my house he best be hot at least. | |||
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"Tell someone if you are constantly wanking over them? Is it over sharing? A compliment? A ewww moment? Asking for a friend. I'd never be upset if a woman told me she always wanks over my pics, I might be a bit upset if a guy did, I'd definitely be upset if I woke up to a guy wanking over me though
How did he get in my house? Did he at least make me a coffee?
Oh it's not over pictures. Just my sex starved imagination.
If a guy broke into my house he best be hot at least. "It’s kind of you to share your sex starved imagination with your…..ahem……“friend” to wank over……. | |||
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"Tell someone if you are constantly wanking over them? Is it over sharing? A compliment? A ewww moment? Asking for a friend. I'd never be upset if a woman told me she always wanks over my pics, I might be a bit upset if a guy did, I'd definitely be upset if I woke up to a guy wanking over me though
How did he get in my house? Did he at least make me a coffee?
Oh it's not over pictures. Just my sex starved imagination.
If a guy broke into my house he best be hot at least. "Well feel free to wank over me | |||
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"Tell someone if you are constantly wanking over them? Is it over sharing? A compliment? A ewww moment? Asking for a friend. I'd never be upset if a woman told me she always wanks over my pics, I might be a bit upset if a guy did, I'd definitely be upset if I woke up to a guy wanking over me though
How did he get in my house? Did he at least make me a coffee?
Oh it's not over pictures. Just my sex starved imagination.
If a guy broke into my house he best be hot at least. "Not sure that burglars dress to impress when breaking into homes. Tho I was once asked by a lady to turn up at her place with a knife and ravish her. Very confusing what to wear for such an occasion. | |||
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"Did you tell them? " Good question Hopey. Enquiring minds want to know. I want to know. | |||
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"Did you tell them? Good question Hopey. Enquiring minds want to know. I want to know." Ask the right question and you're more likely to get a response. OP, did your friend tell them? | |||
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"Ask the right question and you're more likely to get a response. OP, did your friend tell them? " I’m in awe, Meli. It’s like you’re the Coyote whisperer. | |||
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"Who said it was a guy?
That was a very good point. I shouldn’t have assumed. "It actually is a guy | |||
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"Did you tell them? Good question Hopey. Enquiring minds want to know. I want to know. Ask the right question and you're more likely to get a response. OP, did your friend tell them? " No, she was utterly disgusted with herself and decided to hang her head in shame instead. | |||
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"Someone on here I’m vibing with or a stranger on the bus? Yes to both anyway " Does this make you a bus wanker? | |||
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"No, she was utterly disgusted with herself and decided to hang her head in shame instead." Not shamed enough to stop her wanking though, I hope. Just enough to stop her admitting it. | |||
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"No, she was utterly disgusted with herself and decided to hang her head in shame instead. Not shamed enough to stop her wanking though, I hope. Just enough to stop her admitting it." I'm sure she'll be back on it soon enough | |||
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"Did you tell them? Good question Hopey. Enquiring minds want to know. I want to know. Ask the right question and you're more likely to get a response. OP, did your friend tell them? No, she was utterly disgusted with herself and decided to hang her head in shame instead." Coward, how hard is it to say I like you. You don't have to mention the masturbation bit. Unless you want to. | |||
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"I think I’d be faced with a big massive block … or a well deserved insulting name …. But people operate differently … I reckon if you told a guy he’d fire back with a dick shot reaction
Ooh pretty penis, tempted now."Who’s got a pretty penis? | |||
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"If I did, I Would only ever say it to someone I’ve met, not a stranger in a message." You could tell me anytime  | |||
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"I think I’d be faced with a big massive block … or a well deserved insulting name …. But people operate differently … I reckon if you told a guy he’d fire back with a dick shot reaction
Ooh pretty penis, tempted now.
Who’s got a pretty penis? "Oh dear god I read that in my head in a parrot voice | |||
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"I really don't want to know " Lips are sealed | |||
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"I think I’d be faced with a big massive block … or a well deserved insulting name …. But people operate differently … I reckon if you told a guy he’d fire back with a dick shot reaction
Ooh pretty penis, tempted now.
Who’s got a pretty penis?
Oh dear god I read that in my head in a parrot voice "Haha pollys got a pretty penis… pollys got a pretty penis | |||
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"I think I’d be faced with a big massive block … or a well deserved insulting name …. But people operate differently … I reckon if you told a guy he’d fire back with a dick shot reaction
Ooh pretty penis, tempted now.
Who’s got a pretty penis?
Oh dear god I read that in my head in a parrot voice
Haha pollys got a pretty penis… pollys got a pretty penis "Well that's that ruined. | |||
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"I really don't want to know Lips are sealed "Hahaha good one | |||
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"I think I’d be faced with a big massive block … or a well deserved insulting name …. But people operate differently … I reckon if you told a guy he’d fire back with a dick shot reaction
Ooh pretty penis, tempted now.
Who’s got a pretty penis?
Oh dear god I read that in my head in a parrot voice
Haha pollys got a pretty penis… pollys got a pretty penis "Also now hearing this like a parrot, hilarious! | |||
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"I think I’d be faced with a big massive block … or a well deserved insulting name …. But people operate differently … I reckon if you told a guy he’d fire back with a dick shot reaction
Ooh pretty penis, tempted now.
Who’s got a pretty penis?
Oh dear god I read that in my head in a parrot voice
Haha pollys got a pretty penis… pollys got a pretty penis
Well that's that ruined." | |||
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"I really don't want to know Lips are sealed
Hahaha good one " | |||
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"I think I’d be faced with a big massive block … or a well deserved insulting name …. But people operate differently … I reckon if you told a guy he’d fire back with a dick shot reaction
Ooh pretty penis, tempted now.
Who’s got a pretty penis?
Oh dear god I read that in my head in a parrot voice
Haha pollys got a pretty penis… pollys got a pretty penis
Also now hearing this like a parrot, hilarious! " ... think I have less of an inner monologue and more of an inner sound effects department | |||
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"I think I’d be faced with a big massive block … or a well deserved insulting name …. But people operate differently … I reckon if you told a guy he’d fire back with a dick shot reaction
Ooh pretty penis, tempted now.
Who’s got a pretty penis?
Oh dear god I read that in my head in a parrot voice
Haha pollys got a pretty penis… pollys got a pretty penis
Well that's that ruined."Yep.  | |||
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"I’d want to know" Well, in this case… | |||
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"…wait, was it a happy ending then? I hope all the parrot stuff didn’t ruin it for the wanking friend? ……did your friend spill? Did anyone spill? Would Cilla be buying a new hat?" I spilt my wine the other night | |||
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"…wait, was it a happy ending then? I hope all the parrot stuff didn’t ruin it for the wanking friend? ……did your friend spill? Did anyone spill? Would Cilla be buying a new hat? I spilt my wine the other night" Did you suck the carpet? | |||
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"…wait, was it a happy ending then? I hope all the parrot stuff didn’t ruin it for the wanking friend? ……did your friend spill? Did anyone spill? Would Cilla be buying a new hat? I spilt my wine the other night Did you suck the carpet?" It's the only way she's gonna see some action | |||
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