FabSwingers.com forum: Rate my profile 0 -10, Ladies only

By *rgasmatron1970 OP Man
33 weeks ago

Bromley

Ladies, I respect you all , had a thought, without comments about my profile or my pictures on my profile, would you kindly rate moi on a scale of 0 to 10? I don't expect any marks higher than 7ish to be honest. As you can see from my profile all illicit pictures are privat. Fire away

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By *lueLotusWoman
33 weeks ago

the wilderness

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
33 weeks ago

little house on the praire

5 all amokers stinks and tongues out are a turn off

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By *rgasmatron1970 OP Man
33 weeks ago

Bromley

Didn't realize it would elicit so many replies

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
33 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

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By *naswingdressWoman
33 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

6. The one fingered salute and tongue fingers aren't that appealing and the humour isn't for me. But it's a reasonable attempt, I can see your personality there.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
33 weeks ago

Southampton

8 I reckon... funny bio ... did make me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

"5 all amokers stinks and tongues out are a turn off"

But the length of that tongue.....

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

"5 all amokers stinks and tongues out are a turn off

But the length of that tongue....."

Personally I liked the smell of an 80s pub (can't say 70s as never went in one in that decade). Prefer the smell of ciggies to vapes (sickly sweet, what is the point), and I am not a smoker.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
33 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Without any comment as that is what you asked for - I'm giving you a.............

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
33 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"Without any comment as that is what you asked for - I'm giving you a............."

I've gone back for a second read. I don't like to be hasty and I do like to be fair and impartial.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
33 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

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By *eliWoman
33 weeks ago

I'm not going to because I'll feel bad buuuut...

Dark, sarcastic humour. I'd rate that a 1. So few actually do, most of the time it's an Aldi version of that.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
33 weeks ago

Leeds

Sorry - you smoke you smell you just don't smell it yourself, sex without pain is fine & the sentence totally off-putting.

Pirate stuff had me lost, our humour doesn't match.

Mrs

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By *illy IdolMan
33 weeks ago

Midlands

"I'm not going to because I'll feel bad buuuut...

Dark, sarcastic humour. I'd rate that a 1. So few actually do, most of the time it's an Aldi version of that."

Off to edit my profile

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
33 weeks ago

Maidstone

You asked for a profile rating, or a combined person rating?

As a profile, I would say eight. You've got good pictures, taken at different times and locations and you have a quirky style and GSOH. If you were my type, yeah I'll shagya.

As a person, you're not my type but thank goodness eh? Otherwise the world would be such a boring place, and not in the good way... as in hard 'things' boring into soft squishy 'other things'...

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By *ackandSarah2024Couple
33 weeks ago

All over

"Ladies, I respect you all , had a thought, without comments about my profile or my pictures on my profile, would you kindly rate moi on a scale of 0 to 10? I don't expect any marks higher than 7ish to be honest. As you can see from my profile all illicit pictures are privat. Fire away "

2/10.

Two of your photos are just silly, but that is just our opinion.

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By *nitterWoman
33 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

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By *eliWoman
33 weeks ago

"I'm not going to because I'll feel bad buuuut...

Dark, sarcastic humour. I'd rate that a 1. So few actually do, most of the time it's an Aldi version of that.

Off to edit my profile

Clarifying the quality of it, I hope not removing it! I'd feel bad if so.

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By *yrshirecurvesWoman
33 weeks ago

Ayrshire

I’d say 7. Purely because of the pic with the tongue out. Otherwise I think it’s a great profile!

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By *ot to giggleWoman
33 weeks ago

Coventry

i like your profile

reasons: you put you into it and tried to make it stand out from the rest - i actually did laugh at your humour but then mine is twisted and often childish as well - your pictures are you and show who you are and not just dick pics. People are always asking what to put into a profile, make it your own and you certainly have done that.

would i pick you : no sorry the smoking is a no really from me, even if your vaping - i find that quick sickly.

But you asked for your profile and its got stuff in it .

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By *illy IdolMan
33 weeks ago

Midlands

"I'm not going to because I'll feel bad buuuut...

Dark, sarcastic humour. I'd rate that a 1. So few actually do, most of the time it's an Aldi version of that.

Off to edit my profile

Clarifying the quality of it, I hope not removing it! I'd feel bad if so."

Out of interest, which humour is most likely to get you laid?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
33 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

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By *elloWoman
33 weeks ago

alpha centauri

Lol people have scored him everywhere between 1 and 8 , some like this part and some hate that part.

People often ask about how they can improve their profile but this just goes to show there is no such thing as a perfect profile.

We are all different as don't want carbon copy profiles, variety is the spice of life

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

7. Funny bio and I like guys with long hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

You aren't my type so it would be unfair for me to rate you.

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By *issBellaWoman
33 weeks ago

Wales

You're not my type but putting that aside.

Your bio is straight to the point without being overly graphic about what you're looking for. You've got humour in there and it definitely reflects your personality.

Your pictures are a good mix of different things and not a penis in sight.

I'd give you a 9 for the thought and effort you've put in. Its almost as if you actually read and took note of all the profile advice threads

Ps I like your profile photo

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
33 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

A profile that doesn’t try to appeal to everyone and end up bland and generic, shows a lot of personality and effort. Gets a 9.

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By *uxom redCouple
33 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

7 you showed you have a personality

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
33 weeks ago

Central

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By *undayGirl 69Woman
33 weeks ago

Coalville

It was 8.5 til I got to “breath through my ears” that saying makes me dry. Lol soz.

It’s an 8 x

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