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We’re often hearing about some of the godawful
introductory messages received on here so for a bit of fun, let’s demonstrate that we Lounge folk can compose the very worst of them all! 
Simply say you’re in before picking someone on this thread and composing to them, the most vulgar/terrible/guaranteed instant block inducing message you can muster and post it right here on this thread so we can all marvel at your glorious social ineptitude.
Obviously, it’s all in good humour so nothing insulting please but lewd? Oh yes, the lewder the better 
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"Can I fuck your nostrils and fire my cock snot to mix with your head snot? "  *Swoon* | |||
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"U hung? Do you drive? If like to see if I could lick your balls and suck your dick at the same time You can tell me to fuck off, but I have a glory hole in my house and...." *Double swoon!*
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"U hung? Do you drive? If like to see if I could lick your balls and suck your dick at the same time You can tell me to fuck off, but I have a glory hole in my house and.... *Double swoon!*
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"I need a young, hung guy to face fuck me til I vomit. *I'm recovering from tonsillitis, so on the plus side, your creamy cum will mingle with the pus in the back of my throat & feel all warm & moist* " I'm blocking you right now  | |||
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"I need a young, hung guy to face fuck me til I vomit. *I'm recovering from tonsillitis, so on the plus side, your creamy cum will mingle with the pus in the back of my throat & feel all warm & moist* I'm blocking you right now "Hahaha, I think this is how I got tonsillitis in the first place......  | |||
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"Can I fuck your nostrils and fire my cock snot to mix with your head snot? " When can we meet  | |||
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"Quoting the town or worse, street, they think I’m in…creepy fuck ""I saw you in the Asda earlier  " | |||
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"Quoting the town or worse, street, they think I’m in…creepy fuck
"I saw you in the Asda earlier "" | |||
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