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33 weeks ago

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By *hortarseWoman
33 weeks ago

Norfolk

Are you offering

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By *naswingdressWoman
33 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

No

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By *rMonkeyMan
33 weeks ago

Somewhere

I do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago


"Are you offering "
will that make you more or less likely to say yes

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By *ortyairCouple
33 weeks ago

Wallasey

Yes,

Mrs x

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By *quirrel!Man
33 weeks ago

L

Nah! I’m off to bed! Night night x

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
33 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

With certain people, yes.

Everyone else, no.

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
33 weeks ago

Hastings


"Are you offering "

Definatly.

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By *emidemiWoman
33 weeks ago

basingstoke

Yes.

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By *ust want fun 888Man
33 weeks ago

nearby

If I had the opportunity with someone, would love it right now

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
33 weeks ago

North West

It all depends who is offering

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

I'd rather have a cup of tea right now

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By *riel13Woman
33 weeks ago

Northampton

I could definitely be persuaded

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By *elloWoman
33 weeks ago

alpha centauri

Raincheck ?

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By *egDaySkipperMan
33 weeks ago

Liverpool

Yeah, preferably seated cowgirl so it hits the spot!

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By *rispyDuckMan
33 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Not really, I fancy a 6 wings and chips meal deal more from those high street chicken shops lol

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By *ucy AnneTV/TS
33 weeks ago

Woodstock

Thanks for asking but I am exhausted and looking a mess so not at the moment thank you!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
33 weeks ago

North West


"Raincheck ? "

Absolutely fucking biblical

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By *ucy AnneTV/TS
33 weeks ago

Woodstock

Thanks for asking but I am exhausted and looking a mess so not at the moment thank you!

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By *ucy AnneTV/TS
33 weeks ago

Woodstock

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By *hortarseWoman
33 weeks ago

Norfolk


"Are you offering will that make you more or less likely to say yes"

Yes with the right person

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By *till gameMan
33 weeks ago

Oldham

I’ve got a headache

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By *otguy555Man
33 weeks ago

Bristol


"Are you offering "
I will definitely be offering

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
33 weeks ago

Merseyside

Yes please

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By *heGigglersCouple
33 weeks ago

Butlins Minehead (for the weekend)

Ye.

No bum stuff tho

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By *aitonelMan
33 weeks ago

Away for Christmas

No. Effort!

I guess I'll just lay there though if need be

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By *esiGalGuy123Man
33 weeks ago

Find me..

Who's offering

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By *illy IdolMan
33 weeks ago

Midlands

Give me 10 minutes to have a shower then yes

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By *hoirCouple
33 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

You're not my type Mr. Pickle.

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By *eliWoman
33 weeks ago

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Maybe. If it's with someone I really want to though, otherwise it's too much effort.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

If it gets me out of work

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By *one_maverickMan
33 weeks ago

Leeds/Bradford

I'm always up for sex. But the availability for a guy is pretty scarce haha

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

I really want sex right now x

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By *ikesEmBigMan
33 weeks ago

Herts

Probably

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By *avexxMan
33 weeks ago

cheshire

let me put the bins out first

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By *ongandharderMan
33 weeks ago

Rotherham

Up early so not at the moment

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
33 weeks ago

North West


"let me put the bins out first "

Ours are out.

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By *ornucopiaMan
33 weeks ago

Bexley


"Are you offering

Definatly.

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That doesn't sound 'defiant' enough for Fab forum!

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By *onderWomanWlvWoman
33 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I'm going with no, too tired to move, been up since 530am

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
33 weeks ago

Maidstone

Someone has been winding me up all day so yes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago


"You're not my type Mr. Pickle.

C"

Story of my life bro

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By *ularliWoman
33 weeks ago

Worcester

Absolutely, if I can just lie here and take it

I’m to tired otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"With certain people, yes.

Everyone else, no. "

This.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

No thanks, it would probably make me late for my flight, and I would worry.

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By *r Black 85Man
33 weeks ago

nottingham


" "

Just did

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By *gent CoulsonMan
33 weeks ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Just got in from work, stinking of beer, so rather have a shower and a brew please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago


"

Just did "

My guy.

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By *ucka39Man
33 weeks ago

Newcastle

Nope resorting my energy for training, maybe later though

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By *ensuallover1000Man
33 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Good grief no! Sex is a rude and unwholesome business…

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
33 weeks ago

Markfield

Oh, no thank you for asking, I’m flattered. Happy fabbing etc x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago


"Oh, no thank you for asking, I’m flattered. Happy fabbing etc x "

Cheers. That’s triggered me

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Still no time for it, got to shower and then an hours drive to the airport. No doubt when I get back to England this evening the offers will have come flooding in

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By *agatoXXXMan
33 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

No ta. It's past my bedtime.

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By *ubcdverykinkyMan
33 weeks ago

Bourne lincs

Would love to be fucked now xx

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By *ad NannaWoman
33 weeks ago

East London

I'm saving myself.

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By *anzer FernandoMan
33 weeks ago

Over the seas and far away

Yes. But what I want and get are two different things, so I think I'll just be having breakfast.

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By *armandwet50Couple
33 weeks ago

Far far away

oh yes

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By *ubcdverykinkyMan
33 weeks ago

Bourne lincs

Oh god I wish I 've not been fucked in months can't find any gen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Not particularly

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Home now Pickles, could you please deliver a lovely young lady (when I say 'young' not under 44 please). However, tired having been travelling 16 hours, so if she doesn't mind me using her breaststroke as pillows....

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Home now Pickles, could you please deliver a lovely young lady (when I say 'young' not under 44 please). However, tired having been travelling 16 hours, so if she doesn't mind me using her breaststroke as pillows...."

Oh fuck off auto predict - it as breasts, not sodding breaststroke- I haven't the energy for any form of exercise.

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By *layfulguy123Man
33 weeks ago

strat

After day I had would be nice

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By *amie HantsWoman
33 weeks ago

Atlantis

Yes. Right now I would love for someone to roll me in their sheets and run their hands through my hair as they take me.

But i’m not having sex this evening. Long sigh

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By *ellhungvweMan
33 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Thanks for the offer but I am all sexed out today. Maybe tomorrow when I have recharged the love batteries?

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By *OYFBWoman
33 weeks ago

Jersey (sometimes Notts)

Yes. Every minute of every day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago


"Yes. Right now I would love for someone to roll me in their sheets and run their hands through my hair as they take me.

But i’m not having sex this evening. Long sigh "

Le sigh

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By *elloWoman
33 weeks ago

alpha centauri


"Raincheck ? "

Ok I'm ready now, can you perform on demand

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago


"Raincheck ?

Ok I'm ready now, can you perform on demand "

me or general you

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
33 weeks ago

Markfield


"Oh, no thank you for asking, I’m flattered. Happy fabbing etc x

Cheers. That’s triggered me"

Whaaaaaat? Why? How? I’m away adventuring. I’m not doing the sex this week. Maybe Saturday but not before. Or possibly Friday. But not today. Or yesterday.

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By *ansoffateMan
33 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I could be persuaded.

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By *eepBlueSeaMan
33 weeks ago

sandy place

Not til Ive had a shower

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
33 weeks ago

North West

It would be problematic right now. I'm sat in my car in a residential area (parked with it turned off, for the rule checkers!)

I'm sat outside dance practice again

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

A nice quickie before emmerdale be just grand

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By *adyBugsWoman
33 weeks ago

cognito

Fuck yes!

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By *alm_one4Man
33 weeks ago

RM16

Just about to go into a concert so it’ll need to he quick

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By *adyBugsWoman
33 weeks ago

cognito


"Fuck yes!"

Oh wait tho…I don’t want to just fuck anyone

I’d rather wank than fuck some people…

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By *ell GwynnWoman
33 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

No ta. I've just watched Laszlo bang the Nadja/Colin Robinson chimera and it's put me off sex for the foreseeable

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago


"Fuck yes!

Oh wait tho…I don’t want to just fuck anyone

I’d rather wank than fuck some people… "

We know who you want

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By *eliWoman
33 weeks ago

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"No ta. I've just watched Laszlo bang the Nadja/Colin Robinson chimera and it's put me off sex for the foreseeable "

Weirdo. It had me gushing.

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By *adyBugsWoman
33 weeks ago

cognito


"Fuck yes!

Oh wait tho…I don’t want to just fuck anyone

I’d rather wank than fuck some people…

We know who you want"

Do we??!

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By *adyBugsWoman
33 weeks ago

cognito


"No ta. I've just watched Laszlo bang the Nadja/Colin Robinson chimera and it's put me off sex for the foreseeable

Weirdo. It had me gushing. "

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By *cott73Man
33 weeks ago

brighton

Nah, the dinner's on...

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By *ell GwynnWoman
33 weeks ago

North Yorkshire


"No ta. I've just watched Laszlo bang the Nadja/Colin Robinson chimera and it's put me off sex for the foreseeable

Weirdo. It had me gushing. "

I want to peel you like a potato and mash your insides.

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By *layfulguy123Man
33 weeks ago

strat


"Fuck yes!

Oh wait tho…I don’t want to just fuck anyone

I’d rather wank than fuck some people… "

Love the dress by the way

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
33 weeks ago

North West


"No ta. I've just watched Laszlo bang the Nadja/Colin Robinson chimera and it's put me off sex for the foreseeable

Weirdo. It had me gushing.

I want to peel you like a potato and mash your insides."

I just did a little sick in my mouth

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By *obilebottomMan
33 weeks ago

All over

Might fall asleep though

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Yes please

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By *ornycougaWoman
33 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat

The mind is willing but the cunt is broken

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By *emonbuttercreamWoman
33 weeks ago

Birmingham

Yeah but only with a selected few.

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By *hrek101Man
33 weeks ago

Herts

Can I finish my dinner first?

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By *agatoXXXMan
33 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

Yes, but with a lady person.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Sex

Me

Up

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By *tylebender03Man
33 weeks ago

Manchester

Not right now, but at midnight I’ll be like hell yeah

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By *agatoXXXMan
33 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.


"Not right now, but with midnight I’ll be like hell yeah "

FIFY.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

I just got back from the gym so no, ask me in a few hours please

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
33 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Later yes, right this minute I need a shower.

MrsAbz

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
33 weeks ago

The Continental

Yes, cos it’s way better than falling asleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Yes, but he is not capable at the moment lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

No chance, I'm rewatching The (US) office for the 900th time

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By *agatoXXXMan
33 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.


"Yes, but he is not capable at the moment lol x"

Has he spent his 16 loads?

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Yes, you can ask me that at any point during the day or night and the answer will be the same ALWAYS

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By *ark ElMan
33 weeks ago

London

Just watched a video on here that made me want to. So yes I’m in the mood but she is out of action for a bit.

Typing this made me soft though so.. it is what it is

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
33 weeks ago

Southampton

Nope... I'm tired ...

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Yes, but he is not capable at the moment lol x

Has he spent his 16 loads?"

According to him he has 4 left according to me he has 6 left.

But I have forgo one because he fucked someone else as part of a 3sum.

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By *illy IdolMan
33 weeks ago

Midlands


"Yes, but he is not capable at the moment lol x

Has he spent his 16 loads?

According to him he has 4 left according to me he has 6 left.

But I have forgo one because he fucked someone else as part of a 3sum. "

He can't have long left now? Rookie error on his behalf wasting a go on someone else.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
33 weeks ago

Stratford

I do actually. Then snugs afterwards

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
33 weeks ago

North West

I'm ready now. It's a more appropriate time

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
33 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Couldn’t think of anything worse.

I’m full of vindaloo and asahi.

If you even consider touching me I’ll telepathically punch you in the cunt/dick

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By *ohnny DeeeepMan
33 weeks ago

durham

If they are willing to put in 75.6% of the graft.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
33 weeks ago

North West


"Couldn’t think of anything worse.

I’m full of vindaloo and asahi.

If you even consider touching me I’ll telepathically punch you in the cunt/dick "

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By *riel13Woman
33 weeks ago

Northampton

This time... I really! Really Do!

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By *ortyairCouple
33 weeks ago

Wallasey

I'd love it right now, horny as fuck, just started Testosterone last week as an addition to my HRT and my libido has gone through the roof. Gagging for cock right now,

Mrs x

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By *rMonkeyMan
33 weeks ago

Somewhere

Depends who's offering

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Would love to pound her from behind great way to de-stress from the week

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

I actually need it, so yes!

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By *dam1971Man
33 weeks ago

Bedford


"I actually need it, so yes! "

Fuck! Do I need an excuse? I’ve, errr, got groin strain

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By *ickshawedCouple
33 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

No, there's really not enough room in this bathtub. Plus the water would go everywhere and I'd end up cleaning it up

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By *agatoXXXMan
33 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.


"Yes, but he is not capable at the moment lol x

Has he spent his 16 loads?

According to him he has 4 left according to me he has 6 left.

But I have forgo one because he fucked someone else as part of a 3sum. "

Does that put him in breach of contract?

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By *tylebender03Man
33 weeks ago

Manchester

Hell yeah, I just did some cock push ups and I’m ready to go

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
33 weeks ago

Bromley

I wouldn't mind, but I'm in the pub watching a mates band

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
33 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Short answer.... YES

Tinder

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
33 weeks ago

North West


"Hell yeah, I just did some cock push ups and I’m ready to go "

One is all you need

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"I actually need it, so yes!

Fuck! Do I need an excuse? I’ve, errr, got groin strain "

Stop perving and you wouldn't be strained!

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By *weetiepie99Woman
33 weeks ago

cardiff

No. I'm full (not with penis). And tired. So no.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Do the bears shit I the woods?

I have a permanent semi and a 3 day load at the moment.

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By *liza_13Woman
33 weeks ago

Hamilton

Yes

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By *ookie46Woman
33 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Yes!!!!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
33 weeks ago

Southampton

Right this minute yes !

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By *irtydevil666Man
33 weeks ago

bristol

No I want my morning cuppa....

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By *ustincider888Man
33 weeks ago

Preston Ish

A quick shag before work wouldn't go amiss

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By *imber wolfMan
33 weeks ago

Aycliffe

Suppose my arm could be twisted

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By *ripfillMan
33 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Coffee and shower first please … it is 7 am !

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By *elboy1978Man
33 weeks ago

Jarrow

Yes

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By *rispyDuckMan
33 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Does it cum with breakfast after?

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By *eart31Couple
33 weeks ago

Broxburn

100% yes

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By *ikesEmBigMan
33 weeks ago

Herts


" "

There's few occasions when I don't want sex

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By *dam1971Man
33 weeks ago

Bedford


"Right this minute yes ! "

Morning sex is awesome, sets you up for the rest of the day

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Yes x

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By *edDevil5Man
33 weeks ago

NN4

Mmmmm

Any ladies needing a tongue deep between their legs

Give me a HELL YEAH

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By *obilebottomMan
33 weeks ago

All over


"Right this minute yes !

Morning sex is awesome, sets you up for the rest of the day "

One of your five a day?

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By *ixenandhoundCouple
33 weeks ago

Plymouth, South west

Yes! Woken up super horny,hounds at work, perving on here has made me hornier... id love sex right now

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
33 weeks ago

The Continental

I would, but I have sheers to take down and wash, as well as washing the windows.

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By *westUKguyMan
33 weeks ago

Southport

I want a juicy pussy squatting right over my mouth right now so i can get my tongue right up there .. love it

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By *ixenandhoundCouple
33 weeks ago

Plymouth, South west


"I would, but I have sheers to take down and wash, as well as washing the windows. "

A man with a plan

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
33 weeks ago

North West

No. My lady garden is so dry and shrivelled today that I don't want to even entertain it.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Ummm yup, could the woman of my dreams please just appear in front of me lol

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
33 weeks ago

My Own Little World

I do

But rainy hear

So guess I just grin bear it

And watch Man City win the fa cup

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By *espacito56Man
33 weeks ago

Orkney

Silly question

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Yes, of course I do

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By *ortyairCouple
33 weeks ago

Wallasey

Absolutely, hard, pounding, sweaty sex x

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Not tonight Josephine, I have a headache.

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By *y AmoreMan
33 weeks ago

london

Pretty much always

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By *iddle ManMan
33 weeks ago

Walsall

There are not many times I would answer no, to the op.

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By *parkleisback79Woman
33 weeks ago

Southend

Absolutely

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Absolutely "

Form an orderly queue please!

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

No. I want food.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Just had sex with myself so now for lunch

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By *obilebottomMan
33 weeks ago

All over


"Just had sex with myself so now for lunch"

How was it for him?

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
33 weeks ago

London

Not this time x

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Just had sex with myself so now for lunch

How was it for him? "

I’ve had better, but least it was consensual

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Yeah, specifically, I’d like a tit wank between a pair of oiled up tits

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By *obilebottomMan
33 weeks ago

All over


"Just had sex with myself so now for lunch

How was it for him?

I’ve had better, but least it was consensual"

That must have a been a big relief

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By *ascaIMan
33 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Nooo I’m too bloated after my cheese, ham and pineapple bagel.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Just had sex with myself so now for lunch

How was it for him?

I’ve had better, but least it was consensual

That must have a been a big relief "

Eventually

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By *y AmoreMan
33 weeks ago

london


"No. I want food."

What you cooking

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
33 weeks ago

The Continental

Right then, I did ma housework chores.

I’ll now accept some of the sex if it’s going spare.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Right then, I did ma housework chores.

I’ll now accept some of the sex if it’s going spare. "

I think all the women on here are watching the FA Cup Final. Tough life when they prefer footie to the sex

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By *inxy777Woman
33 weeks ago

essex

Well if the kissing is good, then yes pls!

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By *hunky GentMan
33 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I wouldn't mind a BJ while I'm watching the footy.

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By *y AmoreMan
33 weeks ago

london


"Well if the kissing is good, then yes pls! "

And I would love a back rub after

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By *inxy777Woman
33 weeks ago

essex


"Well if the kissing is good, then yes pls!

And I would love a back rub after"

Just a back rub? X

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Well if the kissing is good, then yes pls!

And I would love a back rub after

Just a back rub? X"

And a coffee and doughnut please

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