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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago

What are you having for dinner to celebrate?

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By *ebauchedDeviantsPt2Couple
33 weeks ago

Cumbria

Someone should start a thread about it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago


"Someone should start a thread about it."

I considered it and decided to because I couldn’t see any

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
33 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Well pop the champagne.

Mrs TMN x

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
33 weeks ago

Reading

Donuts

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
33 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Well pop the champagne.

Mrs TMN x"

*not a euphemism*

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
33 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Ah.

Another opportunity to be disappointed in our country

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By *naswingdressWoman
33 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Well pop the champagne.

Mrs TMN x"

I wonder if there'll be an uptick of champagne and prosecco sales today

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago


"Well pop the champagne.

Mrs TMN x

*not a euphemism*"

Will there be food?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago


"Ah.

Another opportunity to be disappointed in our country "

why what are you eating? A roast?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago


"Donuts"

How very American of you

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
33 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Well pop the champagne.

Mrs TMN x

*not a euphemism*

Will there be food?"

Tempted to reply crudely, but I’m keeping it classy, cos I’m a nice girl.

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By *aitonelMan
33 weeks ago

Away for Christmas

Honestly based upon experience and the likely hood of human stupidity, it's nothing to get excited about.

What may seem like a sure thing can easily be derailed by simple human lack of understanding.

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By *anJenny 181Couple
33 weeks ago

Preston

I recon a lot of humble pie for quite a few of our MP's but they all have second jobs so it's not going to be as bad as say you or I getting sacked.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
33 weeks ago

Torquay

Vote for me I will make everything good honest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago

I think I’m going to have a Salad

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By *lue NotebooksCouple
33 weeks ago

Merseyside

Things can only get better

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
33 weeks ago

The Continental

Shit the bed! Is there?

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

It's the hope that kills you ...

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
33 weeks ago

The Continental

I vote for Brewster.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
33 weeks ago

Coventry

yeahhh - who the hell next

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By *J_OuizziCouple
33 weeks ago

Nottingham


"Well pop the champagne.

Mrs TMN x

*not a euphemism*

Will there be food?"

Only if you stockpile it like water as Oliver Dowden has recommended.

Because you know, nothing says successful governance more than telling folks they need to stock up on water.

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By *og-ManMan
33 weeks ago

somewhere

I love elections and the post count euphoria

or disappointment depending on the results

Look forward to seeing the big hitters going down

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
33 weeks ago

North West


"What are you having for dinner to celebrate?"

We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the British public declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!

*Wild applause*

I think I'll be having soup.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
33 weeks ago

North West


"Shit the bed! Is there? "

Yeah, I got the news here from Pickle too

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By *naswingdressWoman
33 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I think I’m going to have a Salad "

Will it cost 50p?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago


"I vote for Brewster."

Rhian Brewster ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago


"I think I’m going to have a Salad

Will it cost 50p?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago


"Shit the bed! Is there?

Yeah, I got the news here from Pickle too

"

You’re welcome. Enjoy your soup.

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
33 weeks ago

Manchester

YEEEESSSSSSSSSS!

I’ll eat anything and it’ll taste fucking incredible.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago


"YEEEESSSSSSSSSS!

I’ll eat anything and it’ll taste fucking incredible. "

my arsehole could do with a taste

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
33 weeks ago

The Continental


"I vote for Brewster.

Rhian Brewster ?"

Montgomery Brewster.

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By *naswingdressWoman
33 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm making tagine. Not to celebrate, I was going to do that anyway

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
33 weeks ago

Manchester


"YEEEESSSSSSSSSS!

I’ll eat anything and it’ll taste fucking incredible. my arsehole could do with a taste"

Fuck it. Come here lad

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By *J_OuizziCouple
33 weeks ago

Nottingham


"I love elections and the post count euphoria

or disappointment depending on the results

Look forward to seeing the big hitters going down "

Remember crying with joy when Portillo went in 97. Hoping I'll well up when JRM gets his jotters this time around.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

We have a politics forum.

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
33 weeks ago

Manchester


"What are you having for dinner to celebrate?

We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the British public declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!

*Wild applause*

I think I'll be having soup. "

*APPLAUSE*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago


"We have a politics forum. "

Do people usually ask what’s for dinner in there Woody?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago


"We have a politics forum.

Do people usually ask what’s for dinner in there Woody?"

you talk about it a lot. So I figured you’d have visited it.

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
33 weeks ago

Basingstoke


"I recon a lot of humble pie for quite a few of our MP's but they all have second jobs so it's not going to be as bad as say you or I getting sacked."

And many of them are planning to stand down at this election anyway, so it's an easy excuse for the 'losing side'.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"We have a politics forum.

Do people usually ask what’s for dinner in there Woody?"

Sorry. So it’s clickbait then?

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By *naswingdressWoman
33 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

I had a burger and milkshake when Biden was elected. Making America Less Mock-worthy Again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago


"We have a politics forum.

Do people usually ask what’s for dinner in there Woody?

Sorry. So it’s clickbait then? "

Yep. I thought people read the OP but

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By *naswingdressWoman
33 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"We have a politics forum.

Do people usually ask what’s for dinner in there Woody?

Sorry. So it’s clickbait then?

Yep. I thought people read the OP but "

Reform UK: because reading is hard.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago


"I had a burger and milkshake when Biden was elected. Making America Less Mock-worthy Again "

How American.

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By *naswingdressWoman
33 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I had a burger and milkshake when Biden was elected. Making America Less Mock-worthy Again

How American. "

Absolutely. And tonight I'm having a tagine to celebrate multiculturalism and open mindedness. And a hope for brighter futures.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"We have a politics forum.

Do people usually ask what’s for dinner in there Woody?

Sorry. So it’s clickbait then?

Yep. I thought people read the OP but "

It’s normally an emoji.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago


"I had a burger and milkshake when Biden was elected. Making America Less Mock-worthy Again

How American.

Absolutely. And tonight I'm having a tagine to celebrate multiculturalism and open mindedness. And a hope for brighter futures."

Bless you! I’m starving myself.

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By *naswingdressWoman
33 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I had a burger and milkshake when Biden was elected. Making America Less Mock-worthy Again

How American.

Absolutely. And tonight I'm having a tagine to celebrate multiculturalism and open mindedness. And a hope for brighter futures.

Bless you! I’m starving myself. "

What has this country come to since the last change in government, we have cats marrying dogs and people going without food. It's a disgrace.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago


"I had a burger and milkshake when Biden was elected. Making America Less Mock-worthy Again

How American.

Absolutely. And tonight I'm having a tagine to celebrate multiculturalism and open mindedness. And a hope for brighter futures.

Bless you! I’m starving myself.

What has this country come to since the last change in government, we have cats marrying dogs and people going without food. It's a disgrace."

London IS a war zone. FACT.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
33 weeks ago

St Leonards

The Klunge Prediction:

Lab - 425

Con - 113

LibDem - 60

SNP - 24

Northern Ireland - No change

Plaid - 5

Greens - 4

Reform - 2

Others - the rest

I'll see how wonky that is on 5th July.

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By *naswingdressWoman
33 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I had a burger and milkshake when Biden was elected. Making America Less Mock-worthy Again

How American.

Absolutely. And tonight I'm having a tagine to celebrate multiculturalism and open mindedness. And a hope for brighter futures.

Bless you! I’m starving myself.

What has this country come to since the last change in government, we have cats marrying dogs and people going without food. It's a disgrace.

London IS a war zone. FACT. "

And democracy has fallen since they stopped selling booze in Wales. And the freedom fighters could not reclaim Edinburgh Castle under Magna Carta.

Gone to the dogs, gone to the dogs.

Will hunger lead to people eating dogs? I hope not.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"The Klunge Prediction:

Lab - 425

Con - 113

LibDem - 60

SNP - 24

Northern Ireland - No change

Plaid - 5

Greens - 4

Reform - 2

Others - the rest

I'll see how wonky that is on 5th July."

But what will you be eating in the day?

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
33 weeks ago

St Leonards


"The Klunge Prediction:

Lab - 425

Con - 113

LibDem - 60

SNP - 24

Northern Ireland - No change

Plaid - 5

Greens - 4

Reform - 2

Others - the rest

I'll see how wonky that is on 5th July.

But what will you be eating in the day? "

Klunge Woody.

Klunge x

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
33 weeks ago

The Continental

Sausage sandwich

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By *naswingdressWoman
33 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

I might see if I can recreate the democracy sausage

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
33 weeks ago

The Continental


"I might see if I can recreate the democracy sausage "

Is it multicoloured?

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By *naswingdressWoman
33 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I might see if I can recreate the democracy sausage

Is it multicoloured? "

no. lol

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
33 weeks ago

The Continental

I might paint my tape measure to mark the occasion.

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By *ebauchedDeviantsPt2Couple
33 weeks ago

Cumbria


"The Klunge Prediction:

Lab - 425

Con - 113

LibDem - 60

SNP - 24

Northern Ireland - No change

Plaid - 5

Greens - 4

Reform - 2

Others - the rest

I'll see how wonky that is on 5th July.

But what will you be eating in the day?

Klunge Woody.

Klunge x"

Which seats do you think Reform will win?

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"The Klunge Prediction:

Lab - 425

Con - 113

LibDem - 60

SNP - 24

Northern Ireland - No change

Plaid - 5

Greens - 4

Reform - 2

Others - the rest

I'll see how wonky that is on 5th July.

But what will you be eating in the day?

Klunge Woody.

Klunge x

Which seats do you think Reform will win?"

I don't think reform will get any seats...well I hope they dont...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago


"I might see if I can recreate the democracy sausage

Is it multicoloured? "

Technicoloured

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
33 weeks ago

St Leonards


"The Klunge Prediction:

Lab - 425

Con - 113

LibDem - 60

SNP - 24

Northern Ireland - No change

Plaid - 5

Greens - 4

Reform - 2

Others - the rest

I'll see how wonky that is on 5th July.

But what will you be eating in the day?

Klunge Woody.

Klunge x

Which seats do you think Reform will win?"

No idea.

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By *naswingdressWoman
33 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I might see if I can recreate the democracy sausage

Is it multicoloured?

Technicoloured "

Only if you put the teenagers on tongs duty. That's usually a mistake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago

Guys I really am interested in food more than this election. Reading is important

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By *ensuallover1000Man
33 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Guys I really am interested in food more than this election. Reading is important"

The city of Reading? Nah, it’s a ghastly place….

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By *naswingdressWoman
33 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Guys I really am interested in food more than this election. Reading is important"

Democracy sausage.

Take an election venue which is also a community venue, such as a school, church, etc, or one that will sponsor a local charity or community cause.

Barbecue - sausages and vegetarian/ vegan alternatives, onions, cheap white bread, cheap spread, condiments. Pay a nominal amount (small profit but not much), with a tin to donate extra money to the cause.

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
33 weeks ago

Manchester

Time for a General Election tribute thread boys and girls!

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
33 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Guys I really am interested in food more than this election. Reading is important"

Fully automated luxury gay space communist chicken, direct democratic Moroccan couscous, psychic holographic ethical beetroot, and chips .

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By *naswingdressWoman
33 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Time for a General Election tribute thread boys and girls! "

Bags not Rishi or Boris

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
33 weeks ago

Manchester

I’ll tribute for proportional representation

Gets me moist.

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By *naswingdressWoman
33 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I’ll tribute for proportional representation

Gets me moist. "

hell yeah

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
33 weeks ago

Manchester


"I’ll tribute for proportional representation

Gets me moist.

hell yeah"

That or green investment

Would smash

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Some lightly pan toasted organic, gluten feee, gmo free, locally sourced artisinal soda bread with smashed avocado's and a drizzle of andalusian olive oil.

Or a pot noodle. I haven't decided.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

If they win again I’m getting the Molotovs out I swear

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
33 weeks ago

Manchester


"If they win again I’m getting the Molotovs out I swear "

With you on that one. Shall we put it in the diary?

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"If they win again I’m getting the Molotovs out I swear

With you on that one. Shall we put it in the diary? "

March on Whitehall, overthrow Tory rabble, 4th of July. Got it!

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By *eroLondonMan
33 weeks ago

Mayfair

Pickles, you won't feel out of place if the outcome is a hung parliament.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
33 weeks ago

Southampton


"Pickles, you won't feel out of place if the outcome is a hung parliament."

Can I hang parliament??

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By *naswingdressWoman
33 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

What are we serving at the 5th of July raucous party (venue to be determined/ voluntold - someone with a big house)?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago


"Pickles, you won't feel out of place if the outcome is a hung parliament."
very funny. You know I haven’t got a big dick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago


"Guys I really am interested in food more than this election. Reading is important

The city of Reading? Nah, it’s a ghastly place…. "

I’ve had sex with someone from reading before.

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
33 weeks ago

Exeter


"Someone should start a thread about it.

I considered it and decided to because I couldn’t see any"

That's because they are in the politics section - i.e.where they should be!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
33 weeks ago

North West


"I’ll tribute for proportional representation

Gets me moist. "

Cycling shorts gussets will do that to you, yes.

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By *orny PTMan
33 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Well pop the champagne.

Mrs TMN x

*not a euphemism*"

Awww

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago


"Someone should start a thread about it.

I considered it and decided to because I couldn’t see any

That's because they are in the politics section - i.e.where they should be! "

Firstly- they started off here. That’s the joke.

Secondly- what are you having for dinner? If you’re not going to tell me go to the politics section

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
33 weeks ago

North West


"Guys I really am interested in food more than this election. Reading is important

Democracy sausage.

Take an election venue which is also a community venue, such as a school, church, etc, or one that will sponsor a local charity or community cause.

Barbecue - sausages and vegetarian/ vegan alternatives, onions, cheap white bread, cheap spread, condiments. Pay a nominal amount (small profit but not much), with a tin to donate extra money to the cause."

No shrimp on your barbie?

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By *naswingdressWoman
33 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Someone should start a thread about it.

I considered it and decided to because I couldn’t see any

That's because they are in the politics section - i.e.where they should be!

Firstly- they started off here. That’s the joke.

Secondly- what are you having for dinner? If you’re not going to tell me go to the politics section"

My tagine was very nice.

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By *naswingdressWoman
33 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Guys I really am interested in food more than this election. Reading is important

Democracy sausage.

Take an election venue which is also a community venue, such as a school, church, etc, or one that will sponsor a local charity or community cause.

Barbecue - sausages and vegetarian/ vegan alternatives, onions, cheap white bread, cheap spread, condiments. Pay a nominal amount (small profit but not much), with a tin to donate extra money to the cause.

No shrimp on your barbie?"

Behave

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago


"Someone should start a thread about it.

I considered it and decided to because I couldn’t see any

That's because they are in the politics section - i.e.where they should be!

Firstly- they started off here. That’s the joke.

Secondly- what are you having for dinner? If you’re not going to tell me go to the politics section

My tagine was very nice."

My fresh air is equally as nice

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
33 weeks ago

North West


"Guys I really am interested in food more than this election. Reading is important

Democracy sausage.

Take an election venue which is also a community venue, such as a school, church, etc, or one that will sponsor a local charity or community cause.

Barbecue - sausages and vegetarian/ vegan alternatives, onions, cheap white bread, cheap spread, condiments. Pay a nominal amount (small profit but not much), with a tin to donate extra money to the cause.

No shrimp on your barbie?

Behave"

Make me

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By *naswingdressWoman
33 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Guys I really am interested in food more than this election. Reading is important

Democracy sausage.

Take an election venue which is also a community venue, such as a school, church, etc, or one that will sponsor a local charity or community cause.

Barbecue - sausages and vegetarian/ vegan alternatives, onions, cheap white bread, cheap spread, condiments. Pay a nominal amount (small profit but not much), with a tin to donate extra money to the cause.

No shrimp on your barbie?

Behave

Make me "

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By *osey WalesMan
33 weeks ago

La La Land

To steal someone elses line

Its all over the news

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago


"Guys I really am interested in food more than this election. Reading is important

Democracy sausage.

Take an election venue which is also a community venue, such as a school, church, etc, or one that will sponsor a local charity or community cause.

Barbecue - sausages and vegetarian/ vegan alternatives, onions, cheap white bread, cheap spread, condiments. Pay a nominal amount (small profit but not much), with a tin to donate extra money to the cause.

No shrimp on your barbie?

Behave

Make me

"

Following this interaction

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago


"To steal someone elses line

Its all over the news "

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By *naswingdressWoman
33 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Guys I really am interested in food more than this election. Reading is important

Democracy sausage.

Take an election venue which is also a community venue, such as a school, church, etc, or one that will sponsor a local charity or community cause.

Barbecue - sausages and vegetarian/ vegan alternatives, onions, cheap white bread, cheap spread, condiments. Pay a nominal amount (small profit but not much), with a tin to donate extra money to the cause.

No shrimp on your barbie?

Behave

Make me

Following this interaction "

our seafood is hung. or something.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago


"Guys I really am interested in food more than this election. Reading is important

Democracy sausage.

Take an election venue which is also a community venue, such as a school, church, etc, or one that will sponsor a local charity or community cause.

Barbecue - sausages and vegetarian/ vegan alternatives, onions, cheap white bread, cheap spread, condiments. Pay a nominal amount (small profit but not much), with a tin to donate extra money to the cause.

No shrimp on your barbie?

Behave

Make me

Following this interaction

our seafood is hung. or something."

Aaaaaaaaand I’m out

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
33 weeks ago

North West


"Guys I really am interested in food more than this election. Reading is important

Democracy sausage.

Take an election venue which is also a community venue, such as a school, church, etc, or one that will sponsor a local charity or community cause.

Barbecue - sausages and vegetarian/ vegan alternatives, onions, cheap white bread, cheap spread, condiments. Pay a nominal amount (small profit but not much), with a tin to donate extra money to the cause.

No shrimp on your barbie?

Behave

Make me

Following this interaction

our seafood is hung. or something."

No, no. The BBQ is hot. Like moi

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By *ondiego85Man
33 weeks ago

nottingham


"I think I’m going to have a Salad

Will it cost 50p?"

Will it last longer than liz truss, again?

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By *naswingdressWoman
33 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Guys I really am interested in food more than this election. Reading is important

Democracy sausage.

Take an election venue which is also a community venue, such as a school, church, etc, or one that will sponsor a local charity or community cause.

Barbecue - sausages and vegetarian/ vegan alternatives, onions, cheap white bread, cheap spread, condiments. Pay a nominal amount (small profit but not much), with a tin to donate extra money to the cause.

No shrimp on your barbie?

Behave

Make me

Following this interaction

our seafood is hung. or something.

Aaaaaaaaand I’m out"

lol

The origin of the joke is that they're often called "shrimp" in English speaking countries. Which is fucking ludicrous in Australia, because even the smallest prawns are 5-6 times the size of the ones you can find here.

Prawns, or king prawns.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
33 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Ooh let's swap one set of cunts for another set of cunts......time to celebrate

Mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago


"Guys I really am interested in food more than this election. Reading is important

Democracy sausage.

Take an election venue which is also a community venue, such as a school, church, etc, or one that will sponsor a local charity or community cause.

Barbecue - sausages and vegetarian/ vegan alternatives, onions, cheap white bread, cheap spread, condiments. Pay a nominal amount (small profit but not much), with a tin to donate extra money to the cause.

No shrimp on your barbie?

Behave

Make me

Following this interaction

our seafood is hung. or something.

No, no. The BBQ is hot. Like moi "

SHE’S CLAWED IT BACK!!!!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
33 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Guys I really am interested in food more than this election. Reading is important

Democracy sausage.

Take an election venue which is also a community venue, such as a school, church, etc, or one that will sponsor a local charity or community cause.

Barbecue - sausages and vegetarian/ vegan alternatives, onions, cheap white bread, cheap spread, condiments. Pay a nominal amount (small profit but not much), with a tin to donate extra money to the cause.

No shrimp on your barbie?

Behave

Make me

Following this interaction

our seafood is hung. or something.

No, no. The BBQ is hot. Like moi "

It's usually daggy dads pretending to be alpha males over the tongs and kids making a mess of the tomato sauce

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago


"Ooh let's swap one set of cunts for another set of cunts......time to celebrate

Mr "

^ he’s having potatoes AGAIN.

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By *naswingdressWoman
33 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Ooh let's swap one set of cunts for another set of cunts......time to celebrate

Mr

^ he’s having potatoes AGAIN. "

maybe if we'd left some of them in Ireland, Australians wouldn't have been such gobshites.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago


"Ooh let's swap one set of cunts for another set of cunts......time to celebrate

Mr

^ he’s having potatoes AGAIN.

maybe if we'd left some of them in Ireland, Australians wouldn't have been such gobshites."

I’m not engaging in colonial talk today

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By *naswingdressWoman
33 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Ooh let's swap one set of cunts for another set of cunts......time to celebrate

Mr

^ he’s having potatoes AGAIN.

maybe if we'd left some of them in Ireland, Australians wouldn't have been such gobshites.

I’m not engaging in colonial talk today "

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
33 weeks ago

Exeter


"

Secondly- what are you having for dinner? If you’re not going to tell me go to the politics section"

Seeing as you ask a chicken stir fry - might go and start it now actually

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By *uxom redCouple
33 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

I'd fajitas

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By *cottish guy 555Man
33 weeks ago

London

Typical tory bollocks waste of money. We could have had it a couple of weeks ago at the same time as the local elections.

Seafood salad for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

In Australia they get a National Sausage Sizzle Day when they vote!

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
33 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"Ooh let's swap one set of cunts for another set of cunts......time to celebrate

Mr

^ he’s having potatoes AGAIN. "

Tonight pickles it's potatoe skin...

Mr

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
33 weeks ago

North West

State opening of Parliament (with newly elected PM) - 17 July

Parliamentary summer recess until September - 23 July

Cushty

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By *naswingdressWoman
33 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"In Australia they get a National Sausage Sizzle Day when they vote! "

As I say. Democracy sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"In Australia they get a National Sausage Sizzle Day when they vote!

As I say. Democracy sausage "

Hot fang, i should have read the thread!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
33 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"In Australia they get a National Sausage Sizzle Day when they vote!

As I say. Democracy sausage

Hot fang, i should have read the thread!! "

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
33 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

It's normally a pasta bake day but I might get edgy and have pie. Not to celebrate but because I like pie

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Bring on The SNP and their independence crap

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By *nnCeeWoman
33 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"I vote for Brewster."

Doss he have millions?? Not interested if he doesn't.

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By *nnCeeWoman
33 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"I think I’m going to have a Salad "

I had salad. With prawns.

And it cost more than 50p

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
33 weeks ago

Central


"Things can only get better"

It was good to hear it playing as the wet one gave his resignation speech

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
33 weeks ago

The Continental


"I vote for Brewster.

Doss he have millions?? Not interested if he doesn't."

Better get in sharpish, he’s spunking it away left right n centre.

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By *agatoXXXMan
33 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.


"What are you having for dinner to celebrate?"

Roast chicken, new potatoes and salad. It was lovely, and didn't get soaked while eating it.

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By *ltrMan
33 weeks ago

sheffield

Del boy trotter should run a party for election hes like the rest of them out to make a quick buck on dodgy goods

And if the shit hits the fan do a runner ( Boris, liz truss ,may ,)

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By *agatoXXXMan
33 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.


"Del boy trotter should run a party for election hes like the rest of them out to make a quick buck on dodgy goods

And if the shit hits the fan do a runner ( Boris, liz truss ,may ,) "

You forgot pig fucker cameron.

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By *nnCeeWoman
33 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"I vote for Brewster.

Doss he have millions?? Not interested if he doesn't.

Better get in sharpish, he’s spunking it away left right n centre. "

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By *ansoffateMan
33 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Anyone who doesn't vote can't have any views on anything ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Political parties and politicians should not receive a vote without first laying out their vision for the future and the society they wish to create. Stating their ideological beliefs and values. I'm not talking a manifesto. It's bollocks. They say, we'll spend more on this and that and not do any of it. Instead we'll do things that will benefit us and our families. Not you. I want to know what societal ideal they want to work toward and how they intend to achieve this ideal. Then i can decide, if they align with my own ideals and values. Basically i want to know exactly what sort if a UK they are working toward. If they can't give me it. They don't get my vote.

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By *adyBugsWoman
33 weeks ago

cognito

I read this as general erection

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
33 weeks ago

North West


"Political parties and politicians should not receive a vote without first laying out their vision for the future and the society they wish to create. Stating their ideological beliefs and values. I'm not talking a manifesto. It's bollocks. They say, we'll spend more on this and that and not do any of it. Instead we'll do things that will benefit us and our families. Not you. I want to know what societal ideal they want to work toward and how they intend to achieve this ideal. Then i can decide, if they align with my own ideals and values. Basically i want to know exactly what sort if a UK they are working toward. If they can't give me it. They don't get my vote."

How do you know they aren't lying if they tell you they're aiming for your version of utopia? That's the problem with politics. You can say or write whatever you like, but there's nothing to compel you to actually do it, once in power.

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By *ansoffateMan
33 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Political parties and politicians should not receive a vote without first laying out their vision for the future and the society they wish to create. Stating their ideological beliefs and values. I'm not talking a manifesto. It's bollocks. They say, we'll spend more on this and that and not do any of it. Instead we'll do things that will benefit us and our families. Not you. I want to know what societal ideal they want to work toward and how they intend to achieve this ideal. Then i can decide, if they align with my own ideals and values. Basically i want to know exactly what sort if a UK they are working toward. If they can't give me it. They don't get my vote.

How do you know they aren't lying if they tell you they're aiming for your version of utopia? That's the problem with politics. You can say or write whatever you like, but there's nothing to compel you to actually do it, once in power. "

Hence protest is an important part of democracy.

I'd find it quite compelling to listen, if hundreds of thousands of people were trying to get in and stick my head in a guillotine.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Political parties and politicians should not receive a vote without first laying out their vision for the future and the society they wish to create. Stating their ideological beliefs and values. I'm not talking a manifesto. It's bollocks. They say, we'll spend more on this and that and not do any of it. Instead we'll do things that will benefit us and our families. Not you. I want to know what societal ideal they want to work toward and how they intend to achieve this ideal. Then i can decide, if they align with my own ideals and values. Basically i want to know exactly what sort if a UK they are working toward. If they can't give me it. They don't get my vote.

How do you know they aren't lying if they tell you they're aiming for your version of utopia? That's the problem with politics. You can say or write whatever you like, but there's nothing to compel you to actually do it, once in power.

Hence protest is an important part of democracy.

I'd find it quite compelling to listen, if hundreds of thousands of people were trying to get in and stick my head in a guillotine. "

Agreed.

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