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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I meant cLock ....

Don't forget to put it FORWARD one hour when you go to bed.

What will you do with your one LESS hour ?

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Age quicker.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to work earlier

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

A man walks into a clock shop.

He see's this gorgeous female assistant standing behind the clock counter.

So he walks up to the counter and proceeds to undo his trousers and flops his cock on the counter

"What are you doing?!" exclaimed the assistant, "this is a clock shop!"

"I know!" says the man, I'd like you to put two hands and a face on this!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Become super efficient to make up for the lost time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work eleven hours instead of twelve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time travel.

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By *eady_eddyMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Oh fuck!

Thanks for reminding me. Liverpool kick off 1.30 pm, I might have slept in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Littlun with Grandma tonight as L and I are hitting the town.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Littlun with Grandma tonight as L and I are hitting the town.

"

but you'll be up an hour earlier .... than you think

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"A man walks into a clock shop.

He see's this gorgeous female assistant standing behind the clock counter.

So he walks up to the counter and proceeds to undo his trousers and flops his cock on the counter

"What are you doing?!" exclaimed the assistant, "this is a clock shop!"

"I know!" says the man, I'd like you to put two hands and a face on this!"

"

How many joke books do you have ?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Try and remember to get up in time to see my parents.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Littlun with Grandma tonight as L and I are hitting the town.

but you'll be up an hour earlier .... than you think "

Yeah but that's the point. It doesn't matter as we can have rare lie in!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"What will you do with your one LESS hour ?"

Is that (more) or (less) 1hr, or have we got a whole 60mins to lose

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset


"A man walks into a clock shop.

He see's this gorgeous female assistant standing behind the clock counter.

So he walks up to the counter and proceeds to undo his trousers and flops his cock on the counter

"What are you doing?!" exclaimed the assistant, "this is a clock shop!"

"I know!" says the man, I'd like you to put two hands and a face on this!"

How many joke books do you have ?"

No books Gran, I can remember most of the jokes, that clock joke was one of Chubby Browns.

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

I hate it when the clocks go forward an hour,it means for a week afterwards I get my usual wake-up erection when I'm on the bus to work.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


" I hate it when the clocks go forward an hour,it means for a week afterwards I get my usual wake-up erection when I'm on the bus to work.

"

You think that's tough! ? I empty my bowels at 7 every morning. Trouble is I don't get up till 8 !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man walks into a clock shop.

He see's this gorgeous female assistant standing behind the clock counter.

So he walks up to the counter and proceeds to undo his trousers and flops his cock on the counter

"What are you doing?!" exclaimed the assistant, "this is a clock shop!"

"I know!" says the man, I'd like you to put two hands and a face on this!"

How many joke books do you have ?

No books Gran, I can remember most of the jokes, that clock joke was one of Chubby Browns.

"

Then it's about time you started forgetting a few...;)

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

One night I managed to make love for an hour and five minutes.

It was when they put the clocks forward.

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