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"Hey everyone, what do people find to be the best first messages? I like to always send dick pics, normally about 5 making sure to get the toilet in one and a really messy room in the another one, it’s rare I get a instant response so then I send another 2 just to make sure I really get the person going! In all seriousness I send a bit about me and attach a face picture, what does everyone else do? " Theirs no system but humour and intelligence, non sexual, with great pics works for me  | |||
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"Hey everyone, what do people find to be the best first messages? I like to always send dick pics, normally about 5 making sure to get the toilet in one and a really messy room in the another one, it’s rare I get a instant response so then I send another 2 just to make sure I really get the person going! In all seriousness I send a bit about me and attach a face picture, what does everyone else do? Theirs no system but humour and intelligence, non sexual, with great pics works for me "You didn’t add gender so that’s a green light for da gheys to get in your inbox | |||
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"Hey everyone, what do people find to be the best first messages? I like to always send dick pics, normally about 5 making sure to get the toilet in one and a really messy room in the another one, it’s rare I get a instant response so then I send another 2 just to make sure I really get the person going! In all seriousness I send a bit about me and attach a face picture, what does everyone else do? Theirs no system but humour and intelligence, non sexual, with great pics works for me
You didn’t add gender so that’s a green light for da gheys to get in your inbox "lol away gheys i love an away ghey | |||
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"I usually introduce myself with a shot of my big angry cock. It always raises a smile and an amusing response. " I still love your measuring cock. So many uses for it | |||
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"Hey everyone, what do people find to be the best first messages? I like to always send dick pics, normally about 5 making sure to get the toilet in one and a really messy room in the another one, it’s rare I get a instant response so then I send another 2 just to make sure I really get the person going! In all seriousness I send a bit about me and attach a face picture, what does everyone else do? Theirs no system but humour and intelligence, non sexual, with great pics works for me
You didn’t add gender so that’s a green light for da gheys to get in your inbox lol away gheys i love an away ghey "Those gheys aren’t very very small, they’re just far away on an away ghey day | |||
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"Hey everyone, what do people find to be the best first messages? I like to always send dick pics, normally about 5 making sure to get the toilet in one and a really messy room in the another one, it’s rare I get a instant response so then I send another 2 just to make sure I really get the person going! In all seriousness I send a bit about me and attach a face picture, what does everyone else do? Theirs no system but humour and intelligence, non sexual, with great pics works for me
You didn’t add gender so that’s a green light for da gheys to get in your inbox lol away gheys i love an away ghey
Those gheys aren’t very very small, they’re just far away on an away ghey day "hope they went somewhere nice | |||
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"Hey everyone, what do people find to be the best first messages? I like to always send dick pics, normally about 5 making sure to get the toilet in one and a really messy room in the another one, it’s rare I get a instant response so then I send another 2 just to make sure I really get the person going! In all seriousness I send a bit about me and attach a face picture, what does everyone else do? Theirs no system but humour and intelligence, non sexual, with great pics works for me
You didn’t add gender so that’s a green light for da gheys to get in your inbox lol away gheys i love an away ghey
Those gheys aren’t very very small, they’re just far away on an away ghey day hope they went somewhere nice "I’d like to acknowledge Father Ted for the inspiration for this joke. | |||
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"I always ask “Any plans for today?” "Followed closely with… let’s go for coffee and fuck after? Or is it best to not bother offering a coffee? | |||
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"Hey everyone, what do people find to be the best first messages? I like to always send dick pics, normally about 5 making sure to get the toilet in one and a really messy room in the another one, it’s rare I get a instant response so then I send another 2 just to make sure I really get the person going! In all seriousness I send a bit about me and attach a face picture, what does everyone else do? Theirs no system but humour and intelligence, non sexual, with great pics works for me
You didn’t add gender so that’s a green light for da gheys to get in your inbox lol away gheys i love an away ghey
Those gheys aren’t very very small, they’re just far away on an away ghey day hope they went somewhere nice
I’d like to acknowledge Father Ted for the inspiration for this joke. "lol hey great comedy prog | |||
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"I firmly believe that politeness is the intrinsic key and my initial message will thus be based upon this fundamental principle. ‘Salutation fair maiden. Might I entreat thee to envelope my rigid phallus with thy moist quim?’ " Cor!  | |||
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"I wouldn't know what's best. I haven't sent a 1st message in over 4 years" Have you not received good first messages? | |||
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"I always ask “Any plans for today?” "Not as yet,  | |||
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"Hey everyone, what do people find to be the best first messages? I like to always send dick pics, normally about 5 making sure to get the toilet in one and a really messy room in the another one, it’s rare I get a instant response so then I send another 2 just to make sure I really get the person going! In all seriousness I send a bit about me and attach a face picture, what does everyone else do? Theirs no system but humour and intelligence, non sexual, with great pics works for me
You didn’t add gender so that’s a green light for da gheys to get in your inbox lol away gheys i love an away ghey
Those gheys aren’t very very small, they’re just far away on an away ghey day hope they went somewhere nice
I’d like to acknowledge Father Ted for the inspiration for this joke. "I’m glad you cleared this up it was going way over my head lol | |||
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"I wouldn't know what's best. I haven't sent a 1st message in over 4 years Have you not received good first messages? " I reckon I've received one good 1st message. One that's been put together well based on my profile. The rest of the women are just as terrible as the men. "Hey", "do you knit?","thanks for winking back" But that's okay, I'm just grateful for a message   | |||
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"I firmly believe that politeness is the intrinsic key and my initial message will thus be based upon this fundamental principle. ‘Salutation fair maiden. Might I entreat thee to envelope my rigid phallus with thy moist quim?’ " The fastenings to my undergarments unravelled and said material fell away on my eyes and mind devouring that question. I find myself wetter than an otters' pocket  | |||
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"I wouldn't know what's best. I haven't sent a 1st message in over 4 years Have you not received good first messages? I reckon I've received one good 1st message. One that's been put together well based on my profile. The rest of the women are just as terrible as the men. "Hey", "do you knit?","thanks for winking back" But that's okay, I'm just grateful for a message "Interesting! It can’t just be me wondering… do you knit? hahaha | |||
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"Women it seems don't have time to send great first messages "We do, but we just patiently wait until the right time with the right thing to say  | |||
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"I wouldn't know what's best. I haven't sent a 1st message in over 4 years Have you not received good first messages? I reckon I've received one good 1st message. One that's been put together well based on my profile. The rest of the women are just as terrible as the men. "Hey", "do you knit?","thanks for winking back" But that's okay, I'm just grateful for a message
Interesting! It can’t just be me wondering… do you knit? hahaha "Not as often as I'd like to | |||
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"Women it seems don't have time to send great first messages
We do, but we just patiently wait until the right time with the right thing to say "lol when is the right time? | |||
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Then another one I would love to do a line off your tits
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"in receipt of first messages
no words!!!"why sex crazed newbies i guess | |||
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"Aside from reciprocal messages between forum-dwellers on here, I've only sent a handful of 'first contact' messages in the last 3 years. All of my socials and meets have been on the back of women sending the first message." So what’s the best messages you have received? you’ve got high standards to compete with! | |||
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"Aside from reciprocal messages between forum-dwellers on here, I've only sent a handful of 'first contact' messages in the last 3 years. All of my socials and meets have been on the back of women sending the first message. · So what’s the best messages you have received? you’ve got high standards to compete with! " • I'll have to check my Fåb Årchives and get back to you. | |||
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"..99% of the time, I get no replies. Of the remaining 1% about 80% of those are hostile..." Hostile?? Are you somehow attracted to irascible women, perhaps? I've only ever encountered two hostile women in all the time I've been here. They were hostile because I was less than enamoured when they sent me photos of their quims, and very little else. | |||
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"I generally say a bit about who I am, ask a couple of "who are you" questions, send a face pic and hope for the best. 99% of the time, I get no replies. Of the remaining 1% about 80% of those are hostile, 15% are immediately dismissive 4% are a nice rejection and the other 1% are perfectly nice and friendly but, never leads anywhere. " Fair play to you for the honesty! To be fair to the males, I’d say there is definitely a lot more of us on here than females. I don’t really take it seriously, and just come on now and then, the forums can be a laugh | |||
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"I tell them I'm currently on bail and on my best behaviour, so they'll definitely get no trouble off me." good one that lol!
The people who don’t send messages first feel free to get involved with the best first message you’ve received, it’s not a plea for help lol just a fun forum thread to chat on | |||
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