FabSwingers.com forum: Why does it always rain on me?

By *emonochrome OP Man
38 weeks ago

Peterborough

Oh shit yeah forgot my umbrella!

I was going to give you a whole host of umbrella jokes but they usually go over peoples heads…

The weathers wet the humours dry have a good day shaggers

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
38 weeks ago

Reading

Is it because i lied when I was 17

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By *till gameMan
38 weeks ago

Oldham

Avoid the puddle drinkers and it’ll be ok

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By *elloWoman
38 weeks ago

alpha centauri

"Oh shit yeah forgot my umbrella!

I was going to give you a whole host of umbrella jokes but they usually go over peoples heads…

The weathers wet the humours dry have a good day shaggers

Because when mother nature looks at you, you make her so wet everything gets drenched

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Even when the sun is shinning I can't avoid the lightning...

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By *till gameMan
38 weeks ago

Oldham

"Oh shit yeah forgot my umbrella!

I was going to give you a whole host of umbrella jokes but they usually go over peoples heads…

The weathers wet the humours dry have a good day shaggers

Because when mother nature looks at you, you make her so wet everything gets drenched

That’s brilliant

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By *otsexydannyMan
38 weeks ago

Norwich (and London)

** Shit wet weather joke alert **

I hear that, in this weather, owls are having difficulty mating. Apparently it's... too wet to woo

(I'll get my coat)

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By *emonochrome OP Man
38 weeks ago

Peterborough

"Oh shit yeah forgot my umbrella!

I was going to give you a whole host of umbrella jokes but they usually go over peoples heads…

The weathers wet the humours dry have a good day shaggers

Because when mother nature looks at you, you make her so wet everything gets drenched

If only eh? What a fever dream to seduce Gaia herself

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By *TG3Man
38 weeks ago

Dorchester

I'm singing the song now damnit janit

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By *rBobbMan
38 weeks ago

Birmingham

Of course it's raining. I have a day off

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
38 weeks ago

St Leonards

"** Shit wet weather joke alert **

I hear that, in this weather, owls are having difficulty mating. Apparently it's... too wet to woo

(I'll get my coat)"

That's soooooooo bad I can't stop giggling at it

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By *emonochrome OP Man
38 weeks ago

Peterborough

"** Shit wet weather joke alert **

I hear that, in this weather, owls are having difficulty mating. Apparently it's... too wet to woo

(I'll get my coat)

You can’t beat a classic!

That's soooooooo bad I can't stop giggling at it

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By *OYFBWoman
38 weeks ago

Jersey (sometimes Notts)

Sun is shining in Jersey

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By *ig1gaz1Man
38 weeks ago

bradford

"Oh shit yeah forgot my umbrella!

I was going to give you a whole host of umbrella jokes but they usually go over peoples heads…

The weathers wet the humours dry have a good day shaggers

I gather you havent done the school run the amount of times ive got wet just on that run alone is ridiculous.

The worst days are when you cant even use a brolly as too windy and driving rain, all i did was open the coat i have up and got both children under it,

Just to keep them dry.

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By *JcuriousCouple
38 weeks ago

Derby

Do you wish you had an umbrella... Ey... Ey... Ey....

Miss S x

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
38 weeks ago

Leeds

I’m no stranger to the rain.

I’m a friend of thunder.

Friend, is it any wonder.

Lightning strikes me.

I’ve fought with the devil.

Got down on his level.

The mr

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