FabSwingers.com forum: If you were in an advert

By (user no longer on site) OP
34 weeks ago

Would you make the product sexy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
34 weeks ago

I’ve managed to make a grapefruit flavoured drink either even more unappealing or slightly more appealing

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
34 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I don't think I get q choice in the matter.

As soon as I'm in anything it becomes instantly sexier

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By (user no longer on site) OP
34 weeks ago

"I don't think I get q choice in the matter.

As soon as I'm in anything it becomes instantly sexier

You and me both babe

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

I'm too awkward and clumsy to do anything like that

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By *orace99Man
34 weeks ago

York

"Would you make the product sexy?

Well it would obviously be more sexy than me

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By *ot to giggleWoman
34 weeks ago

Coventry

oooh i could do the perf with serv add because i can also be sooooooooooooooo fucking annoying

.. its perf with serf

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By *ussle SproutMan
34 weeks ago

the middle

If I was in an advert it would either be for slimfast or Dominos pizza. They wouldn’t be sexy

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By *elloWoman
34 weeks ago

alpha centauri

Is slipping on a wet floor and hiring a team of solicitors to make a claim sexy? because that's probably the sort of advert I'd get cast in . I guess I could flash my knickers when I fall

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By (user no longer on site) OP
34 weeks ago

"If I was in an advert it would either be for slimfast or Dominos pizza. They wouldn’t be sexy"
two VERY different products there

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

A bunch of hot sweaty dirty pirates drinking rum, enter me

and I take the drink. Rum, suitable for girls.

I don't know about making it sexy but I'd sure have fun at the after party.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
34 weeks ago

"A bunch of hot sweaty dirty pirates drinking rum, enter me

and I take the drink. Rum, suitable for girls.

I don't know about making it sexy but I'd sure have fun at the after party.

I misread. Thought they entered you

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

I could see myself modelling some CKs... Shame I would never actually wear them though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
34 weeks ago

"I could see myself modelling some CKs... Shame I would never actually wear them though"
I’m here for it! This adverts need a bit of colour! They’re all in black and white

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By (user no longer on site) OP
34 weeks ago

"I could see myself modelling some CKs... Shame I would never actually wear them though I’m here for it! This adverts need a bit of colour! They’re all in black and white"

I would take on the role but I’ve got too many rolls to focus on

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"I could see myself modelling some CKs... Shame I would never actually wear them though

I’m here for it! This adverts need a bit of colour! They’re all in black and white"

It insists upon itself, really

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"A bunch of hot sweaty dirty pirates drinking rum, enter me

and I take the drink. Rum, suitable for girls.

I don't know about making it sexy but I'd sure have fun at the after party.

I misread. Thought they entered you

That's the after party pickles

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By *cLovin2Man
34 weeks ago

Reading

"Would you make the product sexy?

How do you make financial services look sexy? Get stormy Daniels to advertise over 60s insurance

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By *cLovin2Man
34 weeks ago

Reading

"Is slipping on a wet floor and hiring a team of solicitors to make a claim sexy? because that's probably the sort of advert I'd get cast in . I guess I could flash my knickers when I fall

Maybe let a boob Pop out?

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By *illy IdolMan
34 weeks ago

Midlands

"Is slipping on a wet floor and hiring a team of solicitors to make a claim sexy? because that's probably the sort of advert I'd get cast in . I guess I could flash my knickers when I fall

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"A bunch of hot sweaty dirty pirates drinking rum, enter me

and I take the drink. Rum, suitable for girls.

I don't know about making it sexy but I'd sure have fun at the after party.

I misread. Thought they entered you

So did I until I read your comment

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By *amiejay1986Man
34 weeks ago

blackpool

If i was an advert

I would be an advert for why you should listen in school and college otherwise you will be an idiot ha

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By *ensuallover1000Man
34 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I choose to advertise Anusol and by gum with bells on it, I’ll make it look mightily sexy indeed

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By *orace99Man
34 weeks ago

York

"Is slipping on a wet floor and hiring a team of solicitors to make a claim sexy? because that's probably the sort of advert I'd get cast in . I guess I could flash my knickers when I fall

You wear knickers?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
34 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"A bunch of hot sweaty dirty pirates drinking rum enter me

and I take the drink. Rum, suitable for girls.

I don't know about making it sexy but I'd sure have fun at the after party.

I misread. Thought they entered you

So did I until I read your comment

They did. Would be better than the shite ads Capt Morgan do.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
34 weeks ago

North West

"Would you make the product sexy?

It depends on the product. I reckon I could improve on the sexiness quotient of incontinence knickers, but probably not on Victoria's Secret lingerie

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By *ittlebirdWoman
34 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I only want to do the Skittles ads. Taste the rainbow… all the rainbow

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By *aughtyLisa341Woman
34 weeks ago

Ripley

"I only want to do the Skittles ads. Taste the rainbow… all the rainbow (pmslrainbow)"

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
34 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I'll do any ad where I get to eat all the cheese.

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By *eliWoman
34 weeks ago

If I'm not being filmed but voiceover-ing it? Yes probably. Definitely if I'm aroused after edging or talking to someone I have a crush on.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
34 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"A bunch of hot sweaty dirty pirates drinking rum, enter me

and I take the drink. Rum, suitable for girls.

I don't know about making it sexy but I'd sure have fun at the after party.

I misread. Thought they entered you

You're not alone I missed the comma too

Tinder

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By *orny PTMan
34 weeks ago

Peterborough

"A bunch of hot sweaty dirty pirates drinking rum, enter me

and I take the drink. Rum, suitable for girls.

I don't know about making it sexy but I'd sure have fun at the after party.

Dressed as Elizabeth Swann, all singing and dancing with a foot on a table holding a bloke in one arm and a downing a bottle?

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
34 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

I could try and make a head loupe i use sexy but I think the bug eyes kinda make it less appealing

Tinder

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
34 weeks ago

North West

"If I'm not being filmed but voiceover-ing it? Yes probably. Definitely if I'm aroused after edging or talking to someone I have a crush on."

Meli, you can do an M&S advert.

"These are not just bunions plasters, these are M&S bunion plasters"

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By *agondaMan
34 weeks ago

Witterings

I could be the honey monster.. is that sexy? Lol

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By *ot to giggleWoman
34 weeks ago

Coventry

"I could be the honey monster.. is that sexy? Lol"

only if you eat the sugar puffs

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By *orny PTMan
34 weeks ago

Peterborough

"I could be the honey monster.. is that sexy? Lol"

Love Honey monster?

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By *agondaMan
34 weeks ago

Witterings

"I could be the honey monster.. is that sexy? Lol

only if you eat the sugar puffs

I’d lick all the sugar and make us both puff, does that count?

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By *ambertMan
34 weeks ago

Cheltenham

No. I am made of ham

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By (user no longer on site) OP
34 weeks ago

"No. I am made of ham"
vegan ham?

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By *ambertMan
34 weeks ago

Cheltenham

"No. I am made of ham vegan ham? "

No. Ham of disappointment

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By *r Black 85Man
34 weeks ago

nottingham

I would be the greatest hand cream model on history

Hey some alcohol in there and everyone's a winner

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By *ou only live onceMan
34 weeks ago

London

No. I could do awkward. Would that do?

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By *nnCeeWoman
34 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"If I was in an advert it would either be for slimfast or Dominos pizza. They wouldn’t be sexy two VERY different products there

But possibly linked...

Eat all the Dominos pizza, need the Slimfast...

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By *ittlebirdWoman
34 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"No. I could do awkward. Would that do?"

I reckon you could do an Ikea ad YOLO… weird and poignant at the same time

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By *ou only live onceMan
34 weeks ago

London

"No. I could do awkward. Would that do?

I reckon you could do an Ikea ad YOLO… weird and poignant at the same time "

That might be the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me...

I'm off to Stockholm.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"No. I could do awkward. Would that do?

I reckon you could do an Ikea ad YOLO… weird and poignant at the same time

That might be the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me...

I'm off to Stockholm."

Careful, you may have a bad experience but never want to leave

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By *ou only live onceMan
34 weeks ago

London

"No. I could do awkward. Would that do?

I reckon you could do an Ikea ad YOLO… weird and poignant at the same time

That might be the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me...

I'm off to Stockholm.

Careful, you may have a bad experience but never want to leave"

Sums up my love/hate relationship with IKEA, for sure.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
34 weeks ago

North West

"No. I could do awkward. Would that do?

I reckon you could do an Ikea ad YOLO… weird and poignant at the same time

That might be the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me...

I'm off to Stockholm.

Careful, you may have a bad experience but never want to leave"

He'll have plenty of balls for his mouth though

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By *agatoXXXMan
34 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

I'd be the "before" pic in a cosmetic surgery ad.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
34 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue

I'd try...but I don't know if it would work with advertising funeral plans

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By *eliWoman
34 weeks ago

"If I'm not being filmed but voiceover-ing it? Yes probably. Definitely if I'm aroused after edging or talking to someone I have a crush on.

Meli, you can do an M&S advert.

"These are not just bunions plasters, these are M&S bunion plasters"

This is the nicest compliment I've had so far today, thank you Mrs KC

Really love the link between my voice, bunions and M&S.

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