FabSwingers.com forum: Roses Are red

By *ackformore100 OP Man
33 weeks ago

Tin town

You know the rest

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

"You know the rest "

So quit with your whining

And show me your breast

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By *elloWoman
33 weeks ago

alpha centauri

Roses are red,

You're as mad as a hatter,

Splatter my face,

With your willy batter.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
33 weeks ago

The Continental

"Roses are red,

You're as mad as a hatter,

Splatter my face,

With your willy batter.

Oooft!

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
33 weeks ago

The Continental

Roses aren’t always red

Violets aren’t blue

I cannot rhyme for toffee

Please sit on my face.

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By *parkle1974Woman
33 weeks ago

Leeds

Roses are red

Violets are blue

This joke is overused

And your sister is too

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By *r Black 85Man
33 weeks ago

nottingham

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

This joke is overused

And your sister is too "

Bumboclart

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Roses are red

So is red wine

If you show me yours

I’ll show you mine

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
33 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest

Roses are red

My backs in bits

So whip that top off

And show me your tits

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By *ympha LuxuriaWoman
33 weeks ago

La La Land

Roses are red

Daisies are white

The harder you fuck me

The harder I'll bite

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
33 weeks ago

St Leonards

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Before we do anal

Wipe off that poo!!

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
33 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Roses are red

Violets are blue

If you let me

You can ride on it to

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By *ympha LuxuriaWoman
33 weeks ago

La La Land

Roses are red

My mind is twisted

Bend over baby

You're about to get fisted

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By *xFoxyStoatxxWoman
33 weeks ago

Somewhere

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Rhyming is hard

Fancy a shag?

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
33 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Rhyming is hard

Fancy a shag?

"
the perfect rhyme does exist

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Of course I fancy a woman

I also fancy two

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
33 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Roses are red

The grass is green

If I open up wide

Will you give me your cream?

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
33 weeks ago

St Leonards

Roses are red

Violets are blue

One day, my friends

You shall sink-piss too

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By *ickshawedCouple
33 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Violets are blue

Roses are red

Get over here sexy

And into my bed

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
33 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Roses are red

Lemons are sour

Spread your legs

And feel the power

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Have i just woken from a coma and it's February

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
33 weeks ago

St Leonards

Roses are red

Violets are blue

World history is the progress of the consciousness of freedom

FAF?

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By *ickshawedCouple
33 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Roses are red

Don't be a wussy

Grab your starting rod

I'll open my bumpussy

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
33 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Roses are red

Don't be a wussy

Grab your starting rod

I'll open my bumpussy

Bumpussies LIVE!

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
33 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I’m going to put my penis

Right in you

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By *ot to giggleWoman
33 weeks ago

Coventry

roses are red

melons are round

move up the bed

give it a good pound (ing)

nearly

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
33 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Roses are red

So are you’re lips

Sit on my face

And wiggle you’re hips

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
33 weeks ago

St Leonards

Roses are red

Violets are blue

To be a sun, a star, a comet

Is being alive, next to you

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By *orace99Man
33 weeks ago

York

Roses are red,

Your chest is flat.

I can only hope,

For a shaved twta.

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By *ex HolesMan
33 weeks ago

Up North

Roses are red

I’ll give them miss

We all know

That squirting is piss

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
33 weeks ago

St Leonards

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Can I enter your tunnel

And go "choo-choooooh"?

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By *esthetic21Man
33 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

This joke is overused

And your sister is too

Bumboclart

"
my inner monologue read that in a Jamaican accent

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Roses are red, I’m going to bed.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
33 weeks ago

Essex

Roses are an overrated flower

Violets are quite cute

I don’t really like flowers

Bring me a wine

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

"Roses are red, I’m going to bed."

Enjoy your shag

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

"Roses are red, I’m going to bed.

Enjoy your shag

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
33 weeks ago

St Leonards

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Up for a gangbang

With "The Fingerblast Crew"?

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By *TG3Man
33 weeks ago

Dorchester

Roses are red

Orphans are blue

I need food

And a rescue boat too

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
33 weeks ago

St Leonards

Roses are red

Fred killed the thread

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By *TG3Man
33 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Roses are red

Fred killed the thread

"
lol oh no i never

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By *TG3Man
33 weeks ago

Dorchester

Roses are red

Man city is blue

Arsenal were cheated

This year its true

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By *till gameMan
33 weeks ago

Oldham

Roses are chocolates

So are snickers

Open your legs

And show me your knickers

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By *iseekingbiCouple
33 weeks ago

N ireland and West Midlands

Is it

Violets are twisted

Bend over love

Youre about to get fisted

They didnt accept our suggestion for the wording for Valentines at the card manufacturing company.

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By *elshcouple18Couple
33 weeks ago

Cardiff

Rises are red

My cock is hard

Lube me up

With a bit of lard

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By *nnCeeWoman
33 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Roses are red

Violets are blue

No British Women love me

Because They only want a man With high social standing And lots of Money

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By *r Black 85Man
33 weeks ago

nottingham

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

This joke is overused

And your sister is too

Bumboclart

my inner monologue read that in a Jamaican accent"

What other accent could it possibly be

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

No British Women love me

Because They only want a man With high social standing And lots of Money"

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
33 weeks ago

Ryde

I'll just put Max Miller's one:

When roses are red,

they're ripe for plucking.

When a girl turns 16,

she's ripe for...

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
33 weeks ago

Leeds

Roses are red.

Oil is black.

If you think I’m interested in you.

You must be smoking crack.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Roses are red

It’s not Valentine’s Day

But do you fancy a shag

If you’re passing my way?

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By *partan69Man
33 weeks ago

hyde

"I'll just put Max Miller's one:

When roses are red,

they're ripe for plucking.

When a girl turns 16,

she's ripe for..."

Lmao

Legally yes , morally would you fuck a 16 year old

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By *loratheExplora39Woman
33 weeks ago

chelmsford

Roses aren’t always Red

Violets are more purple.

I’ve got a secret fantasy

Fisting Angela Merkle

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
33 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Roses are red

My Mood is blue

Get my coffee

And bit spooning to

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By *alandNitaCouple
33 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

"You know the rest "

#NotAllRoses

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By *osey WalesMan
33 weeks ago

La La Land

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

No British Women love me

Because They only want a man With high social standing And lots of Money"

Attitude like that and you might not get a date for 12 years

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
33 weeks ago

Southampton

Violets are blue

Roses are red

I'm in a bad mood

So going back to bed.....

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By *ggdrasil66Man
33 weeks ago

Saltdean

Roses are red

Violets are pink

Shut yer legs

Yer kippers stink

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
33 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Roses are red

Lillies are whiffy

One look at you

And I get

Stiffy

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By *JB1954Man
33 weeks ago

Reading

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I use my right hand

Thinking of you

To be sent to someone you fancy ?

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
33 weeks ago

The Continental

Roses are red

Violets are blue

We’ll have to take pause from fucking

For I’m in need of a poo

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By *iddlesticksMan
33 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ve got yellow, white and pink roses in my garden.

Roses are yellow,

People are mellow,

I’ll be tickled pink,

I hope you don’t stink.

Whaaat?

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By *ee69Man
33 weeks ago

glasgow

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Bend over nice

I got something for you

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
33 weeks ago

St Leonards

Roses are red

I'm a cunt

Violets are blue

I'm still a cunt

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By *ushandkittyCouple
33 weeks ago

Gloucester

ROSES ARE.....NO!!!!

WHAT HAVE I DONE?

I MUST OF LEFT

MY CAPS LOCK ON!

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
33 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

Roses are red

Violets are violet

Open your mouth wide

This will keep you silent(n)t

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By *ushandkittyCouple
33 weeks ago

Gloucester

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple
33 weeks ago

West Suffolk/Essex

The yellow ones aren’t

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By *ushandkittyCouple
33 weeks ago

Gloucester

Roses are red

Unlike those daffs

And I wandered lonely

As a giraffe, erm.......cloud

-William Wordsworth

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
33 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I’d rather eat shit

Than go out with you

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
33 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Roses are red

Unlike those daffs

And I wandered lonely

As a giraffe, erm.......cloud

-William Wordsworth"

True story. Don't forget the second stanza though:

Elephants are big

And roses are red

If elephants were clouds

We'd have a sore head

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
33 weeks ago

The Continental

Red are the roses

Yellow is the Daff’

Now please take your knees

Upon your tits I would spaff

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By *edeWoman
33 weeks ago

the abyss

"Red are the roses

Yellow is the Daff’

Now please take your knees

Upon your tits I would spaff

So romantic

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
33 weeks ago

The Continental

"Red are the roses

Yellow is the Daff’

Now please take your knees

Upon your tits I would spaff

So romantic

You knows it

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
33 weeks ago

St Leonards

Roses are red

Like angry big dicks

They tickle yer tonsils

And make you feel sick

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By *agusMan
33 weeks ago

Near by

Roses for you are red,

The gift of underwear is blue,

The toys are on the bed,

I'm just waiting for YOU

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By *ools and the brainCouple
33 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Roses are red,

I think your hot let's go to bed.

And fuck a lot.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
33 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Pornhub is down

So you’re Facebook

Will do

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
33 weeks ago

St Leonards

My penis is yellow

And green, oozing goo

If I buy you some flowers

Would you fancy a chew?

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By *TG3Man
33 weeks ago

Dorchester

Roses are red, white and blue

I really love you

Help i said the L word

You can't say that here

Give me a beer

And come sit over here

With your glass of wine

Chat me up serenade me

Omg i need a pee

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By *odgerMooreMan
33 weeks ago

Nowhere

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Im sick of this

And squirting’s just piss!!

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
33 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I’m so glad

You’re Mum

Didn’t swallow you

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
33 weeks ago

Tin town

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

I’d rather eat shit

Than go out with you

Sounds like you want the special interest section

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By *odgerMooreMan
33 weeks ago

Nowhere

Roses are red

Violets are an interesting sub species of

Ive got ADHD

Oh look tinsel

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
33 weeks ago

Ryde

"I'll just put Max Miller's one:

When roses are red,

they're ripe for plucking.

When a girl turns 16,

she's ripe for...

Lmao

Legally yes , morally would you fuck a 16 year old"

Things were different in the 1940s...

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
33 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Just like the Titanic

I’ll go down on you

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

If you sit on my face

I will pleasure you.

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By *pankingNorfolkCouple
33 weeks ago

Norwichish

Roses are red

My candles are blue

They burn really hot

Let me pour them on you

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
33 weeks ago

St Leonards

Labour is red

Tories are blue

You've been fucked since 2008

You. Yes, that's you.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Rose are red

Violets are funky

When I think of you

I'm spanking my monkey

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Roses are red

This rhyme is lame

I'm a horny bitch

Moan my name

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By *uxurybubblesCouple
33 weeks ago

by the sea

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I've got a puppy

In my van just for you

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By *rBobbMan
33 weeks ago

Birmingham

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have split personality

And so do I

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