FabSwingers.com forum: I'm eyeing you up across the bar....

By *reative-mind OP Man
31 weeks ago

Exeter

Picture it now, the sun is shining, the weather is sweet and you're at a beachside bar. You suddenly spot that someone or people across the room.

Say youre in and drop someone else who is in a message letting them know that you are you're eyeing them up across the beachside bar, you never know they might be doing the same.

Rules:

1) don't be a dick

2) respect filters, be polite

and people arnt obligated to

3) don't be a dick (just in case

you missed the first one)

Now, get ready.....GO!!!!

I'm in by the way.

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By *ex HolesMan
31 weeks ago

Up North

In and sent

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
31 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

In.

And not sent.

Soz Rex and the OP

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By *TG3Man
31 weeks ago

Dorchester

"In and sent

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lol

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By *ellhungvweMan
31 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Just going to have a quiet drink in the corner and avoid the gaze of everyone above me. Sorry lads

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By *issBellaWoman
31 weeks ago

Wales

In and eyeing everyone up

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By *issBellaWoman
31 weeks ago

Wales

"the sun is shining, the weather is sweet "

Ps thanks for the ear worm

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By *dventurousSexplorersCouple
31 weeks ago

Fantasy Land

In and eyeing up Miss Bella

you didn’t say it was a nude beachside bar OP. Does anybody need help applying suncream?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
31 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"In.

And not sent.

Soz Rex and the OP

*not sent situation now rectified....

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By *ickshawedCouple
31 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

I'm eyeing up Rex's bum hole

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By *rBobbMan
31 weeks ago

Birmingham

I'm in

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By *icketToRudeCouple
31 weeks ago

Wellingborough

Just getting comfy with our drinks and watching the room, dutifully eying up who's here and seeing who else may wander in...

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By *issBellaWoman
31 weeks ago

Wales

"In and eyeing up Miss Bella

you didn’t say it was a nude beachside bar OP. Does anybody need help applying suncream? "

Yes please

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By *iddlesticksMan
31 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

This is a good bar.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
31 weeks ago

Leeds

We're in, while I'm here can I take two pornstar martinis please.

Mrs

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By *issBellaWoman
31 weeks ago

Wales

Oh and midori margarita please Mr bar man

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By *rBobbMan
31 weeks ago

Birmingham

"Oh and midori margarita please Mr bar man

Put that on my tab please barman

xxxx

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By *r Black 85Man
31 weeks ago

nottingham

I'm in as long as there is plenty of brown liquor to be had

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By *reative-mind OP Man
31 weeks ago

Exeter

"In and eyeing up Miss Bella

you didn’t say it was a nude beachside bar OP. Does anybody need help applying suncream? "

Dress is optional but I do take protecting from sun burn seriously! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

In.

Let me grab my glasses.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
31 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Sidles up and takes a pew whilst scanning the room over the top of my cocktail...

Tinder

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By *aitonelMan
31 weeks ago

Away for Christmas

Fuck that, I'm going up the beach away from everyone.

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By *mf123Man
31 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

I looked over gaver her a wink n she rolled her eyes

So i picked em up n rolled em back

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By *ittlebirdWoman
31 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I’m in but at the pool bar

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By *hinstrapMan
31 weeks ago

Barnsley

Always in

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31 weeks ago

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By *rLothbrokMan
31 weeks ago

Lancs

"I looked over gaver her a wink n she rolled her eyes

So i picked em up n rolled em back"

She didn’t see that coming

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
31 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

We're in

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By *partan69Man
31 weeks ago

hyde

"We're in

You have definitely caught my eye

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

I am in

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Boo's in

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
31 weeks ago

Southampton

In and eyeing up the OP, Miss Bella and _ellhungvwe... what can I say I'm greedy

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
31 weeks ago

Southampton

Ooh and I've just spotted Woody B x

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By *rBobbMan
31 weeks ago

Birmingham

Who's round is it? I got the last one

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By *partan69Man
31 weeks ago

hyde

I'll just sit in this dark quiet corner perving

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By *iddlesticksMan
31 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’m in but at the pool bar

Are Eric and Ernie out and about?

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By *emidemiWoman
31 weeks ago

basingstoke

In.

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By *iddlesticksMan
31 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Boo's in

Boobs out.

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By *issBellaWoman
31 weeks ago

Wales

"Who's round is it? I got the last one

I'll get it what's everyone having?

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By *ather WickmasMan
31 weeks ago

The Continental

I heard bar………..

I’m in.

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By *iddlesticksMan
31 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Who's round is it? I got the last one

I'll get it what's everyone having?

I’ll have you please.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
31 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Who's round is it? I got the last one

I'll get it what's everyone having?

Is there a drink called 'the horn'?

Asking for me......

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By *ex HolesMan
31 weeks ago

Up North

"I'm eyeing up Rex's bum hole

Poor sphincter

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By *issBellaWoman
31 weeks ago

Wales

"Who's round is it? I got the last one

I'll get it what's everyone having?

Is there a drink called 'the horn'?

Asking for me......

There is now

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By *issBellaWoman
31 weeks ago

Wales

"Who's round is it? I got the last one

I'll get it what's everyone having?

I’ll have you please.

Oh you

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By *issBellaWoman
31 weeks ago

Wales

"In and eyeing up the OP, Miss Bella and _ellhungvwe... what can I say I'm greedy

Well hello beautiful don't you look gorgeous in that bikini. You're looking a little red.. may I remove your top and apply a little suncream?

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

"I’m in but at the pool bar

Are you wet yet?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
31 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"I’m in but at the pool bar

Are you wet yet? "

Soaking

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By *iddlesticksMan
31 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’m in but at the pool bar

Are you wet yet?

Soaking

Come sit on my face.

Err I mean on this sun lounger next to me.

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By *hunky GentMan
31 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'll have a cold one, while I'm here.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
31 weeks ago

Coventry

in, do i need to have a beer!!

perving and will send!

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By *iddlesticksMan
31 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"in, do i need to have a beer!!

perving and will send!"

I’ll get you that beer.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
31 weeks ago

Coventry

"I looked over gaver her a wink n she rolled her eyes

So i picked em up n rolled em back

She didn’t see that coming

he was eyeing her up

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By *omsoftbumMan
31 weeks ago

cheshire

In xx

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
31 weeks ago

stanley

This is a new one, ok I’m in

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By *ot to giggleWoman
31 weeks ago

Coventry

"in, do i need to have a beer!!

perving and will send!

I’ll get you that beer. "

why thank you - can you rub this sun cream in please - i cant reach

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
31 weeks ago

stanley

Well if it’s a pool or beech bar I’m discreetly checking out LB and Mrs Rickshawed in their lovely bikinis whilst trying not to get caught

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
31 weeks ago

Manchester

I’ll pop myself somewhere for a cold beer

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By *rBobbMan
31 weeks ago

Birmingham

"Who's round is it? I got the last one

I'll get it what's everyone having?

The usual please my lovely, maybe with a little ice

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By *irty Flirty HarryMan
31 weeks ago

East Sussex

I'm in and eying up some

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Not y

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

It's a sunny day and I'm outside...my hair is 100x the size it normally is, I'm red faced, sweating and bloated.

Nobody is eyeing me up.

I'll have a rum though.

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By *im_1878Man
31 weeks ago

Formby

"It's a sunny day and I'm outside...my hair is 100x the size it normally is, I'm red faced, sweating and bloated.

Nobody is eyeing me up.

I'll have a rum though.

I’m sure we would see past that coyoteugly and see you for who you are

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

"It's a sunny day and I'm outside...my hair is 100x the size it normally is, I'm red faced, sweating and bloated.

Nobody is eyeing me up.

I'll have a rum though.

I’m sure we would see past that coyoteugly and see you for who you are "

That's not a good thing

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By *hunky GentMan
31 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"It's a sunny day and I'm outside...my hair is 100x the size it normally is, I'm red faced, sweating and bloated.

Nobody is eyeing me up.

I'll have a rum though.

Park your ass at my table luv.

Drinks are flowing & fresh towels are available

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By *rBobbMan
31 weeks ago

Birmingham

"It's a sunny day and I'm outside...my hair is 100x the size it normally is, I'm red faced, sweating and bloated.

Nobody is eyeing me up.

I'll have a rum though.

Shall I make it a double?

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
31 weeks ago

Manchester

"It's a sunny day and I'm outside...my hair is 100x the size it normally is, I'm red faced, sweating and bloated.

Nobody is eyeing me up.

I'll have a rum though.

I’m sure you’d look wondrous in the sun

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By *irtydevil666Man
31 weeks ago

bristol

The joys of dark sunglasses.....

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
31 weeks ago

Manchester

"The joys of dark sunglasses....."

Oh I’m definitely bringing my sunnies

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By *im_1878Man
31 weeks ago

Formby

"It's a sunny day and I'm outside...my hair is 100x the size it normally is, I'm red faced, sweating and bloated.

Nobody is eyeing me up.

I'll have a rum though.

I’m sure we would see past that coyoteugly and see you for who you are

That's not a good thing "

I’d disagree

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

I'd eye you up! Xx

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By *cLovin2Man
31 weeks ago

Reading

"It's a sunny day and I'm outside...my hair is 100x the size it normally is, I'm red faced, sweating and bloated.

Nobody is eyeing me up.

I'll have a rum though.

Can I finger blast you first, or do I eye you up first? This bar seduction is complicated.

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