FabSwingers.com forum: Open mic night

By *reedyH OP Man
31 weeks ago

bellingham

Let me know if is a fair joke to tell for an open. Mic night stag do.

Short story. "Met this female one thing led to another.

I never had a condom, so

Had to use a trainer sock. (safty first i cabled tied the base so it never slipped off) now ive got athletes cock" and she's got a runny fanny...

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

eh, it's not that funny. Sorry.

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By *reedyH OP Man
31 weeks ago

bellingham

It's not the finsh joke just witty one liner

Amongst many. Thanks for the positive feedback

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By *illy IdolMan
31 weeks ago

Midlands

Hi OP, I don't think it would be fair on you to use it.

Maybe skip that one. Have a blast though and good luck

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
31 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

So everyone on the stag do is going to try stand up?

But honestly OP, it's not very funny. If it's going to be a mixed audience I'd try to find another one.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
31 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

If you make it that you've been training for a marathon... then 'her fanny won't stop running' becomes a better punchline.

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By *aomilatteCouple
31 weeks ago

Midlands

It's actually quite good. But in the words of Frank Carson (Some will have to look him up!), "It's the way you tell them".

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
31 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

It's a weak joke and even at a bringer or stayer, it still wouldn't cut the mustard.

One liners are very tricky for a new act to do well. The best proponents, Delaney, Simmons, Cowards, Masai Graham, do them in strings, so rather than each joke being on its own, you have three that are linked and so you build up momentum.

The only way this joke would work is if it is part of a section of gags based on this one encounter.

Personally, if it were me doing this, I'd arrange to go on last and just roast the groom. I'd also be praying that no one else had the same idea. Roasting the groom will lose the rest of the audience, who aren't part of the stag night, but frankly any comedy night that's willing to let a stag party have a go, probably isn't that renowned for quality anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

"Delaney, Simmons, Cowards, Masai Graham"

Sessions.

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By *orshamGuy69Man
31 weeks ago

Redhill

"It's actually quite good. But in the words of Frank Carson (Some will have to look him up!), "It's the way you tell them"."

Disappointingly I didn’t need to look this up!!! Getting old sucks!!!

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By *idlandiaMan
31 weeks ago

Birmingham

Mike told me he doesn't like his new nickname

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
31 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

If you want a sock joke one liner try this.

"Many men with foot fetishes have them because they lost their virginity to a sock."

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By *reedyH OP Man
31 weeks ago

bellingham

Exactly. I

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By *reedyH OP Man
31 weeks ago

bellingham

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By *reedyH OP Man
31 weeks ago

bellingham

It is one of many rolling in to the other so thank u. I really think that this is a cracking joke if honest and in person I'm the joker in my group and do tell them better in person. With actions and carisma. Xx

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By *reedyH OP Man
31 weeks ago

bellingham

It's not a comedy club just 23 blokes that all know eachother. Then out parting after

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