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"Trump it if you dare! I mean I just had some mini ones. I am nearly orgasmic! "princess sponge | |||
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"Trump it if you dare! I mean I just had some mini ones. I am nearly orgasmic! "You can't. It gives you a tonguegasm followed by a huge sugar rush I love it! I ate a full box in one sitting last Thursday...
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"If you’re trumping it darling you’ve likely eaten it a little quickly "You know how quickly I like to munch! But cake must be savoured like a precious.... | |||
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"Trump it if you dare! I mean I just had some mini ones. I am nearly orgasmic!
You can't. It gives you a tonguegasm followed by a huge sugar rush I love it! I ate a full box in one sitting last Thursday...
Cherry x "There may have been a repeat performance tonight, but I can also be tempted by a bakewell with a cherry on top x | |||
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"Nope nope nope almond is the work of the devil " You will have to be whipped to the consistency of blancmange then, bend over. | |||
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"I’ll raise you a coffee and walnut cake over a Battenberg… " Ooooh, yeeeesssss  | |||
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"Trump it if you dare! I mean I just had some mini ones. I am nearly orgasmic!
princess sponge"self descriptive?? Batten burg prob suits me (  ) | |||
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"stuff the cake im happy with the almond marzipan but i eat marzipan like a sweet and can eat a whole block in no time." My kind of man  | |||
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"I’ll raise you a coffee and walnut cake over a Battenberg… Ooooh, yeeeesssss "I recall you liking nuts now you mention it  | |||
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"Battenburg is evil stuff. You're very welcome to it OP. " I am open to alternatives, so long as they are sweet and sticky ma'am | |||
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"Battenburg is evil stuff. You're very welcome to it OP. I am open to alternatives, so long as they are sweet and sticky ma'am " How about a whopping slice of lemon drizzle cake and cream. We can share it OP | |||
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"Not had that in years!!! I used to love pulling it apart and eating the squares first before the marzipan Only thing comes close is either Chocolate Swiss roll or Cherry Bakewell I watched an Inside the Factory episode dedicated to Cherry Bakewell, it was mesmerising watching literally thousands of them on the conveyer belt "All three can be provided, but you must test the mini Battenburg. The marzipan ratio is now in perfect balance. Sadly I fear Mr kipling will beat me to your lips | |||
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"Battenburg is evil stuff. You're very welcome to it OP. I am open to alternatives, so long as they are sweet and sticky ma'am How about a whopping slice of lemon drizzle cake and cream. We can share it OP "Ooooh that has me excited, squirt can of cream or double? You buy the cake and I will bring the cream  | |||
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"A proper head sized wagon wheel " Only Jammie ones | |||
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"Battenburg is evil stuff. You're very welcome to it OP. I am open to alternatives, so long as they are sweet and sticky ma'am How about a whopping slice of lemon drizzle cake and cream. We can share it OP "prefer lemon meringue pie instead | |||
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"Not had that in years!!! I used to love pulling it apart and eating the squares first before the marzipan" used to do that years ago but i prefer just the marzipan that i have to order extra marzipan coating on cakes. the thicker the better with the marzipan is my special order | |||
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"Nope nope nope almond is the work of the devil " Yes!! Preach it sister!!
Absolutely disgusting stuff.
Along with cinnamon, black cherry flavouring (same almondy shite), cardamom... | |||
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"Nope nope nope almond is the work of the devil Yes!! Preach it sister!!
Absolutely disgusting stuff.
Along with cinnamon, black cherry flavouring (same almondy shite), cardamom..."Maybe a chocolate finger instead  | |||
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"I’ll raise you a coffee and walnut cake over a Battenberg… " date and walnut  | |||
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"Pretty much any cake over battenburg. Marzipan (balk.. where's that vom emoji when you need it?)"  | |||
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"Battenburg is evil stuff. You're very welcome to it OP. I am open to alternatives, so long as they are sweet and sticky ma'am How about a whopping slice of lemon drizzle cake and cream. We can share it OP
Ooooh that has me excited, squirt can of cream or double? You buy the cake and I will bring the cream "I'll make you a lemon cake OP, and I'd choose double cream please. | |||
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"Pretty much any cake over battenburg. Marzipan (balk.. where's that vom emoji when you need it?) "Happy to admit it is the marmite of the cake world. Peace x | |||
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"Battenburg is evil stuff. You're very welcome to it OP. I am open to alternatives, so long as they are sweet and sticky ma'am How about a whopping slice of lemon drizzle cake and cream. We can share it OP
Ooooh that has me excited, squirt can of cream or double? You buy the cake and I will bring the cream
I'll make you a lemon cake OP, and I'd choose double cream please. "Nothing like a cream covered warm and zesty sponge fresh from the oven, I can't resist your kind offer. It's a deal. | |||
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"Pretty much any cake over battenburg. Marzipan (balk.. where's that vom emoji when you need it?)
Happy to admit it is the marmite of the cake world. Peace x"Lol. To each, their own. If we all like the same cake, the bakery would be a boring place to work
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"Angel cake. I win "If you were the angel I will eat you layer upon layer, however I suspect behind the angelic face is a very naughty lady! | |||
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"I love marzipan. Pass me the yellow gold to me "Mmmmm I love it too... Marzipan is like Marmite or fresh spunk... You either love it or hate it! | |||
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"Angel cake. I win
If you were the angel I will eat you layer upon layer, however I suspect behind the angelic face is a very naughty lady! "I’m more of a glazed ring doughnut these days | |||
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"Angel cake. I win
If you were the angel I will eat you layer upon layer, however I suspect behind the angelic face is a very naughty lady!
I’m more of a glazed ring doughnut these days "I would be lying if I said I wasn't partial to a glazed ring  I do like a challenge though so trying to eat a sugar ring without licking lips is my kryptonite. | |||
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"Trump it if you dare! I mean I just had some mini ones. I am nearly orgasmic!
You can't. It gives you a tonguegasm followed by a huge sugar rush I love it! I ate a full box in one sitting last Thursday...
Cherry x
There may have been a repeat performance tonight, but I can also be tempted by a bakewell with a cherry on top x"Sorry but Mr KC ate all the cherry bakewells. | |||
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"A proper head sized wagon wheel " Wagon wheels have shrunk. Probably cos of climate change or something. | |||
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"I’ll raise you a coffee and walnut cake over a Battenberg… " Not keen on garden centres but one near me dies a fantastic gluten free C&W cake, shame they don’t allow naked eating  | |||
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"Batten burg is the queen of cakes, eat the sponge squares 1 by 1, then roll up the marzipan & devour "Or eat it off your cute bum | |||
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"A proper head sized wagon wheel Wagon wheels have shrunk. Probably cos of climate change or something. " Everything has shrunk these days. Humph. | |||
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