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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Tests have revealed microplastics in all of the testicles of deceased men, who died before 2016. It was also found, to a lesser extent, in dogs.

Polyethylene was the most common plastic, followed by PVC.

This follows the discovery of plastics in the uteruses of women, found recently too

It's shocking to think this stuff potentially gets almost everywhere inside of us, isn't it?

(Small sample size - 33 human testicles sampled)

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Are you reading the same article as my dad because he just read that out to me laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So my balls are now plastic like the flyaways in school?

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By *till gameMan
over a year ago

Oldham


"So my balls are now plastic like the flyaways in school? "
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More like ping pong balls .

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I wonder how much plastic we can absorb.

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By *rand Central CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Are you reading the same article as my dad because he just read that out to me laughing "

Maybe _ophieslut is your dad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So my balls are now plastic like the flyaways in school? "

Flyaways is the only acceptable description for those balls I’m not having people refer to them as air floaters..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So my balls are now plastic like the flyaways in school? .

More like ping pong balls .

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I wonder if they’ll make the same sound smashing against her ass cheeks?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"So my balls are now plastic like the flyaways in school? "

Please Woody, what's a flyaway ?

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Is this recent ? I’m surprised so many people still regularly use products containing microbeads there’s been good awareness for over 5 years & so many alternatives now.

I often wonder how much of the damage is actually caused by the marketing of drinking ridiculous amounts of water from plastic bottles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had the snip so that explains why I can lob my balls on the card machine and make payment, I get some funny looks and so far I’ve been thrown out every time when caught but hey ho, is Britain's got talent still a thing, there could be an opening

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By *hatsWhatCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Wonder why the sample is an odd number?

Did they loose one?

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By *rthur WrightusMan
over a year ago

Round the Bend


"Tests have revealed microplastics in all of the testicles of deceased men, who died before 2016. It was also found, to a lesser extent, in dogs.

Polyethylene was the most common plastic, followed by PVC.

This follows the discovery of plastics in the uteruses of women, found recently too

It's shocking to think this stuff potentially gets almost everywhere inside of us, isn't it?

(Small sample size - 33 human testicles sampled)"

Yes but my first thought is tested 33 balls, so who only had one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So my balls are now plastic like the flyaways in school?

Please Woody, what's a flyaway ? "

When you couldn’t afford a Casey

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By *till gameMan
over a year ago

Oldham


"So my balls are now plastic like the flyaways in school? .

More like ping pong balls .

I wonder if they’ll make the same sound smashing against her ass cheeks? "
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I’d hope they ping and not pong ,

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"So my balls are now plastic like the flyaways in school?

Please Woody, what's a flyaway ?

When you couldn’t afford a Casey "

Not helping ....

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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Tests have revealed microplastics in all of the testicles of deceased men, who died before 2016. It was also found, to a lesser extent, in dogs.

Polyethylene was the most common plastic, followed by PVC.

This follows the discovery of plastics in the uteruses of women, found recently too

It's shocking to think this stuff potentially gets almost everywhere inside of us, isn't it?

(Small sample size - 33 human testicles sampled)"

Did you know you can buy plastic bollocks for dogs to have implanted after castration, to reduce stress levels and give them something to lick.

Think they're called 'mutts nuts'.

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By *till gameMan
over a year ago

Oldham


"Tests have revealed microplastics in all of the testicles of deceased men, who died bef ore 2016. It was also found, to a lesser extent, in dogs.

Polyethylene was the most common plastic, followed by PVC.

This follows the discovery of plastics in the uteruses of women, found recentl y too

It's shocking to think this stuff potentially gets almost everywhere inside of us, isn't it? '

(Small sample size - 33 human testicles sampled)

Did you know you can buy plastic bollocks for dogs to have implanted after castration, to reduce stress levels and give them something to lick.

Think they're called 'mutts nuts'. "

That’s the dogs bollocks that .

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Is this recent ? I’m surprised so many people still regularly use products containing microbeads there’s been good awareness for over 5 years & so many alternatives now.

I often wonder how much of the damage is actually caused by the marketing of drinking ridiculous amounts of water from plastic bottles

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The balls were removed from the men in 2016. I should have added that they were all in the USA. I'm guessing that we're probably similarly impacted, with microplastics found from the top of Everest, down to the deepest parts of oceans.

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Tests have revealed microplastics in all of the testicles of deceased men, who died before 2016. It was also found, to a lesser extent, in dogs.

Polyethylene was the most common plastic, followed by PVC.

This follows the discovery of plastics in the uteruses of women, found recently too

It's shocking to think this stuff potentially gets almost everywhere inside of us, isn't it?

(Small sample size - 33 human testicles sampled)

Yes but my first thought is tested 33 balls, so who only had one "

I did wonder the same but I've not done the same level of due diligence that EssexTom can always be expected to have done

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By *heel markMan
over a year ago

beside the sea


"So my balls are now plastic like the flyaways in school?

Please Woody, what's a flyaway ?

When you couldn’t afford a Casey "

A case ive not heard that in years , but still remember the sting of a wet casey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tests have revealed microplastics in all of the testicles of deceased men, who died before 2016. It was also found, to a lesser extent, in dogs.

Polyethylene was the most common plastic, followed by PVC.

This follows the discovery of plastics in the uteruses of women, found recently too

It's shocking to think this stuff potentially gets almost everywhere inside of us, isn't it?

(Small sample size - 33 human testicles sampled)"

Long as they can still echo...when she drains them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So my balls are now plastic like the flyaways in school?

Please Woody, what's a flyaway ?

When you couldn’t afford a Casey

A case ive not heard that in years , but still remember the sting of a wet casey "

Remember trying heading a wet one. It could knock you over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ping pong balls?

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"So my balls are now plastic like the flyaways in school?

Flyaways is the only acceptable description for those balls I’m not having people refer to them as air floaters.. "

Do you mean clackers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They’ve found plastics deep in the Artic Icecaps I remember reading few years back so at this point it’s here to stay sadly.. even when we’ve made biodegradable materials that are similar to plastics womp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So my balls are now plastic like the flyaways in school?

Please Woody, what's a flyaway ?

When you couldn’t afford a Casey

A case ive not heard that in years , but still remember the sting of a wet casey "

Still have no idea what you chaps are talking about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So my balls are now plastic like the flyaways in school?

Flyaways is the only acceptable description for those balls I’m not having people refer to them as air floaters..

Do you mean clackers? "

Men’s balls are clackers?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"So my balls are now plastic like the flyaways in school?

Flyaways is the only acceptable description for those balls I’m not having people refer to them as air floaters..

Do you mean clackers?

Men’s balls are clackers? "

It's my favourite thing to do with them.. probably the inspiration for a newton's cradle

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
over a year ago

Not in your area


"So my balls are now plastic like the flyaways in school? "

And the only way to get them to fly straight is to toepunt them

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
over a year ago

Not in your area


"So my balls are now plastic like the flyaways in school?

Flyaways is the only acceptable description for those balls I’m not having people refer to them as air floaters.. "

Team "air-floaters", here

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Is this recent ? I’m surprised so many people still regularly use products containing microbeads there’s been good awareness for over 5 years & so many alternatives now.

I often wonder how much of the damage is actually caused by the marketing of drinking ridiculous amounts of water from plastic bottles

"

Water in bottles is kinda handy when the local water supply is infected with cryptosporidium from cow shit.

(I use a reusable metal bottle for my water before anyone gets cross with me!)

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"I wonder how much plastic we can absorb. "

About 8 inches

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
over a year ago

Leamington Spa

Now when I say I'll wear your balls for earrings it'll be a lot easier to wear being plastic ??????

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