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By *tanley Funseeker OP   Man
31 weeks ago

stanley

Can you remember back in the day when you were young and hadn’t set off properly on your sexual journey, you’d share bits of info on what to do and techniques with friends?

Well what’s the worst bit of info , advice or instruction you were ever given?

For me it was the cool guy at school who guaranteed that if the woman was on top during sex she could never get pregnant, because sperm can’t swim uphill obviously , said he was told that by his mum who was a midwife.

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By *ggdrasil66Man
31 weeks ago

Saltdean

Fuck standing up to avoid getting pregnant. It might (only might) make the chances of conception slightly less. Those swimmers will find a way somehow.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
31 weeks ago

Leeds

Whichever bloke told others to do the A,B,C's with their tongue needs poking in the eye.

More than one occasion it's happened and my god it's awful.

I just lay there wondering at Z if they are going onto numbers or starting again.

Mrs

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
31 weeks ago

Leeds


"Can you remember back in the day when you were young and hadn’t set off properly on your sexual journey, you’d share bits of info on what to do and techniques with friends?

Well what’s the worst bit of info , advice or instruction you were ever given?

For me it was the cool guy at school who guaranteed that if the woman was on top during sex she could never get pregnant, because sperm can’t swim uphill obviously , said he was told that by his mum who was a midwife."

After tieing the Mr up 3 valentines ago I can confirm this isn't correct then we welcomed child 2.

Never again will I have sex on valentine's day.

Mrs

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By *tanley Funseeker OP   Man
31 weeks ago

stanley


"Whichever bloke told others to do the A,B,C's with their tongue needs poking in the eye.

More than one occasion it's happened and my god it's awful.

I just lay there wondering at Z if they are going onto numbers or starting again.

Mrs "

Uppercase or lowercase? Lol

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
31 weeks ago

Leeds


"Whichever bloke told others to do the A,B,C's with their tongue needs poking in the eye.

More than one occasion it's happened and my god it's awful.

I just lay there wondering at Z if they are going onto numbers or starting again.

Mrs

Uppercase or lowercase? Lol"

Upper

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago


"Whichever bloke told others to do the A,B,C's with their tongue needs poking in the eye.

More than one occasion it's happened and my god it's awful.

I just lay there wondering at Z if they are going onto numbers or starting again.

Mrs

Uppercase or lowercase? Lol

Upper

Mrs "

I put a full stop after every letter.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
31 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"Whichever bloke told others to do the A,B,C's with their tongue needs poking in the eye.

More than one occasion it's happened and my god it's awful.

I just lay there wondering at Z if they are going onto numbers or starting again.

Mrs

Uppercase or lowercase? Lol

Upper

Mrs "

Bold italics here…

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By *ittlebirdWoman
31 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

My friends at school thought having anal was just doggy style

Silly billies…

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By *arry monk40Man
31 weeks ago

Telford

We told young lad in factory where I worked before his date if he wanted to stay hard to cover it in aftershave

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By *ellhungvweMan
31 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Thanks for all the tips - now I can see where I have been going wrong.

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By *tanley Funseeker OP   Man
31 weeks ago

stanley


"My friends at school thought having anal was just doggy style

Silly billies… "

Suspect that realisation hit quite hard for them

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Blow jobs don't actually mean you just blow on it...

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
31 weeks ago

Southampton


"Whichever bloke told others to do the A,B,C's with their tongue needs poking in the eye.

More than one occasion it's happened and my god it's awful.

I just lay there wondering at Z if they are going onto numbers or starting again.

Mrs

Uppercase or lowercase? Lol

Upper

Mrs

I put a full stop after every letter. "

Can you join the letters up ??

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
31 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"We told young lad in factory where I worked before his date if he wanted to stay hard to cover it in aftershave"

That's brutal!!

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Have sex with wonko

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By *agatoXXXMan
31 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.


"Have sex with wonko "

Will I get pregnant?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
31 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"My friends at school thought having anal was just doggy style

Silly billies…

Suspect that realisation hit quite hard for them "

Pretty hard I would’ve said

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By *eliWoman
31 weeks ago

.

I didn't really have any until last year when someone told me that the slimmer the woman, the tighter the vagina, the larger the woman the looser.

I'd never heard such wisdom before, truly life changing.

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago


"Have sex with wonko

Will I get pregnant?"

Triplets

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago


"I didn't really have any until last year when someone told me that the slimmer the woman, the tighter the vagina, the larger the woman the looser.

I'd never heard such wisdom before, truly life changing."

I heard the opposite Miss Meli.

One of us has been deceived.

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago


"Whichever bloke told others to do the A,B,C's with their tongue needs poking in the eye.

More than one occasion it's happened and my god it's awful.

I just lay there wondering at Z if they are going onto numbers or starting again.

Mrs

Uppercase or lowercase? Lol

Upper

Mrs

I put a full stop after every letter.

Can you join the letters up ?? "

Also, have you seen my spelling. Can you imagine an alphabet that has 12 letters.

her - have you finished already?

Me - er… yeah?!

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By *eliWoman
31 weeks ago

.


"I didn't really have any until last year when someone told me that the slimmer the woman, the tighter the vagina, the larger the woman the looser.

I'd never heard such wisdom before, truly life changing.

I heard the opposite Miss Meli.

One of us has been deceived."

Interesting Miss Coyote, interesting. Perhaps we've both been. Scandalous isn't it?

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
31 weeks ago

Southampton


"Whichever bloke told others to do the A,B,C's with their tongue needs poking in the eye.

More than one occasion it's happened and my god it's awful.

I just lay there wondering at Z if they are going onto numbers or starting again.

Mrs

Uppercase or lowercase? Lol

Upper

Mrs

I put a full stop after every letter.

Can you join the letters up ??

Also, have you seen my spelling. Can you imagine an alphabet that has 12 letters.

her - have you finished already?

Me - er… yeah?! "

... some people are just impatient

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By *agatoXXXMan
31 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.


"Have sex with wonko

Will I get pregnant?

Triplets "

You better stump up maintainence!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
31 weeks ago

Leeds


"I didn't really have any until last year when someone told me that the slimmer the woman, the tighter the vagina, the larger the woman the looser.

I'd never heard such wisdom before, truly life changing.

I heard the opposite Miss Meli.

One of us has been deceived.

Interesting Miss Coyote, interesting. Perhaps we've both been. Scandalous isn't it?"

I'll get my ruler, have all the ladies from an orderly line.

Mrs

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
31 weeks ago

East Sussex

I had to break the news to a friend that you don't have one period and that's it. She was devastated to discover it was every month .

Since then the worst 'facts' I've heard about sex have been on here and top of my list is the number of people who swear they've seen a woman with a tattoo on her vagina.

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By *inkEssexLadMan
31 weeks ago

Westcliff-On-Sea


"Can you remember back in the day when you were young and hadn’t set off properly on your sexual journey, you’d share bits of info on what to do and techniques with friends?

Well what’s the worst bit of info , advice or instruction you were ever given?

For me it was the cool guy at school who guaranteed that if the woman was on top during sex she could never get pregnant, because sperm can’t swim uphill obviously , said he was told that by his mum who was a midwife."

Condom haha

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By *eliWoman
31 weeks ago

.


"I had to break the news to a friend that you don't have one period and that's it. She was devastated to discover it was every month .

Since then the worst 'facts' I've heard about sex have been on here and top of my list is the number of people who swear they've seen a woman with a tattoo on her vagina. "

Oh yes! And those who hate hairy vaginas.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
31 weeks ago

East Sussex


"I had to break the news to a friend that you don't have one period and that's it. She was devastated to discover it was every month .

Since then the worst 'facts' I've heard about sex have been on here and top of my list is the number of people who swear they've seen a woman with a tattoo on her vagina.

Oh yes! And those who hate hairy vaginas."

and the ones who shave or wax them

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

That pulling out means you can't get pregnant.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
31 weeks ago

East Sussex

You can't get sti from oral sex or if you're a woman having sex with women.

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By *till gameMan
31 weeks ago

two doors down

That sex was Natural and wouldn’t get you into any trouble . Bollocks !!.

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By *idlandiaMan
31 weeks ago

Birmingham

Where I grew up, the constantly circling fact was that you didn't need to use a condom the first time you had sex, because you couldn't get pregnant or get someone pregnant that first time...

Usually 2-4 pregnancies each year due to that tid bit.

Most amusing was one woman who thought she'd gamed the system by sleeping with guys on their first time only, then moving to another guy etc etc so shed not get pregnant (it didn't work...)

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
31 weeks ago

Next Door

You can only get an sti if a bloke cums inside of your vag.

So bareback all you like, just pull out before you vinegar stroke and cum in my mouth

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
31 weeks ago

little house on the praire

You can't get pregnant unless you've been doing "it" for more than 15 minutes

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By *yzykMan
31 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

Sage advice from an older boy at my school - "You'll know a lass is ready for it when her tits go hard and her fanny goes all sweaty"

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