FabSwingers.com forum: What's your fab superpower?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mine seems to the ability constantly message people the very instant they go offline...

What's yours?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Mind control - I convince them never to meet me.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

An ability to write a profile that people can't read.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invisibility

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"An ability to write a profile that people can't read."

I'm immune to your super-power.

And Meltedtwirls'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An ability to write a profile that people can't read.

I'm immune to your super-power.

And Meltedtwirls'."

You missed the three other comments I wrote in invisible ink above - all nice ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Invisibility "

Second that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

being stood up..like tonight yet again Grrrrr

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

"Invisibility "

Who said that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

finding 'bi' women but have little/no interest in meeting me (J) and having a profile that people can't read or understand!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can climb into anybodies profile pics and shag them..its why my hotlist is so huge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be able to shut down any ones profile if they behaving like a knob!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To be able to shut down any ones profile if they behaving like a knob!

Uh oh, Admin!

Sounds more like divine power than superpower though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the power to make a sky remote control look massive!

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

I am CORSET GIRL! I have the ability to appear as if I have a waist!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Being a ramfan obviously

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"Being a ramfan obviously

Any particular breed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being a ramfan obviously

Any particular breed?"

Corsetgirl VS Megazoomcock

whos gonna win?..only one way to find out!

FIGHHHHHHHHT!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

As I was going to Darby, Sir,

All on a market day,

I met the finest Ram, Sir,

That ever was fed on hay.

Daddle-i-day, daddle-i-day,

Fal-de-ral, fal-de-ral, daddle-i-day.

This Ram was fat behind, Sir,

This Ram was fat before,

This Ram was ten yards high, Sir,

Indeed he was no more.

Daddle-i-day, &c.

The Wool upon his back, Sir,

Reached up unto the sky,

The Eagles made their nests there, Sir,

For I heard the young ones cry.

Daddle-i-day, &c.

The Wool upon his belly, Sir,

It dragged upon the ground,

It was sold in Darby town, Sir,

For forty thousand pound.

Daddle-i-day, &c.

The space between his horns, Sir,

Was as far as a man could reach,

And there they built a pulpit

For the Parson there to preach.

Daddle-i-day, &c.

The teeth that were in his mouth, Sir,

Were like a regiment of men;

And the tongue that hung between them, Sir,

Would have dined them twice and again.

Daddle-i-day, &c.

This Ram jumped o'er a wall, Sir,

His tail caught on a briar,

It reached from Darby town, Sir,

All into Leicestershire.

Daddle-i-day, &c.

And of this tail so long, Sir,

'Twas ten miles and an ell,

They made a goodly rope, Sir,

To toll the market bell.

Daddle-i-day, &c.

This Ram had four legs to walk on, Sir,

This Ram had four legs to stand,

And every leg he had, Sir,

Stood on an acre of land.

Daddle-i-day, &c.

The Butcher that killed this Ram, Sir,

Was drownded in the blood,

And the boy that held the pail, Sir,

Was carried away in the flood.

Daddle-i-day, &c.

All the maids in Darby, Sir,

Came begging for his horns,

To take them to coopers,

To make them milking gawns.

Daddle-i-day, &c.

The little boys of Darby, Sir,

They came to beg his eyes,

To kick about the streets, Sir,

For they were football size.

Daddle-i-day, &c.

The tanner that tanned its hide, Sir,

Would never be poor any more,

For when he had tanned and retched it,

It covered all Sinfin Moor.

Daddle-i-day, &c.

The Jaws that were in his head, Sir,

They were so fine and thin,

They were sold to a Methodist Parson,

For a pulpit to preach in.

Daddle-i-day, &c.

Indeed, Sir, this is true, Sir,

I never was taught to lie,

And had you been to Darby, Sir,

You'd have seen it as well as I.

Daddle-i-day, daddle-i-day,

Fal-de-ral, fal-de-ral, daddle-i-day.

An alternative recording of the song is found on the Derbyshire Folk and Dialect Vinyl LP "Ey Up Mi Duck, A celebration of Derbyshire. This version was recorded by Derbyshire-based Folk group Rams Bottom in the 1970s.

As I was going to Derby,

All on the market day,

I spied the finest ram, sir,

That ever was fed on hay,

And indeed me lads,

It's true me lads,

I never was known to lie,

If you'd have been to Derby,

You'd have seen the same as I.

This ram it had a tail, sir,

It was too long to tell,

It stretched rate ovver to Ireland,

An' it rang St.Patricks bell,

And indeed me lads...etc.

This ram it had two horns, sir,

They reached up to the moon,

One lad went up in January,

An' never come down 'till June,

And indeed me lads...etc.

The tanner who tanned his hide, sir,

He'll never be poor no more,

'C'us' when he'd tanned and stretched it,

By! It covered Sinfin Moor,

And indeed me lads...etc.

And all the women o' Derby,

Come begging for his ears,

To make 'em leather aprons,

Just to last 'em forty years,

And indeed me lads...etc.

And all the men in Derby,

Come begging for his eyes,

To kick around the streets me lads,

'C'us' they was football size,

And indeed me lads...etc.

Now if you don't believe me,

Or think I tell a lie,

Just ask the folks of Derby,

'C'us they're bigger liars than I,

And indeed me lads...etc.

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"Being a ramfan obviously

Any particular breed?

Corsetgirl VS Megazoomcock

whos gonna win?..only one way to find out!

FIGHHHHHHHHT!"

Aha! Megazoomcock I will bind you with my laces!

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"As I was going to Darby, Sir,

All on a market day,

I met the finest Ram, Sir,

That ever was fed on hay.

Daddle-i-day, daddle-i-day,

Fal-de-ral, fal-de-ral, daddle-i-day.

This Ram was fat behind, Sir,

This Ram was fat before,

This Ram was ten yards high, Sir,

Indeed he was no more.

Daddle-i-day, &c.

The Wool upon his back, Sir,

Reached up unto the sky,

The Eagles made their nests there, Sir,

For I heard the young ones cry.

Daddle-i-day, &c.

The Wool upon his belly, Sir,

It dragged upon the ground,

It was sold in Darby town, Sir,

For forty thousand pound.

Daddle-i-day, &c.

The space between his horns, Sir,

Was as far as a man could reach,

And there they built a pulpit

For the Parson there to preach.

Daddle-i-day, &c.

The teeth that were in his mouth, Sir,

Were like a regiment of men;

And the tongue that hung between them, Sir,

Would have dined them twice and again.

Daddle-i-day, &c.

This Ram jumped o'er a wall, Sir,

His tail caught on a briar,

It reached from Darby town, Sir,

All into Leicestershire.

Daddle-i-day, &c.

And of this tail so long, Sir,

'Twas ten miles and an ell,

They made a goodly rope, Sir,

To toll the market bell.

Daddle-i-day, &c.

This Ram had four legs to walk on, Sir,

This Ram had four legs to stand,

And every leg he had, Sir,

Stood on an acre of land.

Daddle-i-day, &c.

The Butcher that killed this Ram, Sir,

Was drownded in the blood,

And the boy that held the pail, Sir,

Was carried away in the flood.

Daddle-i-day, &c.

All the maids in Darby, Sir,

Came begging for his horns,

To take them to coopers,

To make them milking gawns.

Daddle-i-day, &c.

The little boys of Darby, Sir,

They came to beg his eyes,

To kick about the streets, Sir,

For they were football size.

Daddle-i-day, &c.

The tanner that tanned its hide, Sir,

Would never be poor any more,

For when he had tanned and retched it,

It covered all Sinfin Moor.

Daddle-i-day, &c.

The Jaws that were in his head, Sir,

They were so fine and thin,

They were sold to a Methodist Parson,

For a pulpit to preach in.

Daddle-i-day, &c.

Indeed, Sir, this is true, Sir,

I never was taught to lie,

And had you been to Darby, Sir,

You'd have seen it as well as I.

Daddle-i-day, daddle-i-day,

Fal-de-ral, fal-de-ral, daddle-i-day.

As I was going to Derby,

All on the market day,

I spied the finest ram, sir,

That ever was fed on hay,

And indeed me lads,

It's true me lads,

I never was known to lie,

If you'd have been to Derby,

You'd have seen the same as I.

This ram it had a tail, sir,

It was too long to tell,

It stretched rate ovver to Ireland,

An' it rang St.Patricks bell,

And indeed me lads...etc.

This ram it had two horns, sir,

They reached up to the moon,

One lad went up in January,

An' never come down 'till June,

And indeed me lads...etc.

The tanner who tanned his hide, sir,

He'll never be poor no more,

'C'us' when he'd tanned and stretched it,

By! It covered Sinfin Moor,

And indeed me lads...etc.

And all the women o' Derby,

Come begging for his ears,

To make 'em leather aprons,

Just to last 'em forty years,

And indeed me lads...etc.

And all the men in Derby,

Come begging for his eyes,

To kick around the streets me lads,

'C'us' they was football size,

And indeed me lads...etc.

Now if you don't believe me,

Or think I tell a lie,

Just ask the folks of Derby,

'C'us they're bigger liars than I,

And indeed me lads...etc."

I like a succinct answer.

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By *icked kittyCouple
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Hypnoboobies , they have the ability to make people walk into walls loose concentration and in extreme cases drool uncontrollably .Ha Ha Ha look into my nipples not around my nipples into my nipples x the world will be mine

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Hypnoboobies , they have the ability to make people walk into walls loose concentration and in extreme cases drool uncontrollably .Ha Ha Ha look into my nipples not around my nipples into my nipples x the world will be mine

Ouch!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Given its a FAB super power, I'd have the ability to make my penis whatever size and shape I choose, whenever I choose, to suit the occasion!

I could make it gradually increase in size as my partner reached orgasm.... smaller for first time anal experiences. Or even turn it black if this was someones preference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well they did make me stare at the screen for quite a while!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To attract people more than 50 miles away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

invisability to others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mines the ability to annoy many people just through the fact i dont use spell checker and choose to type as i do

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

The ability to levitate my partner onto the ceiling :

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the ability to kill threads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm magic finger man. I let my fingers do the talking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm magic finger man. I let my fingers do the talking. "

Ooo errrrr,

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

That no one is able to detect which one of us is typing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm magic finger man. I let my fingers do the talking.

Ooo errrrr,

You'll have to find out sometime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am Wonder Woman so have a range of powers at my dispense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm magic finger man. I let my fingers do the talking. "

you certainly do

miss PP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm magic finger man. I let my fingers do the talking.

you certainly do

miss PP"

Why thank you kind lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm magic finger man. I let my fingers do the talking.

Ooo errrrr,

You'll have to find out sometime.

Chance would be a fine thing xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Attracting nutters x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm magic finger man. I let my fingers do the talking.

Ooo errrrr,

You'll have to find out sometime.

Chance would be a fine thing xxx

Never say never.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm magic finger man. I let my fingers do the talking.

Ooo errrrr,

You'll have to find out sometime.

Chance would be a fine thing xxx

Never say never.

Oooo

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