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By (user no longer on site) OP
31 weeks ago

Jeremy Clarkson is number one. Prince William number 3.

I feel so unattractive rn

Who would your top 3 be?

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By *hoirCouple
31 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Thank you for this award

I'd like to thank my mother and father for bumping uglies but also God.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
31 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"Jeremy Clarkson is number one. Prince William number 3.

I feel so unattractive rn

Who would your top 3 be? "

Stephen Pickle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
31 weeks ago

"Thank you for this award

I'd like to thank my mother and father for bumping uglies but also God.

C, we can’t compete

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By *amie HantsWoman
31 weeks ago

Atlantis

Obvious the absolute dreamboat of male beauty who I’ve just heard crash through my kitchen and definitely definitely just knocked something over. I can hear him making the situation worse but I’m so comfortable right now he’s just going to have to figure it out.

Sam Tender

And the guy that works in Starbucks opposite work

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By *amie HantsWoman
31 weeks ago

Atlantis

You don’t need to be ranked pickle, you’ve already got baddie badge. Member for life

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By *elloWoman
31 weeks ago

alpha centauri

"Jeremy Clarkson is number one. Prince William number 3.

I feel so unattractive rn

Who would your top 3 be? "

I think this just proves that when woman are stopped in the street to conduct a pole, they don't take it seriously.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
31 weeks ago

St Leonards

Tie - Me and Henry Cavill.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
31 weeks ago

"Jeremy Clarkson is number one. Prince William number 3.

I feel so unattractive rn

Who would your top 3 be?

Stephen Pickle.

Stephen Pickle."

I had Esteban Pepinillo number 1. Me number 2 and Damson Idris 3

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By (user no longer on site) OP
31 weeks ago

"You don’t need to be ranked pickle, you’ve already got baddie badge. Member for life "

Lmao

I’m a baddie init

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
31 weeks ago

Maidstone

Did Jeremy fund this poll??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
31 weeks ago

"Jeremy Clarkson is number one. Prince William number 3.

I feel so unattractive rn

Who would your top 3 be?

I think this just proves that when woman are stopped in the street to conduct a pole, they don't take it seriously."

I dunno, I think they just asked a certain demographic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
31 weeks ago

"Did Jeremy fund this poll??"

Let’s be real, Jeremy at number 1 is shocking but William at 3 is worse.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
31 weeks ago

East Sussex

Prince William!

I get Jeremy Clarkson if people have watched Clarkson's Farm.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
31 weeks ago

cardiff

Oscar Isaac, Vincent Cassel, Idris Elba, Peter Dinklage...oops that's four

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By (user no longer on site) OP
31 weeks ago

"Oscar Isaac, Vincent Cassel, Idris Elba, Peter Dinklage...oops that's four"

Are they from the UK? I swear Oscar Isaac is not?

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By *ather WickmasMan
31 weeks ago

The Continental

Voted for by members of IllicitEncounters

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By (user no longer on site) OP
31 weeks ago

"Prince William!

I get Jeremy Clarkson if people have watched Clarkson's Farm.

I think that’s what has done it too. I think he’s, to a lot of people in this country, a relatable man, a confident man and someone who speaks on what they like. Maybe he’s not that ugly to some

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
31 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

1. My partners.

2. Mr Stephen Pickle.

3. Everyone who isn't Nero.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
31 weeks ago

East Sussex

"Prince William!

I get Jeremy Clarkson if people have watched Clarkson's Farm.

He's flawed and as with most famous people we get to see those flaws. He's also a compassionate man who cares deeply for his friends.

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By *agatoXXXMan
31 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

I didn't enter this year, to give others a chance.

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

They did not ask Cayote Ugly. Where is Ryan Reynolds (he owns Wrexham FC, so clearly British!)

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

"1. My partners.

2. Mr Stephen Pickle.

3. Everyone who isn't Nero."

That is just mean. Substitute Brucie for Nero, surely (don't call me Shirley!)

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By *amie HantsWoman
31 weeks ago

Atlantis

He is/can be really quite funny and has the typical dry wit that I would associate with British humour so I can see why people would vote for him.

I dunno why they listed Cillian Murphy though. Pretty sure he’s Irish

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

I’d like to know who they asked to come to that conclusion

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
31 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"I dunno why they listed Cillian Murphy though. Pretty sure he’s Irish "
He is Irish.

I think they just got blinded by that bone structure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
31 weeks ago

"I dunno why they listed Cillian Murphy though. Pretty sure he’s Irish He is Irish.

I think they just got blinded by that bone structure

It’s UK and Ireland apparently.

But shout out to that short king

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By (user no longer on site) OP
31 weeks ago

"I’d like to know who they asked to come to that conclusion

If I speak I’m suspended 6 months

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By *weetiepie99Woman
31 weeks ago

cardiff

"Oscar Isaac, Vincent Cassel, Idris Elba, Peter Dinklage...oops that's four"

Oops...I missed that bit. I just read 'sexy' and man. Neither is Vincent Cassel

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By *londebiguyMan
31 weeks ago

Southport

"Jeremy Clarkson is number one. Prince William number 3.

I feel so unattractive rn

Who would your top 3 be? "

I would not touch either of those.

But you're still in with a chance.

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By *ou only live onceMan
31 weeks ago

London

"Jeremy Clarkson is number one. Prince William number 3.

I feel so unattractive rn

Who would your top 3 be? "

Voted for by whom? Readers of Country Life?!?

There's hope for us all...

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

"Me

Tie - Me and Henry Cavill."

I attempted to dye my hair silver, to get that style cavill has in the witcher.

Fucked it up completely.

Might do more research and have another try..

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By *olly MistlehoeWoman
31 weeks ago

Somewhere

Who was No. 2 OP?

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By *ortySwitchMan
31 weeks ago

london

"Oscar Isaac, Vincent Cassel, Idris Elba, Peter Dinklage...oops that's four"

Well? Technically only three and a half!

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
31 weeks ago

Basingstoke

"Jeremy Clarkson is number one. Prince William number 3.

I feel so unattractive rn

Who would your top 3 be?

I think this just proves that when woman are stopped in the street to conduct a pole, they don't take it seriously.

I dunno, I think they just asked a certain demographic

It was an annual poll conducted by IllicitEncounters (an online dating site for married people). 2000 of their female members were asked to pick their top celebrity.

So I guess it was indeed a 'certain demographic'.

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By *agatoXXXMan
31 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"Oscar Isaac, Vincent Cassel, Idris Elba, Peter Dinklage...oops that's four"

Idris Elba is the only one from the UK.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
31 weeks ago

Essex

Crikey

That all depends. I change my mind constantly.

Am I in a cutie-pie mood or dark and brooding?

Is it a sense of humour that will spark my interest or intelligent deep conversation?

Am I looking at faces or body parts?

An RP accent kind of thrill or a cheeky Scot?

Musician or artist?

That said Jensen Ackles & Tom Hiddleston will always be on the list.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
31 weeks ago

Essex

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
31 weeks ago

Essex

"Crikey

That all depends. I change my mind constantly.

Am I in a cutie-pie mood or dark and brooding?

Is it a sense of humour that will spark my interest or intelligent deep conversation?

Am I looking at faces or body parts?

An RP accent kind of thrill or a cheeky Scot?

Musician or artist?

That said Jensen Ackles & Tom Hiddleston will always be on the list."

Dammit Jensen isn’t UK. Misty got carried away by the horn, and didn’t read the OP again!!

Just Tom as a regular then

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
31 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

The bloke who served me in Morrisons yesterday, oooft!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
31 weeks ago

North West

I just looked at the top 10 list. It was hard work because I don't want my cookies to have the DM, GM News or anything similar

I'm not that big on celebrity men, most of them I don't find attractive and the ones I do are mainly Swedish or American.

My top 3 sexiest men:

1) Mr KC

2) Señor Pepinillo

3) Tom Ellis (but specifically as Lucifer Morningstar

)

I'm fussy

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By *usie pTV/TS
31 weeks ago

taunton

It is very good news even if it's a total fabrication lol gives all of us ugly sods renewed hope for a short while

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By (user no longer on site) OP
31 weeks ago

"Oscar Isaac, Vincent Cassel, Idris Elba, Peter Dinklage...oops that's four

Idris Elba is the only one from the UK."
and the most attractive one there. Actually no Oscar Isaac is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
31 weeks ago

"I just looked at the top 10 list. It was hard work because I don't want my cookies to have the DM, GM News or anything similar

I'm not that big on celebrity men, most of them I don't find attractive and the ones I do are mainly Swedish or American.

My top 3 sexiest men:

1) Mr KC

2) Señor Pepinillo

3) Tom Ellis (but specifically as Lucifer Morningstar

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I'm fussy

I never expected to be attractive to anyone!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
31 weeks ago

If I was being serious, I’d have

1. Damson Idris

2. Lewis Hamilton

3. Kano

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By *ornucopiaMan
31 weeks ago

Bexley

"Jeremy Clarkson is number one.

...

Voted for by whom? Readers of Country Life?!?

..."

Is 'country' a spelling mistake?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
31 weeks ago

"Jeremy Clarkson is number one.

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Voted for by whom? Readers of Country Life?!?

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Is 'country' a spelling mistake?"

I’ve never seen it spelled that way

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By *hrek101Man
31 weeks ago

Herts

Jim Davidson

Andrew Tate

.....oh wait you said sexiEST, my bad

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By *esthetic21Man
31 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

"Oscar Isaac, Vincent Cassel, Idris Elba, Peter Dinklage...oops that's four

Are they from the UK? I swear Oscar Isaac is not?"
Peter dinklage is defo American

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By *rispyDuckMan
31 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"Jeremy Clarkson is number one. Prince William number 3.

I feel so unattractive rn

Who would your top 3 be? "

Boris Johnson should been no1

This poll is rigged lol

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
31 weeks ago

In the clouds

Did they ask specsavers patients pre test or something? FFS

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
31 weeks ago

Southampton

"Prince William!

I get Jeremy Clarkson if people have watched Clarkson's Farm.

I really don't think Jeremy Clarkson is sexy but seeing his reaction at the end of season 3 ...

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
31 weeks ago

Reading

"Jeremy Clarkson is number one. Prince William number 3.

I feel so unattractive rn

Who would your top 3 be?

Stephen Pickle.

I had Esteban Pepinillo number 1. Me number 2 and Damson Idris 3"

Damson Idriss yes please!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
31 weeks ago

"Jeremy Clarkson is number one. Prince William number 3.

I feel so unattractive rn

Who would your top 3 be?

Stephen Pickle.

I had Esteban Pepinillo number 1. Me number 2 and Damson Idris 3

Damson Idriss yes please!!"

Finally, someone with good taste in men

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By *illan-KillashMan
31 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

*searches thread for Killan Killash

#error 404, file not found

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By *r Black 85Man
31 weeks ago

nottingham

"I’d like to know who they asked to come to that conclusion

If I speak I’m suspended 6 months"

Man came with the Salah, Mourinho, Flips vibe

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