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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Eveyone loves a party.... So get your glad rags on. A drink in your hand and some music on and don't forget to flirt with the guys and gals...

Welcome to the forum party...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this party sucks..wheres the talent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woooooo love a party. cheers

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"this party sucks..wheres the talent"

Here I am! Oh no! All my clothes have just fallen off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"this party sucks..wheres the talent"

No pleasing some people

lol

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

why is chas n dave blasting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear, we are naked and have already attacked the port from Christmas .

Erm, ah!, cough.

Can you hide us somewhere ?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want some wotsitts

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"this party sucks..wheres the talent"

I've got an excellent trick I do with a cheese n pineapple porcupine and some helium filled condoms.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

There's a bottle of Moet in my hand....don't need glasses....I fancy a nibble too.

Oh god.....I've had a txt from someone who says he is also coming to this party. Despite me telling him the wrong address and different date, he's on his way. I won't say who. Wait and see....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want some wotsitts "

ive got quavers or french fries.

oh and a pint of squash

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Oh dear, we are naked and have already attacked the port from Christmas .

Erm, ah!, cough.

Can you hide us somewhere ?.

Squeeze in next to me on this large leather sofa....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm already three glasses of wine down so am everyone's friend!!

Mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ffs manky cups, skiddy knickers lying around...worst party ive been to yet..and i traveled 600miles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"this party sucks..wheres the talent

I've got an excellent trick I do with a cheese n pineapple porcupine and some helium filled condoms.

clown!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"why is chas n dave blasting

You say that like it is a bad thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh dear, we are naked and have already attacked the port from Christmas .

Erm, ah!, cough.

Can you hide us somewhere ?.

Squeeze in next to me on this large leather sofa....

Oo ta muchly.

Ouch !! Just found where that cocktail sausage stick went .

That's better , oh!, where's the rest of it?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not been to a good party in yonks, can a forum newbie come please, I promise to be good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now this party is gathering momentum.. I'll be the cheeky waiter... Who requires ice?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"ffs manky cups, skiddy knickers lying around...worst party ive been to yet..and i traveled 600miles!"

Never mind.....I'll sing you a song.....*sings* "I'm no good at chatting up and I always get rebuffed

Enough to drive a man to drink I don't do no washing up

I always leave the stuff piled up

A-piled up in the sink

But you will always find him in the kitchen at parties

Me and my girlfriend we argued and she ran away from home

She must have found somebody new and now I'm all alone

Living on my own. What am I supposed to do?

That's why you'll always find him in kitchen at parties

you will always find him in the kitchen at parties

You will always find him in the kitchen at parties

Then I met this debutante I said I like new wave rock

[ From: http://www.elyrics.net ]

She was into french cuisine but I ain't no cordon bleu

This was at some do in Palmers Green

I had no luck with her

You will still find him in kitchen at parties

At last I met a pretty girl she laughed and talked with me

We both walked out of the kitchen and danced in a new way

And now I've done my time in the kitchen at parties

I've done my time in the kitchen at parties

He's done his time in the kitchen at parties

He's done his time in the kitchen at parties"

happy now?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Not been to a good party in yonks, can a forum newbie come please, I promise to be good

Don't be good. Be available

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle of Vodka sour and shot glasses + fried Chicken

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Newbies welcome....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ffs manky cups, skiddy knickers lying around...worst party ive been to yet..and i traveled 600miles!

Never mind.....I'll sing you a song.....*sings* "I'm no good at chatting up and I always get rebuffed

Enough to drive a man to drink I don't do no washing up

I always leave the stuff piled up

A-piled up in the sink

But you will always find him in the kitchen at parties

Me and my girlfriend we argued and she ran away from home

She must have found somebody new and now I'm all alone

Living on my own. What am I supposed to do?

That's why you'll always find him in kitchen at parties

you will always find him in the kitchen at parties

You will always find him in the kitchen at parties

Then I met this debutante I said I like new wave rock

[ From: http://www.elyrics.net ]

She was into french cuisine but I ain't no cordon bleu

This was at some do in Palmers Green

I had no luck with her

You will still find him in kitchen at parties

At last I met a pretty girl she laughed and talked with me

We both walked out of the kitchen and danced in a new way

And now I've done my time in the kitchen at parties

I've done my time in the kitchen at parties

He's done his time in the kitchen at parties

He's done his time in the kitchen at parties"

happy now?

Has he stopped ?.

I said , oh , very good Steve !.

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

"why is chas n dave blasting

You say that like it is a bad thing!

"
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Available and a variety of spirits if that helps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Available and a variety of spirits if that helps."

What's your postcode

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Available and a variety of spirits if that helps."

I hope you are not a time waster..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm not photo verified but I have been meet in person verified!

Doncasters not that big Queen so I'm sure I won't be that far away

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Available and a variety of spirits if that helps.

I hope you are not a time waster..

Not if she gives out her postcode!

Will someone tip this moet into my mouth please? - my hands are otherwise engaged.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Available and a variety of spirits if that helps.

I hope you are not a time waster..

Not if she gives out her postcode!

Will someone tip this moet into my mouth please? - my hands are otherwise engaged.

Don't look at me, I am still rummaging around looking for the other half of this cocktail stick ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I'm not photo verified but I have been meet in person verified!

Doncasters not that big Queen so I'm sure I won't be that far away

Its Massive! Not like its a tiny village lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Available and a variety of spirits if that helps.

I hope you are not a time waster..

Not if she gives out her postcode!

Will someone tip this moet into my mouth please? - my hands are otherwise engaged.

Open wide, don't want to spill any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sitting here in the sitting room while everyone is in the kitchen 'socializing' ffs...is this a sex site or what!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I come? I will misbehave thou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Available and a variety of spirits if that helps.

I hope you are not a time waster..

Not if she gives out her postcode!

Will someone tip this moet into my mouth please? - my hands are otherwise engaged.

Get your hands off my tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I come? I will misbehave thou"

Come into the naughty corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Available and a variety of spirits if that helps.

I hope you are not a time waster..

Not if she gives out her postcode!

Will someone tip this moet into my mouth please? - my hands are otherwise engaged.

Get your hands off my tits

Heh heh , naughty boy

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

high guys kisses for the girls xxxxx

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

Damn it !

I've got nothing to wear

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm sitting on my hands

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

dont think anyone has or will be soon xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I come? I will misbehave thou

Come into the naughty corner

Ah yes!!!! A naughty corner!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn it !

I've got nothing to wear

Join us on the sofa , budge up Steve and leave her tits alone

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I seem to of lost my knickers and the party has just started..

. Who has them??

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I have a litre of Russian standard vodka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I forgot to bring condoms, if anyone can spare some thatd be great..preferably unused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sitting on my hands

Ties hands to back of the chair

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I have a litre of Russian standard vodka"

You are my new best friend come and sit next to me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I seem to of lost my knickers and the party has just started..

. Who has them??"

Oh, that myst be what is going round on the ceiling fan

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

would anyone like to tie my hands too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I seem to of lost my knickers and the party has just started..

. Who has them??

Oh, that myst be what is going round on the ceiling fan "

Coo !, this port is strong , I am slurring my words already ,

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

"Can I come? I will misbehave thou

Come into the naughty corner

"
u being naughty again !! room 4 a small one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I seem to of lost my knickers and the party has just started..

. Who has them??"

We sold them to that bloke that's buying them, more money for booze

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I seem to of lost my knickers and the party has just started..

. Who has them??

Oh, that myst be what is going round on the ceiling fan "

lol... that just made me really lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I seem to of lost my knickers and the party has just started..

. Who has them??

We sold them to that bloke that's buying them, more money for booze

Oh! Wazzat on the fan then ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we gonna be playing any party games? Be warned, I'm pretty competitive

crystal

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I seem to of lost my knickers and the party has just started..

. Who has them??

We sold them to that bloke that's buying them, more money for booze

"
#

Hope you got a good price for them.. They were Primani lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I come? I will misbehave thou

Come into the naughty corner

u being naughty again !! room 4 a small one

You know me ! Always minxy

not much room left so will have to sit on your knee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I come? I will misbehave thou

Come into the naughty corner

u being naughty again !! room 4 a small one

Plenty of room in this corner. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we gonna be playing any party games? Be warned, I'm pretty competitive

crystal"

Gets out the twister game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He likes Primarni, says he's not into S & M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we gonna be playing any party games? Be warned, I'm pretty competitive

crystal"

how far can u squirt?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Are we gonna be playing any party games? Be warned, I'm pretty competitive

crystal"

Yes the cereal box game just so I can watch everyone bending over...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strawberries anyone?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I'm sitting on my hands

Ties hands to back of the chair

Well now I'm in a rather vulnerable position!

" unexpected, this situation was" (*yoda voice*)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we gonna be playing any party games? Be warned, I'm pretty competitive

crystal

Gets out the twister game

Challenge accepted - how many people can we fit on the one mat?!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

how bout blindfold guess that boob followed by guess that cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we gonna be playing any party games? Be warned, I'm pretty competitive

crystal

Yes the cereal box game just so I can watch everyone bending over...

Last time I played that, I found out my dress was see through. Thankfully my friend never posted that pic on Facebook!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

DAMN!!!!!

I would refer fellow party go-ers to an early post on this thread....

*small voice* "hello Obi"

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

if we only have two dots each ... eight people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brings in a Chocolate Fountain for Obi's Strawberries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we gonna be playing any party games? Be warned, I'm pretty competitive

crystal

how far can u squirt?"

I have popcorn up my nose now

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Are we gonna be playing any party games? Be warned, I'm pretty competitive

crystal

Yes the cereal box game just so I can watch everyone bending over...

Last time I played that, I found out my dress was see through. Thankfully my friend never posted that pic on Facebook!"

Ohh you know it...

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Woo hoo, popping in to shimmy my fat ass & brought my apple Smirnoff!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Brings in a Chocolate Fountain for Obi's Strawberries

And his dounts ohhh but watch the pin wheel...

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By *eady_eddyMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Finish it! Finish it!" she's telling me, "Don't stop, Don't stop".....Make up your fucking mind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't do twister, is there something else I can play please?

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By *nnie2009Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

wheres the vodka jellys?????????

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

This leather sofa is getting hot and sticky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sitting on my hands

Ties hands to back of the chair

Well now I'm in a rather vulnerable position!

" unexpected, this situation was" (*yoda voice*) "

Plonks myself on your knee and feeds you Chocolate covered Strawberries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This leather sofa is getting hot and sticky

You on the port as well ?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Can't do twister, is there something else I can play please? "

Guess the tongue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we gonna be playing any party games? Be warned, I'm pretty competitive

crystal

Yes the cereal box game just so I can watch everyone bending over...

Last time I played that, I found out my dress was see through. Thankfully my friend never posted that pic on Facebook!

Ohh you know it...

I honestly had no idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brings in a Chocolate Fountain for Obi's Strawberries

And his dounts ohhh but watch the pin wheel...

Perks at pin wheel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sitting on my hands

Ties hands to back of the chair

Well now I'm in a rather vulnerable position!

" unexpected, this situation was" (*yoda voice*)

Plonks myself on your knee and feeds you Chocolate covered Strawberries

Can we make a human Easter egg out of someone?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we gonna be playing any party games? Be warned, I'm pretty competitive

crystal

how far can u squirt?

I have popcorn up my nose now

look more like a snotter

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"This leather sofa is getting hot and sticky

You on the port as well ?"

No, moet. Your bloody groping has spilt the port! I told you not to balance the glass there!!! "oh it's big enough, Stevie"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we gonna be playing any party games? Be warned, I'm pretty competitive

crystal

how far can u squirt?

I have popcorn up my nose now

look more like a snotter"

Nah! I was stuffing popcorn down my throat and laughed.

Mind you though it does taste snotty

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I have the drink.. may I keep my socks on.?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

how bout balance the strawberry ... see how long you can keep it in one place before it falls off or gets eaten

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I think Obi has left!!!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"wheres the vodka jellys?????????"

I thought you was making them...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sitting on my hands

Ties hands to back of the chair

Well now I'm in a rather vulnerable position!

" unexpected, this situation was" (*yoda voice*)

Plonks myself on your knee and feeds you Chocolate covered Strawberries

Can we make a human Easter egg out of someone?!"

Strips off and lays on the buffet table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This leather sofa is getting hot and sticky

You on the port as well ?

No, moet. Your bloody groping has spilt the port! I told you not to balance the glass there!!! "oh it's big enough, Stevie"

Well I did try licking it off but bits of others kept on getting shoved in the way that I never got to finish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't do twister, is there something else I can play please?

Guess the tongue? "

With my mouth or do I sit on it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any1 wanna dance

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

oh i brought some ... but i think they re in the naughty corner

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Can't do twister, is there something else I can play please?

Guess the tongue?

With my mouth or do I sit on it? "

its up to you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't do twister, is there something else I can play please?

Guess the tongue?

With my mouth or do I sit on it?

its up to you xx"

Might have to be greedy and do both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sitting on my hands

Ties hands to back of the chair

Well now I'm in a rather vulnerable position!

" unexpected, this situation was" (*yoda voice*)

Plonks myself on your knee and feeds you Chocolate covered Strawberries

Can we make a human Easter egg out of someone?!

Strips off and lays on the buffet table

Yay! Right, we have squirty cream, chocolate and sprinkles. Where can I put my Creme egg?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think Obi has left!!!

Still here!

Currently stuffing my face with pizza - then have marshmallows, chocolate sauce and wine gums for dessert!

Oh - and chocolate cake, donuts and Ben & Jerry's cookie dough!

Spoon fed to me of course!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

hope you brought enough to go round ... how do you eat yours

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I think Obi has left!!!

Still here!

Currently stuffing my face with pizza - then have marshmallows, chocolate sauce and wine gums for dessert!

Oh - and chocolate cake, donuts and Ben & Jerry's cookie dough!

Spoon fed to me of course!!

where is ours??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shots anyone??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think Obi has left!!!

Still here!

Currently stuffing my face with pizza - then have marshmallows, chocolate sauce and wine gums for dessert!

Oh - and chocolate cake, donuts and Ben & Jerry's cookie dough!

Spoon fed to me of course!!

where is ours??"

Come and get it!

Anything left over is being donated to "Big tits Pricey's" bollox wedding reception buffet!

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By *nnie2009Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

_isscheekychops real parties are brill

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over a year ago

"Shots anyone??"

Who invited Oscar Pistorius FFS!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is nobody dancing seriously lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sitting on my hands

Ties hands to back of the chair

Well now I'm in a rather vulnerable position!

" unexpected, this situation was" (*yoda voice*)

Plonks myself on your knee and feeds you Chocolate covered Strawberries

Can we make a human Easter egg out of someone?!

Strips off and lays on the buffet table

Yay! Right, we have squirty cream, chocolate and sprinkles. Where can I put my Creme egg?!"

Where ever you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shots anyone??

Who invited Oscar Pistorius FFS!!!!

Ha. Flaming one for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sitting on my hands

Ties hands to back of the chair

Well now I'm in a rather vulnerable position!

" unexpected, this situation was" (*yoda voice*)

Plonks myself on your knee and feeds you Chocolate covered Strawberries

Can we make a human Easter egg out of someone?!

Strips off and lays on the buffet table

Yay! Right, we have squirty cream, chocolate and sprinkles. Where can I put my Creme egg?!

Where ever you like

But it won't fit up your left nostril

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Is nobody dancing seriously lol

I'll have a dance with you...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

how bout a mini egg

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"_isscheekychops real parties are brill"

I know how to throw a party....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"_isscheekychops real parties are brill

I know how to throw a party....

lovely idea cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"_isscheekychops real parties are brill

I know how to throw a party....

I concur !!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I am going to have another one in a few months....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Queen of Tease: I'm untied...can I eat the creme egg that some one has slipped into your foofoo, please? Cos it's melting

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over a year ago

"Is nobody dancing seriously lol

I'll have a dance with you...

"
thanx

Miss was out there all alone

Your not a bad mover lol

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

"Woooooo love a party. cheers

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we know that

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Can't do twister, is there something else I can play please?

Guess the tongue?

With my mouth or do I sit on it?

its up to you xx

Might have to be greedy and do both

....do both of us....

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over a year ago

Aha !, Got the bugger!.

That's the other half of the cocktail stick ,ooh that smarts.

Tell me, is that a femidom going around on that ceiling fan ?.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Is nobody dancing seriously lol

I'll have a dance with you...

thanx

Miss was out there all alone

Your not a bad mover lol"

I did sing a song earlier. The dance moves are slight swaying to and fro and quite a bit of gormless blank staring over the left shoulder.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Can't do twister, is there something else I can play please?

Guess the tongue?

With my mouth or do I sit on it?

its up to you xx

Might have to be greedy and do both

....do both of us....

cant tal poprly ..got tongue out

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Aha !, Got the bugger!.

That's the other half of the cocktail stick ,ooh that smarts.

Tell me, is that a femidom going around on that ceiling fan ?.

Let's play...you know sticking the tail on the donkey? How about I blindfold someone, they hold the cocktail stick in their mouth and then try and slide the cocktail stick in to your japs eye?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Aha !, Got the bugger!.

That's the other half of the cocktail stick ,ooh that smarts.

Tell me, is that a femidom going around on that ceiling fan ?.

Where was it?? no its not a femidon its my knickers which is a good birth control...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo a PARTY !!!!! Room for us??

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Oooo a PARTY !!!!! Room for us?? "

of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Queen of Tease: I'm untied...can I eat the creme egg that some one has slipped into your foofoo, please? Cos it's melting

Who said its up my foofoo

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over a year ago

"Queen of Tease: I'm untied...can I eat the creme egg that some one has slipped into your foofoo, please? Cos it's melting

Who said its up my foofoo

I was still trying to ram it up your nostril!

It wasnt working so I ate it

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By *nnie2009Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

ooooooooo and moi xx

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

im sure it went in someones foo foo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok ok I'm now preparing to "do both of you" poke them out as far as you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So what are the party games?

And is there any drinks left?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

lllllllllll (sound of tongue poking out) x

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Queen of Tease: I'm untied...can I eat the creme egg that some one has slipped into your foofoo, please? Cos it's melting

Who said its up my foofoo

I was still trying to ram it up your nostril!

It wasnt working so I ate it

It was Obi!!!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Ok ok I'm now preparing to "do both of you" poke them out as far as you can

Aaaaahhhhhhhhh....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Queen of Tease: I'm untied...can I eat the creme egg that some one has slipped into your foofoo, please? Cos it's melting

Who said its up my foofoo

Someone slipped it in when you were bent over playing twister.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aha !, Got the bugger!.

That's the other half of the cocktail stick ,ooh that smarts.

Tell me, is that a femidom going around on that ceiling fan ?.

Where was it?? no its not a femidon its my knickers which is a good birth control...

Why?, does the sperm get too dizzy ?.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"So what are the party games?

And is there any drinks left? "

Yes loads and its twister and the cereal box game....

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By *nnie2009Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

strip poker anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"strip poker anyone?"

It would have to be in reverse

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

im terrible at poker .... can i play

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"strip poker anyone?

It would have to be in reverse "

I'm naked too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Queen of Tease: I'm untied...can I eat the creme egg that some one has slipped into your foofoo, please? Cos it's melting

Who said its up my foofoo

I was still trying to ram it up your nostril!

It wasnt working so I ate it

It was Obi!!!!

That means someone has more Creme eggs.

Fess up now and nobody gets hurt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just hope sex on the beach dont turn up at this party, they do my nut in, bloody boring pair , up their own ar..oops...just seen them...shh...best smile and say hi I suppose..I'd still shag her though..

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

iv e got my mouth full at the moment anyway mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"iv e got my mouth full at the moment anyway mmmm"

ahh so thats a gloryhole!..bugger yas got me guys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Queens knickers are full of creme eggs but she told me not to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"strip poker anyone?

It would have to be in reverse

I'm naked too

If you grab those knickers off the fan one of us three could put them our head .

Ah !, yes , birth control was mentioned, no , keep them on your head Steve , I am sure it will act as a conditioner. , emollient and all that , ahem .

Tee hee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Queens knickers are full of creme eggs but she told me not to say

I don't know! Welcome a newbie to the party and she grasses me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Steve made me do it honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just hope sex on the beach dont turn up at this party, they do my nut in, bloody boring pair , up their own ar..oops...just seen them...shh...best smile and say hi I suppose..I'd still shag her though.."

Paddy!!!!

You know I would shag you and Luke would high five you

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

so whos gonna play how many creme eggs up the foofoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so whos gonna play how many creme eggs up the foofoo "

Here, I was coming back from having a piss outside, the queue for the bog is huge, and a Cadburys lorry was pulling out of the drive.

What's going on ?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to stop reading this, keep laughing and getting strange looks from my daughter!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I need to stop reading this, keep laughing and getting strange looks from my daughter! "

No you can't leave now...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

can i have my tongue back now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can i have my tongue back now

Nope I've just been told I have to stay so keep it where it is please.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

mmmmo mmmmk mmmmm

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"so whos gonna play how many creme eggs up the foofoo

Here, I was coming back from having a piss outside, the queue for the bog is huge, and a Cadburys lorry was pulling out of the drive.

What's going on ?.

Pmsl!!!

Ok...someones wet knickers on my head....when I said blind mans buff, I had something slightly different in mind.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

can someone stop using my bra as a tea cosy.... I need it back..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mmmmo mmmmk mmmmm"

Heh , I say that when she does that to me as well , enjoy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can someone stop using my bra as a tea cosy.... I need it back..

Tea? That's not tea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so whos gonna play how many creme eggs up the foofoo

Here, I was coming back from having a piss outside, the queue for the bog is huge, and a Cadburys lorry was pulling out of the drive.

What's going on ?.

Pmsl!!!

Ok...someones wet knickers on my head....when I said blind mans buff, I had something slightly different in mind.

It will make your hair curly

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

mmmmmmmmmmi mmmmwill mmmmm

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"can someone stop using my bra as a tea cosy.... I need it back..

Tea? That's not tea! "

Do I wamt to know lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"That Steve made me do it honest "

It's my naughty tongue persuading innocent women to do wicked things. Saying that, with this lot, all one has to say is 'go on then' and they leap in, eagerly, keenly and enthusiastically.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can someone stop using my bra as a tea cosy.... I need it back..

Tea? That's not tea! "

Anyone seem our party seven?.

Oh there it is, ta.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Hands up who wants a shag with me on the floor in front of everyone?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"can someone stop using my bra as a tea cosy.... I need it back..

"
what you going to do with it .the pot has kept it warm for you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hands up who wants a shag with me on the floor in front of everyone?

Yep ( puts both hands up!!)

Shag my baby oh yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hands up who wants a shag with me on the floor in front of everyone?

Not getting my foo foo out, creme egg might get there before you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's it , we have to go now as we have to be up at 04:30.

Good night everyone and thanks for inviting us .

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