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"You’re walking in the woods…. And at a crossroads you see if you got left there is a cabin where there’s half a dozen scantily clad women in bikinis and they shout over that they would love to have your company as they’ve just been turning each other on and I’ll have agreed they would love cock right now. Or On the right there is a roadside bar, and some guys who look like bears shout over that they have just won 50 free drinks and they need an extra drinking buddy to take them down, and England football team are on the 60 inch Tv in the World Cup final one nil up with 30 mins to go. Which would you choose?
And hypothetical questions…. Feel free to answer any on the thread and add your own "Not a man but.. I'll take the women in bikinis. Might need to improvise on the cock requirement | |||
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"I can’t put my finger on why, but I’m going bear guys " I wanna put more than my finger on it. | |||
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"That’s left or right, what happens if I go straight ahead at these crossroads?" Join me in the getting out of there | |||
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"I need more information Woody. Who has the best snacks? " Narrator - woody wasn’t prepared for a follow on question. The girls have some chips and dips The guys have a full on smoking barbecue | |||
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"A cabin in the woods, I've seen too many horror movies, they are definitely not women when you get in that cabin. I'd have to go with watching England lose the world cup final after being 1-0 up, at least I can drown my sorrow and stay alive." If anyone deserves a prize for some lateral logical thinking.  | |||
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"I need more information Woody. Who has the best snacks? Narrator - woody wasn’t prepared for a follow on question. The girls have some chips and dips The guys have a full on smoking barbecue" Never been into male bonding activities, especially football and beer, so would have to go for the females, unless they were having a ruddy barbecue. Not into them either! | |||
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. Easy choice 
If you went left to the horny bikini brigade better make sure you quickly video each one confirming their name / and consent to having the sex with you. Just to be safe down the line | |||
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"Woody next time make it a T junction.."  | |||
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"A cabin in the woods, I've seen too many horror movies, they are definitely not women when you get in that cabin. I'd have to go with watching England lose the world cup final after being 1-0 up, at least I can drown my sorrow and stay alive." Absolutely this, going to a cabin with half dressed women never ends well lol | |||
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"A cabin in the woods, I've seen too many horror movies, they are definitely not women when you get in that cabin. I'd have to go with watching England lose the world cup final after being 1-0 up, at least I can drown my sorrow and stay alive. Absolutely this, going to a cabin with half dressed women never ends well lol" A point well raised! They’d 100% have you dissected or locked in a basement or both by the end of the day!  | |||
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A) I hate beer, makes me feel bloated & you give you a beer belly
B) group of girls in forest alone in hot tubs  that sounds fishy like a set up lol | |||
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"You’re walking in the woods…. And at a crossroads you see if you got left there is a cabin where there’s half a dozen scantily clad women in bikinis and they shout over that they would love to have your company as they’ve just been turning each other on and I’ll have agreed they would love cock right now. Or On the right there is a roadside bar, and some guys who look like bears shout over that they have just won 50 free drinks and they need an extra drinking buddy to take them down, and England football team are on the 60 inch Tv in the World Cup final one nil up with 30 mins to go. Which would you choose?
And hypothetical questions…. Feel free to answer any on the thread and add your own "A dozen women playing with eachother saying they want a man, it's a trap. You'll be skinned and turned into a hotpot before you even got the condom out of your backpack. Run to the right, there be safety with those manly bears. | |||
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"I don't have a cock so it'd just be six scantily dressed horny desperate women and one fucking highly unimpressed and disinterested grandmother..... besides all that fucking talk about flooring and nail polish would push me over the edge. I'll go with the bears but i'm having tea and biscuits plus my earplugs and audio books with a light fingering every now n then .... Bears please.... " This is my favourite answer, especially the light fingering and biscuits, at the same time | |||
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"You’re walking in the woods…. And at a crossroads you see if you got left there is a cabin where there’s half a dozen scantily clad women in bikinis and they shout over that they would love to have your company as they’ve just been turning each other on and I’ll have agreed they would love cock right now. Or On the right there is a roadside bar, and some guys who look like bears shout over that they have just won 50 free drinks and they need an extra drinking buddy to take them down, and England football team are on the 60 inch Tv in the World Cup final one nil up with 30 mins to go. Which would you choose?
And hypothetical questions…. Feel free to answer any on the thread and add your own "Can’t I go back and forth? I’m sure the woman would like a drink as well. Couple of guys, couple of gals, let’s get an orgy on the go | |||
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"I’ll take a third option. Go straight ahead, and get the hell out of the woods. I’d be no good at handling half a dozen birds. And I don’t like football. " I'd agree with this. If I'm out hiking in he middle of nowhere, my goal is to be immersed in nature. And to escape from human beings. | |||
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"So this is women v bear?" Absolutely not. The England game factors heavily in this one! | |||
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"So this is women v bear? Absolutely not. The England game factors heavily in this one! " .
It’s more women or football/ beer/ bbq now. | |||
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"So this is women v bear? Absolutely not. The England game factors heavily in this one! .
It’s more women or football/ beer/ bbq now. "Making it an even easier choice! | |||
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"So this is women v bear? Absolutely not. The England game factors heavily in this one! .
It’s more women or football/ beer/ bbq now.
Making it an even easier choice!
"We are simple creatures…. Unlike bears. who are complicated and probably would like to express their feelings about being used in two scenarios where woman and daughters are involved…  | |||
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"So this is women v bear? Absolutely not. The England game factors heavily in this one! .
It’s more women or football/ beer/ bbq now.
Making it an even easier choice!
We are simple creatures….
Unlike bears. who are complicated and probably would like to express their feelings about being used in two scenarios where woman and daughters are involved… "All I do, Woody, is try to be the best bear I can be. If that's not enough, then they can leave me with my honey. | |||
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"I don't have a cock so it'd just be six scantily dressed horny desperate women and one fucking highly unimpressed and disinterested grandmother..... besides all that fucking talk about flooring and nail polish would push me over the edge. I'll go with the bears but i'm having tea and biscuits plus my earplugs and audio books with a light fingering every now n then .... Bears please.... " well im going with granny - she has biscuits | |||
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"If you’re not happy with your choice just move, you are not a tree. Oh you are a tree. Disregard that. Inspiration self help is tricky in the forest. " Exactly, do we even need to choose?
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"If you’re not happy with your choice just move, you are not a tree. Oh you are a tree. Disregard that. Inspiration self help is tricky in the forest. " was tree hugging an option  | |||
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"If you’re not happy with your choice just move, you are not a tree. Oh you are a tree. Disregard that. Inspiration self help is tricky in the forest. " "And some fucker has etched "live your best life" onto my trunk. Are they taking the piss??" | |||
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"If you’re not happy with your choice just move, you are not a tree. Oh you are a tree. Disregard that. Inspiration self help is tricky in the forest. "And some fucker has etched "live your best life" onto my trunk. Are they taking the piss??" " They may be but you won’t be for a while I’m guessing | |||
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"If you’re not happy with your choice just move, you are not a tree. Oh you are a tree. Disregard that. Inspiration self help is tricky in the forest. "And some fucker has etched "live your best life" onto my trunk. Are they taking the piss??" They may be but you won’t be for a while I’m guessing " Yeah, I'll just be standing here for 200 years thanks... | |||
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"If you’re not happy with your choice just move, you are not a tree. Oh you are a tree. Disregard that. Inspiration self help is tricky in the forest. was tree hugging an option "Here’s a twig. Start small and practice. | |||
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"If you’re not happy with your choice just move, you are not a tree. Oh you are a tree. Disregard that. Inspiration self help is tricky in the forest. Exactly, do we even need to choose?
"* Glow is thoughtful - what’s the funny squiggly symbol before the emoji and what it could mean | |||
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"If you’re not happy with your choice just move, you are not a tree. Oh you are a tree. Disregard that. Inspiration self help is tricky in the forest. was tree hugging an option
Here’s a twig. Start small and practice. "Or can I suggest anything Woody… | |||
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"If you’re not happy with your choice just move, you are not a tree. Oh you are a tree. Disregard that. Inspiration self help is tricky in the forest. was tree hugging an option
Here’s a twig. Start small and practice.
Or can I suggest anything Woody… "Smooth as a very smooth thing which had been smoothed by smoothing experts to be displayed at a local smooth exhibition on smooth day. | |||
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"No man who is going for a walk whilst the final is on is interested in football " He’s obviously been lost for days. Just like beautiful man in the opposing question where she clearly would not of gone, walking alone, she would have already had a male to help her. | |||
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"No man who is going for a walk whilst the final is on is interested in football He’s obviously been lost for days. Just like beautiful man in the opposing question where she clearly would not of gone, walking alone, she would have already had a male to help her. "In that case I'll go with the bearly men | |||
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